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Jokes and riddles
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50.       lalisia
0 posts
 01 Feb 2008 Fri 03:38 pm

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

Must you stash your mustache in my knock-knock joke?

51.       lalisia
0 posts
 01 Feb 2008 Fri 03:44 pm

Who know would that elephant get offended too!!?? :-S

52.       lalisia
0 posts
 01 Feb 2008 Fri 03:49 pm

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

53.       peacetrain
1905 posts
 01 Feb 2008 Fri 05:50 pm

What to you call a spider with no legs?

A currant.

54.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 01 Feb 2008 Fri 07:38 pm

Quoting peace train:

What to you call a spider with no legs?

A currant.


OMG I just ate raisins!!!!!!!!

55.       geniuda
1070 posts
 09 Feb 2008 Sat 07:30 am

Marty was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!
The next morning Marty got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, his wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.lol

Marty has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

56.       Cacık
296 posts
 09 Feb 2008 Sat 01:32 pm

This will drive you mad................

On the chair where you are sitting right now, lift up your right foot and move it in clockwise circles. At the same time, lift up your right hand and draw 6 in the air..
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................ your foot will change diretion !!!!

57.       Cacık
296 posts
 09 Feb 2008 Sat 01:39 pm

A blonde walks into a store, approachs the counter and says the man behind the counter

"I want to buy that TV in the corner".

The man replies "I don't serve blondes"

Annoyed and angry, she goes home and dyes her hair black. The next day she puts her sunglasses on and goes to the same store, the same guy, points to the same place and says "I want to buy that TV in the cortner"

The man replies again "I don't serve blondes"

Completely perplexed, she goes home and dyes her hair red. Goes back to the store and says the same guy again "I want to buy that TV in the corner"

The man replies "I don't serve blondes"

The woman replies totally frustrated "How do you know I am blonde"
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The man replies:
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....."Because that isn't a TV, it's a microwave!"

58.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 09 Feb 2008 Sat 01:47 pm

This is extremely blondist!!!

59.       Cacık
296 posts
 09 Feb 2008 Sat 02:47 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

This is extremely blondist!!!



I'm blonde - don't take it too heart my dear !

60.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 09 Feb 2008 Sat 05:46 pm

Quoting Cacık:

Quoting AEnigma III:

This is extremely blondist!!!



I'm blonde - don't take it too heart my dear !


i dont think she was angry.
she loves sexist and racist jokes lol

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