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Want to be an astronaut? ;)
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25 Apr 2008 Fri 02:51 pm |
The European Space agency is looking for volunteer astronauts!! Must be aged between 27 and 37!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7360736.stm
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25 Apr 2008 Fri 02:59 pm |
Quoting magnadea: The European Space agency is looking for volunteer astronauts!! Must be aged between 27 and 37!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7360736.stm
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Oh damn! I am just a little bit too old
(btw, how do they come up with this age range?)
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25 Apr 2008 Fri 03:01 pm |
Quoting libralady: Oh damn! I am just a little bit too old
(btw, how do they come up with this age range?) |
Hehe strangely I was thinking of you when I wrote it! As TC's Resident Action Woman it would be right up your street. Alas, you will have to wait until you are 27
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25 Apr 2008 Fri 03:16 pm |
Quoting magnadea: Quoting libralady: Oh damn! I am just a little bit too old
(btw, how do they come up with this age range?) |
Hehe strangely I was thinking of you when I wrote it! As TC's Resident Action Woman it would be right up your street. Alas, you will have to wait until you are 27 |
I am a tad claustrophobic so someone would die ................................
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25 Apr 2008 Fri 10:19 pm |
What kind of space program are they running....they can't get real astronauts so they need volunteers???? EEEKKK!!
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26 Apr 2008 Sat 12:48 pm |
Quoting magnadea: The European Space agency is looking for volunteer astronauts!! Must be aged between 27 and 37!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7360736.stm
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I want!! I want!! Dammit! I am only 22
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26 Apr 2008 Sat 05:47 pm |
Quoting incişka: Quoting magnadea: The European Space agency is looking for volunteer astronauts!! Must be aged between 27 and 37!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7360736.stm
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I want!! I want!! Dammit! I am only 22 |
+1000..
I am only 25
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26 Apr 2008 Sat 06:56 pm |
... and I am only 45... I am probably too strong for them or something... :-S
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26 Apr 2008 Sat 07:29 pm |
Quoting catwoman: ... and I am only 45... I am probably too strong for them or something... :-S |
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 09:13 pm |
Quoting catwoman: ... and I am only 45... I am probably too strong for them or something... :-S |
You are 45 in cat years! You will have to wait until you grow up a little more, Cat...you are still a young kitten. Do they make four legged space suits???
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 09:17 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
You are 45 in cat years! You will have to wait until you grow up a little more, Cat...you are still a young kitten. Do they make four legged space suits??? |
I think the litter box in space might be a rather daunting issue to get past.
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 09:26 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
You are 45 in cat years! You will have to wait until you grow up a little more, Cat...you are still a young kitten. Do they make four legged space suits??? |
I think the litter box in space might be a rather daunting issue to get past. |
Perhaps anti-gravity litter???
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 09:28 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
Perhaps anti-gravity litter??? |
I don't think it is the "litter" that would be the concern!!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 09:46 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
Perhaps anti-gravity litter??? |
I don't think it is the "litter" that would be the concern!! |
They can probably just give Cat small doses of lead to consume...so that whatever leaves her little fuzzy body will be somewhat heavy and not float away. I am concerned about fur balls however....any ideas? She is somewhat "resistant" to bathing.
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:04 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
They can probably just give Cat small doses of lead to consume...so that whatever leaves her little fuzzy body will be somewhat heavy and not float away. I am concerned about fur balls however....any ideas? She is somewhat "resistant" to bathing. |
Well if we waxed her like we do handsom then furballs would not be an issue!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:15 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
They can probably just give Cat small doses of lead to consume...so that whatever leaves her little fuzzy body will be somewhat heavy and not float away. I am concerned about fur balls however....any ideas? She is somewhat "resistant" to bathing. |
Well if we waxed her like we do handsom then furballs would not be an issue!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!! |
The last time we tried to wax her, she scratched AEnigma's eye out...that's why she can't play on TC anymore. One eye internet surfing gives her a headache!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:18 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
The last time we tried to wax her, she scratched AEnigma's eye out...that's why she can't play on TC anymore. One eye internet surfing gives her a headache! |
Offff! Kitty was here a minute ago and must have run to hide under the bed.
Quick Lisa, go catch her....I would...but....but....I need both eyes to keep an eye on handsom.
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:20 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
The last time we tried to wax her, she scratched AEnigma's eye out...that's why she can't play on TC anymore. One eye internet surfing gives her a headache! |
Offff! Kitty was here a minute ago and must have run to hide under the bed.
Quick Lisa, go catch her....I would...but....but....I need both eyes to keep an eye on handsom. |
Darn! She is using her admin powers for evil again! Where did she go...here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:32 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
Darn! She is using her admin powers for evil again! Where did she go...here, kitty, kitty, kitty! |
Shhhhhh....she's back. Don't make any sudden movements! Let her approach you..........
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:32 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: The last time we tried to wax her, she scratched AEnigma's eye out...that's why she can't play on TC anymore. One eye internet surfing gives her a headache! |
Well my dears, I hope that was a good warning for you!!! I will not be bashful to scratch anyone's eye out if you try that on me again!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:34 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: The last time we tried to wax her, she scratched AEnigma's eye out...that's why she can't play on TC anymore. One eye internet surfing gives her a headache! |
Well my dears, I hope that was a good warning for you!!! I will not be bashful to scratch anyone's eye out if you try that on me again! |
Just call me cyclops!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:34 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Shhhhhh....she's back. Don't make any sudden movements! Let her approach you..........
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GG!!! how dare you! Next time I will pee on your bed, maybe that will teach you something!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:35 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: Shhhhhh....she's back. Don't make any sudden movements! Let her approach you..........
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GG!!! how dare you! Next time I will pee on your bed, maybe that will teach you something! |
GG, shall we start with the lead treatments?
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:36 pm |
Quoting catwoman:
Well my dears, I hope that was a good warning for you!!! I will not be bashful to scratch anyone's eye out if you try that on me again! |
It's for your own protection kitty!! We are only trying to save you from choking on your own anti-gravity fur ball!
Offff...ingrate!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:36 pm |
Oh, my Almighty Kitty God! These evil monsters caught me and I think they will torture me again now.... Is there a UN commission for Cats' Rights?
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:37 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
GG, shall we start with the lead treatments? |
Yes, start immediately!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:38 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Oh, my Almighty Kitty God! These evil monsters caught me and I think they will torture me again now.... Is there a UN commission for Cats' Rights? |
It's for your own good, kitty, stop fighting!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:39 pm |
let me go, I have diarrhea... I need to go immediately!!! Or... I will poop all over you!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:40 pm |
Quoting catwoman: let me go, I have diarrhea... I need to go immediately!!! Or... I will poop all over you! |
Poor kitty. That's ok...we can be patient. We won't feed you anything else until your tummy settles...then we will de-fur you!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:40 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: It's for your own good, kitty, stop fighting! |
I'm not talking to you, you will burn in hell for the atrocities you are committing against me!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:40 pm |
Quoting catwoman: let me go, I have diarrhea... I need to go immediately!!! Or... I will poop all over you! |
With this attitude, I am sure you will be thrown out of the kitty space program!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:44 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Poor kitty. That's ok...we can be patient. We won't feed you anything else until your tummy settles...then we will de-fur you! |
... never heard of such horrible monsters before...
"cat goddess almighty, help me in my plight, as I help my sisters in their plights
please send horrible suffering on the ones who torture me
please harden the wax they want to use on me on their own hands and let it fix their hands forever
please send evil monsters on them
please give me the worst diarrhea ever and let me poop on their beds
send a storm and annihilate my enemies and allow cats to dominate the world
Amen"
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:48 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: It's for your own good, kitty, stop fighting! |
I'm not talking to you, you will burn in hell for the atrocities you are committing against me! |
Atrocities? May I remind you, we are talking about furballs!! What atrocities are you referring to here?
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:50 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Atrocities? May I remind you, we are talking about furballs!! What atrocities are you referring to here? |
you putting lead in me and trying to wax me!!! don't try to look so innocent here!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:53 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl:
you putting lead in me and trying to wax me!!! don't try to look so innocent here! |
All in an effort to help YOU reach your dream of being the first cat in space!! |
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 10:58 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: All in an effort to help YOU reach your dream of being the first cat in space!! |
first it was first cat in home prison, now first cat in space prison, eh? so sweet of you!
I told you, I'm 45, so I don't qualify.
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:02 pm |
Well Elisabeth, I think our altruistic acts are lost on this one. Hmmmm....maybe we could "help" send handsom off to space!!
Handsom.....where are you............
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:08 pm |
I can even help you with that one...
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:16 pm |
Quoting catwoman: I can even help you with that one... |
Ok then. It seems we have our candidate for space!!!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:17 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting girleegirl: Atrocities? May I remind you, we are talking about furballs!! What atrocities are you referring to here? |
you putting lead in me and trying to wax me!!! don't try to look so innocent here! |
Don't we have to do this to a certain number of cats before we can call it an atrocity? I think you are being a bit dramatic here kitty!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:39 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
Don't we have to do this to a certain number of cats before we can call it an atrocity? I think you are being a bit dramatic here kitty! |
Elisabeth you really must keep up here! We have moved on from kitty....we have a new target!
Although...come to think of it....recent events have lead me to think maybe there is someone else we should consider jettisoning off into space.
I would like to nominate lapin for your consideration!!! All in favor...say AYE!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:42 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
Don't we have to do this to a certain number of cats before we can call it an atrocity? I think you are being a bit dramatic here kitty! |
Elisabeth you really must keep up here! We have moved on from kitty....we have a new target!
Although...come to think of it....recent events have lead me to think maybe there is someone else we should consider jettisoning off into space.
I would like to nominate lapin for your consideration!!! All in favor...say AYE! |
NO NO NO....we need lapinkulta right here to argue with! Who else is going to be the watchdog for all things Turkish? Who else can we send?
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:44 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth:
NO NO NO....we need lapinkulta right here to argue with! Who else is going to be the watchdog for all things Turkish? Who else can we send? |
Well....could flip a coin and send either one of the black sea bros? They are interchangable when it comes to arguing. I think they are using the same play book!!!
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:50 pm |
Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth:
NO NO NO....we need lapinkulta right here to argue with! Who else is going to be the watchdog for all things Turkish? Who else can we send? |
Well....could flip a coin and send either one of the black sea bros? They are interchangable when it comes to arguing. I think they are using the same play book!!! |
Why not find someone new........uhm now let me think hang on............ ah yes, what about 'Tamikidakika' he seems like a cross between the Black Sea Bros! Maybe he is one of them anyway with a nic like that who is ginog to remember him
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28 Apr 2008 Mon 11:54 pm |
Quoting libralady:
Why not find someone new........uhm now let me think hang on............ ah yes, what about 'Tamikidakika' he seems like a cross between the Black Sea Bros! Maybe he is one of them anyway with a nic like that who is ginog to remember him |
Ohhhh I quite like that idea! I think tamikaka is one of our old friends anyway....adonis or ruh-animal-whats-his-name...and if he is sent off to space maybe we can be rid of him once and for all!!! Brilliant LL!!!
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29 Apr 2008 Tue 12:00 am |
Quoting girleegirl: Ohhhh I quite like that idea! I think tamikaka is one of our old friends anyway....adonis or ruh-animal-whats-his-name...and if he is sent off to space maybe we can be rid of him once and for all!!! Brilliant LL!!! |
AYE!
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