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Why I love the US (part two)
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:23 pm |
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WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge - God.
"State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment."
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:37 pm |
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As you can see by this article our Mental Health benefits are lacking in funding.   No wonder our courts are so backed up....
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:40 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: No wonder our courts are so backed up.... |
You need sheria for fast justice..
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:46 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting teaschip1: No wonder our courts are so backed up.... |
You need sheria for fast justice.. |
they need Ruhi Hamid
can you send her to US with a helpful mission to dumbass bed amerikans?
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:51 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting teaschip1: No wonder our courts are so backed up.... |
You need sheria for fast justice.. |
We need something here, our judicial system is so backed up from appeals. Our prisoners are fed three meals a day with cable tv..Not to mention the majority of convicts are drug dealers, while murders are running the streets. Makes no logical sense to me. 
I'm not familiar with sheria law.  Maybe you can give me a brief overview.
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:56 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting thehandsom: Quoting teaschip1: No wonder our courts are so backed up.... |
You need sheria for fast justice.. |
We need something here, our judicial system is so backed up from appeals. Our prisoners are fed three meals a day with cable tv..Not to mention the majority of convicts are drug dealers, while murders are running the streets. Makes no logical sense to me.
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oh, really? i feel sorry for you bed amerikans.
if you just let apply the sharia into your judicial system i guarantee you it will solve all your piled up appeals in about 2-3 months accross the country.
just watch the results of it in nigeria
you will be amazed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtBEg3PL4kc
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 03:56 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting thehandsom: Quoting teaschip1: No wonder our courts are so backed up.... |
You need sheria for fast justice.. |
We need something here, our judicial system is so backed up from appeals. Our prisoners are fed three meals a day with cable tv..Not to mention the majority of convicts are drug dealers, while murders are running the streets. Makes no logical sense to me.
I'm not familiar with sheria law. Maybe you can give me a brief overview. |
You may not be aware, but your government is doing something about it..
it looks like you will be getting Hamza very soon. I will give you 10 years after his arrival.
Amy Winehouse refused Visa to USA - however Abu Hamza invited to stay indefinately
Here is Abu hamza:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7234072.stm
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 04:03 pm |
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Born Mustafa Kamel Mustafa in Alexandria, Egypt, on 15 April 1958, Abu Hamza was the son of a naval officer and a primary school headmistress.
sounds interesting 
they have pisplaced two fatal letters
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 04:25 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: This is a US internal affairs issue....nobody has the right to comment but US Citizens! This is an insult to Bed Amerikanizm! How dare you!    |
Sorry Lis
America is for Americans and it is nobody business to discuss it here.
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 04:26 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: This is a US internal affairs issue....nobody has the right to comment but US Citizens! This is an insult to Bed Amerikanizm! How dare you! |
Sorry Lis
America is for Americans and it is nobody business to discuss it here. |
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 04:32 pm |
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Well actually... its the same shit everywhere that politicians and the not understandable nonsenses at public offices and laws...
though i would love to spend some time of my life at USA...
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08 Feb 2008 Fri 05:25 pm |
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Quoting SuiGeneris: Well actually... its the same shit everywhere that politicians and the not understandable nonsenses at public offices and laws...
though i would love to spend some time of my life at USA... |
Sui...I promise I will not get you in trouble when you come!!
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gordon is one eyed? 