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TC Tabloid May Edition
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15 May 2008 Thu 07:22 pm |
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TC Witness Protection Program
Several old TC members have taken on new Identities here at TC. TC Tabloid is not at liberty to reveal who is who but can assure you that the Chewing Gum Gang is alive and well. Some Chewing Gum Gang members were forced to take on new identities after members of rival gangs hurled repeated insults and threatened to suck all the fun out of every forum. Members of the rival gangs have also taken on new identities in order to infiltrate the CGG but the laughter continues in spite of threats to make everyone conform and behave!
Handsom Seeks Laser Hair Removal Treatments!!
Sources have revealed that thehandsom was seen leaving a Spa for the Treatment of Hairness. His people have refused to comment on the alledged hair removal but a friend close to him was over-heard talking in a pub and said that thehandsom has not been for his wax treatments in over a month. Only time will tell if the rumors are true.
Catwoman, From Catnip to Redbull....when will the cycle of addiction stop?
Months ago, we all applauded as Catwoman kicked her nasty catnip habit. Now, TC Tabloid has inside information that the troubled TC Admin was found climbing on the ceilings and meowing like a mad cat. Friends close to catwoman said she has been drinking redbull from early morning to the wee hours of the night. Will she ever pull herself together?
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15 May 2008 Thu 07:42 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Catwoman, From Catnip to Redbull....when will the cycle of addiction stop?
Months ago, we all applauded as Catwoman kicked her nasty catnip habit. Now, TC Tabloid has inside information that the troubled TC Admin was found climbing on the ceilings and meowing like a mad cat. Friends close to catwoman said she has been drinking redbull from early morning to the wee hours of the night. Will she ever pull herself together? |
Who told you about my private addictions?  I'm going to sue you! 
Interesting news about Handsom though... 
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15 May 2008 Thu 07:44 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting Elisabeth: Catwoman, From Catnip to Redbull....when will the cycle of addiction stop?
Months ago, we all applauded as Catwoman kicked her nasty catnip habit. Now, TC Tabloid has inside information that the troubled TC Admin was found climbing on the ceilings and meowing like a mad cat. Friends close to catwoman said she has been drinking redbull from early morning to the wee hours of the night. Will she ever pull herself together? |
Who told you about my private addictions? I'm going to sue you! |
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15 May 2008 Thu 07:56 pm |
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Maybe thehandsom has resorted to using Nair. The costs of the Sasquatchian Spa has put him over budget and he refuses to become a dudu. 
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15 May 2008 Thu 08:32 pm |
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Excellent work Editor! I am a bit disappointed that we have no report on the BSB and their frigtening silence as of late. I am leary that they are staging some kind of coup.
Can you send scouts and report back soon? 
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15 May 2008 Thu 08:40 pm |
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This Just In.....
The Black Sea Boys have been spotted at a resort in Didim. Are they on holiday???? Not according to our sources. They were spotted with much older English women. An application for marriage was filed in the local marriage office by a man named, strangely enough...Janis Ary. We'll keep you posted!
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15 May 2008 Thu 09:40 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: This Just In.....
The Black Sea Boys have been spotted at a resort in Didim. Are they on holiday???? Not according to our sources. They were spotted with much older English women. An application for marriage was filed in the local marriage office by a man named, strangely enough...Janis Ary. We'll keep you posted! |
Boy that name sounds familiar? Keep us informed if the point system in the UK prevents him to flee Turkey. 
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tabloid Pulitzer is in your reach! 
