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Man forced to Marry Goat!!!!
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1.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 12:45 pm

This story is a year old, but I only stumbled across it today! lol lol lol

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ( $50 ) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

2.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 01:26 pm

When I read this story a year ago, first came into my mind that 'love has no boundries'
I followed the sudaneese media after the incident and from there, I know, they had some difficulties in first months.
Because they were coming from very very different back grounds.
And they had language barrier at the times when they were not in bed. So mrs goat set up this website called goatlanguageclass.com for her lover.
(He had a nick goatman)
And they are still together apparently and the rest is history!!...
My conguratulations go to the council of elders.
The outcome shows that they made a wise decision!!

3.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 01:32 pm

Hahahahahaha!
May I ask if you are able to do Goat translations?
I am asking from a purely hypothetical point of view...of course...

Anything you can tell me about goat culture?
Are there goat dudus?

4.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 01:34 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Hahahahahaha!
May I ask if you are able to do Goat translations?


5.       lady in red
6947 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 01:56 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Hahahahahaha!
May I ask if you are able to do Goat translations?




Don't get annoyed handsom - I'm sure AEnigma is only kidding! lol

6.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 02:07 pm

Quoting lady in red:

I'm sure AEnigma is only kidding! lol



Ermmmmmm

7.       Capoeira
575 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 03:12 pm

GoatLanguageClass.com


Problem solved!

8.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 17 Feb 2008 Sun 04:03 pm

Quoting Capoeira:

GoatLanguageClass.com



are you advertising your website, deary?

9.       incişka
746 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 12:29 am

what about the man who had to marry a dog in India? After killing 2 dogs while they were mating? then the man was thought to be "cursed" and to get rid of this curse, he had to marry a dog...

which one should be better? marrying a dog or goat?

10.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 12:31 am

Quoting incişka:

what about the man who had to marry a dog in India? After killing 2 dogs while they were mating? then the man was thought to be "cursed" and to get rid of this curse, he had to marry a dog...

which one should be better? marrying a dog or goat?


dogs are good, they are our friends.
goats are good too, they give healthy milk.

what a dilemma!

11.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 12:40 am

Goat...dudu...goat...dudu? Hmmmmm......
I think I would take my chances with the goat.

12.       incişka
746 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 12:48 am



Quoting girleegirl:

Goat...dudu...goat...dudu? Hmmmmm......
I think I would take my chances with the goat.

13.       elibrody
76 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 01:17 am

OMG this thread totally made my day soo funny I can't stop laughing

14.       Leelu
1746 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 04:46 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Goat...dudu...goat...dudu? Hmmmmm......
I think I would take my chances with the goat.


and I hear goat milk is good .. as is goat meat lol lol

15.       Capoeira
575 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 10:35 am

Quoting femme_fatal:

Quoting Capoeira:

GoatLanguageClass.com



are you advertising your website, deary?



Nope! I haven't got time for the goats with all the dudus running around these days...

16.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 05:41 pm

I once married a TOAD....he was a prince before the ceremony and turned into an old nasty toad immediately after. At least this guy who married the goat knew what he was getting into!!!!

17.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 06:06 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

I once married a TOAD....



Slimey old croak lol

18.       Capoeira
575 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 06:45 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

I once married a TOAD....



Damn we have to look out for toads too??!?!?!?! A girl just can*t be safe anywhere these days!!!!

19.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:33 pm

20.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:35 pm

Femme.....this is a goat herder issue and should be discussed by goat herders alone!!

21.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:40 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Femme.....this is a goat herder issue and should be discussed by goat herders alone!!


i will forward your questions to aenigma and capoera.
its their joint venture

22.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:40 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

Femme.....this is a goat herder issue and should be discussed by goat herders alone!!



YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT. YOU GOT NO RIGHT TALKING ABOUT GOATS UNLESS YOU ARE A GOATHERDER OK?! GOATS HAVE BEEN ABUSED BY WEST FOR YEARS AND NOW WEST IS TRYING TO CONTROL ALL GOATS IN THE WORLD! YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR

23.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:41 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Femme.....this is a goat herder issue and should be discussed by goat herders alone!!



YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT. YOU GOT NO RIGHT TALKING ABOUT GOATS UNLESS YOU ARE A GOATHERDER OK?! GOATS HAVE BEEN ABUSED BY WEST FOR YEARS AND NOW WEST IS TRYING TO CONTROL ALL GOATS IN THE WORLD! YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR



lis, you ve got your answer!

24.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:45 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Femme.....this is a goat herder issue and should be discussed by goat herders alone!!



YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT. YOU GOT NO RIGHT TALKING ABOUT GOATS UNLESS YOU ARE A GOATHERDER OK?! GOATS HAVE BEEN ABUSED BY WEST FOR YEARS AND NOW WEST IS TRYING TO CONTROL ALL GOATS IN THE WORLD! YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR



The goats are a symbol of WESTERN oppression? You're out of your mind...and as for seeing a Dr....I can't seem to find Dr. Treatment anywhere....my oven is broken!!

25.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:47 pm

I must be in silly mood - every time I read the title of this thread it makes me giggle

26.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:52 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

I must be in silly mood - every time I read the title of this thread it makes me giggle


its good you admit it yourself - you should see a doctor lol

27.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 07:54 pm

Quoting femme_fatal:

Quoting AEnigma III:

I must be in silly mood - every time I read the title of this thread it makes me giggle


its good you admit it yourself - you should see a doctor lol



Somebody call for Dr. Treatment

28.       mareli
45 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 09:25 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting femme_fatal:

Quoting AEnigma III:

I must be in silly mood - every time I read the title of this thread it makes me giggle


its good you admit it yourself - you should see a doctor lol



Somebody call for Dr. Treatment



Dr. Treatment? Again?
someone's getting really popular...

29.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 09:27 pm

Quoting mareli:


Dr. Treatment? Again?
someone's getting really popular...



Hmmm well actually I suspect he may not be qualified .... but he is TC's only doctor, we have no choice right?

30.       AEnigma III
0 posts
 18 Feb 2008 Mon 09:48 pm

Quoting mareli:

Dr. Treatment? Again?
someone's getting really popular...



I think Adonis is taking commission for referring patients to him

Quoting adonis:

YOU SHOULD SEE THE DOCTOR...



31.       teaschip
3870 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 01:28 am

Having sex with a goat, wrestling camels..Where do you people come up with these things.. lol

32.       Capoeira
575 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 01:40 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting Elisabeth:

Femme.....this is a goat herder issue and should be discussed by goat herders alone!!



YOU DUNNO WHAT YOU TALK ABOUT. YOU GOT NO RIGHT TALKING ABOUT GOATS UNLESS YOU ARE A GOATHERDER OK?! GOATS HAVE BEEN ABUSED BY WEST FOR YEARS AND NOW WEST IS TRYING TO CONTROL ALL GOATS IN THE WORLD! YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR



+1000000

33.       elham
579 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 02:53 pm

and there's the more whom married to animals
December 2005 - forty one year old Sharon Tendler of Great Britain unofficially married Cindy, a male dolphin held at the Dolphin Reef dolphinarium in Eilat, Israel, in a ceremony where she offered fish and the dolphin 'kissed' her. She had been visiting Cindy regularly for the past fifteen years. Tendler requested permission from the dolphin's trainer for the "wedding". The marriage, painted romantically by the media, was in her words considered "a bit of fun" after her friends joked about her being single at that age
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human-animal_marriage

34.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 04:57 pm

Quoting teaschip1:

Having sex with a goat, wrestling camels..Where do you people come up with these things.. lol



This is what happens when you don't come around, Teas!!

35.       Roswitha
4132 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 05:01 pm

Interview with Jerry Springer "I married a horse", "I hacked off my manhood". Are these true?



Yes, those stories are absolutely true, as we saw! One case we saw the horse. The other case we saw exactly what was missing! We had records, you couldn't make it up. If you made it up no one would believe you. The only way you can put something like that on is because it's true.

To reveal an infidelity to a partner on television is a cruel act which inevitably humiliates the innocent party, yet you provide a platform on your show for this to be done, and are therefore an accomplice to this humiliation. How can you possibly justify yourself?

36.       adonis
0 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 05:09 pm

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting mareli:

Dr. Treatment? Again?
someone's getting really popular...



I think Adonis is taking commission for referring patients to him

Quoting adonis:

YOU SHOULD SEE THE DOCTOR...





I don't need a commission from Dr. Treatment or anyone else..

you must prove your claim..

37.       teaschip
3870 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 05:12 pm

I knew there were alot of sick people, but OMG..People having sex and getting married to horses, dolphins and goats any animal should be locked up.

I can't stand watching Jerry Springer..the people on there repulse me..

This world has gone crazy..........

38.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 06:21 pm

Quoting Roswitha:

Interview with Jerry Springer "I married a horse", "I hacked off my manhood". Are these true?



Yes, those stories are absolutely true, as we saw! One case we saw the horse. The other case we saw exactly what was missing! We had records, you couldn't make it up. If you made it up no one would believe you. The only way you can put something like that on is because it's true.

To reveal an infidelity to a partner on television is a cruel act which inevitably humiliates the innocent party, yet you provide a platform on your show for this to be done, and are therefore an accomplice to this humiliation. How can you possibly justify yourself?



i think the author of this article is an outstanding columnist of a TC Daily, Elisabeth. im a big fun of her

39.       si++
3785 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 09:02 pm

An animal lover, she ran a small entrepreneurial farm and animal husbandry business, and enjoyed celebrity status from her many pornographic films in which she engaged in sex acts with animals.

Bodil Joensen

40.       femme_fatal
0 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 09:11 pm

Quoting si++:

An animal lover, she ran a small entrepreneurial farm and animal husbandry business, and enjoyed celebrity status from her many pornographic films in which she engaged in sex acts with animals.

Bodil Joensen



we always knew about your enourmous knowledge on porn arts.

we are grateful for this info and an educational link. keep up informing us.

41.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 19 Feb 2008 Tue 09:16 pm

Quoting si++:

An animal lover, she ran a small entrepreneurial farm and animal husbandry business, and enjoyed celebrity status from her many pornographic films in which she engaged in sex acts with animals.

Bodil Joensen



Ewwwwww...the world is full of freaks!

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