Quoting catwoman:

Quoting teaschip1:

You never knew this...there are alot of men who pad.

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Oh Catwoman, we have to take you out more often...House cats!!

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting teaschip1:

A widespread research was conducted to adult men worldwide included: United States 12.9 cm, France 16 cm, Italy 15 cm, Mexico 16.9, Germany 14.48 cm, Japan 13.0 cm, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm, Brazil 12.4 cm, Greece 12.18, India 10.2 cm and South Korea 9.6 cm.

That's the reason for some to have mismatched socks.

Quoting teaschip1:

A widespread research was conducted to adult men worldwide included: United States 12.9 cm, France 16 cm, Italy 15 cm, Mexico 16.9, Germany 14.48 cm, Japan 13.0 cm, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm, Brazil 12.4 cm, Greece 12.18, India 10.2 cm and South Korea 9.6 cm.

That's the reason for some to have mismatched socks.

Quoting catwoman:

Pet Diaries

From a Dog's Daily Diary:


8:00 am - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!
9:30 am - Oh Boy! A Car Ride! My Favorite!
9:40 am - Oh Boy! A Walk! My Favorite!
10:00 am - Oh Boy! Getting petted! My favorite!
11:30 am - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!

Noon - Oh Boy! The Kids! My Favorite!
1:00 pm - Oh Boy! The Yard! My Favorite!
4:00 pm - Oh Boy! To the Park! My Favorite!
5:00 pm - Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!
5:30 pm - Oh Boy! Pretty Mums! My Favorite!

6:00 pm - Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My Favorite!
6:30 pm - Oh Boy! Watching TV with my Master! My Favorite!
8:30 pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in Master's Bed! My Favorite!


From a Cat's Daily Diary:


Day 483 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh food while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
attempt to make them aware of what I am ! capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell of food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.


The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.

But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...