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Auntie Aengima & Uncle Alpha's Free Advice Page
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:05 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III: you will find that you no longer have the money to live your debached and disgusing life. |
  Brilliant
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:07 am |
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Sleeping now and waking up at 5 to go on studying, or going on and sleeping till 7?
No sleeping at all is no option, since I (thank god) ran out of (that awful) RedBull, and my Dodo is already on one ear..
Suppose not even Aenigma the Muneccimbaşı can answer this  
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:17 am |
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Dear Auntie and Uncle
I am crashed(((((I do not know what to do in my case.Help please.I tried drinking Coke,finding indecent dudus ,sending them all money I earn,supplying them with computers,credit cards,buying diamonds and chocolate fingers,getting some free translation,committing suicide,learning belly dance,loosing weigh,etc...,etc...BUT IT DID not help as my heart belongs to Daddy.....
will I ever have a chance to get it back??????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnDRe66Fwfc
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:10 am |
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Quoting kafesteki kus:
Dear Auntie and Uncle
I am crashed(((((I do not know what to do in my case.Help please.I tried drinking Coke,finding indecent dudus ,sending them all money I earn,supplying them with computers,credit cards,buying diamonds and chocolate fingers,getting some free translation,committing suicide,learning belly dance,loosing weigh,etc...,etc...BUT IT DID not help as my heart belongs to Daddy.....
will I ever have a chance to get it back??????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnDRe66Fwfc |
deary!
sorry for bumping in, but this needs some serious advice.))))
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kush. looks like no chance to get your heart back.))))
there is no other solution, but to take his hart in order to have a fair exchange!)))))))))))
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:42 pm |
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I'm not sure what Auntie-dote will say to this, but I'm afraid that if your heart belongs to daddy.... you're totally screwed.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 04:46 pm |
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Dear Auntie and uncle
the women in my office claim that turkish girls are the most beautiful girls in the world what answer should i give them? 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 06:29 pm |
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Quoting ciko: Dear Auntie and uncle
the women in my office claim that turkish girls are the most beautiful girls in the world what answer should i give them? |
cant wait for the answer
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 06:56 pm |
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Quoting ciko: Dear Auntie and uncle
the women in my office claim that turkish girls are the most beautiful girls in the world what answer should i give them? |
Dear Ciko,
The answer is simple. Tell the girls in your office that you agree - Turkish girls ARE the most beautiful girls in the world. This way you will have happy workers who will secretly admire you and you can be happy in the knowledge that you are a good secret keeper 
Seasons Greetings
Auntie A
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:51 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting ciko: Dear Auntie and uncle
the women in my office claim that turkish girls are the most beautiful girls in the world what answer should i give them? |
Dear Ciko,
The answer is simple. Tell the girls in your office that you agree - Turkish girls ARE the most beautiful girls in the world. This way you will have happy workers who will secretly admire you and you can be happy in the knowledge that you are a good secret keeper
Seasons Greetings
Auntie A |
hahaha thats exactly what i thought of!
tell them what they wanna hear
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:56 pm |
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Dear Auntie AEnigma,
I met a wonderful man while on my vacation in Turkey. He is so wonderful. He texts me 10 times a day and calls me every night. The problem is, he doesn't speak English. So although I know the texts and calls are from him, I can only listen and wonder....what is he saying? Can this relationship work? We do have lots of body language in common...if you know what I mean.
Thanks,
E.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:08 pm |
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Elisabeth dear,
Of course your relationship will work! The most important thing is sexual attraction - it will last a lifetime! The fact that you don't speak the same language simply means that you will never disagree on ANYTHING.
I would suggest marrying him immediately and bringing him to your country.
Seasons greetings
Auntie A.
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