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1.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 01:17 pm



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
who's had the biggest influence on your life?
what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
face saving lies you have told?
your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?

(naughty ones)
Is masturbation really bad for your health?
do you really believe that masturbation is only for people who can’t find a partner?
can masturbation cause kidney failure?
They say that about 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world everyday..why is this figure soo low..eh?
your ideas about formicophilia?
any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)?
Is this god's punishment?: 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Since pigs are a no no for muslims then why did god made pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes as if giving them an extra gift?
why some testicles hang lower than the other one? eh?
relation between headaches and endorphins?

2.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 02:43 pm



You made my day

3.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:22 pm

Is masturbation really bad for your health? -- absolutely!!!!!

do you really believe that masturbation is only for people who can’t find a partner? -- actually, the criteria are more complicated than that - you have to have been looking for at least a year, you have to prove that you really tried to find a partner but were rejected and you have to have a valid photo id.

can masturbation cause kidney failure? -- both kidney and brain failure and a painful death. lol

They say that about 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world everyday..why is this figure soo low..eh? -- most of the world is still functioning by arranged marriages...

your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...

any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)? -- hmmmm.... maybe because it's ugly? maybe because it's a tool of rape?

Is this god's punishment?: 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. -- yes. we originally thought of making them fall on their heads, butt in the air and the wife cutting off his testicles and than the guy dying... but settled for a simple heart attack only

Since pigs are a no no for muslims then why did god made pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes as if giving them an extra gift? -- muslims simply got it all wrong, why on earth did they pick pigs? why not spiders or snakes???

why some testicles hang lower than the other one? eh? -- b/c they descended earlier

relation between headaches and endorphins? -- inversly proportional

4.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:22 pm

Quoting Daydreamer:



You made my day


Lovely teeth canim

5.       KeithL
1455 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:27 pm

Quoting catwoman:


any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)? -- hmmmm.... maybe because it's ugly? maybe because it's a tool of rape?



are you playing for the other team now canim???

6.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:32 pm

Quoting KeithL:

are you playing for the other team now canim???


Whoever pays me more...

7.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 07:42 pm

Quoting KeithL:

Quoting catwoman:


any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)? -- hmmmm.... maybe because it's ugly? maybe because it's a tool of rape?



are you playing for the other team now canim???


Damn, I just realized that I read the question wrong... I thought it's asking WHY people don't like the view of an erect penis... sorry

8.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 08:03 pm

Quoting thehandsom:



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
who's had the biggest influence on your life?
what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
face saving lies you have told?
your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
My husband.

what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
Eloped with my husband

who's had the biggest influence on your life?
My parents.

what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
My sense of humor.

lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
ME??? NEVER!!!

face saving lies you have told?
No, Mother, that dress does not make you look fat!

your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
I am curious why a duck is wearing a shirt!!

our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
They are mine and I am not telling!

your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
It improves the Tigers self esteem....if they go bald...they can still maintain their stripes!

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
I have no comment, lest I be stoned for saying something inappropriate.

why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
This should be in the naughty catagory, Handsom!!

why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
It helps us comprehend the stupid things men say.

If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
I want to be like Mike!!

any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?
Is sleeping loose bad?

9.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 08:14 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
It helps us comprehend the stupid things men say.


lol lol lol

10.       teaschip
3870 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 08:54 pm

who is the most interesting person you ever met? Colin Powell

what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done? Dated a Turk

who's had the biggest influence on your life? Father

what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents? Morals

lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem? I never lie

face saving lies you have told? Question 5

your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. If he wants to be naked fine by me. Didn’t know Ducks wore cloths to begin with.

our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you? Yes

your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. A fashion statement

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm.. Scary

why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue? To hold your foot down when placing it in your mouth. I never have done this, though.

why women blink nearly twice as much as men? It’s a sign that were ignoring you and haven't heard a word you said.

If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh? Is this a trick question.

any idea where the phrase 'goodnight, sleep tight' coming from? No, but would like to know about rock a -bye baby in the tree top…who in the hell made this song up?

Naughty ones continued………..

11.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 09:01 pm

Quoting teaschip1:

why women blink nearly twice as much as men? It’s a sign that were ignoring you and haven't heard a word you said.


OMG, I'm laughing my ass out.... !!!! lol lol lol

12.       bjk
166 posts
 28 Feb 2008 Thu 02:52 am

who is the most interesting person you ever met? My maths lecturer(sad as that sounds!)very very clever man

what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done? booked a flight to Paris without telling anyone, because I could

who's had the biggest influence on your life? My mum and dad

what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents? My dads humour

lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?.....

face saving lies you have told? hmmm probably something about a friend being at my house to that she didnt get into trouble...

your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants- Whaaat?! He wears trousers??


our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you? I didnt understand this one...

your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur- They have?! :O

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm...because...

why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue? Rude!

why women blink nearly twice as much as men? It's called fluttering

If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh? There is none, life is unfair...

any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from? Sleep soundly?

13.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 28 Feb 2008 Thu 11:33 am

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting Daydreamer:



You made my day


Lovely teeth canim



Ain't they? Being pregnant I decided to go for this au naturel look and thus stopped combing, using make-up, toothbrush, dentist, beautician, hairdresser and all...and now I am exactly as God's made me lol

14.       Ayla
0 posts
 01 Mar 2008 Sat 10:25 am

Quoting teaschip1:

any idea where the phrase 'goodnight, sleep tight' coming from? No, but would like to know about rock a -bye baby in the tree top…who in the hell made this song up?



look here

15.       peacetrain
1905 posts
 01 Mar 2008 Sat 11:30 am

Quoting catwoman:






your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...


perhaps she'll come back after all . . . as an ant

16.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 01 Mar 2008 Sat 12:31 pm

Quoting peace train:

Quoting catwoman:


your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...


perhaps she'll come back after all . . . as an ant


oi oi..My heart still blongs to her

17.       libralady
5152 posts
 01 Mar 2008 Sat 12:43 pm

Quoting thehandsom:



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
who's had the biggest influence on your life?
what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
face saving lies you have told?
your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?

(naughty ones)
Is masturbation really bad for your health?
do you really believe that masturbation is only for people who can’t find a partner?
can masturbation cause kidney failure?
They say that about 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world everyday..why is this figure soo low..eh?
your ideas about formicophilia?
any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)?
Is this god's punishment?: 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Since pigs are a no no for muslims then why did god made pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes as if giving them an extra gift?
why some testicles hang lower than the other one? eh?
relation between headaches and endorphins?



You have too much spare time on your hands!

I did write answers to all the above, but I lost the lot :-S

18.       incişka
746 posts
 02 Mar 2008 Sun 02:25 am


who is the most interesting person you ever met? no one :-S

who's had the biggest influence on your life? me

what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents? talent for art and love for nature

face saving lies you have told? i didnt do it

your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from
Finland because he doesn't wear pants. funny!!!

our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you? yes sure

your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. i just learnt this If they loose their fur for any reason, they should still look cool with striped skin?

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Nobody deserves this name (judging by all the Mohammeds I met)

why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue? hmm, is it? maybe because it is the most used one unsure:

why women blink nearly twice as much as men? I better not answer

If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh? If I ever hppen to find it, I will tell u



Since pigs are a no no for muslims then why did god made pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes as if giving them an extra gift? That muslims do not eat pork does not mean the pigs are useless animals. God must have a good reason 4 that

19.       Leelu
1746 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 01:07 am

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting peace train:

Quoting catwoman:


your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...


perhaps she'll come back after all . . . as an ant


oi oi..My heart still blongs to her

you said your heart belonged to me

20.       geniuda
1070 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 04:09 am

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting peace train:

Quoting catwoman:


your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...


perhaps she'll come back after all . . . as an ant


oi oi..My heart still blongs to her

you said your heart belonged to me


He had said the same to me is he just another dudu in TC?
You hairy, ugly dudu.. we will get ya!

21.       geniuda
1070 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 04:15 am

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting peace train:

Quoting catwoman:


your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...


perhaps she'll come back after all . . . as an ant


oi oi..My heart still blongs to her


Dont get too emotional hansom, instead why dont just do something about it?
for example, start a new thread asking for a petition for her to come back..
How is that?

22.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 05:54 am

Quoting geniuda:


He had said the same to me is he just another dudu in TC?
You hairy, ugly dudu.. we will get ya!


I think he says that to all the girls!!

23.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 11:51 am

Quoting geniuda:


for example, start a new thread asking for a petition for her to come back..
How is that?


Well, my dearest love, femme, asked not to do it
Otherwise I was planing to spam every thread with 'I want femme' posts and open a new petition thread for her every morning and every evening!!
I am still in shock and pain..
My agony still continues

24.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 11:57 am

Quoting girleegirl:

Quoting geniuda:


He had said the same to me is he just another dudu in TC?
You hairy, ugly dudu.. we will get ya!


I think he says that to all the girls!!


Bed girls.
Why did you need to reveal this? eh?
I feel so exposed now!!

25.       Leelu
1746 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 07:35 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting girleegirl:

Quoting geniuda:


He had said the same to me is he just another dudu in TC?
You hairy, ugly dudu.. we will get ya!


I think he says that to all the girls!!


Bed girls.
Why did you need to reveal this? eh?
I feel so exposed now!!


with all that hair? I am such a bed ameriken

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