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30 Nov 2005 Wed 10:00 am |
"Fill your minds with truth. Fill your hearts with love. Fill your lives with service."
—President Thomas S. Monson
...and a lot more to follow later..
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30 Nov 2005 Wed 10:44 am |
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
Albert Einstein
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30 Nov 2005 Wed 10:46 am |
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
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30 Nov 2005 Wed 11:01 am |
"So frequently we mistakenly believe that our children need more things, when in reality their silent pleadings are simply for more of our time."
—President Thomas S. Monson
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30 Nov 2005 Wed 11:01 am |
"Those who walk in faith will feel their lives encompassed with the light and blessings of heaven. They will understand and know things that others cannot."
—Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin
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30 Nov 2005 Wed 01:02 pm |
>>We are all angels with one wing, and only together can we fly...
>>Dance like no one is watching
Love like you will never get hurt
Sing like no one is listening
Live like it's heaven on earth
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30 Nov 2005 Wed 01:22 pm |
- 'Waste no fresh tears over old griefs.' Euripides
- 'Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.' Napoleon Bonaparte
- 'An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.' Agatha Christie
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01 Dec 2005 Thu 02:50 am |
"Men take care not to make women weep, for God counts their tears."
-Elder Thomas S. Monson-
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 09:31 am |
Quoting sophie: -
'An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.' Agatha Christie |
FUNNY..
That makes me think that my O (grandpa) must be an archaelogist but he isn't...hehhe.. he is just sweet.
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 07:38 pm |
Hell is other people- Sartre
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 08:14 pm |
My favourites come from Margareth Atwood's "Diary of a Handsmaid." Unfortunately I never actually got to read it in English - so I'm just translating them from the Polish version:
"There are escapes that people find inside them if only they find something sharp"
"There are more than one kind of freedom: freedom of and from something"
"Paintings depict motion in suspence, waiting, objects that are not moving. Paintings depict boredom. But, perhaps, boredom has an aesthetic value, when women do it for men."
"Forgiving is power. Begging for them is power, refuting it or giving it is power, perhaps the biggest of all"
"God can grant us heaven - that's what we need him for. We can grant hell ourselves on our own."
"Knowledge is temptation. The Fall of Men was just a transition from unawareness to knowledge."
"Better never means better for everybody. It is always worse for some"
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 11:23 pm |
'When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.' Bette Davis
...that is why I am such a feminist bitch!
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 11:28 pm |
Quoting Aslan: "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love"
Albert Einstein
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i love it..very funny!
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 11:28 pm |
"It's not the men in my life that count -- it's the life in my men." Mae West
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 11:54 pm |
* "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." by einstein
* '' the only things u regret,r the risks u didnt take'' i dont know who said dis.....but like much
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10 Dec 2005 Sat 11:58 pm |
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details." einstein
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11 Dec 2005 Sun 12:59 am |
You go to a woman? Do not forget the whip! -Nietzsche
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11 Dec 2005 Sun 01:01 am |
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!
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11 Dec 2005 Sun 01:08 am |
the author, please?
Ehi!
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11 Dec 2005 Sun 01:12 am |
Quoting cyrano: the author, please?
Ehi! |
...I have no idea...but be sure it was no cavemen that came up with such an intelligent quote!
Actually the quote has been quite popular among feminists and lesbians over the years...I had a tshirt with that quote when I was young...a couple of hundred years ago!
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12 Dec 2005 Mon 01:52 am |
If you want to be happy one day - get drunk; if you want to be happy one month - get married; if you want to be happy whole life - raise flowers...
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12 Dec 2005 Mon 02:27 am |
"Obviously there is a great difference between feeling happy at a given moment and being happy for a lifetime, between having a good time and leading a good life."
—President James E. Faust-
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12 Dec 2005 Mon 02:28 am |
“Only the journey is written, not the destination.â€
“Excellence is not an act, but a habit.â€
“Performing to my best means - finding the right balance between training input and the pleasure of spending time with my family.â€
"If freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower."
-- Adolf Hitler, Landsberg, 5 November 1925
"Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.
- Crystal Middlemas - "
"Love is like a mustard seed;
planted by God
and watered by men
- Muda Saint Michael - "
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12 Dec 2005 Mon 02:30 am |
"Knowledge of truth, combined with proper regard for it, and its faithful observance, constitutes true education. The mere stuffing of the mind with a knowledge of facts is not education. The mind must not only possess a knowledge of truth, but the soul must revere it, cherish it, love it as a priceless gem."
—Joseph F. Smith, Gospel Doctrine (1986), 269
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12 Dec 2005 Mon 02:46 am |
I hate victims who respect their executioners. - Sartre
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12 Dec 2005 Mon 03:27 am |
"She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist." Sartre
Ehi!
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 02:51 pm |
'Equality is the public recognition, effectively expressed in institutions and manners, of the principle that an equal degree of attention is due to the needs of all human beings.'
Simone Weil
This quote explains perfectly what I want as a feminist!
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 03:06 pm |
Al Bundy (married with children)
- If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.
- Four weddings and a funeral, where's the difference?
- Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 03:21 pm |
In a real man there is a child hidden: it wants to play. Up then, you women, and discover the child in man! - Nietzsche
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 03:29 pm |
"Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go" Herman Hesse
"Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" Tennyson
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost" JRR Tolkein
"It is good to have an end to journey towards but it is the journey that matters in the end" Ursula le Guin
"The cock croweth but the hen delivereth the goods!"
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 03:36 pm |
Quoting cyrano: In a real man there is a child hidden: it wants to play. Up then, you women, and discover the child in man! - Nietzsche |
That was a goodie! ...thanks, cyrano!
'When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.'
Mae West
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 03:50 pm |
"Noone can make you feel inferior without your own consent" Eleanor Roosevelt
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be" Clementine Paddleford
"Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got." Janis Joplin
"If I had to live my life over again, I'd dare to make more mistakes next time!" Nadine Stair
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14 Dec 2005 Wed 04:20 pm |
Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today. - Malcolm X
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 06:55 am |
"Feeling grateful but not telling it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it."
I heard this from the radio this morning while having my quick breakfast. Too bad I missed the name of the person who shared that thought.
And here's a personal thought:
"Some things are better left unsaid but done than those said but undone."
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 10:34 am |
"The hottest love has the coldest end" Socrates
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation" Kalil Gibran
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:48 am |
Quoting Boop: "The hottest love has the coldest end" Socrates
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation" Kalil Gibran |
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 02:03 pm |
To be or not to be, that is the answer. - Michael Rubinstein
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 02:13 pm |
Love isn't everything, but everything is nothing without it.
I guess my cousin wrote this.. not too sure of it tho..
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 03:20 pm |
Aaah Sophie - you softie (made me cry too!!)
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 03:49 pm |
Quoting Boop: Aaah Sophie - you softie (made me cry too!!) |
lol...come over. i ll treat u a cup of greek coffee and we can cry all evening
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 05:11 pm |
Don't tempt me - how about abottle of wine or three? - Im on my way!
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 05:57 pm |
is this an open invitation sophie yinede kiziniz cok guzel cok sirin masallah
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 06:15 pm |
ozur dilerim sophie yanlis yazim i mean kiziniz maasallah
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:35 pm |
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go".
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes".
and my favourite...
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much".
Oscar Wilde
HeHe
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:37 pm |
Quoting Boop: Don't tempt me - how about abottle of wine or three? - Im on my way! |
hadi yaaa!!! where have u been?
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:38 pm |
Quoting deli: is this an open invitation sophie yinede kiziniz cok guzel cok sirin masallah
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u cant believe how open!! hurry up! boop will be here any time now
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15 Dec 2005 Thu 11:40 pm |
Quoting deli: is this an open invitation sophie yinede kiziniz cok guzel cok sirin masallah
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and yes she is very beautiful...isn't she??
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:30 am |
Soz Soph - got los - hhhad a lil drinkie be4 I god ere - am I tooooooooooooo late??
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:41 am |
Quoting Boop: Soz Soph - got los - hhhad a lil drinkie be4 I god ere - am I tooooooooooooo late?? |
its never too late! i m waiting
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:48 am |
Hiiiiya! Got half a bottle left - can I cum in pleaz?
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:55 am |
Quoting Boop: Hiiiiya! Got half a bottle left - can I cum in pleaz?
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the door is open!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 01:57 am |
oh oh oh!!! i think i saw aslan! hide the bottle
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:02 am |
No need to hide the bottle...I have all I need...inside! ...no polar bears in sight...but lots of nice exchange bears!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:05 am |
Quoting Aslan: No need to hide the bottle...I have all I need...inside! ...no polar bears in sight...but lots of nice exchange bears! |
did u keep one for me as promised?
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:13 am |
...you will have a zoo, dostum! ...first your wolf and then the polar bear...you being kaplan with special buddy aslan!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:18 am |
Quoting Aslan: ...you will have a zoo, dostum! ...first your wolf and then the polar bear...you being kaplan with special buddy aslan! |
oh...is that good? what shall i feed them?
oh well....
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:23 am |
As long as we are not in cages...I bet we are all capable hunters! ...so don´t worry about the food! ...just worry for hunting!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:32 am |
Can we all hunt for the nearest off-licence - the bottle's empty?!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:37 am |
Quoting Boop: Can we all hunt for the nearest off-licence - the bottle's empty?! |
i can only hunt dreams now. actually they have been hunting and haunting me till now, but i ll give it a try...
goodnight ya all
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 02:39 am |
I think you are right Sophie - it is time for bed and I am feeling a little nite
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19 Dec 2005 Mon 10:20 pm |
...was Zsa Zsa Gabor cool or what? ...here are some quotes to enjoy...especially for you, kaplan!
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
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19 Dec 2005 Mon 10:48 pm |
Quoting Aslan: ...was Zsa Zsa Gabor cool or what? ...here are some quotes to enjoy...especially for you, kaplan!
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? |
except from diamonds (i hate jewellery too much to keep it) everything else seems accurate ty ty
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19 Dec 2005 Mon 11:40 pm |
...from now on, dostum, you can give the diamonds to me! ...you know, diamonds are a girls best friend!
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20 Dec 2005 Tue 12:17 am |
Quoting Aslan: ...from now on, dostum, you can give the diamonds to me! ...you know, diamonds are a girls best friend! |
from now on, i can give not only the diamonds to you, but those who offer them as well! i ve had enough! men are over for me. i ll go to a monastery. where is AlphaF?
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20 Dec 2005 Tue 12:35 am |
Oh Sophie - if you go to a monastery it will be full of men - I think you mean a nunnery (or was that the idea??!!)
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20 Dec 2005 Tue 12:40 am |
Quoting Boop: Oh Sophie - if you go to a monastery it will be full of men - I think you mean a nunnery (or was that the idea??!!) |
u caught me Boop! exactly that was the idea!!!
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20 Dec 2005 Tue 12:44 am |
Like you style!!
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20 Dec 2005 Tue 01:16 am |
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
John Dryden
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20 Dec 2005 Tue 06:14 am |
"We will have genuine joy and happiness only as we learn patience."
—Elder Joseph B. Wirthlin
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 08:06 pm |
"To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded."
- Bessie Stanley
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 11:25 pm |
Quoting Aslan: This is to have succeeded |
According to that, now I can rest in peace!
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 11:59 pm |
...aferin sana, kaplan!
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19 Jun 2006 Mon 11:15 pm |
Quoting Aslan: "to find the best in others" |
Well, I m sure I m failing in that since yesterday but I have a forthright past, to compensate with.
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19 Jun 2006 Mon 11:36 pm |
...well, kaplan...this one is a goodie too in my opinion! ...enjoy!
"Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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19 Jun 2006 Mon 11:42 pm |
Quoting Aslan: ...well, kaplan...this one is a goodie too in my opinion! ...enjoy!
"Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement."
- Ashleigh Brilliant |
Here we say "hope dies last".
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19 Jun 2006 Mon 11:46 pm |
Quoting sophie: Quoting Aslan: ...well, kaplan...this one is a goodie too in my opinion! ...enjoy!
"Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement."
- Ashleigh Brilliant |
Here we say "hope dies last". |
...hey, that is my quote...for the football game tomorrow!
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20 Jun 2006 Tue 12:03 am |
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20 Jun 2006 Tue 01:04 am |
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20 Jun 2006 Tue 01:20 am |
...I will leave for tonight by repeating myself...not that I am Mae West (though I look just as old) ...but I repeat a quote I posted last year or something:
'When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.'
Mae West
...iyi geceler, citizens of TC...may the force be with you!
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20 Jun 2006 Tue 01:23 am |
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20 Jun 2006 Tue 01:42 am |
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20 Jun 2006 Tue 02:16 am |
"If ever you get to feel important.......
Try giving orders to someone else's dog!"
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23 Jun 2006 Fri 02:27 am |
I liked this one!
"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
Al Franken
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23 Jun 2006 Fri 06:02 pm |
I wrote this line on another forum a while ago. I don't think I have read it somewhere else:
"Kendilerinde kusur bulamakta zorlanan insanlar başkalarında kusur bulmakta hiç zorlanmazlar."
"People who have difficulty on finding a fault on themselves find it very easy when it comes to others."
Erdinç
http://forum.seslisozluk.com/showthread.php?p=94320#post94320
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23 Jun 2006 Fri 06:21 pm |
I liked that one too, Erdinç! ...thanks for sharing!
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19 Jan 2007 Fri 06:45 pm |
The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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19 Jan 2007 Fri 09:37 pm |
"The desire to win is in all of us.
The will to win is a matter of training and the manner of winning- a matter of honour".
Sir Denis Thatcher
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20 Jan 2007 Sat 12:23 am |
Always toward absent lovers love's tide stronger flows.
Sextus Propertius
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder"
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24 Jan 2007 Wed 09:08 pm |
Having read so many brilliant quotes, I will like to share one of my favourites too, its from the movie 'Hitch':
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
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25 Jan 2007 Thu 08:36 am |
Quoting parisisbeautifu: Having read so many brilliant quotes, I will like to share one of my favourites too, its from the movie 'Hitch':
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. |
...I drink to that!
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25 Jan 2007 Thu 09:43 am |
It was an American President that said it..
There are some men who are born great and others have it thrust open them...
there are might have been some more but i can't remember it
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25 Jan 2007 Thu 04:40 pm |
Dumb quote by an Edward Leigh, chairman of a public accounts committee comissioned by the government to look into childhood obesity in the UK.
"If a primary school finds that a child is overweight, the parents must be informed".
Please tell me that parent would NOTICE if their child was fat?
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25 Jan 2007 Thu 04:51 pm |
Quoting libralady: Dumb quote by an Edward Leigh, chairman of a public accounts committee comissioned by the government to look into childhood obesity in the UK.
"If a primary school finds that a child is overweight, the parents must be informed".
Please tell me that parent would NOTICE if their child was fat? |
many of them notice but do nothing.the same thing with headlice..most children get them but the parents should take responsibility of detecting n eradicating them..i know a few of my friends parents that dont bother...
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16 Jun 2007 Sat 11:56 am |
'I didn't know that life and people rarely come up to one's expectations.'
İrfan Orga - Portrait of a Turkish Family
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16 Jun 2007 Sat 06:12 pm |
LiFE is a chain of moments of happiness and TiME waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have everyday, every hour, every minute because you will never know it will be your LaST.
You will never miss the water unless the well runs dry.
Do not keep everything for special occasion because everyday you live is a special ocassion.
My LoVE for you is a a journey which starts from forever and ends at never.
You will never be my LiFE's priority because you are only an option to my LiFE.
In everything there is a season and a time for every purpose.
The only things in LiFE you regret are the risks that you didnt take.
The only way to retain LoVE is to give it away.
LoVE is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but to understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but to hold on.
I have lots more to share but this space is for everybody to share.
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16 Jun 2007 Sat 07:08 pm |
I realized afterwards that it is possible to know everything about our affections except their strength; that is to say, their sincerity. - J.P.Sartre
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19 Jul 2007 Thu 03:10 pm |
"TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE."
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19 Jul 2007 Thu 03:54 pm |
"Our reach is never wider then the depth of what we grasp"
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20 Jul 2007 Fri 11:08 am |
"TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE."
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20 Jul 2007 Fri 12:22 pm |
Face powder catches a man, baking powder keeps him.
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20 Jul 2007 Fri 01:27 pm |
Quoting MarioninTurkey: Face powder catches a man, baking powder keeps him. |
That is the sickest quote I ever heard!
Did I fall asleep and wake up in the 1950S?! I don't know where to start..... words elude me (for once!)
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20 Jul 2007 Fri 01:35 pm |
I was only joking about the quote: WOW I got a response!
Do I get an award for having found a way to leave you with nothing to say? No ... don't answer that one.
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20 Jul 2007 Fri 01:36 pm |
Quoting MarioninTurkey: I was only joking about the quote: WOW I got a response!
Do I get an award for having found a way to leave you with nothing to say? No ... don't answer that one.
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Yes you win....a dinner for two with MrX67 You two would get along just fine
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20 Jul 2007 Fri 03:00 pm |
"TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE."
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21 Jul 2007 Sat 02:13 pm |
"TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE."
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24 Jul 2007 Tue 07:35 pm |
“Only trust thyself, and another shall not betray thee.â€
William Penn
(Good advice for myself...)
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25 Jul 2007 Wed 11:45 am |
Quoting MarioninTurkey: Face powder catches a man, baking powder keeps him. |
Mrs Beeton in disguise
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04 Sep 2007 Tue 11:49 pm |
Nathaniel, let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because you are not hungry enough. - Andre Gide (Fruits of the Earth)
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 12:30 am |
All you are unable to give possesses you. - Andre Gide
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 12:31 am |
Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself-and thus make yourself indispensable. - Andre Gide (Fruits of the Earth)
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 12:32 am |
Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 12:33 am |
The most decisive actions of our life—I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future—are, more often than not, unconsidered. - Andre Gide (The Counterfeiters)
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 12:36 am |
There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me'. - Andre Gide
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 12:59 am |
there are two important days in your life. the first is the day you were born, and the second is the day that you understand what you were born for.
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 09:29 pm |
Quoting ciko: there are two important days in your life. the first is the day you were born, and the second is the day that you understand what you were born for. |
güzel , what do you think , Why human beings (insan)are created for or why they were born
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 09:40 pm |
Quoting elham: Quoting ciko: there are two important days in your life. the first is the day you were born, and the second is the day that you understand what you were born for. |
güzel , what do you think , Why human beings (insan)are created for or why they were born |
well i havent seen the second important day in my life..so i have no answer
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 10:12 pm |
It's never too late to be what you might have been - George Eliot
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05 Sep 2007 Wed 10:22 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: It's never too late to be what you might have been - George Eliot |
So true! I, for example, was never late to be an asshole!
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06 Sep 2007 Thu 05:35 pm |
Quoting pagliaccio: Quoting Elisabeth: It's never too late to be what you might have been - George Eliot |
So true! I, for example, was never late to be an asshole! |
Assholes are like opinions...everyone has one! - anonymous
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06 Sep 2007 Thu 06:19 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting pagliaccio: Quoting Elisabeth: It's never too late to be what you might have been - George Eliot |
So true! I, for example, was never late to be an asshole! |
Assholes are like opinions...everyone has one! - anonymous |
So true! And I know whose asshole I am.
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07 Sep 2007 Fri 07:26 pm |
As Pagliaccio awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic, bastard, asshole, sinful and disgusting insect. - Franz Kafka
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07 Sep 2007 Fri 11:36 pm |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. - Alex (A Clocwork Orange)
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08 Sep 2007 Sat 12:03 am |
Quoting elham: Quoting ciko: there are two important days in your life. the first is the day you were born, and the second is the day that you understand what you were born for. |
güzel , what do you think , Why human beings (insan)are created for or why they were born |
what for?
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08 Sep 2007 Sat 12:07 am |
Quoting ciko: there are two important days in your life. the first is the day you were born, and the second is the day that you understand what you were born for. |
how romantic!!!
there are many important days, if you learn much.
the day you are born is not important at all.
one day you may think: aha, this is what i was born for, the next day you may change your vision.
you never know what you are born for.
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08 Sep 2007 Sat 11:26 am |
Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting ciko: there are two important days in your life. the first is the day you were born, and the second is the day that you understand what you were born for. |
how romantic!!!
there are many important days, if you learn much.
the day you are born is not important at all.
one day you may think: aha, this is what i was born for, the next day you may change your vision.
you never know what you are born for. |
it was not my speech..just a quote. but yes i agree with you ( surprisingly ) ..it sounds too static to limit the important days in your life.
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129. |
24 Sep 2007 Mon 01:18 am |
There is no economy in going to bed early to save candles if the result is twins.
Chinese Proverb
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130. |
14 Dec 2007 Fri 04:33 pm |
"Insanity in individuals is something rare – but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
Nietzsche (who clearly didn't meet Alpha)
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131. |
10 Jan 2008 Thu 03:40 pm |
Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes but some abuse the privilege. Unknown.
Not thinking of anyone in TC by the way.
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132. |
11 Jan 2008 Fri 07:28 am |
Quoting bydand: Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes but some abuse the privilege. Unknown. |
Love it!
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133. |
11 Jan 2008 Fri 11:40 am |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting bydand: Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes but some abuse the privilege. Unknown. |
Love it! |
So do I!
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134. |
11 Jan 2008 Fri 06:56 pm |
Quoting bydand: Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes but some abuse the privilege. Unknown.
Not thinking of anyone in TC by the way. |
...I do!
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135. |
11 Jan 2008 Fri 08:49 pm |
Quoting Aslan: Quoting bydand: Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes but some abuse the privilege. Unknown.
Not thinking of anyone in TC by the way. |
...I do! |
Hahahahahaha (me too )
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 09:48 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Aslan: Quoting bydand: Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes but some abuse the privilege. Unknown.
Not thinking of anyone in TC by the way. |
...I do! |
Hahahahahaha (me too ) |
I wasn't thinking of anybody on TC! Honest
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137. |
12 Jan 2008 Sat 03:39 am |
...sure...
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138. |
12 Jan 2008 Sat 01:27 pm |
Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so."
Belva Davis, Award--Winning Journalist
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139. |
13 Jan 2008 Sun 02:42 pm |
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 02:32 am |
Quoting kafesteki kus: Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
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same idea is to be found in one of de Mirabeau's writings, where he says the last creation was definitely the most perfectible. even coming from him... it is ... well... an acceptable compliment.)))
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 02:48 am |
Quoting kafesteki kus: Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
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Assuming, of course, that there is god...
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 03:50 am |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting kafesteki kus: Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
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Assuming, of course, that there is god... |
no other solution left, but to check upon the matter...
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 10:41 am |
A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 01:38 pm |
Wrong life cant be lived rightly - Theodor Adorno!
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 07:50 am |
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 01:43 pm |
Quoting kafesteki kus: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein |
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 02:39 pm |
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 03:09 pm |
Quoting bydand: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln. |
To late for me
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 06:00 pm |
Kräht der Hahn auf dem Mist, ändert sich's Wetter oder 's bleibt wie's ist...
Don't live your life based on proverbs
(not a direct translation, but this is the meaning)
literally,
"If the rooster crows on the shit pile, the weather will change or stay the way it is"
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04 Feb 2009 Wed 08:16 pm |
It´s gonna be my life´s motto:
The simple-minded tidy up, the genius masters the chaos.
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04 Feb 2009 Wed 08:30 pm |
It´s gonna be my life´s motto:
The simple-minded tidy up, the genius masters the chaos.
Except for domestic stuff I always tidy up.... well, I already knew your verdict!
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14 Feb 2009 Sat 05:08 pm |
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
Sir Walter Scott
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 03:53 pm |
I came across this quote from the wonderful Stephen Fry. How I agree with him. There are a few people on TC (including Alameda and Peacetrain) who should be admitted into that hospital!
“If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily”
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Stephen Fry
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Edited (3/8/2009) by TheAenigma
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 04:02 pm |
I came across this quote from the wonderful Stephen Fry. How I agree with him. There are a few people on TC (including Alameda and Peacetrain) who should be admitted into that hospital!
“If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily”
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Stephen Fry
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Am i in that list also?
but i cant help it but what if there are people also think about you like this?
have you ever thought about it?
Happy womens day!! btw!
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 04:07 pm |
I hadn´t considered you to be on that list Sui, but we have a saying "if the cap fits, wear it" so if you feel it is relevant to you, by all means do
Well you can call me many things, but until I start defending my faith or culture before humanity, I think I am not included in this particular instance. I don´t celebrate Woman´s Day, so happy Sunday to you
(What a wonderful man Stephen Fry is... if he were not gay I would marry him! )
Edited (3/8/2009) by TheAenigma
Edited (3/8/2009) by TheAenigma
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 04:27 pm |
I hadn´t considered you to be on that list Sui, but we have a saying "if the cap fits, wear it" so if you feel it is relevant to you, by all means do
Well you can call me many things, but until I start defending my faith or culture before humanity, I think I am not included in this particular instance. I don´t celebrate Woman´s Day, so happy Sunday to you
(What a wonderful man Stephen Fry is... if he were not gay I would marry him! )
That reminded me of the time where a co-workers invited me to go to a Bible study with her at this new Baptist church she was attending. Since I´m always game for a good show I accepted (was hoping to see Bible thumping and speaking in tongues ). So we´re sitting in this Bible study group full of good, virtous Christians (which one is the "sarcasm" smiley?) and they had prayer thing at the end where they prayed for people in their lives that needed some divine intervention. So my co-worker asked the group to pray for a colleague of ours whose mother was very sick. You know what they did? They kept asking "Is he saved? Is he saved?" As if that made any f* difference. Let´s not pray for the mother if the son is gonna burn in hell! Well if god is supposed to help only those who profess the faith in him, then no wonder that the "faithful" do the same thing. How disgusting.
Edited (3/8/2009) by Melek74
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 09:10 pm |
As a general rule, people disappoint you as you know them. (Maria Mitchell)
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 10:34 pm |
As a general rule, people disappoint you as you know them. (Maria Mitchell)
....and I thought we were starting to really ´click´ canim -
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 10:52 pm |
(What a wonderful man Stephen Fry is... if he were not gay I would marry him! )
Actually my claim to fame is, he has a house about 7 miles from me, he went to school in my town, my friends daughter was an extra in Kingdom (she being the one with the huge bare a*** on Holkam Beach) and I saw him Tesco´s once!!
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19 Mar 2009 Thu 03:04 am |
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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19 Mar 2009 Thu 09:57 am |
Never argue with an idiot. They pull you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
and the author?
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19 Mar 2009 Thu 12:34 pm |
"...love - not love for the Feuerbach-type of man, not for the metabolism, not for the proletariat - but the love for the beloved and particularly for you, makes a man again a man ..."
Karl Marx - 21 June 1885 - letter to his wife
i find it amazing that such a big ideologue can be also a great lover
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19 Mar 2009 Thu 01:02 pm |
anon
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164. |
14 Apr 2009 Tue 01:24 am |
Knowledge is knowing that a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad.
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 12:45 pm |
One death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic - Stalin
Edited (9/17/2009) by alex de souza
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 03:16 pm |
"I am asking the primitive nationalists of my country, apart from making fascism and racism a common place in my country, have you ever added any value into cultural, political, economical and social aspects of Turkey?"
My friend from facebook
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 03:53 pm |
"I am asking the primitive nationalists of my country, apart from making fascism and racism a common place in my country, have you ever added any value into cultural, political, economical and social aspects of Turkey?"
My friend from facebook
Wowwwwwww thanks for sharing! What wise friends you have ....
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 03:58 pm |
Wowwwwwww thanks for sharing! What wise friends you have ....
That is true and that is why we are not friends!!!
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 04:00 pm |
That is true and that is why we are not friends!!!
Oh please be my friend darling
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 04:04 pm |
Oh please be my friend darling
have you just popped the question???AE???I am still negotiating with reyhanL adoption settlement
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 04:05 pm |
have you just popped the question???AE???I am still negotiating with reyhanL adoption settlement
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17 Sep 2009 Thu 04:37 pm |
Oh please be my friend darling
Ermm.. NO!!!
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19 Sep 2009 Sat 12:39 pm |
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Alexander Graham Bell
Wise words
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19 Sep 2009 Sat 06:08 pm |
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. ~Winston Churchill
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24 Sep 2009 Thu 12:03 pm |
Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a s**t..................... oh there isn´t one....
Facebook friend whose relationship has expired
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26 Sep 2009 Sat 03:49 pm |
The grass that is always greener on the other side is probably astro turf
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 12:05 am |
Random thoughts of people aged 25-35 (in bold are those I have to agree with)
- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can´t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that´s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you´re wrong.
- I don´t understand the purpose of the line, "I don´t need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they´ve invented the lighter?
- Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you´re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you´re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
- I totally take back all those times I didn´t want to nap when I was younger.
- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn´t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ´s. We just figured it out. Today´s kids are soft.
- There is a great need for sarcasm font.
- Sometimes, I´ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.
- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I´ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone´s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I´m still the only one who really, really gets it.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend´s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- Whenever someone says "I´m not book smart, but I´m street smart", all I hear is "I´m not real smart, but I´m imaginary smart".
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn´t hear what they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ´as in´ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss´s last name to an attorney and said "Yes that´s G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".
- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- I can´t remember the last time I wasn´t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- Whenever I´m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don´t mind if I do!
- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
- If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I´m from, this shouldn´t be a problem …
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you´ve made up your mind that you just aren´t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don´t want to have to restart my collection.
- There´s no worse feeling than that millisecond you´re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
- I´m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
- I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There´s so much pressure. ´I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren´t watching this. It´s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?´
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What´d you do after I didn´t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- When I meet a new girl, I´m terrified of mentioning something she hasn´t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it´s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
- Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...
- As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
- Sometimes I´ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- I keep some people´s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I´d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
- My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
- I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 01:43 am |
- Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you´re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you´re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
nihahahahha, that pretty much confirms that we have at least one thing in common with dd.
we are both losers.
- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn´t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ´s. We just figured it out. Today´s kids are soft.
That`s so intitutive. I could see those dust particles on the screen of my gameboy as black dots.
- I think part of a best friend´s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
I would burn the hard drive of my computer anyway If I knew I`m gonna die.
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 02:20 am |
I would burn the hard drive of my computer anyway If I knew I`m gonna die.
Because there would be something worth reading?
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 03:59 am |
Because there would be something worth reading?
no because there isn`t anything worth reading.
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 12:39 pm |
Random thoughts of people aged 25-35 (in bold are those I have to agree with)
- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can´t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that´s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you´re wrong.
- I don´t understand the purpose of the line, "I don´t need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they´ve invented the lighter?
- Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you´re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you´re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
- I totally take back all those times I didn´t want to nap when I was younger.
- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
- Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn´t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ´s. We just figured it out. Today´s kids are soft.
- There is a great need for sarcasm font.
- Sometimes, I´ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.
- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I´ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone´s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I´m still the only one who really, really gets it.
- How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- I think part of a best friend´s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- Whenever someone says "I´m not book smart, but I´m street smart", all I hear is "I´m not real smart, but I´m imaginary smart".
- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn´t hear what they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ´as in´ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss´s last name to an attorney and said "Yes that´s G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".
- What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- I can´t remember the last time I wasn´t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- Whenever I´m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don´t mind if I do!
- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
- If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I´m from, this shouldn´t be a problem …
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you´ve made up your mind that you just aren´t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don´t want to have to restart my collection.
- There´s no worse feeling than that millisecond you´re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
- I´m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
- I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There´s so much pressure. ´I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren´t watching this. It´s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?´
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What´d you do after I didn´t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- When I meet a new girl, I´m terrified of mentioning something she hasn´t already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it´s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
- Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles...
- As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
- Sometimes I´ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- I keep some people´s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I´d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
- My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
- I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
25-35 year-old´s you say?? So it´s not just old age creeping up fast then? Thank God for that!
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 02:51 pm |
- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can´t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that´s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you´re wrong.
- Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you´re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you´re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
- Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
- I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I´ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone´s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I´m still the only one who really, really gets it. - I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ´as in´ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss´s last name to an attorney and said "Yes that´s G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".
- Whenever I´m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don´t mind if I do!
- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
-- Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I´m from, this shouldn´t be a problem …
-- I´m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There´s so much pressure. ´I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren´t watching this. It´s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?´
- I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it´s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
- Sometimes I´ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- I keep some people´s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
THIS IS BRILLIANT DD!
The ones above are thoughts that I thought were unique to me - its great to find out that others feel exactly the same!!!
Edited (9/27/2009) by _AE_
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 03:20 pm |
Excellent samples DD
DD can I give you more classes?this time philosophy of occupied mind ones ???
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27 Sep 2009 Sun 10:52 pm |
I haven´t seen anybody who lost his/her faith reading Marx but I have seen many who lost it because of priests-
Józef Tischner,a Catholic priest
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 02:53 pm |
THIS IS BRILLIANT DD!
The ones above are thoughts that I thought were unique to me - its great to find out that others feel exactly the same!!!
Me too! So we are not so unique as we first thought we are ............... and I am definitely worth more than a stinking 50$ Anyway, what is wrong with $50..... that is a bit more English
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 04:30 pm |
If at first you don´t succeed, try, try and try again. Then give up. There´s no use being a damned fool about it!
(W. C. Fields)
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 09:42 pm |
"The reasons for failed exam-5%laziness,95%necessity of saving the world.It is not easy at all to be both a student and a superhero at the same time"
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 09:44 pm |
Me too! So we are not so unique as we first thought we are ...............
Or, we are not as insane as we feared we were (unless of course all the others are as insane as we are...but if so then our level of insanity becomes a norm )
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 11:43 pm |
“Anyone who thinks they´re important is usually just a pompous moron who can´t deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential...”
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William Thomas
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 11:46 pm |
“Anyone who thinks they´re important is usually just a pompous moron who can´t deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential...”
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William Thomas
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03 Oct 2009 Sat 09:44 pm |
Love is a serious disease, instantly cured by marriage. (Heard on tv-series ´Law and Order´
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17 Sep 2010 Fri 05:02 pm |
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Edited (9/17/2010) by thehandsom
[I admit..it is not my pic..]
Edited (9/17/2010) by thehandsom
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