I´m sure they would, but i´d say most probably it´ll be dyed green (you do mean the drink now and not the traditional Irish ballad group, though they´ll probably be dyed green too )

Ne?

means - Is that so now? In that case never mind  (at least I think it does haha)

The beer of course. Best I´ve ever had.

XX century. A black man is praying, "Lord, I wish I could go to church and be close to you, but I cant". The note on the door says "dogs and blacks arent allowed".

God answers "dont worry, I dont go there too".

where do babies come from?

Nikola,6: In order to have a baby you have to eat a lot of fruits, babanas, plums and apples until your tummy grows big.

This one is from Soviet Russia time.

God fed up with the international affairs in the World and decided to destroy the World. He called the 3 leaders and declared His decision and said them "go tell about this to your country".

US leader gave a TV adress on TV during the primetime.
"Citizens, I have 2 news for you. One is good, one is bad. Good news is there is a God. Bad news is He will destroy the World."

Soviet leader gave a speech at the Communist Party center.
"Comrades, I have 2 news for you. One is bad, one is worse. Bad news is there is a God. Worse news is He will destroy the World."

Israil leader gave a speech on TV. "Fellow Israilies, I have 2 news for you. One is good, one is great. Good news is there is a God. Great news is there will be no Palestine state anymore."

Descartes walks into a bar.

The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?”

Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.

The Magic Beer

One day, a blonde walked into a bar. She starts to walk towards the tender, when she sees a man jump out the second story window.

She starts to panic, and goes to the window to look out. As she gets to the window, there came the man, flying back into the room, like magic.

She screams at the man, " HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?! You were flying!"

The man replies calmly, " Well, you see this beer I´m drinking? This is the magic beer. Drink three, and you can fly"

Amazed, the blonde runs to the tender and says," I want three magic beers please!!"

He replies, "What?"

"You know, magic beer, like that guy over there is drinking."

"Ohhhh, I get it. Here you go, three beers."

The blond downs the beers, and runs to the window. She leaps out of the window, and sails through the air....... Right to the ground, like a rock.

The bartender walked up to the man by the window and says, "You know, you´re a jerk when you´re drunk, Superman."

Bra sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and G are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for It is about time you became informed!

A - Almost Boobs

B - Barely there.

C - Can’t Complain!

D - Damn!

DD - Double damn!

E - Enormous!

G - GEEEEzus Christ!

F - Fake.

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.

The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her,his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his softmurmurs of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothlyreleased her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment,she thought, ´It’s too big! - it will never fit!´ Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been madeonly for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she methis steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes.And he knew it wouldn’t be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more.  She would want to do it again and again and again...

DON’T YOU JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES?