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1340.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 21 Sep 2010 Tue 11:14 pm

 

Quoting busyb

 

 {#emotions_dlg.lol} Aenigma and thehandsome. Aenigma is right, there isn´t any bad risk involved, besides pregnant women are so underated these days... can´t do this, make sure you don´t do that etc. I bumped into my partners friend the other day when I had a job interview and he said to me "but you can´t work?! you´re pregnant!" To which I simply stated back "I know, pregnant meaning not physically disabled, I´m just gaining weight (though I haven´t at the moment) and that´s the only physical difference. Besides, when not working i´m running around after a 6 year old little girl and thats work in itself!"

 

I am simply not risking it.!!! That is the bottom line..

I put my phone on my ear all the time without worrying because I know my balls are not next to my ears

 

 

 

1341.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 21 Sep 2010 Tue 11:18 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

I am simply not risking it.!!! That is the bottom line..

I put my phone on my ear all the time without worrying because I know my balls are not next to my ears

 

 

 

 

Typical man!  Brain damaged but fertile! lollollol

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1342.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 21 Sep 2010 Tue 11:22 pm

 

Quoting TheAenigma

 

 

Typical man!  Brain damaged but fertile! lollollol

 

You would not like ´unfertile but brainy men´ anyway..

1343.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 21 Sep 2010 Tue 11:23 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

You would not like ´unfertile but brainy men´ anyway..

 

On the contrary, it sounds wonderful

1344.       busyb
117 posts
 22 Sep 2010 Wed 12:25 am

What made me smile today? This >>>>

 

TheAenigma

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

You would not like ´unfertile but brainy men´ anyway..

 

On the contrary, it sounds wonderful

 

 

{#emotions_dlg.lol_fast}

1345.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 22 Sep 2010 Wed 03:08 am

 

Quoting busyb

What made me smile today? This >>>>

 

TheAenigma

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

You would not like ´unfertile but brainy men´ anyway..

 

On the contrary, it sounds wonderful

 

 

{#emotions_dlg.lol_fast}

 

Well,

I am sitting here with a laptop on my tummy and 4 mobile phones on my lap (I collected every single phone in the house..). I am even  thinking to bring  the arial from the telly before I go to sleep and leave it on my lap, incase it speeds up the process.. The books from Stephan Dawkins,  Richard hawking, about quantum physics, about quantum mechanics are all around me..

I am working on it.. I will let you know the result 

1346.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 22 Sep 2010 Wed 07:58 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

Stephan Dawkins,  Richard hawking

 

OK OK could you just forget that mistake please {#emotions_dlg.shy}

Quoting thehandsom

I am working on it.. I will let you know the result 

 

You might want to try putting putting the microwave oven on your lap while its working too - just a suggestion.  Anything to help.. {#emotions_dlg.holy}

1347.       busyb
117 posts
 22 Sep 2010 Wed 08:57 pm

After nearly 18 years I found some of my relatives that live half way across the world on facebook! {#emotions_dlg.bigsmile}

1348.       timeless
55 posts
 23 Sep 2010 Thu 02:14 pm

i am happy becuase i can breath and i am alive.everything make me happy.such as the sounds, which i hear from nature ,the sky which i look everyday..shortly life and to be alive.Smile.

 

1349.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 24 Sep 2010 Fri 07:24 pm

1350.       alameda
3499 posts
 03 Oct 2010 Sun 05:33 am

{#emotions_dlg.rolleyes}  a few silly puns 
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur´s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian .

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it´ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other: ´You stay here; I´ll go on a head.´

13.. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: ´Keep off the Grass.´

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it´s your vote that counts. In feudalism it´s your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you´d be in Seine .

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ´I´m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.´

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ´Dam!´

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can´t have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ´I´ve lost my electron.´ The other says ´Are you sure?´ The first replies, ´Yes, I´m positive.´

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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