My name may have changed but I am still available for free advice, particularly regarding affairs of the heart

Tell me auntie,

Why does my boyfriend never buy me flowers?

He doesn´t buy you flowers because he knows, unlike his love for you, they will wither and die   He also realises that something so crass and typical would not impress a princess

It was very quick auntie, thank you. 

I hope it is as you say. However, there are high chances that he is just oafish.

 I am sorry for you mltm if he is indeed an oaf.  There is no cure for oafishness....mother always said once and oaf, always an oaf.  The good news is Auntie Aenigma is very good at playing matchmaker....perhaps she can find you a match!

For whatever reason, women fall for oafs, no?

Somewhere I had read that women marry "oafs" hoping that one day they can make them change.

 I think many people make that mistake!  Marrying someone in the hopes that they will change.....it even sounds like a recipe for disaster!    But why do we do it?  I think many of us are in love with the idea of being in love and not really with the person. 

Anyway, sorry to turn your thread serious  Auntie!    You were offline and I couldn´t resist!

dear Auntie

i am so desperate that i decided after long thinking to post my request for advice

you know i have been travelling with a politician who does not know any language,even sign one causes problems

bcs of it i have no chance to meet any dudu and study duduism,i feel i have backlogs and i wonder if i ever catch up with????

pls,do not leave me without answer!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Auntie Aenigma´s Post Bag this week, a sad letter from a classmate who, for reasons which will become obvious, would like to remain anonymous.

Dear Auntie Aenigma,

My life has fallen apart.  I was once King of the World.  I was popular with women, I caused a stir wherever I went, I was a God!  Then gradually my hair started falling out and I lost my powers and women started to drift away.  I now find myself on the fringe of TC society, skulking around in the shadows, appearing in chat occasionally and then disappearing into my dark world again.  I want it all back!  How can I become the man I used to be?

Yours sincerely,

Traumatised of TC

Dear Hairy Traumatised,

I think your problems really started when your hair started to fall out.  Remember Samson?  We all remember the fun nights sat around in the lounge taking it in turns to brush your hair, but those days are gone and can never return.

You could try doing the opposite of Elton John and get some hair taken from your head and grafted onto your chest? 

Yours sincerely,

Auntie Aenigma xxx