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store for sells husbands
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1.       elham
579 posts
 21 Feb 2008 Thu 09:41 pm

store for selling husband
In one of the cities were opening a shop to sell (men), where women can choose her husband among the instructions that were placed in the entrance on the modus operandi of the store said that for women the opportunity to enter once to shop! Can choose from one of floors or go to the top floor of the other, but it can go down.

One woman entered (the store) to choose her husband.
At the entrance of the first floor sign: Men here are rich
At the entrance to the second floor sign: Men here are rich and love their children.
At the entrance to the third floor sign: Men here are rich ,love their children and attractive.
The women think and said "I will continue to emanate"
Having reached the fourth floor to find the sign: men here are rich and love their children and attractive and helping their wives in the home.
in the same style "Oh God I can not endure would", but continued to emanate.
At the entrance to the fifth floor ,found a sign: Men here are rich ,love their children , attractive and romantic high vulnerability to flirt with their wives always.
And almost step by the floor but she continued to emanate.
At the entrance to the sixth floor and found a sign: You are visiting No. 4363012 no men on this floor that this floor specifically found proof that women can not be satisfied. Thank you for shopping in the "store of husbands" we wish you a happy day.
what do you think , is it real women can not be satisfied

2.       alameda
3499 posts
 21 Feb 2008 Thu 09:48 pm

Quoting elham:

...........At the entrance to the sixth floor and found a sign: You are visiting No. 4363012 no men on this floor that this floor specifically found proof that women can not be satisfied. Thank you for shopping in the "store of husbands" we wish you a happy day.
what do you think , is it real women can not be satisfied



Not only women Elham, it's part of the human condition to be looking for a "better deal", instead of appreciating and working with what they have.

Is a diamond truly more beautiful than a dewdrop? What if you are thirsty?

3.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 21 Feb 2008 Thu 11:07 pm

If I tell myself I am satisfied....YES, I can be satisfied. If I tell myself I am unhappy and unfulfilled, then of course I will be very unsatisfied. Satisfaction is a state of mind not a set of circumstances.

4.       Leelu
1746 posts
 21 Feb 2008 Thu 11:27 pm

I did not see a returns department

5.       libralady
5152 posts
 21 Feb 2008 Thu 11:49 pm

Quoting Leelu:

I did not see a returns department



I guess for faulty goods? lol Or goods that have been tampered with? lol or with a bits missing?

6.       Leelu
1746 posts
 21 Feb 2008 Thu 11:57 pm

Quoting libralady:

Quoting Leelu:

I did not see a returns department



I guess for faulty goods? lol Or goods that have been tampered with? lol or with a bits missing?

you betcha .. there are lots of faulty, missing pieces men out there!!

7.       alameda
3499 posts
 22 Feb 2008 Fri 01:09 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting libralady:

Quoting Leelu:

I did not see a returns department



I guess for faulty goods? lol Or goods that have been tampered with? lol or with a bits missing?

you betcha .. there are lots of faulty, missing pieces men out there!!



Well another ones would be false advertising, misrepresentation, breech of contract

However there are no returns due to normal wear and tear.

8.       Leelu
1746 posts
 22 Feb 2008 Fri 01:12 am

Quoting alameda:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting libralady:

Quoting Leelu:

I did not see a returns department



I guess for faulty goods? lol Or goods that have been tampered with? lol or with a bits missing?

you betcha .. there are lots of faulty, missing pieces men out there!!



Well another ones would be false advertising, misrepresentation, breech of contract

However there are no returns due to normal wear and tear.


what no returns for faulty, false advertising, misrepresentation, breach of contracts? I demand a refund of my faulty dudu

9.       alameda
3499 posts
 22 Feb 2008 Fri 01:15 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting alameda:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting libralady:

Quoting Leelu:

I did not see a returns department



I guess for faulty goods? lol Or goods that have been tampered with? lol or with a bits missing?

you betcha .. there are lots of faulty, missing pieces men out there!!



Well another ones would be false advertising, misrepresentation, breech of contract

However there are no returns due to normal wear and tear.


what no returns for faulty, false advertising, misrepresentation, breach of contracts? I demand a refund of my faulty dudu



Oh...I forgot about the no returns after 30 days...sometimes 90....usually not much more than that....which is to say "buyer beware"

10.       Leelu
1746 posts
 22 Feb 2008 Fri 01:18 am

Quoting alameda:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting alameda:

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting libralady:

Quoting Leelu:

I did not see a returns department



I guess for faulty goods? lol Or goods that have been tampered with? lol or with a bits missing?

you betcha .. there are lots of faulty, missing pieces men out there!!



Well another ones would be false advertising, misrepresentation, breech of contract

However there are no returns due to normal wear and tear.


what no returns for faulty, false advertising, misrepresentation, breach of contracts? I demand a refund of my faulty dudu



Oh...I forgot about the no returns after 30 days...sometimes 90....usually not much more than that....which is to say "buyer beware"


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