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Auntie Aengima & Uncle Alpha's Free Advice Page
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:08 pm |
Elisabeth dear,
Of course your relationship will work! The most important thing is sexual attraction - it will last a lifetime! The fact that you don't speak the same language simply means that you will never disagree on ANYTHING.
I would suggest marrying him immediately and bringing him to your country.
Seasons greetings
Auntie A.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:11 pm |
Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting ciko: Dear Auntie and uncle
the women in my office claim that turkish girls are the most beautiful girls in the world what answer should i give them? |
Dear Ciko,
The answer is simple. Tell the girls in your office that you agree - Turkish girls ARE the most beautiful girls in the world. This way you will have happy workers who will secretly admire you and you can be happy in the knowledge that you are a good secret keeper
Seasons Greetings
Auntie A |
but but but .. you said ciko was my new dudu ..
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:12 pm |
Quoting AEnigma III: Elisabeth dear,
Of course your relationship will work! The most important thing is sexual attraction - it will last a lifetime! The fact that you don't speak the same language simply means that you will never disagree on ANYTHING.
I would suggest marrying him immediately and bringing him to your country.
Seasons greetings
Auntie A. |
Oh, Thank you...I will go ahead and sent him a few thousand USD to get him thru the long hard winter....then I will go to Turkey in the spring and marry him....I just can't wait to bring home my full grown adult child! I have always wanted a husband to take care of...I hope he doesn't mind my fat ass...it is getting fatter everyday.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:20 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting AEnigma III: Elisabeth dear,
Of course your relationship will work! The most important thing is sexual attraction - it will last a lifetime! The fact that you don't speak the same language simply means that you will never disagree on ANYTHING.
I would suggest marrying him immediately and bringing him to your country.
Seasons greetings
Auntie A. |
Oh, Thank you...I will go ahead and sent him a few thousand USD to get him thru the long hard winter....then I will go to Turkey in the spring and marry him....I just can't wait to bring home my full grown adult child! I have always wanted a husband to take care of...I hope he doesn't mind my fat ass...it is getting fatter everyday. |
You guys are cracking me up,i hope no poor little girls are reading this seriously.We all know how sarcasm can be such a subtle thing! Altho the ass comment was hardly subtle.
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 08:40 am |
Dear Auntie,
I have serious problem with one rose.It is said that this rose will never die but I have some doubts I keep watering it but its breath is still low....it's fading!!!I can't live longer like that caring about it all the time.Should I leave it and go to other planet .....
The little prince
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61ffFRFmxw
Ps.Btw does anyone know why most of males there are obsessed with this song???
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 05:17 pm |
Quote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61ffFRFmxw
Ps.Btw does anyone know why most of males there are obsessed with this song??? |
Many men have bad taste in music?
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 08:35 pm |
Quoting kafesteki kus: Dear Auntie,
I have serious problem with one rose.It is said that this rose will never die but I have some doubts I keep watering it but its breath is still low....it's fading!!!I can't live longer like that caring about it all the time.Should I leave it and go to other planet .....
The little prince |
The answer is merely - dont buy a sheep. "If some one loves a flower, of which just one single blossom grows in all the millions and millions of stars, it is enough to make him happy just to look at the stars. He can say to himself, 'Somewhere, my flower is there . . .'
The Little Prince is my favourite book - but I do wonder if you are on the same drug as Portokal
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 09:20 pm |
Dear Alpha,
I have this neighbor that insists that my relatives sneak over to his yard and throw water ballons at his home. Last night about 3am...he sent some of his family in MY yard and they blew up my shed....what should I do?
Thanks!
E.
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 09:23 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: Dear Alpha,
I have this neighbor that insists that my relatives sneak over to his yard and throw water ballons at his home. Last night about 3am...he sent some of his family in MY yard and they blew up my shed....what should I do?
Thanks!
E. |
Blame it on us bed Amerikans. It had to be the Amerikans who did it, right Omega.
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 10:41 pm |
Quoting teaschip1: Quoting Elisabeth: Dear Alpha,
I have this neighbor that insists that my relatives sneak over to his yard and throw water ballons at his home. Last night about 3am...he sent some of his family in MY yard and they blew up my shed....what should I do?
Thanks!
E. |
Blame it on us bed Amerikans. It had to be the Amerikans who did it, right Omega. |
I was thinking of blowing up another neighbors shed so that it will look like the work of my enemy! Maybe we can get the entire block involved!
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 10:43 pm |
why do people keep asking uncle omega?
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