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What made you laugh today?
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20 Jun 2008 Fri 09:11 am |
Have you noticed that the aggressive "Go away pervert" people were ladies? The guy somehow ran away instead of confronting the reporter Yet, it's sick that people like Westboro Baptists exist...
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21 Jun 2008 Sat 08:30 pm |
Quoting Daydreamer: Have you noticed that the aggressive "Go away pervert" people were ladies? The guy somehow ran away instead of confronting the reporter Yet, it's sick that people like Westboro Baptists exist... |
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21 Jun 2008 Sat 08:40 pm |
I had never heard of this sect yet, but it is DİSGUSTİNG! Been youtubing around a bit, and they even let 7 year old children carry protestos that shows sex in doggy position (well through the backdoor) saying they hate Sweden!!! How sick is that! Im totally shocked.
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 12:38 am |
Quoting catwoman: Hilaaaarioooouuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJX2RqSij5Y
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'Not available' in my country
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 09:36 am |
Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting catwoman: Hilaaaarioooouuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJX2RqSij5Y
(with special dedication to DD )
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'Not available' in my country |
Same here
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 01:17 pm |
Quoting Daydreamer: Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting catwoman: Hilaaaarioooouuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJX2RqSij5Y
(with special dedication to DD )
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'Not available' in my country |
Same here |
How strange?? Funny but not exactly highly controversial! I had to go through proxy server obviously as no YouTube in Turkey - but no problem then.
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 01:20 pm |
Quoting lady in red: How strange?? Funny but not exactly highly controversial! I had to go through proxy server obviously as no YouTube in Turkey - but no problem then. |
Hmm I'm not technically polished enough to do that
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 01:45 pm |
Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting lady in red: How strange?? Funny but not exactly highly controversial! I had to go through proxy server obviously as no YouTube in Turkey - but no problem then. |
Hmm I'm not technically polished enough to do that |
Just use the link Uzeyir (the haughty one!! ) gave in another thread: www.ktunnel.com - it should take you straight to youtube and if you copy and paste in CW's link you should see it ok
(P.S. So you are neithe SOCIALLY polished nor TECHNICALLY polished???? )
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 01:50 pm |
Quoting lady in red: Just use the link Uzeyir (the naughty one!! ) gave in another thread: www.ktunnel.com - it should take you straight to youtube and if you copy and paste in CW's link you should see it ok |
Thanks
Quoting lady in red:
(P.S. So you are neithe SOCIALLY polished nor TECHNICALLY polished???? )
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Yep, and proud of it!
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22 Jun 2008 Sun 07:53 pm |
Quoting lady in red: Funny but not exactly highly controversial! |
However... I wouldn't bet that tamikidakika or thehandsom wouldn't find it controversial, actually - wanna bet? Anyway, I thought it was great.
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23 Jun 2008 Mon 01:08 am |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting lady in red: Funny but not exactly highly controversial! |
However... I wouldn't bet that tamikidakika or thehandsom wouldn't find it controversial, actually - wanna bet? Anyway, I thought it was great. |
So did I! If only....!! I was just expecting it to be something to do with the previous post about the religious nuts!!
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23 Jun 2008 Mon 05:11 pm |
Today is the anniversary of the death of a famous Turkish Sea Captain after whom the town we live in was named. A Turkish friend rang us this morning and said 'come down to the harbour, there are 2 Turkish frigates anchored off the coast and they are running boats out so you can visit them'. Hmm - makes a change from the internet - I thought so off we trotted to the harbour and joined the queue for the first boat. 'Seems to be mostly Turks here' said my husband' 'not that unusual as we are in Turkey' I replied wittily. At that point a Turkish naval officer approaced us and said 'Excuse me would you please leave the line' 'Neden?' I said (hoping he wouldn't launch into a great explanation in Turkish). 'I have to check with my superior officer if we can allow foreigners on the ship' 'Okaaaaay - we will go to that bar and wait' 'Thank you'. We sat in the bar and watched while over the next 20 minutes he turned away around a dozen 'foreigners' so we assumed 'permission to board' for foreigners was not an option! But it did make me laugh because obviously the threat of ageing ex-pat spies is alive and well here! Now where did I put that kalishnikov..........????
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23 Jun 2008 Mon 05:53 pm |
Quoting lady in red: But it did make me laugh because obviously the threat of ageing ex-pat spies is alive and well here! |
Oh you can't be serious :-S
I'll invite you over to İzmir then, in İnciraltı there is a war ship and an undersea boat, they are sort of a small museum and foreigners can get on At least I did
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23 Jun 2008 Mon 08:34 pm |
Quoting lady in red: But it did make me laugh because obviously the threat of ageing ex-pat spies is alive and well here! Now where did I put that kalishnikov..........???? |
hehehehehe, ok, but what exactly would they be afraid of? :-S
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24 Jun 2008 Tue 12:18 am |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting lady in red: But it did make me laugh because obviously the threat of ageing ex-pat spies is alive and well here! Now where did I put that kalishnikov..........???? |
hehehehehe, ok, but what exactly would they be afraid of? :-S |
Well - allegedly - there is a conspiracy theory that people are buying up property in Turkey so they can spy on the Turks
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 11:05 am |
frasier.... I watch it every morning, what a nice way to start the day
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 11:19 am |
Another Panda Sneezing!!!
so funny
Panda Sneeze 2
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 11:30 am |
How do you know it's not the same panda??? Maybe the poor thing's allergic to bamboo!
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 11:38 am |
Quoting lady in red:
How do you know it's not the same panda??? Maybe the poor thing's allergic to bamboo! |
because thehandsome's too fat.....I mean the panda he showed, not him
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 12:00 pm |
Daydreamer!!
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 12:58 pm |
Quoting lady in red: Daydreamer!! |
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 02:08 pm |
Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting lady in red: Daydreamer!! |
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What is going on here exactly? eh?
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 05:29 pm |
Quoting thehandsom: Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting lady in red: Daydreamer!! |
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What is going on here exactly? eh? |
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25 Jun 2008 Wed 06:22 pm |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting thehandsom: Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting lady in red: Daydreamer!! |
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What is going on here exactly? eh? |
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26 Jun 2008 Thu 02:11 pm |
Quoting lady in red: Quoting catwoman: Quoting thehandsom: Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting lady in red: Daydreamer!! |
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What is going on here exactly? eh? |
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Not much by the cut of this jib! or should have just put a
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27 Jun 2008 Fri 12:06 am |
this video always make me laugh... makes me think of how my kids were when they were younger... not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
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27 Jun 2008 Fri 02:33 am |
Quoting silversong: this video always make me laugh... makes me think of how my kids were when they were younger... not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk |
I have seen this video so many times before. I always enjoy it..it is soooo cute!!
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27 Jun 2008 Fri 04:46 pm |
Nothing.
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27 Jun 2008 Fri 06:28 pm |
Quoting Deli_kizin: Nothing. |
DK....please go back to some old threads and make yourself laugh! There is no reason to be a sour puss...have you been sucking lemons?
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27 Jun 2008 Fri 06:31 pm |
Quoting Elisabeth: have you been sucking lemons? |
No. But İ should. Together with a bottle of tequilla!!
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28 Jun 2008 Sat 12:17 am |
Quoting Deli_kizin:
No. But İ should. Together with a bottle of tequilla!! |
Did someone say tequila????
Do you have enough to share with the whole class????
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28 Jun 2008 Sat 12:29 am |
Quoting girleegirl: Did someone say tequila????
Do you have enough to share with the whole class???? |
Yeah :-S I finished half a bottle and now I start to feel a little dizzy and I ran out of lemon. If you have lemons you can have my bottle, otherwise you can join me on martini with olives now.
Such a shame I quit smoking yesterday!
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28 Jun 2008 Sat 11:03 am |
Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting Elisabeth: have you been sucking lemons? |
No. But İ should. Together with a bottle of tequilla!! |
Perk .. Tequilla? who has Tequilla?
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm .. you know "friends" share!!
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29 Jun 2008 Sun 09:58 pm |
Evil baby Charlie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
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29 Jun 2008 Sun 11:44 pm |
Quoting mltm: Evil baby Charlie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM |
- so cute!
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18 Jul 2008 Fri 04:25 pm |
Man's brain vs woman's brain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKveOsIieHg
I liked the "nothing box" in man's brain
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18 Jul 2008 Fri 04:59 pm |
Quoting mltm: Man's brain vs woman's brain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKveOsIieHg
I liked the "nothing box" in man's brain
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This sort of gender stereotyping is really bad. Whenever you put people in these sorts of gender boxes, it only serves one purpose - control. Of course, it serves this purpose only because it is completely false and is made up. In this video, they were simply making fun of women. What is interesting is that the guy said basically that men are simplistic and stupid, while women make connections between events; you would expect that the last one should be a better thing - but no, it is actually not, because they see that a woman is all these things not because she's better, but because she is doing some things that she shouldn't be doing, and she seems to accept the notion that she "is supposed" to be doing these things, she is not rebelling and consequently she's allowing to be exploited. I think they are making fun of the fact that it's so easy to take advantage of women. What this alludes to is the fact that in our dear patriarchy, women have to juggle a lot of responsibilities and duties to make things work, while men can simply enjoy themselves, focus on their career and fun and still accomplish all the things that women have. This is of course just a framework of gender relations and it doesn't necessarily have to apply exactly this way to every single case, but this general pattern in one form or another can be seen pretty much everywhere.
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18 Jul 2008 Fri 05:33 pm |
In fact, I'd add a note about what I really thought about the show but later preferred to post it without comment. Besides being offended by the show, I don't know exactly why but to be frank it made me laugh even if I was made fun of as a woman maybe just the way he stereotyped was funny, otherwise all the things he said are the very known stereotypes like that "men are simple", "men are easy to be understoodd", "men do not think much", "men do not care much", "men forget easily"...
What I do not understand is these are seen as superior characteristics that men usually boast about while indeed they are not. As you said whenever a humour is done about the differences between man and woman, although they seem to make fun of men as well, infact always it is the woman who's being degraded and made fun of in the real sense. When the man told that "men just did not care that is why they do not remember", it's something negative, but somehow it has become something men boast about.
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18 Jul 2008 Fri 05:51 pm |
Quoting mltm: As you said whenever a humour is done about the differences between man and woman, although they seem to make fun of men as well, infact always it is the woman who's being degraded and made fun of in the real sense. When the man told that "men just did not care that is why they do not remember", it's something negative, but somehow it has become something men boast about. |
yes... exactly...
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25 Jul 2008 Fri 06:45 am |
Quoting geniuda: If anyone is interested in the number I could happily PM it |
You should fight AGAINST these exploitation industries instead of spreading their phone numbers!
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25 Jul 2008 Fri 07:36 am |
Quoting catwoman: Quoting geniuda: If anyone is interested in the number I could happily PM it |
You should fight AGAINST these exploitation industries instead of spreading their phone numbers! |
but but...Cat!! I cant afford paying 3.00dlls a minute and fighting will take at least 15 minutes out of my pocket..I mean my time
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26 Jul 2008 Sat 02:29 am |
nice chats of 3 good friends,charm of Turkish falks songs and jot of 4 glasses Turkish raki
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26 Jul 2008 Sat 03:00 am |
Quoting MrX67: and jot of 4 glasses Turkish raki |
şerefeeee!!!!
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26 Jul 2008 Sat 03:03 am |
Quoting geniuda: Quoting MrX67: and jot of 4 glasses Turkish raki |
şerefeeee!!!! |
şerefeeeeee,yarasın my good friend
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27 Aug 2008 Wed 07:42 pm |
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 t o Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, o veruse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe! Tech Support
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27 Aug 2008 Wed 07:51 pm |
Oh oh, what will all the men here say?
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27 Aug 2008 Wed 07:56 pm |
Bloopers in letters to government agencies:
Funny Letters to Government Agencies
1. Dear Sirs, please stop my assistance since I got a job begging in October
2. I am writing the Welfare Dept. to say that my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?
3. Mrs. Jones has not had any clothing for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
4. I cannot get sick pay. I have had 6 children. Can you tell me why?
5. I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.
6. This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
7. Please find for certain if my husband is dead, as the man I am living with can’t do a thing until he knows.
8. I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my boy as illiterate. This is a dirty lie. I was married to his father a week before he was born.
9. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
10. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children, one of which was a mistake as you can see.
11. Unless I get my husband’s money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
12. My husband got laid off from his job 2 weeks ago, and I haven’t had any relief since.
13. You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?
14. I have no children yet as my husband is a bus driver and works night and day.
15. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
16. I want my money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with a doctor for 2 weeks and he hasn’t done me any good. If things don’t improve I will have to send for another doctor.
(In response to the question, “Why have you applied for public assistance?&rdquo My husband left me last month and I am in need of ass
More funny stuff: http://www.innocentenglish.com/
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 11:25 am |
A message like that does not make me laugh, it makes me wanting to cry. Freedom of speech? Freedom of press? Yes, but only if one say things that others like to hear. Apparently the word ´freedom´ does not have the same meaning to all. What a pity.
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 11:25 am |
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 t o Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, o veruse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe! Tech Support
THis is awesone really!!!
ills end it to allllll myfriends
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 11:33 am |
A message like that does not make me laugh, it makes me wanting to cry. Freedom of speech? Freedom of press? Yes, but only if one say things that others like to hear. Apparently the word ´freedom´ does not have the same meaning to all. What a pity.
Mine was a sarcatic laugh though. In reality, i find ´trying to slience people with cencorship´ pathetic in reality.
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 12:22 pm |
HAHAHA OMG!! read this!!!
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn´t have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car´s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date´s concerns about ´what is taking so long´ with a reply that indeed, she was ´freezing her butt off´ and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be ´pants down.´ And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno´s comment...´This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.´
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 12:30 pm |
PETER KAY´S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why can´t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ´My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic´?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why does mineral water that ´has trickled through mountains for centuries have a ´use by´ date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ´I think I´llsqueeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out´?
What do people in China call their good quality plates?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don´t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why is a person that handles your money called a ´Broker´?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.
Makes ou think, doesnt it??
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 01:01 pm |
Hazardous materials data sheet
Element>>>>> woman
Discoverer>>>Adam
Atomic Mass >>>> Accepted as 55 kg but known to vary from 45kg to 225 kg
Physical properties
1- Body surface usually covered with film of powders and paint
2-Boils at absoloutley nothing-freezes for no aparent reason
3-Found in various grades ranging from virgin materil to common ore
Chemical properties
1-Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones
2-Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3-The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Common Use
1-Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2-Can greatly aid relaxation
3-Can be very effective cleaning agent
Hazards
1-Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2-Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact
Hows that for a chemistry lesson??
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 06:37 pm |
Thanks doudi - I needed a good laugh!
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22 Sep 2008 Mon 11:43 pm |
Topics which shall not be named...
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 08:49 pm |
Yes! We can hover again!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:18 pm |
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall, exceptionally handsome, man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her and whispered to her, ´I´ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... On one condition´
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, ´You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.´
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man´s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
´Clean my house.´
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:25 pm |
Yes! We can hover again!
This made you laugh Trudy?
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:30 pm |
This made you laugh Trudy?
Of course. Being able to keep an eye on all the ´sneaky´ plans of you mods and admins makes me laugh. It exactly fits into Elisabeth´s plan.....
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:32 pm |
It exactly fits into Elisabeth´s plan.....
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:38 pm |
well Trudy, that option will be soon disabled and I will be laughing last!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:40 pm |
well Trudy, that option will be soon disabled and I will be laughing last!
Why?!!!!!!!!!
It is by far the best way to spot a spammer...
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:41 pm |
well Trudy, that option will be soon disabled and I will be laughing last!
Whatever happened to the days where you were all hopped up on catnip and left us alone????
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:42 pm |
Why?!!!!!!!!!
It is by far the best way to spot a spammer...
You mean... "why will I be laughing"?
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:43 pm |
well Trudy, that option will be soon disabled and I will be laughing last!
What? Misusing admins power? Tsssssss.....
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:44 pm |
Whatever happened to the days where you were all hopped up on catnip and left us alone????
Well... I am sick of that same catnip you keep on buying me over and over at that discount store! Even your carpet tastes better!
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76. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:45 pm |
What? Misusing admins power? Tsssssss.....
That´s what I do when I get bored!
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77. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:48 pm |
That´s what I do when I get bored!
Someone is calling you to play wordscraper....
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78. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:49 pm |
Someone is calling you to play wordscraper....
OK! (be right back guys.... )
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79. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:50 pm |
OK! (be right back guys.... )
Dont hurry on our account
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80. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:52 pm |
OK! (be right back guys.... )
Please take ALL the time you need.....
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81. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:56 pm |
Please take ALL the time you need.....
Well, you must have been kidding, cause still nobody made their move yet! I have no idea what these people are doing...
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82. |
29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:58 pm |
I have no idea what these people are doing...
Living their lives?
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 10:58 pm |
Well, you must have been kidding, cause still nobody made their move yet! I have no idea what these people are doing...
Kidding? Me? I wouldn´t dare. I´m sure I saw people asking for you. You better check again (and again and again.....)
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:00 pm |
You better check again (and again and again.....)
I am doing that....
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:03 pm |
well Trudy, that option will be soon disabled and I will be laughing last!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don´t take away the simple pleasures!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:15 pm |
Well... I am sick of that same catnip you keep on buying me over and over at that discount store! Even your carpet tastes better!
Oh please, don´t tell me you´re one of those catnip connoisseurs. You don´t deserve much better than a carpet anyway, you fat cat!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:24 pm |
You don´t deserve much better than a carpet anyway, you fat cat!
Did you all see this?! Me fat!? Me don´t deserve more then a carpet?!? Lis canim.... your days are being counted!!!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:26 pm |
Did you all see this?! Me fat!? Me don´t deserve more then a carpet?!? Lis canim.... your days are being counted!!!
Oh kitty, you wouldn´t know what to do without me teasing everyone!! Our more serious members will loose all hope of ever gaining a sense of humor!!!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:28 pm |
Did you all see this?! Me fat!? Me don´t deserve more then a carpet?!? Lis canim.... your days are being counted!!!
Are you also being threatened, Elisabeth?
(BTW how many lives does a cat have? )
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:34 pm |
Are you also being threatened, Elisabeth?
(BTW how many lives does a cat have? )
Are you threatening me Trudy? Go ahead and start a game on facebook, we´ll see if you can live up to the threat!
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:36 pm |
Are you threatening me Trudy? Go ahead and start a game on facebook, we´ll see if you can live up to the threat!
Sorry, I only play games of real high level.
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29 Sep 2008 Mon 11:38 pm |
Il tell you what made me laugh today!
me thinking all day long that toda y is sunday!
and embarassingmyself so much!!!!
You van watch the show here lol :
http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_34410_2
man how embarassinG!
its all because i didnt go to school today!
when i dont i have no idea what the dtae or day is!
like in the summer
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93. |
30 Sep 2008 Tue 01:18 am |
This....................
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94. |
30 Sep 2008 Tue 02:54 am |
This....................
hee hee the throwing children ha ha
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30 Sep 2008 Tue 06:49 pm |
I was talking to a colleague who´s husband has a tumor on his head. She was explaining to me that her husband will have surgery next week to remove it and they will take a skin graff. She recommended to the doctors to take it off his butt. It would be very suiting for him, since she refers to him as butt head anyways.
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30 Sep 2008 Tue 07:03 pm |
mmmmmm........diving into the pool this morning and then realising that my bikini was not as tight as it could have been...... oh how i laughed.....not!
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30 Sep 2008 Tue 09:38 pm |
mmmmmm........diving into the pool this morning and then realising that my bikini was not as tight as it could have been...... oh how i laughed.....not!
Ah i know!! i ahte it when taht happens !!!!!
I NEVER laugh!!!
(but soem other family membersdo {if theyre theer } !!!!!!)
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30 Sep 2008 Tue 10:48 pm |
mmmmmm........diving into the pool this morning and then realising that my bikini was not as tight as it could have been...... oh how i laughed.....not!
But on the upside....at least you weren´t too big for it!!
(BTW are you rich with your own pool or are you on your hols? )
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01 Oct 2008 Wed 02:06 am |
But on the upside....at least you weren´t too big for it!!
(BTW are you rich with your own pool or are you on your hols? )
i would love to say yes to both ....being rich enough to have my own pool and being on holiday but alas no......the public pool just makes the whole situation that bit more embarassing thankfully it was ladies only.....apart from the guards!!! mwahaha
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03 Oct 2008 Fri 02:30 am |
This picture:
Couldn´t agree more!
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101. |
03 Oct 2008 Fri 02:35 am |
This picture:
Couldn´t agree more!
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102. |
11 Oct 2008 Sat 06:15 pm |
The mental image I just had of Meltem signing off in disgust at my posts and sitting down with a sigh in her easy chair in the Moderators Executive Lounge, with a coffee and cigarette ....
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11 Oct 2008 Sat 08:17 pm |
Hahaha your mental is sick. Your brain has created such an image in order to comfort you. In fact it is you who were disgusted by your posts
And
SMOKING IS NOT HEALTHY.
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104. |
12 Oct 2008 Sun 06:21 am |
That I just responded to a post in which the user has requested to be deleted. I can´t keep up with you war train, Aenigma..who ever the hell you are today.
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105. |
12 Oct 2008 Sun 07:32 am |
I can´t keep up with you war train, Aenigma..who ever the hell you are today.
Latest nickname is TheAenigma... I think...
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106. |
12 Oct 2008 Sun 10:39 am |
..who ever the hell you are today.
No mention of hell please, it will upset the atheists here. They are in denial, as you know, as they get older they become atheists in the vain hope the self fulfilling prophecy theory will work and they won´t get burned
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 12:54 pm |
No mention of hell please, it will upset the atheists here. They are in denial, as you know, as they get older they become atheists in the vain hope the self fulfilling prophecy theory will work and they won´t get burned
Haha! A wooden box and hole in the ground or a hot oven, that is the reality, no one is waiting at some sparkling gate for your arrival or a bubbling inferno! Unless you know something different of course
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 02:45 pm |
No mention of hell please, it will upset the atheists here. They are in denial, as you know, as they get older they become atheists in the vain hope the self fulfilling prophecy theory will work and they won´t get burned
Athiests in denial?
If you look at the "evidence" of God´s existence I think you will find that it is not atheists who are in denial
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109. |
13 Oct 2008 Mon 02:47 pm |
You missed a couple of words!
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110. |
13 Oct 2008 Mon 02:48 pm |
You missed a couple of words!
No .... I put evidence in quotation marks to highlight that it was a sarcasm....
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 04:32 pm |
Haha! A wooden box and hole in the ground or a hot oven, that is the reality, no one is waiting at some sparkling gate for your arrival or a bubbling inferno! Unless you know something different of course
They are NOT waiting for my arrival at a sparkling gate? So all my efforts are in vain then?
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112. |
13 Oct 2008 Mon 04:59 pm |
They are NOT waiting for my arrival at a sparkling gate? So all my efforts are in vain then?
What efforts? Show me the evidence
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113. |
13 Oct 2008 Mon 04:59 pm |
They are NOT waiting for my arrival at a sparkling gate? So all my efforts are in vain then?
Well, maybe they are not waiting for you! Cats don´t go to heaven, anyway!
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114. |
13 Oct 2008 Mon 09:16 pm |
Well, maybe they are not waiting for you! Cats don´t go to heaven, anyway!
Wasn´t LL talking about hell, not heaven?
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 11:29 pm |
If you look at the "LACK OF evidence" of God´s existence I think you will find that it is not atheists who are in denial
Fortunately, the less evidence the better...
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 11:41 pm |
Wasn´t LL talking about hell, not heaven?
I was saying, unless someone can prove me otherwise, neither exist, only in ones mind!
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13 Oct 2008 Mon 11:44 pm |
I was saying, unless someone can prove me otherwise, neither exist, only in ones mind!
The sparkling gate that you mentioned -- was it referring to hell or heaven?
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118. |
14 Oct 2008 Tue 02:22 pm |
Well, maybe they are not waiting for you! Cats don´t go to heaven, anyway!
but dogs on the other hand...
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120. |
21 Oct 2008 Tue 08:54 pm |
My md, asking me to go to you porn . com and check how the mouse over function works..(Because he wants the same functionality)
Now I am officially allowed to visit that site...
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121. |
21 Oct 2008 Tue 09:53 pm |
My md, asking me to go to you porn . com and check how the mouse over function works..(Because he wants the same functionality)
Now I am officially allowed to visit that site...
for medicinal purposes....i´m assuming
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125. |
22 Oct 2008 Wed 10:36 pm |
heh heh doesn´t that groom just love himself
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126. |
22 Oct 2008 Wed 10:39 pm |
heh heh doesn´t that groom just love himself
Heheh yessssssss!
But at least he can dance. Unlike this one (but it is soooooooo sweet)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYhlm9GTAQ0
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127. |
22 Oct 2008 Wed 11:00 pm |
But at least he can dance. Unlike this one (but it is soooooooo sweet)
spew.....get me a bucket......
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128. |
22 Oct 2008 Wed 11:28 pm |
But at least he can dance. Unlike this one (but it is soooooooo sweet)
spew.....get me a bucket......
I second that.....
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129. |
22 Oct 2008 Wed 11:48 pm |
Someone has sent me an sms message by mistake:
´hello my lovely lady, i was thinking of you..i had a great time last week..we should do bo kai thing again..xxxx´
I am still thinking how to reply..
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130. |
22 Oct 2008 Wed 11:55 pm |
Someone has sent me an sms message by mistake:
´hello my lovely lady, i was thinking of you..i had a great time last week..we should do bo kai thing again..xxxx´
I am still thinking how to reply..
You should reply:
Dear Hot Stuff....I am so touched that you could look passed all the hair! I am off to get a wax now.....kisses!!
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23 Oct 2008 Thu 12:00 am |
Have you noticed that the aggressive "Go away pervert" people were ladies? The guy somehow ran away instead of confronting the reporter Yet, it´s sick that people like Westboro Baptists exist...
we say that mothers and daughter hurt each other more than fathers and sons...
and it is really true
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23 Oct 2008 Thu 12:01 am |
You should reply:
Dear Hot Stuff....I am so touched that you could look passed all the hair! I am off to get a wax now.....kisses!!
Thanks for the help Lis..
But what is this ´bo kai´ thing? I think it is a position in kama sutra.
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23 Oct 2008 Thu 12:13 am |
Thanks for the help Lis..
But what is this ´bo kai´ thing? I think it is a position in kama sutra.
I don´t know.....I was hoping someone could enlighten me! It does sound a little kinky!
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134. |
23 Oct 2008 Thu 05:45 am |
When you quote a post of L O LDiana, it immediately translates to within the quote!
It speaks for itself Id say
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135. |
23 Oct 2008 Thu 05:47 am |
I don´t know.....I was hoping someone could enlighten me! It does sound a little kinky!
It only seems kinky the first time is what they say!
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136. |
23 Oct 2008 Thu 05:49 pm |
Someone has sent me an sms message by mistake:
´hello my lovely lady, i was thinking of you..i had a great time last week..we should do bo kai thing again..xxxx´
I am still thinking how to reply..
How about: Hello there...I was thinking about you too. Last weekend was interesting I was shocked no less to see that some things do come in small packages. I also enjoyed the Tom Kai Gui. Maybe next time we try the Tom Kai Phak. Enjoy your Day!
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23 Oct 2008 Thu 10:02 pm |
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140. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 12:16 am |
How about: Hello there...I was thinking about you too. Last weekend was interesting I was shocked no less to see that some things do come in small packages. I also enjoyed the Tom Kai Gui. Maybe next time we try the Tom Kai Phak. Enjoy your Day!
So evil!
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142. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 09:30 pm |
It made me laugh too! I am sure the mods will delete it just as soon as they find out we are having a good laugh over it!
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143. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 09:32 pm |
DK laughed too!!
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144. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 09:37 pm |
Just wait till the other mods read it.....
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145. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 09:37 pm |
Yes, but she is one of us!
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146. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 09:39 pm |
Hooray for DK !!
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148. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 11:50 pm |
Yes, but she is one of us!
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149. |
24 Oct 2008 Fri 11:51 pm |
I´m surprised the poster isnt so embarassaed that she (or he ) deletes it immediately!
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150. |
25 Oct 2008 Sat 12:22 am |
I´m surprised the poster isnt so embarassaed that she (or he ) deletes it immediately!
Maybe the poster is proud of it???
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151. |
25 Oct 2008 Sat 07:51 am |
A shout out to my fellow amerikans (the super bed ones...you know who you are)
Dear Red States...
We´ve decided we´re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we´re taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren´t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. You get Sara Palin and Ralph Reed.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get the world´s largest ball of twine. We get Intel, Apple and Microsoft. You get WalMart. We get Harvard. You get Liberty University. We get 85 percent of America´s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition´s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we´re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they´re apparently willing to send to their deaths and they don´t care if you don´t show pictures of their children´s caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we´re not willing to spend any more of our resources on it.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country´s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation´s fresh fruit, 95% of America´s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Berkeley, UCLA, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, and 100% percent of all televangelists, plus Rush Limbaugh.
We get Hollywood, Broadway, Big Sur, The Great Lakes and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we´re discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and still 61 % believe you are people with the higher morals – which must mean you don’t get “the new math”.
By the way, we´re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico .
Peace out, Blue States
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25 Oct 2008 Sat 10:19 am |
A shout out to my fellow amerikans (the super bed ones...you know who you are)
If I´m bed or not I leave to you to decide but I sure am not American, so help me out please cause I don´t know: what´s the color of the TC-Americans? Elisabeth, Teaschip, Alameda, yourself and others? (I need to know in case sympathy is asked..... )
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153. |
25 Oct 2008 Sat 10:28 am |
If I´m bed or not I leave to you to decide but I sure am not American, so help me out please cause I don´t know: what´s the color of the TC-Americans? Elisabeth, Teaschip, Alameda, yourself and others? (I need to know in case sympathy is asked..... )
Red states are those that lean to the political dark side....states that tend to vote Republican in National elections (teas, lisa).
Blue states are for those who are enlightened ......with Democratic tendencies (me!!!).
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154. |
25 Oct 2008 Sat 10:35 am |
Red states are those that lean to the political dark side....states that tend to vote Republican in National elections (teas, lisa).
Blue states are for those who are enlightened ......with Democratic tendencies (me!!!).
Thanks.
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155. |
27 Oct 2008 Mon 03:00 pm |
The video of the little Yaman: Ãdare edemem anne!!!! I cannot manage mom!!!
mom: Hayýr Yaman, aç yatacaksýn. O þekerle artýk idare edersin bu gece.
No, Yaman, you will sleep hungry. Tonight you´ll manage with this candy.
Yaman: Hayýr, idare edemem, anne, idare edemem!!! Ühühühühü
No, I cannot manage, mom, I cannot!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJMP-G8r38&feature=rec-fresh
This video is made for all those who cannot manage anymore (with the salaries, with the promises and all...)
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156. |
27 Oct 2008 Mon 06:32 pm |
I´m surprised the poster isnt so embarassaed that she (or he ) deletes it immediately
Maybe the poster is proud of it???
The poster doesn´t understand it
Thnx! but I do not get it at all !
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157. |
27 Oct 2008 Mon 06:34 pm |
I´m surprised the poster isnt so embarassaed that she (or he ) deletes it immediately
Thnx! but I do not get it at all !
Maybe you can draw her a picture, LIR, helping to understand.....
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158. |
27 Oct 2008 Mon 06:38 pm |
Maybe you can draw her a picture, LIR, helping to understand.....
Nah....I´ll send her a pm
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159. |
04 Nov 2008 Tue 05:06 am |
RULES FOR MEN
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss´s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4. If you´ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate´s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate´s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy´s choice.
7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who´s playing.
9. You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she´s officially your girlfriend.
10. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you´re sunning on a tropical beach ... and it´s delivered by a topless model and only when it´s free.
11. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12. Unless you´re in prison, never fight naked.
13. Friends don´t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14. If a man´s fly is open, that´s his problem, you didn´t see anything.
15. Women who claim they ´love to watch sports´ must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sobre enough to fight.
17. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that´s just greedy.
18. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
19. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly ´just a friend´ have carnal, drunken sex. The fact that you´re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
20. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
21. Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, yellow, orange or sky blue.
22. The girl who replies to the question ´What do you want for Christmas?´ with ´If you loved me, you´d know what I want!´ gets an Xbox 360 or a Playstation 3 - End of story.
23. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men´s Gymnastics. Ever.
24. We´ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
´GUTS´ is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, ´are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?´
´BALLS´ is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the arse and having the balls to say, ´You´re next fatty!´
I hope this clears up any confusion
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04 Nov 2008 Tue 07:01 am |
9. You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she´s officially your girlfriend.
Shouldn´t that be EX-girlfriend????
15. Women who claim they ´love to watch sports´ must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
That´s me!!
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162. |
05 Nov 2008 Wed 11:55 pm |
Yes, quite a revalation wasn´t she, did ol´ Oven Chips a lot of good
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164. |
06 Nov 2008 Thu 01:37 pm |
I´m sure thehandsom posted this a while back - careful, he will be accusing you of not reading his posts!!
(still funny though )
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165. |
06 Nov 2008 Thu 02:26 pm |
I´m sure thehandsom posted this a while back - careful, he will be accusing you of not reading his posts!!
(still funny though )
but there is just sooo many and sometimes it´s hard to seperate the wheat from the chaff
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166. |
06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:04 pm |
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167. |
06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:13 pm |
Do you know what Palin is? She´s an ignorant lady that brags about it! I dont understand NTHG! UHYUCK!Im just a stupid hockey mom! Just like you! Tahst why i should be vice presidnt! I dont know nthg bout politics ive got kids! just like u! I ahve ur same qualifications! why dotn we all run for president!
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168. |
06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:20 pm |
Do you know what Palin is? She´s an ignorant lady that brags about it! I dont understand NTHG! UHYUCK!Im just a stupid hockey mom! Just like you! Tahst why i should be vice presidnt! I dont know nthg bout politics ive got kids! just like u! I ahve ur same qualifications! why dotn we all run for president!
Could you please spell NOTHING fully There is no need for such abbrevations here and many members find it annoying to read them. Please try to speak and write in a clear and complete way, as there are enough members who are not fluent.
And I dont believe she is stupid. But ignorant and unfit for the job she might have gotten? YES.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:45 pm |
Could you please spell NOTHING fully There is no need for such abbrevations here and many members find it annoying to read them. Please try to speak and write in a clear and complete way, as tehre are enough members who are not fluent.
And I dont believe she is stupid. But ignorant and unfit for the job she might have gotten? YES.
Could you PLEASE spell THERE properly!!!
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170. |
06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:49 pm |
Could you please spell NOTHING fully There is no need for such abbrevations here and many members find it annoying to read them. Please try to speak and write in a clear and complete way, as tehre are enough members who are not fluent.
And I dont believe she is stupid. But ignorant and unfit for the job she might have gotten? YES.
omg, im so sorry really.... really i am, i ahd no idea it was annoying..
its a bad habit!
ill try from now on
so sorry everybody, i thougth anyway taht nobody ever took notice of my posts, but i just like to say my opinion in evrything and i dont care if anybody reasd them or not and you´re right, she isnt stupid, shes just ignorant
again sorry!!!
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:51 pm |
omg, im so sorry really.... really i am, i ahd no idea it was annoying..
its a bad habit!
ill try from now on
so sorry everybody, i thougth anyway taht nobody ever took notice of my posts, but i just like to say my opinion in evrything and i dont care if anybody reasd them or not and you´re right, she isnt stupid, shes just ignorant
again sorry!!!
Don´t you DARE apologise to those bossy mods
They might get ideas above their station ....
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:51 pm |
omg, im so sorry really.... really i am, i ahd no idea it was annoying..
its a bad habit!
ill try from now on
so sorry everybody, i thougth anyway taht nobody ever took notice of my posts, but i just like to say my opinion in evrything and i dont care if anybody reasd them or not and you´re right, she isnt stupid, shes just ignorant
again sorry!!!
And here you do it again Ok we all make typos and hasty mistakes, but I suppose youre the number 1 member doing it And yes its rather annoying to read so many members will be very grateful if you could be a little more careful.
And just go on giving your opinion about everything, Im sure there are enough people that take notice of your posts
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:52 pm |
Don´t you DARE apologise to those bossy mods
They might get ideas above their station ....
You were too late with your warning Im afraid Or people just stopped listening to you
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:54 pm |
Awwwwww I know what you are saying DK, but I get very uneasy when non-English speakers are criticised for their writing. I think most people DO understand Doudi´s posts don´t they?
Anyway....just my opinon....even though people don´t listen to me....just you....
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:54 pm |
And here you do it again Ok we all make typos and hasty mistakes, but I suppose youre the number 1 member doing it And yes its rather annoying to read so many members will be very grateful if you could be a little more careful.
And just go on giving your opinion about everything, Im sure there are enough people that take notice of your posts
AGAIN??
okay now ill cry!
i dont care if people take notice of my posts or not, cause i dont care what poeple think really...if they read them or not its not my business..anyway, didnt know i was so hated by so many people on this site,, ive always felt taht no idea why! My "virtual life"(at least on this site) sucks!
anyway, sorry...
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:56 pm |
AGAIN??
okay now ill cry!
i dont care if people take notice of my posts or not, cause i dont care what poeple think really...if they read them or not its not my business..anyway, didnt know i was so hated by so many people on this site,, ive always felt taht no idea why! My "virtual life"(at least on this site) sucks!
anyway, sorry...
You are not hated on this site Doudi - and frankly, some of those posts criticising you are starting to sound unnecssary and even bullying.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:58 pm |
Awwwwww I know what you are saying DK, but I get very uneasy when non-English speakers are criticised for their writing. I think most people DO understand Doudi´s posts don´t they?
Anyway....just my opinon....even though people don´t listen to me....just you....
Actually I thought Doudi grew up in the US or something, not sure about that one. I am a non-English speaker myself, and I do not mind being criticised for my writing. I understand Doudi´s posts and many others do as well, but that doesnt make it less annoying and tiring reading them. I dont ask anyone to write perfect and proper English, I would be the last to ask since Im a non-native speaker as well, but I find it perfectly normal for everybody to check their writing before they send it. Its not a speedcompetition
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 08:59 pm |
You are not hated on this site Doudi - and frankly, some of those posts criticising you are starting to sound unnecssary and even bullying.
Thanks Aenigma, but really if im that annoying ill stop, just tell me, mt presence wont make a difference, maybe we should have a vote?
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:00 pm |
AGAIN??
okay now ill cry!
i dont care if people take notice of my posts or not, cause i dont care what poeple think really...if they read them or not its not my business..anyway, didnt know i was so hated by so many people on this site,, ive always felt taht no idea why! My "virtual life"(at least on this site) sucks!
anyway, sorry...
Oh please, behave. Your virtual life sucks but you do not care what other people think really?
I didnt mean it to be bullying and nobody says they hate you (and if they would you just said you dont care anyway , I just asked you to be careful on your spelling. You say that you are paying attention to it, but just read the above you wrote
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:02 pm |
You are not hated on this site Doudi - and frankly, some of those posts criticising you are starting to sound unnecssary and even bullying.
You always have a frank opinion Aenigma. If Doudi feels she is being bullied she should say so. I haven´t read so many posts criticising her to be honest, I remember I said something about it myself but that has been a long time ago. I just noticed it again, and really, it took me a double read to understand what nthg was.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:03 pm |
Thanks Aenigma, but really if im that annoying ill stop, just tell me, mt presence wont make a difference, maybe we should have a vote?
Doudi darling your age is showing
I don´t think many people would have a problem with your writing if it weren´t for the fact that you have repeatedly told us all that your typos are simply a matter of your laziness.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:05 pm |
Doudi darling your age is showing
I don´t think many people would have a problem with your writing if it weren´t for the fact that you have repeatedly told us all that your typos are simply a matter of your laziness.
what do you mean my age is showing? Wrinkles?
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:06 pm |
what do you mean my age is showing? Wrinkles?
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:07 pm |
I just asked you to be careful on your spelling. You say that you are paying attention to it, but just read the above you wrote
Frankly I can´t see much difference between:-
Quoting doudi94
ive always felt taht no idea why! My "virtual life"(at least on this site) sucks!
anyway, sorry...
and:-
Quoting Deli_kizin
Please try to speak and write in a clear and complete way, as tehre are enough members who are not fluent.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:09 pm |
You always have a frank opinion Aenigma.
You too sweetie
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:09 pm |
You are stretching AE. If you read 10 posts from DK and 10 posts from doudi there is a HUGE difference in the amount of typos. We ALL make them on occasion.....but not as a habit and not out of self-professed laziness.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:12 pm |
You are stretching AE. If you read 10 posts from DK and 10 posts from doudi there is a HUGE difference in the amount of typos. We ALL make them on occasion.....but not as a habit and not out of self-professed laziness.
Not saying I don´t agree, I am just saying that this borders on bullying and if Doudi was easily hurt, she would leave.
There seems to be a lot of sanctimonious, school-teacher type posting here lately and just because someone is a "mod" does it mean we can´t disagree with them?
I would have thought that mods would extend the same courtesy to members as IS ASKED OF US IN THE FORUM RULES and send a PM regarding this matter.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:16 pm |
Not saying I don´t agree, I am just saying that this borders on bullying and if Doudi was easily hurt, she would leave.
There seems to be a lot of sanctimonious, school-teacher type posting here lately and just because someone is a "mod" does it mean we can´t disagree with them?
I would have thought that mods would extend the same courtesy to members as IS ASKED OF US IN THE FORUM RULES and sent a PM regarding this matter.
I agree that perhaps a PM might have been better, but I don´t see any bullying going on. There is nothing wrong with asking someone to take care in their typing.
And who knows, maybe PM´s haven´t been sent to her before.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:18 pm |
I agree that perhaps a PM might have been better, but I don´t see any bullying going on. There is nothing wrong with asking someone to take care in their typing.
And who knows, maybe PM´s haven´t been sent to her before.
It was not just this thread...anyway.... whatever!!!
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:20 pm |
It was not just this thread...anyway.... whatever!!!
Hmmmm I am not convinced this is really our old AE. She had much more spunk and would not back down so quickly.
Has handsom launched some evil plan and made a robot version and replaced our dear AE???
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:21 pm |
Hmmmm I am not convinced this is really our old AE. She had much more spunk and would not back down so quickly.
Has handsom launched some evil plan and made a robot version and replaced our dear AE???
Never! Just didn´t want to embarass Doudi any longer by continuing this.
Handsom replace me? He would not dare
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:25 pm |
Never! Just didn´t want to embarass Doudi any longer by continuing this.
Since when do you consider any members´ feelings I agree with GG, you must be a fake aenigma, not THEaenigma
Oh well pms have been sent. According to her own saying she didn´t misunderstand what has been asked from her
If you feel embarrassed doudi:
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:28 pm |
Since when do you consider any members´ feelings I agree with GG, you must be a fake aenigma, not THEaenigma
When did I consider any members´ feelings? Ouh let me think.....ah yes, after the MOD BASHING of Yilgun for committing the unholy crime of DARING to post something twice....
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:28 pm |
Wow.. actually im honored! 2 whole pages discussing me! What more can i ask for?
and im the one that brought this to myself! Im the one that opened the topic so :lol
THANK YOU EVERYBODY!
Im not mad or embaressed or anything really,
Thx DK thx Trudy Thx AE!!!
really..from my heart!
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:34 pm |
When did I consider any members´ feelings? Ouh let me think.....ah yes, after the MOD BASHING of Yilgun for committing the unholy crime of DARING to post something twice....
Oh seriously. Have you become the head of the Committee against Crimes Commited by Mods towards some Younger Members?
Really, nobody is perfect and I´m not saying not any of the moderators or administrators haven´t made any mistakes in moderating or whatever, but the one with the schoolmaster type of preaching, wrapped up in a nice package, is you.
For all it matters, my words about your consideration were just a joke
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:35 pm |
doudi, hoon, I think you do great for your age!
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:35 pm |
When did I consider any members´ feelings?
Sure you did not forget in this sentence the word ´not´?
When? Erm.... I can remember some ´dudu´-translations with your ´lovely´ replies.......
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:36 pm |
Really, nobody is perfect and I´m not saying not any of the moderators or administrators haven´t made any mistakes in moderating or whatever,
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Is this a first for you? Ouh wait, you said "any of the mods" but not specifically yourself
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:38 pm |
Sure you did not forget in this sentence the word ´not´?
When? Erm.... I can remember some ´dudu´-translations with your ´lovely´ replies.......
Hey I am not making any apologies Notice ... I only gave ONE example of my compassion
Hehehehe I can do what I like..... am not a holier than thou mod
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:38 pm |
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Is this a first for you? Ouh wait, you said "any of the mods" but not specifically yourself
No need. I belong to ´any of the mods´ anyway.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:39 pm |
What? This is referring to me? If it is, i have a request, can mention of my age be deleted from now on? It has nothing to do with anythign! Stop making me feel like a child when im obviously a grown up!
Quoteeli_Kizin
Oh seriously. Have you become the head of the Committee against Crimes Commited by Mods towards some Younger Members?
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:39 pm |
Hey I am not making any apologies Notice ... I only gave ONE example of my compassion
Hehehehe I can do what I like..... am not a holier than thou mod
True You are a ´holier than mod´ member
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:39 pm |
Hey I am not making any apologies Notice ... I only gave ONE example of my compassion
Hehehehe I can do what I like..... am not a holier than thou mod
I´m not a mod.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:39 pm |
..... plus I was given a very strong written warning for "upsetting the poor girls on the translation forum"
I think that says it all
(Never said you WERE a mod!)
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:41 pm |
What? This is referring to me? If it is, i have a request, can mention of my age be deleted from now on? It has nothing to do with anythign! Stop making me feel like a child when im obviously a grown up!
It was mainly refering to Yilgun, but then to you as well, with a wink towards my own age
If you feel like a grown up, then no one can make you feel like a child, so don´t worry. Anyway I´ll delete it if it´s really bothering you that much.
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:43 pm |
DK you remind me sometimes of Mary Poppins
"Practically perfect in every way"!!!
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 09:59 pm |
DK you remind me sometimes of Mary Poppins
"Practically perfect in every way"!!!
Thanks
(apart from the Mary Poppins part, but practically perfect sounds nice )
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 10:30 pm |
Stop making me feel like a child when im obviously a grown up!
Oh this is such a "Kai" statement!
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 10:39 pm |
Oh this is such a "Kai" statement!
Well she is ONLY 14/15!!!!!!
I know DK likes to go on about her youth, but there is a BIG difference in their ages...
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06 Nov 2008 Thu 10:45 pm |
Well she is ONLY 14/15!!!!!!
I know DK likes to go on about her youth, but there is a BIG difference in their ages...
And don´t we all like to go on about our youth
(edited my post because when I just read it again, I couldn´t understand my own English )
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 12:21 am |
Well she is ONLY 14/15!!!!!!
I know DK likes to go on about her youth, but there is a BIG difference in their ages...
I KNOW!!! And that is why it is humorous! A 14/15 year old going on about being "grown up"!
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 04:09 pm |
I KNOW!!! And that is why it is humorous! A 14/15 year old going on about being "grown up"!
OK, please imagine me rolling my eyes now! Your age isnt by your "real age" its by how you are on the inside! Like a 60 year old can be a 20 year old from the inside, its from what you say and how you act! Really, i had no idea you were so judgemental, and im sure you saw yourself very old when you were 14!!! ( I thought i was really old when i was in going to 4 th grade , but this is mainly cause im the oldest one of my siblings) Anyway, whats weird is i feel myself so old on this site but in real life, im always the youngest, cause im teh younest one in my whole grade and between my cousins im aslo the youngest of the old lol, the babies are in another group ,
I dont know why in real life im this naiive gullable person i have no idea why!
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 04:34 pm |
OK, please imagine me rolling my eyes now! Your age isnt by your "real age" its by how you are on the inside! Like a 60 year old can be a 20 year old from the inside, its from what you say and how you act! Really, i had no idea you were so judgemental, and im sure you saw yourself very old when you were 14!!! ( I thought i was really old when i was in going to 4 th grade , but this is mainly cause im the oldest one of my siblings) Anyway, whats weird is i feel myself so old on this site but in real life, im always the youngest, cause im teh younest one in my whole grade and between my cousins im aslo the youngest of the old lol, the babies are in another group ,
I dont know why in real life im this naiive gullable person i have no idea why!
I don´t know any 60 year olds that physcially feel they are in their 20"s... Sure it´s ok to be young at heart.. However, it´s sad to hear someone your age say you feel old.....because you will never get your youth back. You should try being a teenager.... Those were the best days of my life....
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 04:36 pm |
I know what you meant doudi but the fact is that you ARE only a teenager so me saying so is not a judgmental, it is a fact. There is nothing wrong with being an intelligent teenager so just enjoy it and don’t try to grow up too fast!
All children think they know everything and are mature enough to take on the world….but it´s really rather disturbing to see what happens to some children when they try to grow up too fast. Just look at the numbers of kids that get into serious danger by their activities on the internet or teen pregnancies or kids with drug and alcohol problems.
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 04:37 pm |
I don´t know any 60 year olds that physcially feel they are in their 20"s... Sure it´s ok to be young at heart.. However, it´s sad to hear someone your age say you feel old.....because you will never get your youth back. You should try being a teenager.... Those were the best days of my life....
+ 100000
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 05:19 pm |
My boss fell out of his chair this morning. We all tried to help him up but we were all laughing too hard! If I told him once, I told him a thousand times.......DON´T LEAN SO FAR BACK IN THAT CHAIR...ITS GOING TO TIP!!! Why don´t people listen.
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 05:37 pm |
My boss fell out of his chair this morning. We all tried to help him up but we were all laughing too hard! If I told him once, I told him a thousand times.......DON´T LEAN SO FAR BACK IN THAT CHAIR...ITS GOING TO TIP!!! Why don´t people listen.
Try being a teacher in secondary school. You´ll have at least one fall down every lesson! They´re men. That´s why they never listen
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07 Nov 2008 Fri 06:12 pm |
I know what you meant doudi but the fact is that you ARE only a teenager so me saying so is not a judgmental, it is a fact. There is nothing wrong with being an intelligent teenager so just enjoy it and don’t try to grow up too fast!
All children think they know everything and are mature enough to take on the world….but it´s really rather disturbing to see what happens to some children when they try to grow up too fast. Just look at the numbers of kids that get into serious danger by their activities on the internet or teen pregnancies or kids with drug and alcohol problems.
I know I know, I certainly dont wanan grow just ask my mom and my friends, im like look, were in high school, then college then work maybe children life´s gonna pass in the blink of an eye lol, and they gonlikeSTOP IT! ur making us feel like were going to die tommorow
anyway that has nothing to do with anything, but im nly grown up on the site, in real lfe youll think taht im younger than my age, but its because ive always felt the youngest, especially in schol, so i kinda take the part of he naiive person but when i want to be serious, i like poepl to take me seriously thats all, so thanks and believe me im in no rush, i´d just like people to know taht no matter your age you have something to say and an opinion and that it could be very true and important
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08 Nov 2008 Sat 06:24 pm |
About writing in abbreviations, my friend showed me today taht you could also speak in abbreviations!
We were on the phone and she was like wait a second, bereb, so i was like :what? whats bereb? she was like BRB (be right back)
loooooooooool!! I laughed sooo much!
bereb! try saying it aloud! youll laugh!!!
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08 Nov 2008 Sat 08:05 pm |
Since this morning?
Nothing...
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08 Nov 2008 Sat 08:10 pm |
Since this morning?
Nothing...
Lier! You said in the "sex workers" thread that LIR is making you laugh!!!
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08 Nov 2008 Sat 08:11 pm |
Lier! You said in the "sex workers" thread that LIR is making you laugh!!!
I don´t lie
That was this morning ...
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09 Nov 2008 Sun 03:48 pm |
New member alechnoble´s reason to use Turkish Class:-
"To be able to understand my in-laws"
Trust me, in my experience, you will never achieve this!
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 01:04 pm |
New member alechnoble´s reason to use Turkish Class:-
"To be able to understand my in-laws"
Trust me, in my experience, you will never achieve this!
Or in my case "my in-laws don´t understand me" ..................... nothing to with language of course
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 03:52 pm |
Reading Ciko and Sui´s "one night stand" romance from last night
Very very funny boys
See we dont have any common points...!!!
i need to get away... this break up hurts me alot!!
au revoir!
you were just a drunk one-night stand anyway, in the morning i realised you are not my type. sad but true. let me sleep now. nighty night
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 03:57 pm |
read them this morning, what shame i missed it.
thats what i love both, a great sense of humor.
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 03:58 pm |
thats what i love both, a great sense of humor.
+10000
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:00 pm |
read them this morning, what shame i missed it.
thats what i love both, a great sense of humor.
Could not agree more..
+100001
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:04 pm |
Could not agree more..
+100001
lets creat a triangle: hairy - sui - ciko?!
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:05 pm |
lets creat a triangle: hairy - sui - ciko?!
Keep me out of it please..
thank you..
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:12 pm |
Keep me out of it please..
thank you..
harem all the time is boring. you should come out and try new feelings, i promise you will be thrilled.
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:15 pm |
harem all the time is boring. you should come out and try new feelings, i promise you will be thrilled.
very kind of you..But i will kindly refuse..
ps..I think you have not seen my harem..have you?
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:27 pm |
ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh threesome eh? sounds great
lets creat a triangle: hairy - sui - ciko?!
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:54 pm |
ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh threesome eh? sounds great
........................ and all that tangled Turkish hair
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 04:59 pm |
........................ and all that tangled Turkish hair
OMG!
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 05:00 pm |
ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh threesome eh? sounds great
i knew i could count on you.
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 05:48 pm |
........................ and all that tangled Turkish hair
Hope none of them has a piercing somewhere secretly
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 05:52 pm |
........................ and all that tangled Turkish hair
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10 Nov 2008 Mon 05:54 pm |
Hope none of them has a piercing somewhere secretly
A hairy piercing eh?
I don´t think I´ll dwell on that thought for too long.........
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11 Nov 2008 Tue 11:02 pm |
1. I can see your point, but I still think you´re full of shxt.
2. I don´t know what your problem is, but I´ll bet it´s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you´ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I´m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I´ll try being nicer if you´ll try being smarter.
7. I´m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don´t work here. I´m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can´t understand a damn word you´re saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don´t give a damn.
14. I´m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We´re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn´t mean you´re an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I´m not being rude. You´re just insignificant.
21. It´s a thankless job, but I´ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn´t an office. It´s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I´m trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what´s behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Oh I get it... like humor... but different
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12 Nov 2008 Wed 01:35 pm |
Mother-In-Law Joke
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man´s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn´t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man´s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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12 Nov 2008 Wed 01:53 pm |
i received this joke a week ago by mail.
Mother-In-Law Joke
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man´s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn´t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man´s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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12 Nov 2008 Wed 04:01 pm |
I discovered a comedian who I love....Ralphie May. OMG I haven´t laughed that hard in ages...
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245. |
12 Nov 2008 Wed 04:05 pm |
I discovered a comedian who I love.... OMG I haven´t laughed that hard in ages...
George Bush? Yes, I agree he is hilarious
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246. |
12 Nov 2008 Wed 04:10 pm |
That has definately caused much laughter in the very boring and very quiet room that I´m in!!!
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247. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 12:27 am |
Sarah Palin saying she would not rule out running for President in 2012.
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248. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 01:29 am |
Yeah, she´s a shining star of the Republican Party!!!
Rather frightening really.
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251. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 02:54 am |
teas, isnt it too early to jump on obama now? what i know so far he starts in january.
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13 Nov 2008 Thu 02:57 am |
Let´s talk about frightening... this is just the beginning.
Give me a mix up with a few last minute campaign workers being under paid/not paid over a vice presidential nominee that doesn´t even know that Africa is a continent any day!
You can fix a pay mix up, but ya can´t fix stupid!
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253. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 03:07 pm |
HAHAHA! what´s happening to the world!
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254. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 06:57 pm |
okay, the whole class had chemistry office hours after school(in school this time) but that day was a half day so everybody waited 2 hours until Dr.Saad came ok? anyway we went to walk a little around the school(which isnt allowed! We sneaked ) and we have this boy yeah/ I swear hes hilarious! Its like hes put of his mind half the time! I think he takes drugs I swear to god hes stupid! He does the stupidest things ever!!!! Just talk to him for a while and you´ll know. But u get used to it. Anyway we were walking aND THEre Were THESE 2 POLES. WITH A CHAIN IN THE MIODDLE. AND HES JUST WALKING AND HE TRIPS OVER THEM!and he spins like twice loooooooooooool!! U shouldve seen it it was hilarious!!!! And then He just layed on the floor! And Sheref posed and took a pic next to him OMG it was comedy!!
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13 Nov 2008 Thu 07:04 pm |
okay, the whole class had chemistry office hours after school(in school this time) but that day was a half day so everybodywaited 2 hours until Dr.Saad came ok? anyway we went to walk a little around the school(which i9snt allowed! We sneaked ) and we have this boy yeah/ I swear hes hilarious! Its like hes put of his mind half the time! I think he takes drugs I swear to god hes stupid! He does the stupidest things ever!!!! Just talk to him for a while and you´ll know. But u get used to it. Anyway we were wlaking ND THEER WAS THESE 2 POLES. WITH A CHAIN IN THE MIODDLE. AND HES JUST WALKING AND HE TRIPS OVER THEM!and he spins like twice loooooooooooool!! U shouldve seen it it was hilaripous!!!! And then He just layed on the floor! And sheref posed and tooka pic next to him OMG it was comedy!!
I love you
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13 Nov 2008 Thu 07:09 pm |
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257. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 07:18 pm |
Give me a mix up with a few last minute campaign workers being under paid/not paid over a vice presidential nominee that doesn´t even know that Africa is a continent any day!
You can fix a pay mix up, but ya can´t fix stupid!
You have been watching your biased liberal media again.. MSNBC just retracted this false story.
http://news.aol.com/article/msnbc-falls-for-fake-palin-story/246624
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258. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 09:04 pm |
How about this?
Palin Makes a Pit Bull Look Tame
Hateful and inaccurate talk like this in itself is enough to disqualify her as a serious candidate. It seems she still has you wound up....
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260. |
13 Nov 2008 Thu 09:35 pm |
okay, the whole class had chemistry office hours after school(in school this time) but that day was a half day so everybody waited 2 hours until Dr.Saad came ok? anyway we went to walk a little around the school(which isnt allowed! We sneaked ) and we have this boy yeah/ I swear hes hilarious! Its like hes put of his mind half the time! I think he takes drugs I swear to god hes stupid! He does the stupidest things ever!!!! Just talk to him for a while and you´ll know. But u get used to it. Anyway we were walking aND THEre Were THESE 2 POLES. WITH A CHAIN IN THE MIODDLE. AND HES JUST WALKING AND HE TRIPS OVER THEM!and he spins like twice loooooooooooool!! U shouldve seen it it was hilarious!!!! And then He just layed on the floor! And Sheref posed and took a pic next to him OMG it was comedy!!
it sounds like a bullying
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13 Nov 2008 Thu 10:54 pm |
okay, the whole class had chemistry office hours after school(in school this time) but that day was a half day so everybody waited 2 hours until Dr.Saad came ok? anyway we went to walk a little around the school(which isnt allowed! We sneaked ) and we have this boy yeah/ I swear hes hilarious! Its like hes put of his mind half the time! I think he takes drugs I swear to god hes stupid! He does the stupidest things ever!!!! Just talk to him for a while and you´ll know. But u get used to it. Anyway we were walking aND THEre Were THESE 2 POLES. WITH A CHAIN IN THE MIODDLE. AND HES JUST WALKING AND HE TRIPS OVER THEM!and he spins like twice loooooooooooool!! U shouldve seen it it was hilarious!!!! And then He just layed on the floor! And Sheref posed and took a pic next to him OMG it was comedy!!
You have reminded me of what it is like to be 15 and how stupid the boys are/were.............. all gawky and uncoordinated and desperate to impress the girls I remember when one of these gawky creatures set fire the to science lecture theatre and the same one passing out when we had to disect the frogs in biology!!!!
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13 Nov 2008 Thu 10:56 pm |
This is actually funny...of course if it was the media destorting the truth about Obama your reaction would be quite different. You are so predictable Alameda... The media just can´t let her go. If you want to talk about qualified...............
Well let me see....
BA in political science (with a specialization in international relations) from Columbia University.
Community organizer, he then realized he needed to know law...so he became...
JD Graduate of Harvard Law School (Juris Doctor degree, magna cum laude) and President of the Harvard Law Review .
Civil rights attorney
Constitutional law professor for 12 years
State Senator for 8 years
Chairman of the Illinois State Senate Health and Human Services Committee.
US Senator.
Member of the US Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Environment and Public Works Committee, and Veterans ’ Affairs Committee.
Author.
Husband and father of two daughters.
Board member of the Joyce Foundation, the Woods Fund of Chicago, and the Chicago Annenberg Challenge.
Honors:
Grammy award winner (Spoken Word category).
Honored by the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences (for narration of one of his books).
Honorary doctor of laws degree from the University of Massachusetts Boston (for among other things, "advancing and protecting the interests of the less fortunate"2)
He seems very qualified to me, and may I note, a majority of the world´s population.
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263. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 03:43 am |
a friend of mine mispronounced ´Petite´ as "Per-tight´ lol
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264. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 07:07 pm |
this made me laugh:
"hey dear...thanks god for adding you among us.... you are an indispensible spice for our classroom...
now my own words: never loose the smile on your face...never loose the light in your eyes...im very proud of knowing you...by standing with me in my bad days you proved what a sweet heart you have....never loose the beauty of your heart...go on lighting this murky world...i would miss many beauty if you wouldnt born....i also want to thank your parents ....iyi ki dogdun
happy birthday "
ps: "thank your parents" is great
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265. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 07:49 pm |
Hey beach!
TC was a different place then (i.e. full of NICE people).
You can criticise ME all you want, but don´t mock canim Ramayan....
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266. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 08:14 pm |
Hey beach!
TC was a different place then (i.e. full of NICE people).
You can criticise ME all you want, but don´t mock canim Ramayan....
oh shut up, pls.
btw, happy birthday!
no cake, no flowers for calling me the place where people lay naked.
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267. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 08:40 pm |
oh shut up, pls.
btw, happy birthday!
no cake, no flowers for calling me the place where people lay naked.
Well, maybe some bed people lay naked...but I am always in my burka!
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268. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 09:11 pm |
I had a sweet little spam today....."hi. how old are you". I told him I am 95!!
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269. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 09:13 pm |
I had a sweet little spam today....."hi. how old are you". I told him I am 95!!
He´ll never know unless you take your burka off! Why did you have to tell him the truth?
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270. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 09:19 pm |
He´ll never know unless you take your burka off! Why did you have to tell him the truth?
You don´t think he can tell?
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271. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 09:27 pm |
You don´t think he can tell?
I think you still look good for 95!
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272. |
14 Nov 2008 Fri 09:46 pm |
okay, the whole class had chemistry office hours after school(in school this time) but that day was a half day so everybody waited 2 hours until Dr.Saad came ok? anyway we went to walk a little around the school(which isnt allowed! We sneaked ) and we have this boy yeah/ I swear hes hilarious! Its like hes put of his mind half the time! I think he takes drugs I swear to god hes stupid! He does the stupidest things ever!!!! Just talk to him for a while and you´ll know. But u get used to it. Anyway we were walking aND THEre Were THESE 2 POLES. WITH A CHAIN IN THE MIODDLE. AND HES JUST WALKING AND HE TRIPS OVER THEM!and he spins like twice loooooooooooool!! U shouldve seen it it was hilarious!!!! And then He just layed on the floor! And Sheref posed and took a pic next to him OMG it was comedy!!
it sounds like a bullying
+1
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15 Nov 2008 Sat 05:00 pm |
Bullying?
NO!!!
Hes like teh class clown so he was acting!
And who bullied him? he fell!! NAd then played dead!!
He posted the pix on facebook!
I dont think hed do that if it was bullying
BUT OMG u shouldve seen the pix, him just laying there with his legs open and tongue out!!!!!
LMAO!!!!REAAAAAAAALLY!!
but he really did trip over the chain and that mustve hurt!
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274. |
15 Nov 2008 Sat 05:40 pm |
your first post showed that he was bullied. your second post tells us hes a brilliant boy with an extra super sense of humour (not stupid as you suggest).
you decide which one is true.
Bullying?
NO!!!
Hes like teh class clown so he was acting!
And who bullied him? he fell!! NAd then played dead!!
He posted the pix on facebook!
I dont think hed do that if it was bullying
BUT OMG u shouldve seen the pix, him just laying there with his legs open and tongue out!!!!!
LMAO!!!!REAAAAAAAALLY!!
but he really did trip over the chain and that mustve hurt!
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275. |
15 Nov 2008 Sat 08:33 pm |
your first post showed that he was bullied. your second post tells us hes a brilliant boy with an extra super sense of humour (not stupid as you suggest).
you decide which one is true.
I am again falling in love with femme... someone step in and stop me please...
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276. |
16 Nov 2008 Sun 12:50 am |
The Prince of Wales Birthday Concert...... I love to complain about my fellow Brits, but I have to say I love our irreverence and humour. The finale with Eric Idle singing "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" was very very funny
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16 Nov 2008 Sun 12:54 pm |
your first post showed that he was bullied. your second post tells us hes a brilliant boy with an extra super sense of humour (not stupid as you suggest).
you decide which one is true.
Doudi, just so that you know, Femm has a strange, warped sense of humour which only a very few can understand, cos mostly she sounds like she has a big chip on her shoulder .
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16 Nov 2008 Sun 01:29 pm |
Doudi, just so that you know, Femm has a strange, warped sense of humour which only a very few can understand, cos mostly she sounds like she has a big chip on her shoulder .
By saying this, you are rendering Femme´s comments as invalid, when in fact she was making a very good point.
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16 Nov 2008 Sun 02:38 pm |
By saying this, you are rendering Femme´s comments as invalid, when in fact she was making a very good point.
In my view Fem was making a joke! If kids laughing at someone who is a joker and playing to the crowd is called bullying, then please give me strength
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16 Nov 2008 Sun 03:26 pm |
Doudi, just so that you know, Femm has a strange, warped sense of humour which only a very few can understand, cos mostly she sounds like she has a big chip on her shoulder .
read doudi´s first post and then second. two different stories. one sounds bullying over poor boy, the other sounds just an average innocent jokes made in every average schools.
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16 Nov 2008 Sun 03:29 pm |
By saying this, you are rendering Femme´s comments as invalid, when in fact she was making a very good point.
i suppose libra hasnt read any of the posts, but decided to drop her two pennies in her own style. it doesnt matter what femme wrote, i hate her anyway.
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282. |
16 Nov 2008 Sun 04:17 pm |
Now, where is the laughter in this thread?! lol ah there!
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283. |
16 Nov 2008 Sun 05:18 pm |
This smiley made me laugh today - it suits me so well
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284. |
17 Nov 2008 Mon 07:15 pm |
read doudi´s first post and then second. two different stories. one sounds bullying over poor boy, the other sounds just an average innocent jokes made in every average schools.
OMg no no!! I didnt mean it in taht way at all!!! Nagaty (BTw his name is mohamed but coz there are so many moahmeds and ahmeds..etc etc we cal, them all by their last last name) never gets bullied! And when is ay stupid, believe me i dont mean it in the "stupid" "stupid" but just like normal "stupid" (is that understandable???) i just use stupid as one of my daily vocab words!
I hate peopel who bully, and i feel soo sorry for the people whod o get bullied..
Like this one boy, he gets really really good grades, but i dont know theres somethign wrong with him .. (they say its coz his parents are cousins, i dont know.. )
But really the girls always stop the boys when they bully him, and hes soo weak, but he tries to fight with them and stuff.. its soo sad!!! (BTW not real fight, play fight) but they just like throw stuff at him and things... soo sad!! Really!!
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285. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 04:05 am |
Dudu turf wars!!!
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286. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 11:35 am |
CANLI´s addiction to delete the posts.
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287. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 11:41 am |
CANLI´s addiction to delete the posts.
Ãm glad i made you laugh dear,i wish this would make your day and make you stop advocate some members for a while
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 11:51 am |
Ãm glad i made you laugh dear,i wish this would make your day and make you stop advocate some members for a while
a la egyptian freedom of speech
doesnt fit? cut it. silence.
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 11:54 am |
i will repaste my deleted post here.
"canli, you probably learnt all the rules by heart and sing them every morning along the adhan placing your hand on your heart, swearing to delete more and more posts. to make tc more peaceful and silent, shovelling european style cakes into mouths of members"
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291. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 12:00 pm |
Hee hee ,actually this was not exactly your deleted post but close
So let me provide it to you
Quoting femmeous
offffff you are tiring with your police regime. you probably know all the rules by heart and sing them every morning along adhan putting your hand on your heart. and swear to delete more and more posts by each day
à dont have any problem in reposting your post here femmeous,we are off the topics already
The rules again
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 02:59 pm |
the second was better
you know its even when you delete i produce better versions hahaha.
thank you for posting the original, our egyptian police regime.
Hee hee ,actually this was not exactly your deleted post but close
So let me provide it to you
Quoting femmeous
offffff you are tiring with your police regime. you probably know all the rules by heart and sing them every morning along adhan putting your hand on your heart. and swear to delete more and more posts by each day
à dont have any problem in reposting your post here femmeous,we are off the topics already
The rules again
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 03:05 pm |
the second was better
you know its even when you delete i produce better versions hahaha.
thank you for posting the original, our egyptian police regime.
You are creative my dear,what can i say ?!
à just aim to please ....and dont get any ideas lol
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295. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 06:25 pm |
Hee...heee,its Canlý not Canle
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296. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 06:45 pm |
hahaha this is hilarious!
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297. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 06:46 pm |
Hee...heee,its Canlý not Canle
i could expect that it didnt occur to your mind that the computer program doesnt read and zhanli.
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299. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 06:54 pm |
We need a little smiley sitting on a chair .....then laughing and falling off! I love these little cartoons!
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300. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 06:55 pm |
We need a little smiley sitting on a chair .....then laughing and falling off! I love these little cartoons!
Offffffff I should have written "ash come" instead of "ashkum" offfffffff
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301. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:08 pm |
Offffffff I should have written "ash come" instead of "ashkum" offfffffff
maybe you should provide with subtitles?
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302. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:09 pm |
maybe you should provide with subtitles?
Yesssssssss! I could post them in the translation forum . You are a genius
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303. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:09 pm |
Offffffff I should have written "ash come" instead of "ashkum" offfffffff
what is ashkum? or is it ashkiiiim?
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304. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:10 pm |
what is ashkum? or is it ashkiiiim?
Yeah but phonetically it is more "ashcum" than "askim" eh?
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305. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:19 pm |
Yeah but phonetically it is more "ashcum" than "askim" eh?
donno, you know it better, you are longer on TC, and you studied it, askim.
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306. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:20 pm |
Yeah but phonetically it is more "ashcum" than "askim" eh?
Yeah,and try janlo too,maybe it can be closer than that janle ?
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307. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:25 pm |
i could expect that it didnt occur to your mind that the computer program doesnt read and zhanli.
Ohhh,it does not read !
Then she dictates it,record it...or many there is a little people inside that do the job ?!
Ohhhh,femmeous im compleatly lost here,and cant do without you as usual would you explain ?!
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308. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:42 pm |
Ohhh,it does not read !
Then she dictates it,record it...or many there is a little people inside that do the job ?!
Maybe I can help. These are different from the little people who live inside our PC and phones (you DO remember to feed them don´t you? )
These are little people you can call up and ask them to act out a play for you on the computer. They then call the little people inside your PC, they get together for a party to discuss the matter, then, finally, you get the kind of wonderful theatre that I just posted
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309. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:47 pm |
Offffffffffff! I could open the first one yesterday but today none will open!
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310. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:48 pm |
Offffffffffff! I could open the first one yesterday but today none will open!
Ouh! I should write one about YOU then. It would be even more frustrating
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:50 pm |
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312. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:50 pm |
Maybe I can help. These are different from the little people who live inside our PC and phones (you DO remember to feed them don´t you? )
These are little people you can call up and ask them to act out a play for you on the computer. They then call the little people inside your PC, they get together for a party to discuss the matter, then, finally, you get the kind of wonderful theatre that I just posted
i keep to my own imagination how programmes work
this is too complicated, couldnt you use more simple wording?
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 07:56 pm |
Maybe I can help. These are different from the little people who live inside our PC and phones (you DO remember to feed them don´t you? )
These are little people you can call up and ask them to act out a play for you on the computer. They then call the little people inside your PC, they get together for a party to discuss the matter, then, finally, you get the kind of wonderful theatre that I just posted
Yes,i remember to feed them dont worry lol
Ps: Thanks for the laugh
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18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:04 pm |
Are you going to write one about all 19.000 members?
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316. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:04 pm |
what did they say?
i understand one word only "impossible"
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317. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:10 pm |
what did they say?
i understand one word only "impossible"
Pea brain
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318. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:13 pm |
Pea brain
they said pea brain? where?
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321. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:23 pm |
Hahahahahaha
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322. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:24 pm |
instead of femme or fum, you just write FARM,
instead of canli, you write ZHANLI
it works better
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324. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:27 pm |
awww, so sweet of you
but its FARM not fem.
uneducated brits!
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325. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:28 pm |
awww, so sweet of you
but its FARM not fem.
uneducated brits!
FARM?
In English we say it as FEM. Like FEM FATAL :S
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326. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:30 pm |
I think this your funniest yet!!
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327. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:30 pm |
These cartoons are so funny, pity they are only in English.
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328. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:30 pm |
FARM?
In English we say it as FEM. Like FEM FATAL :S
Apparently, Borat has been calling herself Farm Fatal!
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329. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:33 pm |
FARM?
In English we say it as FEM. Like FEM FATAL :S
then we are more educated than you guys in britain. we prounounce everything in its original phonetics. its FARM Fatale (with a soft L).
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330. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:35 pm |
These cartoons are so funny, pity they are only in English.
you can have them in dutch and even in belgian dutch
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331. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:36 pm |
then we are more educated than you guys in britain. we prounounce everything in its original phonetics. its FARM Fatale (with a soft L).
So what makes your farm so fatal? Are you dying the hair of small animals?
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332. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:36 pm |
These cartoons are so funny, pity they are only in English.
maybe you could make in dutch for us? or in french to educated those english speaking uneducated fat ass amerikans and brits?
wow, im having fun now.
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333. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:38 pm |
So what makes your farm so fatal? Are you dying the hair of small animals?
oh shut up you amerika!
you know nothing about dying animals.
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334. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:39 pm |
you can have them in dutch and even in belgian dutch
Where? And in Flamish?
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335. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:40 pm |
maybe you could make in dutch for us? or in french to educated those english speaking uneducated fat ass amerikans and brits?
wow, im having fun now.
I can make one in Dutch (specially for you of course , but it probably sounds horrible cause many vowels we use are pronounced differently in English.
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336. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 08:44 pm |
I can make one in Dutch (specially for you of course , but it probably sounds horrible cause many vowels we use are pronounced differently in English.
try it
it says: choose your language. so it means they have a dutch speaking programmes? i donno. i didnt try i simply dont know any other than english.
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338. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 09:56 pm |
Hee,nope,not even close lol
Ãt surely not Janliii
Try Janleu...
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339. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 10:05 pm |
i really tried hard to understand
is it something like: hi, im femme, i love amerika. hi im aenigma and i love discussions. yes i love tibet too?
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340. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 10:15 pm |
i really tried hard to understand
is it something like: hi, im femme, i love amerika. hi im aenigma and i love discussions. yes i love tibet too?
You are fantastic! Exactly.... well, almost.... erm.... a little...... ay, wrong.
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341. |
18 Nov 2008 Tue 10:21 pm |
You are fantastic! Exactly.... well, almost.... erm.... a little...... ay, wrong.
awww, you better tell the truth
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344. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 04:58 pm |
i didnt know that you and aenigma are so close. in england?
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345. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 05:03 pm |
How distant can you be in England?
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346. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 06:17 pm |
i didnt know that you and aenigma are so close. in england?
When people are in need I am a softy..
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347. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 07:23 pm |
hilarious, just watched
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348. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 08:30 pm |
They just had in school these obligatory vaccinations (i was sooo scared but they didnt hurt at all ) and what made me alugh is one of my friend´s facebook statuses, loool! His name is Kerim okay?
this is waht he wrote (im sure he didnt make it up!)
"kissin´ spreads germs ´nd germs r hated .but kiss me babe i am vaccinated!!!"
whoever wrote it is sooo clever!!
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349. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 09:25 pm |
LIR and TheA´s conversation!
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350. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 09:27 pm |
Is that IT???!?!?!
I have been waiting for your "verdict" and THIS is what you give us?
Somebody give me the keys to the Executive Lounge IMMEDIATELY - I am taking over!
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351. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 09:32 pm |
Is that IT???!?!?!
I have been waiting for your "verdict" and THIS is what you give us?
Somebody give me the keys to the Executive Lounge IMMEDIATELY - I am taking over!
Muhahahha.... I think you´re a bit paranoid canim!
(I will give my verdict at a more culminating point, let´s see how our adult members resolve their conflict!)
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352. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 09:35 pm |
What a strange kind of moderating it is - thehandsom is frequently called "gay" during arguments by Turks, but he calls someone "paranoid" and it is suggested he apologise?
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353. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 09:49 pm |
This would explain the pink laptop he wanted!
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354. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:04 pm |
This would explain the pink laptop he wanted!
Elisabeth please do not doctor people´s posts. This is the second unacceptable thing you have done in the last 10 minutes - we are watching you
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355. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:08 pm |
This would explain the pink laptop he wanted!
You right lis...he was upset you didn´t send him the pink one..Maybe he saw your other dudu with it..
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356. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:15 pm |
I am sorry, but I am from the US.....and I didn´t understand that this was unacceptable! Now I am insulted! Do I have to delete my post now?
Elisabeth please do not doctor people´s posts. This is the second unacceptable thing you have done in the last 10 minutes - we are watching you
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357. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:18 pm |
You right lis...he was upset you didn´t send him the pink one..Maybe he saw your other dudu with it..
My other dudu is too manly for pink....I thought handsom was just very secure in his manhood!
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358. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:22 pm |
This would explain the pink laptop he wanted!
this is sexist!!! why men would not want a pink laptop, eh?
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359. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:24 pm |
I am sorry, but I am from the US.....and I didn´t understand that this was unacceptable! Now I am insulted! Do I have to delete my post now?
Nope - the fact that you are insulted is enough for me!
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360. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:24 pm |
this is sexist!!! why men would not want a pink laptop, eh?
Are you taking this as a personal insult?
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361. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:25 pm |
this is sexist!!! why men would not want a pink laptop, eh?
Are you taking this as a personal insult?
Hmmm......I bet admin has a pink laptop!!
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362. |
19 Nov 2008 Wed 10:25 pm |
Nope - the fact that you are insulted is enough for me!
I am so glad you´re happy now!
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363. |
20 Nov 2008 Thu 12:21 am |
Reading some of these posts....quite funny..
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364. |
20 Nov 2008 Thu 06:11 pm |
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing
Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847
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365. |
20 Nov 2008 Thu 06:49 pm |
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1x33ZuqtL5k&feature=related
For any one who has ever experienced london´s wonderful public transport
(this is the censored version!!)
Shameless plug!!
London Underground Single Launch --------------------------------
Our funky, punky, new recording of the London Undeground Song is now on iTunes. Please please buy it because:
1. 100% of proceeds go to Macmillan Cancer Support. It´s our big Christmas charity push this year. We can raise shedloads.
2. If enough people buy it this week it´ll get into the charts and then they´ll have to play it on the radio. Hahaha."
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366. |
20 Nov 2008 Thu 10:24 pm |
I don´t know if it was laugh....but it was very amusing....getting my cat into a carrier to take to the vet.....then the strange sounds he made on the way there.
Had to turn the carrier upside and shake to get him out of it.
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367. |
20 Nov 2008 Thu 11:51 pm |
Captain Garbage and Natalie-Pussy - two of our fast moving friends............... Iwish I had been more adventurous with my nic name
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370. |
21 Nov 2008 Fri 06:50 pm |
Nothing....somebody PLEASE say something funny!
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371. |
21 Nov 2008 Fri 07:06 pm |
Nothing....somebody PLEASE say something funny!
Ermmmmm (pressure pressure) ....
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372. |
21 Nov 2008 Fri 07:22 pm |
Well, just for Elisabeth, I googled "funniest video" and found this. I must admit it really did make me laugh out loud
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZCoIege8oM
That prat in the car deserved to get a smack in the mouth from the airbag
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373. |
21 Nov 2008 Fri 08:03 pm |
Well, just for Elisabeth, I googled "funniest video" and found this. I must admit it really did make me laugh out loud
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZCoIege8oM
That prat in the car deserved to get a smack in the mouth from the airbag
Thank you.....you made my day!!! That little old lady is awesome....I would have loved to do the samething!
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374. |
21 Nov 2008 Fri 09:43 pm |
Well, just for Elisabeth, I googled "funniest video" and found this. I must admit it really did make me laugh out loud
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZCoIege8oM
That prat in the car deserved to get a smack in the mouth from the airbag
Thank you !
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375. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 06:00 pm |
A discussion with friends about relationships,and they should be build on understanding,closeness...etc
A friend added in a serious tone,´also some big plastics bags and a good,big sharp knife,would be better if we measure the sizes ´ lol
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376. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 08:18 pm |
The stern telling off I just got from ZulfuLivaneli in the translation forum!!!
I feel like I am in school
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377. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 08:28 pm |
The stern telling off I just got from ZulfuLivaneli in the translation forum!!!
I feel like I am in school
....and not for the first time today I bet!!
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378. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 08:33 pm |
....and not for the first time today I bet!!
Ouh you are so canny
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379. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:30 pm |
The stern telling off I just got from ZulfuLivaneli in the translation forum!!!
I feel like I am in school
You only wrote 6 lines as a punishment, that is nothing.
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380. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:33 pm |
You only wrote 6 lines as a punishment, that is nothing.
It was enough to signify my deep humiliation and humbleness
ouh I don´t think this word exists!!!! ermm Humility
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381. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:40 pm |
It was enough to signify my deep humiliation and humbleness
ouh I don´t think this word exists!!!! ermm Humility
lol evening all.....
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382. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:41 pm |
so far I have been sent to the corner in disgrace, (with my hands on my head.....for half an hour!), AND I had to endure writing lines.....then.....as if that weren´t bad enough....I had to hand out election forms to the class.....
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383. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:43 pm |
so far I have been sent to the corner in disgrace, (with my hands on my head.....for half an hour!), AND I had to endure writing lines.....then.....as if that weren´t bad enough....I had to hand out election forms to the class.....
You did it all yourself! If you were sent, I think the punishment would be more severe (as far as I think TheAenigma would give you...)
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384. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:45 pm |
You did it all yourself! If you were sent, I think the punishment would be more severe (as far as I think TheAenigma would give you...)
only coz I saw the stern look in everyones eyes..... I was hoping to get the cane....but.... no such luck he he he
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385. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 09:46 pm |
Five empty postings, two and a half months after the translation. Yes, that makes sense.
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386. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 10:15 pm |
....I had to hand out election forms to the class.....
I hope you remembered to tell them where to but the ´X´ in the box!
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387. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 10:22 pm |
Five empty postings, two and a half months after the translation. Yes, that makes sense.
Yes I saw it too
Maybe ´s´ is code for something?
Or she wants ´s´ translated?
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388. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 10:23 pm |
Yes I saw it too
Maybe ´s´ is code for something?
Or she wants ´s´ translated?
Could also be the start of a new translation request. Every two and a half months she´ll add a letter....
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389. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 11:01 pm |
only coz I saw the stern look in everyones eyes..... I was hoping to get the cane....but.... no such luck he he he
Are you sure you aren´t lesluv????
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390. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 11:12 pm |
Could also be the start of a new translation request. Every two and a half months she´ll add a letter....
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391. |
22 Nov 2008 Sat 11:13 pm |
I dont want to cause offense but.......
In the translation forum...." am chatting with my husband/wife. When I finish I´ll come back to you"
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392. |
23 Nov 2008 Sun 03:54 am |
à was searching for a recipe to Koshary which is a Traditional Egyptian meal to send it to a friend,and i found this
They are shooting this video to send to one of their friends,the man is saying very funny comments.
Acting as if they are shooting a cooking program in the name of his wife, and mean while he is making advertisements about things to use in case of suffering of burnings lol
And teasing his wife a little
Then another about what he drinks.
Then their kids came,who seems was watching the TV so he came asked his mother to buy something popcorn it seems to collect some toys coming with them ´i couldnt hear the boy well´
His mother said ´hader,hader´ means ok,ok.
Then the man kept saying funny comments,and then the boy comes again,asking what will they eat today,or they wont eat anything for that day lol
His mother shush him with low voice asking him to leave lol
At the end of the part 2,i discovered that nor the woman nor the man knew how to make koshary well and they were making wild guesses after all lol
But came nearly correct
They are Egyptian ´can tell by the language ´ but living in Arab country,the man was complaining about the cooker is getting dirty and he will have to bring the cleaning lady and pay her 40 Darhem ´currency of an Arab country´
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOs9z_sIkCg&feature=related
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393. |
24 Nov 2008 Mon 06:27 pm |
Posting in the translation forum under two different nicknames can get very confusing - especially if you forget which nick you are posting under!!!
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394. |
24 Nov 2008 Mon 06:38 pm |
Posting in the translation forum under two different nicknames can get very confusing - especially if you forget which nick you are posting under!!!
lisa, you spy girl
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395. |
24 Nov 2008 Mon 06:40 pm |
Posting in the translation forum under two different nicknames can get very confusing - especially if you forget which nick you are posting under!!!
Hmmm, wonder if I know who you are talking about....
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396. |
24 Nov 2008 Mon 06:48 pm |
lisa, you spy girl
you are not lisa but lir
lir, pm me pls
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397. |
25 Nov 2008 Tue 04:26 am |
Offff yapayyy...I can´t wait to see this to my mother...when she starts nagging me..
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398. |
25 Nov 2008 Tue 04:55 am |
Offff yapayyy...I can´t wait to see this to my mother...when she starts nagging me..
Ohhh My,what have i done !
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399. |
25 Nov 2008 Tue 07:04 pm |
Real life stories from Doctors........
1. A man dashes into the our A&E dept. and yells . . . ´My wife´s going to have her baby in the taxi´.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady´s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis.............. and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow
2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient´s anterior chest wall. ´Big breaths,´ I instructed.
´Yes, they used to be,´. . . replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas´s Bath
3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ´massive internal fart.´
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Royal London Hosp.
4. During a patient´s two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
´Which one?´. . .. I asked.
´The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I´m running out of places to put it!´
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn´t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk General
5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked ´How long is it since you´ve been bed-ridden?´
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .´Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.´
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent
6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked. ´So how was your breakfast this morning?´
´It´s very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can´t seem to get used to the taste.´. . . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ´KY Jelly.´
Submitted by Dr. Leonard J. Brandon . Bristol Infirmary.
7. A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read ´KEEP OFF THE GRASS.´
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient´s dressing, which read ´SORRY…. HAD TO MOW THE LAWN.´
Submitted by Staff Nurse Elaine Fogerty , King George Hosp Ilford (Dr. wouldn´t submit his name)
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400. |
26 Nov 2008 Wed 12:54 am |
´How long is it since you´ve been bed-ridden?´
Is the correct answer "Sunday Morning"?
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401. |
26 Nov 2008 Wed 01:59 am |
´How long is it since you´ve been bed-ridden?´
Is the correct answer "Sunday Morning"?
young lady
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402. |
26 Nov 2008 Wed 08:44 am |
Real life stories from Doctors........
LLLLL!!!!!!!!
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403. |
27 Nov 2008 Thu 05:26 pm |
in our class his names omar, hes sooooo fuuny! Nad hes a huge trouble maker, all the teachers hate him, hes kicked out of all the sessions, he got suspended quite a few times, but we all loooove him!
Anyway, we were in the middle of class and everybody was sooo quite and then out of no where he just came out and siad " I luff shinese food!!!"
(loooooooooooooooooool!! get ity, i love chinese food???!!)
OMg it was hilarioussssssssssssssss the way he says it OMG!
everybody was laughing omg it was crazy, we always take advantages of situations like this, we dont stop laughing, so the session ends quickly and the yteachjer spends half of it shouting at us and quiting us
But that was hilarioooooooous!
"I luff shinese food!!"
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404. |
27 Nov 2008 Thu 05:31 pm |
in our class his names omar, hes sooooo fuuny! Nad hes a huge trouble maker, all the teachers hate him, hes kicked out of all the sessions, he got suspended quite a few times, but we all loooove him!
Anyway, we were in the middle of class and everybody was sooo quite and then out of no where he just came out and siad " I luff shinese food!!!"
(loooooooooooooooooool!! get ity, i love chinese food???!!)
OMg it was hilarioussssssssssssssss the way he says it OMG!
everybody was laughing omg it was crazy, we always take advantages of situations like this, we dont stop laughing, so the session ends quickly and the yteachjer spends half of it shouting at us and quiting us
But that was hilarioooooooous!
"I luff shinese food!!"
You nearly make me want to join your class!
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405. |
27 Nov 2008 Thu 06:02 pm |
A PM from "guesswhoiam" asking "guess who I am"
As I thought "Temora" was AlphaF or Lapin for the first couple of weeks, then I am hardly the best person to guess
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406. |
27 Nov 2008 Thu 06:34 pm |
A PM from "guesswhoiam" asking "guess who I am"
As I thought "Temora" was AlphaF or Lapin for the first couple of weeks, then I am hardly the best person to guess
Well presumably we can rule you out!!!
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407. |
27 Nov 2008 Thu 07:35 pm |
Well presumably we can rule you out!!!
Unless I am double-bluffing!!!
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408. |
27 Nov 2008 Thu 09:13 pm |
A line from a movie: "If god forbid god exists, god willing god protects us"
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410. |
28 Nov 2008 Fri 11:46 pm |
Haha! Well you do have to credit him with getting straight to the point! My answer would begin with f and o
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411. |
28 Nov 2008 Fri 11:56 pm |
Haha! Well you do have to credit him with getting straight to the point! My answer would begin with f and o
Mine would begin with f and end with f (I am not sure about yours! )
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412. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 12:01 am |
Mine would begin with f and end with f (I am not sure about yours! )
Same:
Two words:
First word begins with F
Second word begins with O
final results = single life and money still in your purse
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413. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 12:50 am |
Mike McIntyre live at the Apollo Theatre!
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414. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 04:55 pm |
My little black cat ........... asleep beside the toilet!
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416. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 06:47 pm |
Mine would begin with f and end with f (I am not sure about yours! )
F & F?? F & O?? What´s this for secret code?
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418. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 06:57 pm |
You need 5 ´votes´.......
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419. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 06:58 pm |
You need 5 ´votes´.......
Hmmmm I will not be sending any PMs for a while - I can see what would happen now
It is all a big Turkish conspiracy! DK just sent me a PM - she will wait for my reply and then delete as spam too
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420. |
29 Nov 2008 Sat 07:01 pm |
Hmmmm I will not be sending any PMs for a while - I can see what would happen now
It is all a big Turkish conspiracy! DK just sent me a PM - she will wait for my reply and then delete as spam too
That´s an idea......
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421. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 01:16 am |
happy St Andrews day tomorrow to all our scottish members
im off for some Irn Bru.........cheers
Damn,I forgot about St Andrew´s Day. In Poland it´s a witchcraft night. All single girls do home magic to see who they´ll marry
Bu, seriously, if you´re curious about our future, melt a candle and our it through a key hole (you need an old key) into a bowl of water. What comes out awaits you next year
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422. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 10:06 am |
happy St Andrews day tomorrow to all our scottish members
im off for some Irn Bru.........cheers
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7751243.stm
I could think of better ways to celebrate or mark the occasion......
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423. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 10:13 am |
A plea from the RSPB
Now that we are approaching the coldest time of the year, may I please make an impassioned plea about something close to my heart.
Winter is here and - with frozen ground and leafless trees - our native birds are finding food very scarce. Please, please, please go to your nearest pet shop (or supermarket selling pet food), and purchase one or two mesh bags of nuts to hang out for our feathered friends.
On a freezing cold winter´s morning there can be no finer sight than to see a pair of tits around your nut sack.
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424. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 10:30 am |
Thanks FamilyGuy and to all scots have a good St Andrews Day. I will maybe have a girders myself instead of my usual ovaltine before I retire tonight.
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425. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 12:48 pm |
The translation forum was such fun last night that when I logged in and saw Cat´s change to forum rules I felt sure it would be something like "Aenigma and Trudy must stay away from the Translation Forum"
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426. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 12:53 pm |
She didn´t mention MY name......
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427. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 12:54 pm |
I just caught up with it this morning and it looked like ´good clean fun´ to me and I don´t think anyone was complaining were they?
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428. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 12:55 pm |
I just caught up with it this morning and it looked like ´good clean fun´ to me and I don´t think anyone was complaining were they?
Noooooooooo (Only that nasty thehairy)
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429. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 12:58 pm |
F & F?? F & O?? What´s this for secret code?
It´s the same two words ........................... but you know we English sisters can never agree , so:
I said "the first letter of two words "f*** & o*) and Ae says "the first letter of the first word and the last letter of the second word" (f*** & *f)
confused???
I am, I need coffee.................
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430. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 12:58 pm |
Does that mean I can keep my job as Hostess of the Translation Forum LIR?
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431. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 01:00 pm |
Does that mean I can keep my job as Hostess of the Translation Forum LIR?
Only when you do that belly dancing act from now on yourself instead of unload it the others....
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432. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 01:01 pm |
It´s the same two words ........................... but you know we English sisters can never agree , so:
I said "the first letter of two words "f*** & o*) and Ae says "the first letter of the first word and the last letter of the second word" (f*** & *f)
confused???
I am, I need coffee.................
English four letter word with an F? Fine, free, fake...
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433. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 01:08 pm |
Does that mean I can keep my job as Hostess of the Translation Forum LIR?
Well you seemed to be doing a very good job...how about a month´s trial? (Payment will be the usual seasonal fruit of course )
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434. |
30 Nov 2008 Sun 01:37 pm |
Well you seemed to be doing a very good job...how about a month´s trial? (Payment will be the usual seasonal fruit of course )
Deal! (No more prunes though please )
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435. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 03:56 am |
I´m on a couple of social networking sites, but I keep getting them mixed up.
I get MySpace confused with FaceBook.
It´s a bit embarrassing because I keep inviting men to come on MyFace.
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436. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 04:22 am |
I keep inviting men to come on MyFace.
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437. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 09:44 am |
I keep inviting men to come on MyFace.
Tami it appeared on the "Latest Discussion messages" as if YOU were saying that... I was soooooooo shocked!
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438. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:11 am |
I noticed that too.
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439. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:12 am |
I noticed that too.
So, I did you a favour by covering it
You owe me breakfast .... hadi get in the kitchen NOW!
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440. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:21 am |
So, I did you a favour by covering it
You owe me breakfast .... hadi get in the kitchen NOW!
a Turkish male in kitchensounds disastrous
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441. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:24 am |
a Turkish male in kitchensounds disastrous
Hmmmm maybe you are right
OK I should go and make it myself! I think we achieved covering up Lesluv´s naughty post now
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442. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:25 am |
a Turkish male in kitchensounds disastrous
A new experience, Tami?
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443. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:29 am |
A new experience, Tami?
not really, but the last time I cooked I was about set fire in the house
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444. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:39 am |
not really, but the last time I cooked I was about set fire in the house
Is this then maybe a solution for you:
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445. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 11:11 am |
Is this then maybe a solution for you:
that might work
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446. |
08 Dec 2008 Mon 10:31 am |
Hmmmm maybe you are right
OK I should go and make it myself! I think we achieved covering up Lesluv´s naughty post now
I don´t know what you mean.....maybe just dirty minds???
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447. |
10 Dec 2008 Wed 02:00 am |
WIFE:What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don´t you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn´t you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I´d get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it´s a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she´s left-handed. WIFE: - silence - - HUSBAND: F.*.%.k ....
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448. |
10 Dec 2008 Wed 10:52 am |
Is this then maybe a solution for you:
Is there any subject that a Dummies book does not cover - *tsk*
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449. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 12:28 am |
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she´ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she´ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she´ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she´ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, you might think twice before giving her any crap.
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450. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 12:53 am |
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she´ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she´ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she´ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she´ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, you might think twice before giving her any crap.
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451. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 04:36 am |
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she´ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she´ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she´ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she´ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, you might think twice before giving her any crap.
Ohhhh,so true....if only men learn ! lol
Ama that if shows it would only shows how generous we are
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452. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 03:33 pm |
If you give her groceries, she´ll give you a meal.
Try telling my girlie that - she cannot cook
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454. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 08:03 pm |
Snowman picking his nose...
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455. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 08:34 pm |
This is not very politically correct, Trudy!!!
HAHAHAHA.....but I love this guy.
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456. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 08:47 pm |
where are my virgins?
i kill you
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457. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 09:04 pm |
This is not very politically correct, Trudy!!!
HAHAHAHA.....but I love this guy.
Should I be?
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458. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 09:33 pm |
Should I be?
absolutely not!!
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459. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 09:37 pm |
Should I be?
arent you afraid of ahmed?
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460. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 09:43 pm |
arent you afraid of ahmed?
Bed westerners are never afraid!
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461. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 09:47 pm |
Bed westerners are never afraid!
I strongly oppose to this title of ´bed westerner´! I am an EVIL CLOG!! And that´s quite different. Ha!
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462. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:01 pm |
I strongly oppose to this title of ´bed westerner´! I am an EVIL CLOG!! And that´s quite different. Ha!
Clogs are evil...about broke my leg.
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463. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:03 pm |
I strongly oppose to this title of ´bed westerner´! I am an EVIL CLOG!! And that´s quite different. Ha!
ahahaha you read my mind. i was just going to call you dutch clog
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464. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:05 pm |
Clogs are evil...about broke my leg.
And nice they are......
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465. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:10 pm |
how can you wear them?
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466. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:11 pm |
I don´t.
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467. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:16 pm |
How can anyone wear them? Do they put aersoles in them?
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468. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 10:22 pm |
How can anyone wear them? Do they put aersoles in them?
Nope. You only need lots of callus (and if you don´t have that, you´ll get it soon after the blisters are cured..... )
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469. |
13 Dec 2008 Sat 01:19 am |
Putting my face on each one of these!!
LOOOL! Theyve got some pretty good stuff!
Just try it
www.photofunia.com
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470. |
13 Dec 2008 Sat 02:43 am |
Putting my face on each one of these!!
LOOOL! Theyve got some pretty good stuff!
Just try it
www.photofunia.com
NOOOOOOOO you cannot advertise this site.....my facebook has been the most original until now!!! gad damn it...every one will have one now
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473. |
14 Dec 2008 Sun 01:09 am |
aw can´t see the pic....booo
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474. |
14 Dec 2008 Sun 01:19 am |
aw can´t see the pic....booo
I attached a link...hmm weird, the pic displays here...
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475. |
14 Dec 2008 Sun 03:32 pm |
I attached a link...hmm weird, the pic displays here...
Go through the motions of modifying the post but don´t make any changes - that seems to make pictures work for some strange reason.......
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476. |
14 Dec 2008 Sun 11:41 pm |
Delia´s Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman´s Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God´s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Delia´s Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman´s Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.
Delia´s Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won´t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman´s Way Tesco´s sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia´s Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it´s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Woman´s Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that´s just tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman´s motto: ´I made it and you will eat it and I don´t care how bad it tastes.´
Delia´s Way Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman´s Way It could keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia´s Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman´s Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka.. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a damn!
Delia´s Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman´s Way Why do I have a man?
Delia´s Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
The Real Woman´s Way Left over wine???? Helloooo
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477. |
15 Dec 2008 Mon 12:42 pm |
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, ´Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.´ Bobby looked up and replied, ´Well, Ms. Smith, you can´t say you weren´t warned.´
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478. |
30 Dec 2008 Tue 11:11 pm |
..... the use of the term..."forcep boy".....never heard that before
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480. |
30 Dec 2008 Tue 11:35 pm |
sometimes they use a bit of force and then you get brain demaged..
Is that what happened to you?
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481. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 01:42 am |
Not alot of good is it when YouTube is banned in turkey.
Unless they subtitle it for exciles
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482. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 12:38 pm |
Not alot of good is it when YouTube is banned in turkey.
But not all TC members are in Turkey!
Me for example!!!
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483. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 02:17 pm |
But not all TC members are in Turkey!
Me for example!!!
Whereas, of course, dogman is!
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484. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 02:25 pm |
Ok, I guess it counts as today as I saw it at 1 am Religulous by Bill Maher - I loved it and almost pissed my pijamas
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485. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 02:41 pm |
almost pissed my pijamas
DD, please..
Dont shutter my dreams..
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486. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 02:45 pm |
DD, please..
Dont shutter my dreams..
Aww sorry! I didn´t realise you consider me some kind of supreme ephemeral being without bodily functions ok, let me rephrase it - I laughed somuch that the magic powder from my halo almost boiled
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488. |
07 Jan 2009 Wed 03:53 pm |
Aww sorry! I didn´t realise you consider me some kind of supreme ephemeral being without bodily functions ok, let me rephrase it - I laughed somuch that the magic powder from my halo almost boiled
I think I prefer the first description
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489. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 10:39 pm |
Trudy´s new picture with the ostriches
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490. |
09 Jan 2009 Fri 10:58 pm |
Trudy´s new picture with the ostriches
Aren´t they cute? And how about that little kitten? It will make CW jealous......
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491. |
10 Jan 2009 Sat 04:46 am |
Aren´t they cute? And how about that little kitten? It will make CW jealous......
It was a great picture! They are very cute.
As far as the kittens go...I was jealous! They are gorgeous animals!!
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492. |
15 Jan 2009 Thu 12:33 pm |
LOOOOLLLLLLL
for the video click here ( i saw this in Kanal D web site )
nobody called and she got mad
Busty TV presenter fined over phone violence
Monday, January 12, 2009
Presenter Adela Lupse goes bonkers during the television programme
A TV station has been fined £1,000 after the presenter on a live phone in quiz show threw a fit after no viewers called in.
Busty presenter Adela Lupse started screaming at the camera, smashed the phone on the ground and then jumped up and down on it before grinding the phone under her foot.
Angry TV bosses fired her after the outburst on Romanian TV station National TV.
But Lupse, who has been the show´s presenter for three years, said: "Maybe I was a bit over the top but I wanted to get people to call - there is a lot of pressure to get people to call in with the correct answer. It was a bad day."
But Romanian TV watchdog the National Audiovisual Council of Romania failed to see the funny side and fined the station £1,089 for the outburst that showed "unjustified violence".
It also ruled that the show be slapped with an X rating and only broadcast after 10pm when children are in bed.
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494. |
16 Jan 2009 Fri 12:53 am |
Something I read:
"If God is a woman, we´ll go to hell but will never know why"
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495. |
16 Jan 2009 Fri 01:01 am |
Isn´t that kid the one who sees dead people?
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496. |
16 Jan 2009 Fri 01:30 am |
Isn´t that kid the one who sees dead people?
oh..... it is... isn´t it, well spotted
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497. |
16 Jan 2009 Fri 01:31 am |
Something I read:
"If God is a woman, we´ll go to hell but will never know why"
written by a man obviously
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498. |
21 Jan 2009 Wed 02:02 am |
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post´s Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year´s winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future (Ouuhhh could this be the explaination to some of tami´s comments )
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn´t get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it´s like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you´ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you´re eating.
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499. |
26 Jan 2009 Mon 10:00 pm |
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
The Washington Post´s Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year´s winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future (Ouuhhh could this be the explaination to some of tami´s comments )
2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn´t get it.
6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it´s like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you´ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you´re eating.
- I love new definitions 1, 5, 9 and 13´ but ´Beelzebug´ has real meaning for me!
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500. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 04:14 am |
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501. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 04:18 am |
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502. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 11:19 am |
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503. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 01:48 pm |
PMSL @ Lessluv
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505. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 02:09 pm |
- (BTW - I love Werther´s Originals!! )
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506. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 05:08 pm |
me too but wouldn´t admit it in public......
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507. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 06:07 pm |
me too but wouldn´t admit it in public......
Well.......that was just between you and me!
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508. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 06:11 pm |
Well.......that was just between you and me!
heh heh I am due to be sectioned tomorrow ha ha
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509. |
27 Jan 2009 Tue 09:33 pm |
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, ´The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.´ So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn´t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey´s Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac pre[script]ion, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
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510. |
28 Jan 2009 Wed 11:27 pm |
Oral contraception by Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."
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511. |
31 Jan 2009 Sat 07:24 pm |
The hysterical PM´s I am receiving from someone. And when I say hysterical, I mean it in every sense of the word.....this person is an emotional train wreck and incredibly comical!!
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512. |
31 Jan 2009 Sat 08:07 pm |
The hysterical PM´s I am receiving from someone. And when I say hysterical, I mean it in every sense of the word.....this person is an emotional train wreck and incredibly comical!!
You promised not to tell that I´ve sent you those!
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513. |
31 Jan 2009 Sat 08:50 pm |
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, ´The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.´ So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn´t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey´s Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac pre[[script]]ion, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
à should try this one then lol
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514. |
01 Feb 2009 Sun 03:26 am |
Well I just finished reading my fifth book in a week and the last one called "Breaking Dawn" I was so engrossed in it that when I read a joke (wasn´t that hilarious) I just burst out into hysterics - My family looked at me as if I went mad!
The joke goes as follows:
How do you drown a dumb blonde?....
By sticking a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool
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515. |
05 Feb 2009 Thu 07:24 pm |
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, ´I have always thought that I´m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?´
Angelina Jolie agreed. ´I´m told I´m the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.´
Brad Pitt said, ´I´m pretty sure I´m the sexiest man alive but I´ve never had it confirmed.´
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking ´mirror, mirror on the wall´ to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ´Well, true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.´
Brad Pitt perked up and said: ´And I know for sure that I´m the sexiest man alive.´
But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said..
´ Who the hell is Lessluv?´
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516. |
05 Feb 2009 Thu 10:22 pm |
I was in the line for a fast food take away with my younger sister, and the boy infront all of a sudden collapsed though he was conscious straight after hitting the ground. I went into first aid mode and asked if he was ok and the manager came round to call a paramedic, but what made me laugh, though at the time I made myself not laugh was he was on of these guys with his trousers half way down his bum and so when he fell over they were even more exposed, and his boxers had a HUGE hole in the back of them!
I was so shocked I didn´t know where to look Though at is bum was far from the list
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517. |
05 Feb 2009 Thu 10:37 pm |
I was in the line for a fast food take away with my younger sister, and the boy infront all of a sudden collapsed though he was conscious straight after hitting the ground. I went into first aid mode and asked if he was ok and the manager came round to call a paramedic, but what made me laugh, though at the time I made myself not laugh was he was on of these guys with his trousers half way down his bum and so when he fell over they were even more exposed, and his boxers had a HUGE hole in the back of them!
I was so shocked I didn´t know where to look Though at is bum was far from the list
Why do they wear there trousers like that? I have an urge to whip them down Really, I do not want to look some scrawny kids pants (boxers) .............
Edited (2/5/2009) by libralady
[Added: Boxers]
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518. |
06 Feb 2009 Fri 12:37 am |
I have an urge to whip them down
ha ha young lady..... I will remind you etiquette in London prevents you from ´whipping´ young men!! please be mindful of this!!
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520. |
07 Feb 2009 Sat 12:49 pm |
ha ha young lady..... I will remind you etiquette in London prevents you from ´whipping´ young men!! please be mindful of this!!
Depends where is london
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521. |
07 Feb 2009 Sat 12:52 pm |
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522. |
08 Feb 2009 Sun 02:11 am |
I took the Queen of the Netherlands unsuspectectly into a gay bar she then declared her undying love for me.....now we are living happily ever after in boratstan
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523. |
08 Feb 2009 Sun 02:16 am |
I´m just innocent!!!!!!
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524. |
08 Feb 2009 Sun 03:23 am |
innocent........my love that´s not what was said on the Northern line canim
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525. |
08 Feb 2009 Sun 04:39 pm |
Mutiple coloured Tutus in a gay bar
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526. |
08 Feb 2009 Sun 05:31 pm |
I took the Queen of the Netherlands unsuspectectly into a gay bar she then declared her undying love for me.....now we are living happily ever after in boratstan
I believe you! I´ve seen what she´s like after a few drinks!
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527. |
08 Feb 2009 Sun 06:03 pm |
Mutiple coloured Tutus in a gay bar
mwahahaha
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528. |
09 Feb 2009 Mon 03:11 pm |
An innocent google for "Turkish Bears" reveals Gay Sites, Gay bars, Hamams, porn sites............... absolutely nothing about bears!
Be more careful how you google springs to mind
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529. |
09 Feb 2009 Mon 09:10 pm |
Why do they wear there trousers like that? I have an urge to whip them down Really, I do not want to look some scrawny kids pants (boxers) .............
It wasn´t the pants that were much of the problem, just the lack of material on his backside - talk about achieving a "cool breeze"
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530. |
09 Feb 2009 Mon 09:21 pm |
I believe you! I´ve seen what she´s like after a few drinks!
As innocent as ever! <whistle>
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531. |
09 Feb 2009 Mon 09:31 pm |
As innocent as ever! <whistle>
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533. |
12 Feb 2009 Thu 03:30 pm |
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE A point of view. Barbara Walters, of Television´s 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms . Walters´ vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms . Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ´Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?´ The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ´Land Mines.´ Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE´S A SMART WOMAN
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534. |
12 Feb 2009 Thu 03:42 pm |
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE
A point of view.
Barbara Walters, of Television´s 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
From Ms . Walters´ vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms . Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ´Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?´
The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ´Land Mines.´
Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE´S A SMART WOMAN
This made me laugh too!
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535. |
12 Feb 2009 Thu 07:31 pm |
WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE
A point of view.
Barbara Walters, of Television´s 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
From Ms . Walters´ vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms . Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ´Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?´
The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ´Land Mines.´
Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE´S A SMART WOMAN
Very smart women!! ha ha
Not so smart man..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlPEHL85Ig
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536. |
13 Feb 2009 Fri 12:02 pm |
Thank you SO much lessluv! How culturally bleak our lives would be without you!
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537. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 12:09 am |
Thank you SO much lessluv! How culturally bleak our lives would be without you!
I´m working to perfect those moves now
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539. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 12:11 pm |
The thread about dudu visas being locked!
I believe this is a first.... even for Turkish Class!
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540. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 12:24 pm |
OK - so now I´ll have a reputation!
(and it was actually a thread about someone trying to get a visa to get INTO Turkey not out btw!!)
Edited (2/14/2009) by lady in red
[added text]
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541. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 12:56 pm |
(and it was actually a thread about someone trying to get a visa to get INTO Turkey not out btw!!)
Hmmm - does that have a factor in it´s lockability then?
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542. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 02:49 pm |
Hmmm - does that have a factor in it´s lockability then?
No but the subsequent slanging mach that followed did.
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543. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 03:21 pm |
The fun you can have by putting someones name in to google and see what you come up with!
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544. |
14 Feb 2009 Sat 03:50 pm |
The fun you can have by putting someones name in to google and see what you come up with!
Oh god.... wait while I get my Pudsey costume...
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545. |
17 Feb 2009 Tue 07:34 pm |
How Turkish men test to see if the iron is hot enough..............
1)
2)
3)
Uhmmm does he look familiar to anyone?????
Edited (2/17/2009) by libralady
[Ladies will love it.......... be sure to watch, ..... ]
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546. |
17 Feb 2009 Tue 09:54 pm |
How Turkish men test to see if the iron is hot enough..............
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Uhmmm does he look familiar to anyone?????
Ooooops!
Edited (2/17/2009) by TheAenigma
Edited (2/17/2009) by TheAenigma
[It pays to watch with sound before making inane comments about phones!....]
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547. |
17 Feb 2009 Tue 11:56 pm |
How Turkish men test to see if the iron is hot enough..............
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Uhmmm does he look familiar to anyone?????
...and isn´t the last comment (from a Turk) ABSOLUTELY CHARMING
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548. |
18 Feb 2009 Wed 12:02 am |
...and isn´t the last comment (from a Turk) ABSOLUTELY CHARMING
You must of heard something other than music
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549. |
18 Feb 2009 Wed 11:23 am |
You must of heard something other than music
......the comments about the výdeo - scroll down to read them.
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550. |
18 Feb 2009 Wed 11:31 am |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXtwNGH_o80
for those who know Turkish
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551. |
18 Feb 2009 Wed 02:04 pm |
You may as well say "everyone except Aenigma )
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552. |
18 Feb 2009 Wed 03:23 pm |
You may as well say "everyone except Aenigma )
heh heh not making much progress myself
Edited (2/18/2009) by lessluv
[got distracted]
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553. |
19 Feb 2009 Thu 01:24 am |
There are three stages of sex in a man´s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
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554. |
19 Feb 2009 Thu 01:53 am |
There are three stages of sex in a man´s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
I am sure you mean NON-Turkish men..
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555. |
19 Feb 2009 Thu 03:35 am |
I am sure you mean NON-Turkish men..
yeah yeah
Edited (2/19/2009) by lessluv
[adding sarcasm]
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556. |
19 Feb 2009 Thu 08:13 am |
...and isn´t the last comment (from a Turk) ABSOLUTELY CHARMING
Lesson 3,945,763 - always read the comments before posting you tube .................. no wonder it gets banned in Turkey
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557. |
20 Feb 2009 Fri 10:36 pm |
Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management´s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 new and innovative ´TRY SAYING´ phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don´t know what the f___ you´re doing.
Number 2 TRY SAYING: She´s an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She´s a f___ing bit__.
Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
Number 4 TRY SAYING: I´m certain that isn´t feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You´ve got to be sh___ing me!
Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn´t involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It´s not my f___ing problem.
Num ber 8 TRY SAYING: That´s interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
Number 9 TRY SAYING: I´m not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won´t work.
Number 10 TRY SAYING: I´ll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn´t you tell me sooner?
Number 11 TRY SA YING: He´s not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He´s got his head up his a__.
Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren´t happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
Number 14 TRY SAYING: I´m a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F __ it , I´m on salary.
Number 15 TRY SAYING: I don´t think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
Number 18 TRY SAYING: He´s somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He´s a pr_ck.
I wonder if it could be adapted for TLC. lol
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558. |
20 Feb 2009 Fri 10:51 pm |
Therefore, a list of 18 new and innovative ´TRY SAYING´ phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
I prefer the "instead of" phrases
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559. |
20 Feb 2009 Fri 10:53 pm |
I prefer the "instead of" phrases
So you weren´t happy with it?
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560. |
20 Feb 2009 Fri 11:09 pm |
So you weren´t happy with it?
Let´s just say I like to express myself colorfully!
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561. |
21 Feb 2009 Sat 02:03 am |
My four year old in the National Art Gallery today shouting really loud "ooooh mommy.....come see.....boooobies" then at the next painting shouted "willie"
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562. |
22 Feb 2009 Sun 02:49 am |
My four year old in the National Art Gallery today shouting really loud "ooooh mommy.....come see.....boooobies" then at the next painting shouted "willie"
Have they started sex education early???
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563. |
23 Feb 2009 Mon 12:05 am |
Seeing my first post in "what made you scared today" thread
I had forgotten about the "Femme/Tami/Pope triangle"
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564. |
23 Feb 2009 Mon 12:23 am |
TC could explode and Babyglam would still be "looking at the main page"
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565. |
23 Feb 2009 Mon 12:41 am |
TC could explode and Babyglam would still be "looking at the main page"
as the most devoted user she deserves a prize..what about putting her nick on TC mouse pad???
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566. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 10:55 am |
Women Drivers in Action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZlhpfCdyS4
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567. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 11:11 am |
Women Drivers in Action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZlhpfCdyS4
Very sexist chiko! - but as it looked to me as if every car involved was a left-hand drive, obviously no ´ethnic British´ women were involved - therefore very funny!!!
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568. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 11:52 am |
Very sexist chiko! - but as it looked to me as if every car involved was a left-hand drive, obviously no ´ethnic British´ women were involved - therefore very funny!!!
it is not sexist at all. it is a fact as certain as 2x2 = 4 especially in Istanbul they really f.ck traffic up
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569. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 12:25 pm |
it is not sexist at all. it is a fact as certain as 2x2 = 4 especially in Istanbul they really f.ck traffic up
Offfff I have to agree with you about women drivers ....
(sorry sisters )
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570. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 01:16 pm |
Offfff I have to agree with you about women drivers ....
(sorry sisters )
Didn´t you mean to say ´....about other women drivers but of course not including me!´
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571. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 01:17 pm |
Didn´t you mean to say ´....about other women drivers but of course not including me!´
Well...no.
I am sorry to say that the worst culprits are the "school run" mums....
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572. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 01:31 pm |
Well...no.
I am sorry to say that the worst culprits are the "school run" mums....
You mean those in their bath robes and slippers dropping the children off and then going back to bed? Those with a bright red "L" (or "R" in the UK) on their windscreen?
Nah, there´s a much worse category - elderly people with hats. Whenever there´s a 100km/h speed limit, it´s inevitable that you meet a car doing 60km/h in front of you. No way they´ll let you take over, they´re glued to the centre of the road. That´s a real pain in the...(no, I won´t follow the new TC donkey trend and use the ass word) in the wheel
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573. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 01:43 pm |
You mean those in their bath robes and slippers dropping the children off and then going back to bed? Those with a bright red "L" (or "R" in the UK) on their windscreen?
what is annoying me (s**t, im starting a new dramma) is that blondes like you or aenigma often forget that you had that big fat red L on your windscreen somewhere in the past.
Nah, there´s a much worse category - elderly people with hats. Whenever there´s a 100km/h speed limit, it´s inevitable that you meet a car doing 60km/h in front of you.
well, when we are old we will do the same.
No way they´ll let you take over, they´re glued to the centre of the road. That´s a real pain in the...(no, I won´t follow the new TC donkey trend and use the ass word) in the wheel
btw, donkeys are more eco-friendly, ask PT if you dont believe me.
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574. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 02:09 pm |
Do I take it from your post that you are also a crap driver?
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575. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 02:19 pm |
Do I take it from your post that you are also a crap driver?
I bet she´s because it´s the first time I see her so tolerative and understanding.
Edited (2/24/2009) by mltm
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576. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 02:19 pm |
Some of the ´Reasons for Editing´ are actually funnier and more interesting than the post!
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577. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 02:41 pm |
Honey Bunny, I did my driver´s licence in Poland and as you know we don´t have that system of driving on our own BEFORE we pass driving tests In Poland you have 30hrs of driving with an instructor then you take the test. If you pass you get a full licence, if you fail you need to buy some more driving hours so NO I have never had an L on my car. I got my driving licence when I was 17 and haven´t driven since a year later (so that´s roughly 12 years ago). There´s no way I would start driving now especially that the steering wheel is on the wrong side
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24 Feb 2009 Tue 02:48 pm |
Honey Bunny, I did my driver´s licence in Poland and as you know we don´t have that system of driving on our own BEFORE we pass driving tests In Poland you have 30hrs of driving with an instructor then you take the test. If you pass you get a full licence, if you fail you need to buy some more driving hours so NO I have never had an L on my car. I got my driving licence when I was 17 and haven´t driven since a year later (so that´s roughly 12 years ago). There´s no way I would start driving now especially that the steering wheel is on the wrong side
Wow thank god for that! I always try and avoid cars with the PL number plate or LT number plate or CZ, etc etc
Now I am relieved to hear you have to have 30 hours driving lessons and pass a test, that is better than the UK!
ps the steering wheel is on the right side
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579. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:05 pm |
Do I take it from your post that you are also a crap driver?
LIR, pls, delete aenigma´s insulting post.
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580. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:06 pm |
I bet she´s because it´s the first time I see her so tolerative and understanding.
then you should get glasses (ask hairy) im always tolerant and understanding.
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581. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:07 pm |
Some of the ´Reasons for Editing´ are actually funnier and more interesting than the post!
for example?
i almost never edit im just perfect.
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582. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:14 pm |
Wow thank god for that! I always try and avoid cars with the PL number plate or LT number plate or CZ, etc etc
offf, blah blah blah
there arent many such plates - maybe one for a few thousands, they (eastern europeans) dont bring their second-hand german cars into UK, since its much cheaper with the wheels on the wrong side to buy locally. oh, those poles are pain in ass. you would definetly prefer somalian pirates.
ps the steering wheel is on the right side
not disputable
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24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:17 pm |
ah, blondie bunny, why are you then so intolerant to those old hat people?
have some understanding to them.
Honey Bunny, I did my driver´s licence in Poland and as you know we don´t have that system of driving on our own BEFORE we pass driving tests In Poland you have 30hrs of driving with an instructor then you take the test. If you pass you get a full licence, if you fail you need to buy some more driving hours so NO I have never had an L on my car. I got my driving licence when I was 17 and haven´t driven since a year later (so that´s roughly 12 years ago). There´s no way I would start driving now especially that the steering wheel is on the wrong side
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24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:20 pm |
ah, blondie bunny, why are you then so intolerant to those old hat people?
have some understanding to them.
Fine to be tolerant until they kill your child. Sorry but, I know of many old people who just SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING. They can bearly see or walk, have no coordination, and yet still insist that they are perfectly safe behind the wheel of a car...
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585. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:23 pm |
Fine to be tolerant until they kill your child. Sorry but, I know of many old people who just SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING. They can bearly see or walk, have no coordination, and yet still insist that they are perfectly safe behind the wheel of a car...
give me a break, blondie, im 100% sure that most of the car accidents are caused by hot headed youth not old people. oldies and women drive more carefully and slowly.
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586. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:38 pm |
I went down the street to get my salad from the cafe..
This woman, nice looking with a smiley face, giving leaflets to the people at the corner..
When she was trying to insert the paper into my eye, I said ´no´ and went to cafe..
On the way back, my hand is full and she is still trying to do the same thing..
I smiled and said ´I said no earlier´. She said: ´I am saying yes´ and smiled back..
Afew steps towards to the office..I turned and walked back to her. I said ´if the circumstances were different i would never say no´.
well.. we had a brief laugh..
(still thinking if I go down to the street for a smoke )
Edited (2/24/2009) by thehandsom
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587. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 03:40 pm |
duduism is something that you never get rid of.
I went down the street to get my salad from the cafe..
This woman, nice looking with a smiley face, giving leaflets to the people at the corner..
When she was trying to insert the paper into my eye, I said ´no´ and went to cafe..
On the way back, my hand is full and she is still trying to do the same thing..
I smiled and said ´I said no earlier´. She said: ´I am saying yes´ and smiled back..
Afew steps towards to the office..I turned and walked back to her. I said ´if the circumstances were different i would never say no´.
well.. we had a brief laugh..
(still thinking if I go down to the street for a smoke )
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588. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 05:10 pm |
ah, blondie bunny, why are you then so intolerant to those old hat people?
have some understanding to them.
because they pose a danger on the road. They won´t move into the left lane to give you a chance to overtake. Thus you need to overtake them and thus risk. Traffic goes better when everybody drives at the same speed
I know in Canada people have to retake driving tests when thy turn 70. Seems not a bad idea taking into account the fact that as you grow older your abilities deteriorate
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24 Feb 2009 Tue 06:28 pm |
because they pose a danger on the road. They won´t move into the left lane to give you a chance to overtake. Thus you need to overtake them and thus risk. Traffic goes better when everybody drives at the same speed
I know in Canada people have to retake driving tests when thy turn 70. Seems not a bad idea taking into account the fact that as you grow older your abilities deteriorate
I complete agree DD and YES people should definitely have to re-take driving tests over a certain age.
The other thing I notice is that they drive very slowly in open roads where there is no speed limit, but actually INCREASE their speed as they enter built up areas in 30mph zones!!! Presumably they feel "safer" in the roads with street lights and clearer markings, but put children at severe risk. They drive me nuts!
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590. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 06:49 pm |
these two blondes driving me nuts !
Edited (2/24/2009) by femmeous
[it just didnt rant :D]
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591. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 09:24 pm |
Googling the word ´fail´......
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592. |
24 Feb 2009 Tue 10:26 pm |
people dont realize that such pics are impossible.
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593. |
25 Feb 2009 Wed 03:01 pm |
You should come and live in the fens and then you would see more than the odd one!!
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594. |
25 Feb 2009 Wed 03:33 pm |
Graffiti in a guard house at a Canadian Forward Operating Base in Zhari District, Kandahar Province, Afghanistan
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595. |
25 Feb 2009 Wed 11:02 pm |
GG and Elisabeth´s shared brain posts!.....
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597. |
26 Feb 2009 Thu 02:23 pm |
http://www.3puan.net/26/02/2009/kosta-rika-usulu/
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598. |
26 Feb 2009 Thu 11:18 pm |
"JM5378" having the audacity to swan into the lounge, without so much as an introduction, and start blabbering on about weight lifting....
...and sonunda and GG´s reaction!!!
Edited (2/26/2009) by TheAenigma
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599. |
01 Mar 2009 Sun 10:46 pm |
Just read from The Tales of Beedle The Bard the tale of ´The Warlock´s Hairy Heart´.....
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602. |
01 Mar 2009 Sun 11:26 pm |
We have a local shop owned by this Turkish (I think he calls himself kurdish).
All shop owners were apperantly must put their rubbish in specific white dustbin liners. He run out of them last night and he put one black bin liner among 12 white ones..And this morning he was fined 60 pounds for that..When he suggested he would replace it quickly but they did not take the fine back and our guy got cross and threw his cigarette butt angrly on the street..And they fined him another 60 pounds for doing that..
He complained me 10 mins about how racists british people are and actually his fingers were burnt that was the reason why he had to throw the cigarette butt..
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603. |
01 Mar 2009 Sun 11:31 pm |
We have a local shop owned by this Turkish (I think he calls himself kurdish).
All shop owners were apperantly must put their rubbish in specific white dustbin liners. He run out of them last night and he put one black bin liner among 12 white ones..And this morning he was fined 60 pounds for that..When he suggested he would replace it quickly but they did not take the fine back and our guy got cross and threw his cigarette butt angrly on the street..And they fined him another 60 pounds for doing that..
He complained me 10 mins about how racists british people are and actually his fingers were burnt that was the reason why he had to throw the cigarette butt..
The rubbish collection systems in the UK have gone crazy. Apparently soon they will have little microchips in them to weigh them and you will be billed accordingly. I still count myself lucky that where I live there are no rules at all, it is collected weekly, and the dustman even come into my garden and take rubbish out of the bin for me!!! Once, I forgot to put the bin near the gate, and they just came and found it anyway!
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01 Mar 2009 Sun 11:52 pm |
the rubbish system is rubbish. brits should learn much from german, austrian and swiss recycling.
The rubbish collection systems in the UK have gone crazy. Apparently soon they will have little microchips in them to weigh them and you will be billed accordingly. I still count myself lucky that where I live there are no rules at all, it is collected weekly, and the dustman even come into my garden and take rubbish out of the bin for me!!! Once, I forgot to put the bin near the gate, and they just came and found it anyway!
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01 Mar 2009 Sun 11:54 pm |
the rubbish system is rubbish. brits should learn much from german, austrian and swiss recycling.
teach them the borat way, femme
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01 Mar 2009 Sun 11:55 pm |
We have a local shop owned by this Turkish (I think he calls himself kurdish).
All shop owners were apperantly must put their rubbish in specific white dustbin liners. He run out of them last night and he put one black bin liner among 12 white ones..And this morning he was fined 60 pounds for that..When he suggested he would replace it quickly but they did not take the fine back and our guy got cross and threw his cigarette butt angrly on the street..And they fined him another 60 pounds for doing that..
He complained me 10 mins about how racists british people are and actually his fingers were burnt that was the reason why he had to throw the cigarette butt..
your turkish-kurdish friend is exaggerating. its the rules are that stupid but not racist. i think everyone suffers from all strange regulations everywhere.
everytime im at the airport i curse the terrorists for all these restrictions, for making me to take shoes off, to throw my water away, etc etc.
Edited (3/1/2009) by femmeous
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01 Mar 2009 Sun 11:57 pm |
teach them the borat way, femme
im afraid they are as stubborn as trudy´s turkish student
they wont learn it from a clever borat
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 12:02 am |
your turkish-kurdish friend is exaggerating. its the rules are that stupid but not racist. i think everyone suffers from all strange regulations everywhere.
everytime im at the airport i curse the terrorists for all these restrictions, for making me to take shoes off, to throw my water away, etc etc.
Of course it is nothing to do with racism. That was the reason I was laughing to whole situation really..But he got another 60 pounds for throwing cigarette butt was the most hilarious part for me..
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 12:07 am |
Of course it is nothing to do with racism. That was the reason I was laughing to whole situation really..But he got another 60 pounds for throwing cigarette butt was the most hilarious part for me..
i suppose your friend isnt in the shape for laughing
£120 in one minute.
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 12:08 am |
i suppose your friend isnt in the shape for laughing
£120 in one minute.
btw, fines are too high.
it must be good to give people lessons. next time you will have a full lorry of white liners
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 02:21 am |
Edited (3/6/2009) by adana
[spring cleaning]
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 02:39 pm |
the rubbish system is rubbish. brits should learn much from german, austrian and swiss recycling.
Yes, we love bureaucracy which varies from council to counci!!! And that is one thing we can agree on dear Femme, the recycling systems in Germany, Austria, Switzerland .......... even Italy is better than ours..............
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 02:47 pm |
Yes, we love bureaucracy which varies from council to counci!!! And that is one thing we can agree on dear Femme, the recycling systems in Germany, Austria, Switzerland .......... even Italy is better than ours..............
OMG, its becoming dangerous libra is too often agreeing with me, adana in the mood of liking me, and cynic has reduced his complimentary posts, tami is liking borats now more
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 02:57 pm |
OMG, its becoming dangerous libra is too often agreeing with me, adana in the mood of liking me, and cynic has reduced his complimentary posts, tami is liking borats now more
Don´t worry, I still have the same opinion of you as always!
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 03:07 pm |
Don´t worry, I still have the same opinion of you as always!
is that so? everytime i go to lounge i have to wait until you pay me some attention and care for my order.
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616. |
02 Mar 2009 Mon 04:06 pm |
is that so? everytime i go to lounge i have to wait until you pay me some attention and care for my order.
(a) I didn´t say anything about my opinion being good
(b) You are a tyrant! I am now expected to slave away in your Laundrammadrammabananarama, PLUS run upstairs to the Lounge every few mins to check if you want a drink?
Edited (3/2/2009) by TheAenigma
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02 Mar 2009 Mon 04:21 pm |
(a) I didn´t say anything about my opinion being good
(b) You are a tyrant! I am now expected to slave away in your Laundrammadrammabananarama, PLUS run upstairs to the Lounge every few mins to check if you want a drink?
a. i know what your opinion is about me: wonderful!
b. as far as i know you are not doing anything at both laundramma and lounge, you lazy buttom!
c. poor me having this sore, and then being alienated by spammers, and then ignored at your lounge
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618. |
02 Mar 2009 Mon 09:18 pm |
My 2 year old grand daughter´s name for an aeroplane . . . ladyplane and helicopter? Ladycopter. Aaaah bless
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03 Mar 2009 Tue 01:46 am |
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620. |
03 Mar 2009 Tue 05:46 am |
Read this article today ....did make me giggle.... it would cost me a fortune to fly ryanair if they bring in toilet charging.....my little monsters need to go at least 5 times each on the flight to dublin!!!
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04 Mar 2009 Wed 10:41 am |
A suggestiv and exhaustive nick... Turkishlover
Edited (3/4/2009) by portokal
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622. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 11:54 am |
Being told we will have heavy snow tomorrow!
It is a beautiful warm spring day today.... are they serious?!?!
Edited (3/4/2009) by TheAenigma
[Oh why oh why do I have to edit EVERY SINGLE POST - I should read them first... :(]
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04 Mar 2009 Wed 12:03 pm |
Being told we will have heavy snow tomorrow!
It is a beautiful warm spring day today.... are they serious?!?!
I´d hate to disappoint you but there´s already snow in some parts of Ireland (around Cork I think) so you may get it from us There´s also hale How do you like that?
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624. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 12:06 pm |
I´d hate to disappoint you but there´s already snow in some parts of Ireland (around Cork I think) so you may get it from us There´s also hale How do you like that?
Offfff I feel like a weather dudu
I would prefer you sent me a laptop or cellphone, but PLEASE NOT your snow and hale
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625. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 02:22 pm |
Some turkish words
If we wish something ..........Inshallah If we start doing something ...Bismillah If we are surprised ...........Allah Allah If we are confident or showy...Evelallah If we are modest ..............Estaðfurullah If we are resolute.............Alimallah If we stick it.................Ya Allah If we promise..................Vallah Billah If we are angry................Fesuphanallah If we are even more angry......Hasbinallah If we give in..................Ãllallah If we achieve something........Mashallah If we cant achieve.............Hay Allah . . . .
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626. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 02:27 pm |
Some turkish words
If we wish something ..........Inshallah If we start doing something ...Bismillah If we are surprised ...........Allah Allah If we are confident or showy...Evelallah If we are modest ..............Estaðfurullah If we are resolute.............Alimallah If we stick it.................Ya Allah If we promise..................Vallah Billah If we are angry................Fesuphanallah If we are even more angry......Hasbinallah If we give in..................Ãllallah If we achieve something........Mashallah If we cant achieve.............Hay Allah . . . .
I see a pattern developing...
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04 Mar 2009 Wed 04:20 pm |
Some turkish words
If we wish something ..........Inshallah If we start doing something ...Bismillah If we are surprised ...........Allah Allah If we are confident or showy...Evelallah If we are modest ..............Estaðfurullah If we are resolute.............Alimallah If we stick it.................Ya Allah If we promise..................Vallah Billah If we are angry................Fesuphanallah If we are even more angry......Hasbinallah If we give in..................Ãllallah If we achieve something........Mashallah If we cant achieve.............Hay Allah . . . .
If we are hungry.......................Chicken Tikka masala(h)
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628. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 04:39 pm |
If we are hungry.......................Chicken Tikka masala(h)
you are evil!
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629. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 08:31 pm |
you are evil!
Hmmm the words "pot", "kettle" and "black" spring to mind, for some unknown reason
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630. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 08:42 pm |
Hmmm the words "pot", "kettle" and "black" spring to mind, for some unknown reason
hmmmm
have you hijacked porto´s style or what?
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631. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 08:51 pm |
hmmmm
have you hijacked porto´s style or what?
Maybe we are the same person
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632. |
04 Mar 2009 Wed 08:52 pm |
Maybe we are the same person
great minds are alike, dimi?
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633. |
06 Mar 2009 Fri 03:26 pm |
At work, we have a widow in her mid-60s who works for us part time. I just made her some coffee and took her in a piece of cake. She said "ouhhhhh wonderful - I have been on a diet, so this cake tastes EVEN BETTER because I have not had it for so long".
There was a pause, and then she continued "Hell! Imagine what sex would be like after so long"
I am still crying with laughing
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634. |
06 Mar 2009 Fri 03:50 pm |
At work, we have a widow in her mid-60s who works for us part time. I just made her some coffee and took her in a piece of cake. She said "ouhhhhh wonderful - I have been on a diet, so this cake tastes EVEN BETTER because I have not had it for so long".
There was a pause, and then she continued "Hell! Imagine what sex would be like after so long"
I am still crying with laughing
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635. |
06 Mar 2009 Fri 07:27 pm |
There was a pause, and then she continued "Hell! Imagine what sex would be like after so long"
I am still crying with laughing
Laughing at the thought of not having sex for that long???
Surely not!!!
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636. |
06 Mar 2009 Fri 07:40 pm |
Laughing at the thought of not having sex for that long???
Surely not!!!
Wait till you´re 60 or more
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637. |
06 Mar 2009 Fri 08:28 pm |
Wait till you´re 60 or more
I´m trying to wait as long as I can to become 60!!!
And so far I´m doing a good job, or so it seems........
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638. |
08 Mar 2009 Sun 11:02 am |
Last night I went to the annual Rotterdam Museum night with my couchsurfer - a woman from China - and we saw a video performance displayed on the ceiling so all visitors need to lie down on narrow beds or piles of carpets to be able to get a good view of these videos. It was fun all these people there on the carpets or beds, most not knowing each other, and climbing over each other.
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639. |
08 Mar 2009 Sun 11:58 am |
Last night I went to the annual Rotterdam Museum night with my couchsurfer - a woman from China - and we saw a video performance displayed on the ceiling so all visitors need to lie down on narrow beds or piles of carpets to be able to get a good view of these videos. It was fun all these people there on the carpets or beds, most not knowing each other, and climbing over each other.
I bet, it is part of new Dutch government schema which aims to curb declaining population and to increase the birth rate by encouraging people with visual stimulation..what was the movie? Emmanuelle?
Edited (3/8/2009) by thehandsom
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640. |
08 Mar 2009 Sun 12:41 pm |
I bet, it is part of new Dutch government schema which aims to curb declaining population and to increase the birth rate by encouraging people with visual stimulation..what was the movie? Emmanuelle?
Ahh, I see, an experienced viewer of ´certain´ movies....
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641. |
09 Mar 2009 Mon 01:38 pm |
this cracked me up
Arab men seek Israeli brides
Dozens of residents of Arab countries appeal to Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem in search of ´smart and beautiful´ women Itamar Eichner "I´m asking for your help. I would like to meet an Israeli woman for marriage purposes," Abdullah, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said in a recent letter to the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem.
"I have heard that the Israeli women are very smart and beautiful," he added. "I´m ready to pay a dowry of camels, herds or even money. Please help me."
Dozens of such appeals are received every year by the Foreign Ministry´s department for Arab media. Emails have been arriving from people in Iraq, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
According to Foreign Ministry official Adel Hino, almost all men identify themselves by their full name and are not afraid to leave their telephone number and address as contact details.
The Foreign Ministry recently received a letter from a resident of the United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf, who introduced himself as a wealthy man with a fleet of automobiles, looking for a Jewish bride from Israel.
Many appeals have also been received from Iraqi men, who say their dream is to marry an Israeli woman. One of them, a Baghdad resident, even said he is married to four women and would like the Israeli Foreign Ministry to introduce him to another woman, this time an Israeli one.
"I promise you that she will fit in well with the rest of my wives," he wrote.
"The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world," says Hino. "The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency."
JOKERS!
PS. actually could have posted this in "jokes and riddles" section
Edited (3/9/2009) by femmeous
[there was a mess.]
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642. |
09 Mar 2009 Mon 02:36 pm |
this cracked me up
Arab men seek Israeli brides
Dozens of residents of Arab countries appeal to Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem in search of ´smart and beautiful´ women Itamar Eichner
"I´m asking for your help. I would like to meet an Israeli woman for marriage purposes," Abdullah, a resident of Saudi Arabia, said in a recent letter to the Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem.
"I have heard that the Israeli women are very smart and beautiful," he added. "I´m ready to pay a dowry of camels, herds or even money. Please help me."
Dozens of such appeals are received every year by the Foreign Ministry´s department for Arab media. Emails have been arriving from people in Iraq, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and Egypt.
According to Foreign Ministry official Adel Hino, almost all men identify themselves by their full name and are not afraid to leave their telephone number and address as contact details.
The Foreign Ministry recently received a letter from a resident of the United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf, who introduced himself as a wealthy man with a fleet of automobiles, looking for a Jewish bride from Israel.
Many appeals have also been received from Iraqi men, who say their dream is to marry an Israeli woman. One of them, a Baghdad resident, even said he is married to four women and would like the Israeli Foreign Ministry to introduce him to another woman, this time an Israeli one.
"I promise you that she will fit in well with the rest of my wives," he wrote.
"The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world," says Hino. "The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency."
JOKERS!
PS. actually could have posted this in "jokes and riddles" section
I can´t believe this!
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643. |
09 Mar 2009 Mon 02:41 pm |
this cracked me up
Arab men seek Israeli brides
"The Israeli woman must have a remarkable image in the Arab world," says Hino. "The Arab men reiterate in their letters that the Israeli women are beautiful and smart, but we politely answer all of them that with all due respect, the Foreign Ministry is not a matchmaking agency."
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11 Mar 2009 Wed 11:11 pm |
I bet, it is part of new Dutch government schema which aims to curb declaining population and to increase the birth rate by encouraging people with visual stimulation..what was the movie? Emmanuelle?
This made me laugh, a couple of days ago I was reading how the Netherlands are dealing with migration and part of the citizenship course (if you can call it that!) is to watch or read about the Dutch open attitude towards sex and homosexuality!! Sort of "you have to integrate into our way of life - like it, lump it or go home
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646. |
12 Mar 2009 Thu 12:12 am |
This made me laugh, a couple of days ago I was reading how the Netherlands are dealing with migration and part of the citizenship course (if you can call it that!) is to watch or read about the Dutch open attitude towards sex and homosexuality!! Sort of "you have to integrate into our way of life - like it, lump it or go home
I totally approve of their attitude
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647. |
14 Mar 2009 Sat 01:24 am |
Red nose night is getting rude! and funnier
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648. |
14 Mar 2009 Sat 10:06 am |
This made me laugh, a couple of days ago I was reading how the Netherlands are dealing with migration and part of the citizenship course (if you can call it that!) is to watch or read about the Dutch open attitude towards sex and homosexuality!! Sort of "you have to integrate into our way of life - like it, lump it or go home
Yes, true. Read this, especially the last paragraph, and see how friendly we are for our newcomers....
The film ‘Coming to the Netherlands’
The film shows you how people live in the Netherlands. In the film, a friendly guide tells you about Dutch society. You will be given information about living in the Netherlands and about Dutch politics, work, education and healthcare. You will also be told a bit about the history of the Netherlands. The guide will also show you the examination at the embassy. You can order the film in the following languages: Dutch, French, English, Spanish, Portuguese, Turkish, Kurdish, Standard Arabic, Moroccan Arabic, Tarifit/Rif Berber, Chinese, Russian, Indonesian and Thai.
Edited and unedited Some things that are quite ordinary and acceptable in the Netherlands are forbidden in other countries. For example, in the Netherlands women are allowed to sunbathe on the beach with few clothes on, and people have the freedom of expression to show that they are homosexuals or lesbians. The film includes images of this. In some countries, it is against the law to be in the possession of films with images of this nature. Because of this, a special film has been made for these countries. In this film, the prohibited images have been deleted. This version of the film is called: ‘the edited version’.
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649. |
14 Mar 2009 Sat 11:53 pm |
"Meet my parents!
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650. |
15 Mar 2009 Sun 03:41 am |
hmmmm
have you hijacked porto´s style or what?
Maybe we are the same person
only on odd dyas (I mean sunday-tuesday-thursday-saturday... or is it monday-wednesday-friday-sunday?
)
Edited (3/15/2009) by portokal
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651. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:05 pm |
stellalove loves me so much she sent the same pm to me 2 times!
I´d like to share an excerpt......
"Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.i wait to hear from you soon."
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652. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:12 pm |
Hmmm upon looking at stellalove´s profile it appears she likes to repeat herself....
"i am a nice looking lady also seeking for a man of careing with love and trusti am a nice looking lady also seeking for a man of careing with love and trust"
Strange......I´m watching her checking out all the chicks here to spam but says she is looking for a man
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653. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:14 pm |
Hmmm upon looking at stellalove´s profile it appears she likes to repeat herself....
"i am a nice looking lady also seeking for a man of careing with love and trusti am a nice looking lady also seeking for a man of careing with love and trust"
Strange......I´m watching her checking out all the chicks here to spam but says she is looking for a man
Oh..
what is going on there GG?
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654. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:16 pm |
Oh..
what is going on there GG?
I dunno but I just told her to stop repeating herself and to go seek love elsewhere!
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655. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:21 pm |
I dunno but I just told her to stop repeating herself and to go seek love elsewhere!
You are soooo cruel, sadistic and heartless...
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656. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:24 pm |
You are soooo cruel, sadistic and heartless...
Well it is TC hate day right?
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657. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:24 pm |
stellalove loves me so much she sent the same pm to me 2 times!
I´d like to share an excerpt......
"Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the love we share with each other.i wait to hear from you soon."
She said the same thing to me! Maybe she is a dudu herself?
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658. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:24 pm |
Well it is TC hate day right?
Oh that´s right.....I HATE SPAM!!
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659. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:25 pm |
She said the same thing to me! Maybe she is a dudu herself?
Did she also tell you it doesn´t matter if you are a chick?
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660. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:29 pm |
Did she also tell you it doesn´t matter if you are a chick?
Why is it obvious that I am a chick?
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661. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:33 pm |
This saga is getting more exciting every minute..
But it seems like I am the only one not having a PM..
and stella, oblivious to this thread, keeps bombarding by the look of it..
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662. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:38 pm |
This saga is getting more exciting every minute..
But it seems like I am the only one not having a PM..
and stella, oblivious to this thread, keeps bombarding by the look of it..
Jealousy doesn´t suit you H!
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663. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:41 pm |
This saga is getting more exciting every minute..
But it seems like I am the only one not having a PM..
and stella, oblivious to this thread, keeps bombarding by the look of it..
She said she prefers mature ladies or young men
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664. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:44 pm |
She said she prefers mature ladies or young men
I guess I will have to turn her down then. Sorry Stella...... I think I am far too immature for you!
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665. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:44 pm |
Why is it obvious that I am a chick?
No, I know LOTS of guys named Elisabeth!!
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666. |
16 Mar 2009 Mon 09:53 pm |
No, I know LOTS of guys named Elisabeth!!
Typical stereotyping!
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667. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 08:58 am |
Dobrowkis made my day, again!
see if you can pass this test of mental durability. It`s said that no one (except dobrowskis) can bear watching this thing till the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5yV8R39sRM
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668. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 11:26 am |
they seem to be the boys from orphan homes given a chance to perform such super disco song.
they do have nice voices though
as for dobrowski, i better refrain from commenting
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669. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 02:39 pm |
they seem to be the boys from orphan homes given a chance to perform such super disco song.
they do have nice voices though
as for dobrowski, i better refrain from commenting
what orphanage? they are said to be the most popular singers of the communist era Poland!
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670. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 02:45 pm |
what orphanage? they are said to be the most popular singers of the communist era Poland!
dont expose your stupidity
bring up any fact that support your claim
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671. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 02:50 pm |
dont expose your stupidity
bring up any fact that support your claim
haha, hard proof, this comment comes from a fellow dobrowski;
Roman said...
"Those boys are some of the richest entertainers in former Soviet."
http://andrewgirardin.blogspot.com/2007/06/disco-polo-polo-vs-disco-polo-ruskie.html
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672. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 02:56 pm |
haha, hard proof, this comment comes from a fellow dobrowski;
Roman said...
"Those boys are some of the richest entertainers in former Soviet."
http://andrewgirardin.blogspot.com/2007/06/disco-polo-polo-vs-disco-polo-ruskie.html
i give up tami let the dobrowski girls in TC explain you things. apparently you dont know or understand what you are talking about.
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673. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 03:00 pm |
i give up tami let the dobrowski girls in TC explain you things. apparently you dont know or understand what you are talking about.
don`t let daydreamer kill me, femme.Im truly afraid!
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674. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 03:10 pm |
don`t let daydreamer kill me, femme.Im truly afraid!
she will kill you with one sentence post maybe you should first learn about what you post?
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675. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 03:47 pm |
she will kill you with one sentence post maybe you should first learn about what you post?
Of course she will..Cause she is DD..
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676. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 10:11 pm |
DD is baaaaaaack. Missed me?
Tami dear, why do you think I might want to kill you? You provide way too much fun!
I´m glad you liked that video (I´m sure you did so because they wore Turkish Sweaters). However, I have to disappoint you, those are NOT dobrowskis. Can´t you hear their language is too nice to listen to? It is RUSSIAN (but it´s nice to know you´re trying to learn something about my fellow-countrymen)
Here´s some dobrowski for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mB79ZSVoBM
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677. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 10:16 pm |
DD is baaaaaaack. Missed me?
yes yes yes..
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678. |
17 Mar 2009 Tue 10:20 pm |
Are they on shrooms?
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679. |
24 Mar 2009 Tue 01:05 am |
This was posted on ebay "Table for Sale"....now...how can you tell this picture was taken by a man?
Answer later
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680. |
24 Mar 2009 Tue 01:17 am |
This was posted on ebay "Table for Sale"....now...how can you tell this picture was taken by a man?
Answer later
he urgently needs the money if he cannot afford any clothes..mirror AE,mirrordisgusting satyr in a way...
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681. |
24 Mar 2009 Tue 03:28 am |
This was posted on ebay "Table for Sale"....now...how can you tell this picture was taken by a man?
Answer later
ha ha.... you are awful!!
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682. |
25 Mar 2009 Wed 02:41 pm |
I have just spent the last 10 minutes trying to find something to make me laugh and here it is:
An 18-year-old has secretly (not such a secret now ) painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents´ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he´ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
I don´t suppose you normally go up on the roof to see what has been painted lately! I wonder if it will show up on google earth?
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683. |
25 Mar 2009 Wed 02:44 pm |
I have just spent the last 10 minutes trying to find something to make me laugh and here it is:
An 18-year-old has secretly (not such a secret now ) painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents´ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he´ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
I don´t suppose you normally go up on the roof to see what has been painted lately! I wonder if it will show up on google earth?
- Are you off to check your roof now LL?
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684. |
25 Mar 2009 Wed 04:57 pm |
- Are you off to check your roof now LL?
I dare not post the photo in case I get "told off" but fortunately I have a pitched roof and see all of it, where as this one was a somewhat flat roof
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685. |
25 Mar 2009 Wed 07:25 pm |
I dare not post the photo in case I get "told off"
Being "told off" didn´t stop me posting the ebay "table picture" a few days ago!
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686. |
25 Mar 2009 Wed 09:05 pm |
I have only just got to see the table pic, as it would not open on my work pc! But my photo would certainly put this man to shame.................
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687. |
26 Mar 2009 Thu 04:22 pm |
Ok, it was yesterday but still...I was watching a Polish comedy called Job and there was a welll..very blonde sister of one of the main heroes and at the end of the film she sends this postcard from Turkey saying: Hi guys, it´s great here, I met a really handsome Turk. I´m not sure about his name but I think it´s Harem
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688. |
26 Mar 2009 Thu 04:23 pm |
I met a really handsome Turk. I´m not sure about his name but I think it´s Harem
Hahahaha
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689. |
26 Mar 2009 Thu 10:31 pm |
OK I probably SHOULDN´T find this funny as it probably goes against my "kind treatment and respect for animals policy"....but this is HILARIOUS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
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690. |
26 Mar 2009 Thu 10:46 pm |
I had seen it before! and its really brillant!!! but i liked the dogs
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693. |
30 Mar 2009 Mon 06:52 pm |
Enjoy!
And when did you appear back m´dear Aslan???
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694. |
30 Mar 2009 Mon 11:11 pm |
My spammer......I KNOW I AM THE ONLY ONE!!
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695. |
31 Mar 2009 Tue 01:33 am |
And when did you appear back m´dear Aslan???
I was never far away m´dear bod!
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696. |
01 Apr 2009 Wed 10:16 pm |
Burger King published a full page advertisement in ´USA Today´ announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own ´right handed´ version."
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01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:09 pm |
Burger King published a full page advertisement in ´USA Today´ announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own ´right handed´ version."
Damn them too.....I got all excited about the left hand burgers!
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698. |
01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:43 pm |
Newest eddition of TC Tabloid!
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699. |
01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:46 pm |
Damn them too.....I got all excited about the left hand burgers!
lisa, pls, dont post so much, i dont have an ability to read all your posts in such a short time.
i cant read and laugh at the same time.
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01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:48 pm |
lisa, pls, dont post so much, i dont have an ability to read all your posts in such a short time.
i cant read and laugh at the same time.
Are you too busy being a linguist/mathematician?
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701. |
01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:51 pm |
Are you too busy being a linguist/mathematician?
yes, im checking out if i also could apply to being the most fakeful fizist
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702. |
02 Apr 2009 Thu 12:52 pm |
I was never far away m´dear bod!
Why does that not surprise me m´dear Aslan
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703. |
02 Apr 2009 Thu 09:53 pm |
One of the children at school was very annoyed because his friend called him . . .
"egg on fish kebab" . . .
you had to be there
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704. |
02 Apr 2009 Thu 10:04 pm |
One of the children at school was very annoyed because his friend called him . . .
"egg on fish kebab" . . .
you had to be there
does he have a relative in vancouver?
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705. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 06:49 pm |
On a community of which I am a member someone has just introduced themselves by saying:
I´m kat and am 19, from Melbourne Austrailia, currently doing a course in Professonal Writting and Editing.
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706. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 06:52 pm |
On a community of which I am a member someone has just introduced themselves by saying: I´m kat and am 19, from Melbourne Austrailia, currently doing a course in Professonal Writting and Editing.
What kind of twisted people do you hang out with bod?
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707. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 06:57 pm |
What kind of twisted people do you hang out with bod?
I wouldn´t exactly say "hang out".......
This was on a fashion community!!!
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708. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 07:28 pm |
I wouldn´t exactly say "hang out".......
This was on a fashion community!!!
She sounds very dangerous bod....be careful!!
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709. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 09:34 pm |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING ´WOO-HOO!´ IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE´VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE´S BUTT AND HONEST LY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY´S BECAUSE ´OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS SONG!´
7 WE´ VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE´VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT´S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE ALCOHOL.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID´S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12 WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT´S THEIR FAULT THAT WE´RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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03 Apr 2009 Fri 09:49 pm |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING ´WOO-HOO!´ IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE´VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE´S BUTT AND HONEST LY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY´S BECAUSE ´OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS SONG!´
7 WE´ VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE´VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT´S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE ALCOHOL.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID´S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12 WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT´S THEIR FAULT THAT WE´RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
Is experience talking here canim?
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711. |
03 Apr 2009 Fri 11:55 pm |
Is experience talking here canim?
heh heh only what I´ve learned from the master (or mistress in this case!!)
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712. |
04 Apr 2009 Sat 08:02 am |
heh heh only what I´ve learned from the master (or mistress in this case!!)
Escalator......
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713. |
04 Apr 2009 Sat 12:47 pm |
Escalator......
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
13. facing the wrong direction on an escalator for a photo shoot is fun
Edited (4/4/2009) by lessluv
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714. |
05 Apr 2009 Sun 02:34 pm |
This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it! Dear President Obama,.............Patriotic retirement:
There´s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million apiece severance with the followingstipulations: 1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
They could call this instant relief program the "Fifties Asset Relief Tender"...... or F.A.R.T. ....
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715. |
09 Apr 2009 Thu 02:22 pm |
For women only:
When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it´s your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won´t latch. It doesn´t matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern ´seat covers´ (invented by someone´s Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!) down with your pants and assume ´ The Stance. In this position, your aging, toneless, thigh muscles begin to shake. You´d love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold ´The Stance.´ To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother´s voice saying, ´Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!´ Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that´s still in your bag (the bag around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do, so you crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It´s still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn´t work. The door hits your bag, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your bag topple backward against the tank of the toilet. ´Occupied!´ you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it´s too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you´re certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, ´You just don´t KNOW what kind of diseases you could get. By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too. At this point, you give up. You´re soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You´re exhausted. You try to wipe with a sweet wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can´t figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it?) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman´s hand and tell her warmly, ´Here, you just might need this. As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left the men´s toilet. Annoyed, he asks, ´What took you so long and why is your bag hanging around your neck? This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you´ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It´s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
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716. |
09 Apr 2009 Thu 05:15 pm |
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you´ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It´s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
This is so so true......
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717. |
09 Apr 2009 Thu 09:55 pm |
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you´ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It´s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
This is so so true......
Hilarous! And true! You might have added a paragraph about modern toilets with movement sensor that turn the light off while you try to balane in the Stand position (otherwise known as The Skier)
Check out that new invention:
Urinelle
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718. |
10 Apr 2009 Fri 02:08 am |
OMG now that is hilarious.....the pictures just cracked me up
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719. |
10 Apr 2009 Fri 06:10 am |
OMG now that is hilarious.....the pictures just cracked me up
isn`t it a big step towards gender equality?
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720. |
10 Apr 2009 Fri 09:14 am |
This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? you´ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It´s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
When there is a waiting line, just use the men´s room. But make sure, you have that Kleenex with you for whiping clean the toilet seat, that is VERY needed.
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722. |
13 Apr 2009 Mon 10:23 am |
No birthday to celebrate |
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SIVAS - A 75-year-old woman from the Central Anatolian province of Sivas has never been able to celebrate her birthday because her date of birth has been registered as Feb. 30 on her identity card. Fatma Kilci from the Hafýk district in Sivas said she has never been able to celebrate her birthday because the identity card given to her by the Hafýk Census Office states her date of birth as Feb. 30, 1934. She last renewed her identity card 29 years ago. "At the time they registered my date of birth as such. The last time I changed my identity card was ages ago. That is why I have never had a birthday," Kilci said. The mother of seven children and 15 grandchildren said she has not considered seeking a correction to her date of birth.
Source
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Poor granny....
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723. |
13 Apr 2009 Mon 06:37 pm |
A friend sent me this this morning....
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds! When I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don´t scare easily, but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand!
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
My Cell Phone away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers
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724. |
13 Apr 2009 Mon 10:02 pm |
At first I was embarassed but I guess I can laugh at it now. I drove my car to a field and got out to do some running, the field looked empty so I thought I´d do some dancing, and I had some Bollywood mp3s on my mp3 player and thought I´d do the classic run across the fields doing all these cheesy dance routines, miming along as if in a film. Only after a while did I hear laughing and realise there was a group of young teenage boys sat under a tree watching. So I quickly sprinted back to the car blushing like an idiot
That´ll teach me that you never know who is around!
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725. |
11 May 2009 Mon 11:39 pm |
Driving home tonight I spotted a cat on the side of the road, at the pelican crossing. A car was approaching me from the opposite direction. I looked in my rear view mirror, the car had stopped at the crossing and the little cat crossing the road
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726. |
14 May 2009 Thu 10:07 pm |
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727. |
15 May 2009 Fri 04:07 pm |
This made me laugh initially....then I got a little scared!
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728. |
15 May 2009 Fri 06:57 pm |
This made me laugh initially....then I got a little scared!
I´m with you there! She could at least have given us the story behind the picture!
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729. |
16 May 2009 Sat 02:35 am |
I´m with you there! She could at least have given us the story behind the picture!
I would have given the story had I not been in therapy all day because of it!!
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731. |
02 Jun 2009 Tue 06:24 am |
I love knowing that you can be away from here for a while and come back and still have multiple spam messages asking for your friendship!!!
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732. |
02 Jun 2009 Tue 06:49 am |
I love knowing that you can be away from here for a while and come back and still have multiple spam messages asking for your friendship!!!
... if your nickname is girleegirl...
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733. |
02 Jun 2009 Tue 07:01 am |
... if your nickname is girleegirl...
Are you saying these are not sincere wishes for friendship? That I only get messages because of my nickname????
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734. |
02 Jun 2009 Tue 07:10 am |
Quoting girleegirl
Are you saying these are not sincere wishes for friendship? That I only get messages because of my nickname????
No, no... I meant that apparently everybody wants to be friends only with you!
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735. |
02 Jun 2009 Tue 07:15 am |
No, no... I meant that apparently everybody wants to be friends only with you!
I will send you some spam if it will make you feel better.
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736. |
18 Jun 2009 Thu 06:36 pm |
How bad is the economy?
It is definitely getting very bad...
(trust the cat to be the most dramatic!! lol)
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738. |
21 Jun 2009 Sun 03:22 am |
How bad is the economy?
It is definitely getting very bad...
(trust the cat to be the most dramatic!! lol)
You gotta love the cat!!
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739. |
08 Jul 2009 Wed 11:19 am |
A junk email I received today:
More inches in your pants, less steps to success
Life is unjust that is why some men are well-endowed whilst others aren´t. But it is very easy to correct that. Enlarge your penis and bcome a complete man fast.
I just can´t wait to become a complete man
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740. |
08 Jul 2009 Wed 04:05 pm |
A junk email I received today:
More inches in your pants, less steps to success
Life is unjust that is why some men are well-endowed whilst others aren´t. But it is very easy to correct that. Enlarge your penis and bcome a complete man fast.
I just can´t wait to become a complete man
And you can do it FAST!!
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741. |
08 Jul 2009 Wed 07:58 pm |
Couldn´t get the joke here...
And you can do it FAST!!
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742. |
10 Jul 2009 Fri 05:16 pm |
I saw two of my colleagues were whispering in the office and I laughed. Because we have a proverb or something like a saying. "Toplum içinde fýsýldaþarak konuþulmaz." I will try to translate it. Please correct it if it is incorrect. "Shouldn´t talk in the people by whispering."
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743. |
11 Jul 2009 Sat 12:57 pm |
A friend of mine whose English is really bad went to a pub on Thursday, he got totally wasted but on Friday he insisted that his flatmate calls a woman whose number he got. When asked why he wanted to call her, he said that she was drunk but she offered him a job and he´d been unemployed for a while. The flatmate asked if he´d told her what his occupation was, to which he replied that he hadn´t. The flatmate asked then what kind of job she´d offered and the guy said he didn´t remember correctly but it was a buy-job build-job or something that sounds similar
English is a great language, one of my students wanted to ask me to help him and used the word "head" instead of "hand" saying "Give me a hand"
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744. |
11 Jul 2009 Sat 03:13 pm |
A friend of mine whose English is really bad went to a pub on Thursday, he got totally wasted but on Friday he insisted that his flatmate calls a woman whose number he got. When asked why he wanted to call her, he said that she was drunk but she offered him a job and he´d been unemployed for a while. The flatmate asked if he´d told her what his occupation was, to which he replied that he hadn´t. The flatmate asked then what kind of job she´d offered and the guy said he didn´t remember correctly but it was a buy-job build-job or something that sounds similar
English is a great language, one of my students wanted to ask me to help him and used the word "head" instead of "hand" saying "Give me a hand"
OMG PMSL..... not good when chairing a meeting!!
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745. |
11 Jul 2009 Sat 11:30 pm |
boyhood of TCL
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746. |
21 Jul 2009 Tue 04:43 am |
Durex giving refunds???
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747. |
21 Jul 2009 Tue 04:11 pm |
A friend of mine fastened his all flash disks with tape.
Why?
to prevent them from viruses?
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748. |
21 Jul 2009 Tue 08:43 pm |
I´m glad you liked that video (I´m sure you did so because they wore Turkish Sweaters).
Well it is not so much the video (disco polo ruskie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5yV8R39sRM) that made me laugh, but this comment beneath it:
mój ukochany boysband. < 333
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749. |
26 Jul 2009 Sun 04:54 am |
Thinking about great Texans....I mentioned Ann Richards earlier.....
this is hysterical....what a witty lady!
Ann Richards on airport security
Rest in peace Ann!
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750. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:02 pm |
My administrative assistant just sent this to me. She knows my fondess of tequila! Hmmmmm I wonder though....is she trying to tell me something???
Important Health Message
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy? * Do you suffer from shyness? * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you´re ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn´t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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751. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:07 pm |
Important Health Message
*However, women who wouldn´t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
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I think this is how my daughter came into the world! Ey carumba!
Edited (8/20/2009) by Elisabeth
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752. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:12 pm |
I think this is how my daughter came into the world! Ey carumba!
TMI Lisa!!!
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753. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:13 pm |
TMI Lisa!!!
and your menopausal state isn´t? I am sooooooo insulted!
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754. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:16 pm |
and your menopausal state isn´t? I am sooooooo insulted!
Hey!!! I was being ASKED about my menopausal state!! I am doing a public service by updating my daily status.
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755. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:21 pm |
Hey!!! I was being ASKED about my menopausal state!! I am doing a public service by updating my daily status.
And we all thank you a lot for that!
(BTW, what is TMI?)
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756. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:22 pm |
Hey!!! I was being ASKED about my menopausal state!! I am doing a public service by updating my daily status.
Nobody asked you!! You were TOLD that you were in menopause by Tami.....so it must be true!
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757. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:23 pm |
Nobody asked you!! You were TOLD that you were in menopause by Tami.....so it must be true!
Offfffffffff stop being so nit-picky! It´s still a public service!
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758. |
20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:23 pm |
Too much information
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759. |
26 Aug 2009 Wed 05:04 pm |
A dear departed member who is obviously still watching TC and can´t resist posting her thoughts on her Facebook wall on certain topics!!!!!
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760. |
26 Aug 2009 Wed 07:15 pm |
Im curiouse now, who is it ?
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761. |
27 Aug 2009 Thu 05:33 pm |
My son who is on the (American style....not soccer) football team this year....learning to put all those pads on! What a mess! Seeing him and the other boys trying to run (or walk for that matter) with all that gear on this morning at practice was hilarious!
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762. |
27 Aug 2009 Thu 08:22 pm |
Someone sent me a pm :
.....look out for a crazy woman with big knife next time you leave the office
Edited (8/27/2009) by thehandsom
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763. |
27 Aug 2009 Thu 08:24 pm |
Someone sent me a pm :
.....look out for a crazy woman with big knife next time you leave the office
Your wife?
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764. |
27 Aug 2009 Thu 09:07 pm |
There really are no secrets of Facebook! Even those who hide their identity can be seen
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765. |
27 Aug 2009 Thu 09:09 pm |
Someone sent me a pm :
.....look out for a some crazy woman women with big knife next time you leave the office
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766. |
28 Aug 2009 Fri 01:03 am |
My son who is on the (American style....not soccer) football team this year....learning to put all those pads on! What a mess! Seeing him and the other boys trying to run (or walk for that matter) with all that gear on this morning at practice was hilarious!
Aww.....
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767. |
28 Aug 2009 Fri 10:20 pm |
Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, September 26th 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 4 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 5 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 6 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right P laces And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 7 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 8 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location t o be determined Class 9 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday´s noon, 2 hours. Class 10 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. On-line Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 11 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 12 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You´re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 13 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Us ed. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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768. |
29 Aug 2009 Sat 01:41 am |
Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, September 26th 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 4 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 5 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 6 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right P laces And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 7 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 8 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location t o be determined Class 9 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday´s noon, 2 hours. Class 10 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. On-line Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 11 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 12 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You´re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 13 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Us ed. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
This is good!
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770. |
22 Sep 2009 Tue 02:33 pm |
Much as I hate blonde girl jokes...
Blonde girl says to her husband: "can you help me with this jigsaw - it is supposed to be a tiger´s head but I can´t get it right".
Husband: "Just put the Frosties back in the box please"
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771. |
22 Sep 2009 Tue 02:33 pm |
Much as I hate blonde girl jokes...
Blonde girl says to her husband: "can you help me with this jigsaw - it is supposed to be a tiger´s head but I can´t get it right".
Husband: "Just put the Frosties back in the box please"
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772. |
22 Sep 2009 Tue 05:01 pm |
Much as I hate blonde girl jokes...
Blonde girl says to her husband: "can you help me with this jigsaw - it is supposed to be a tiger´s head but I can´t get it right".
Husband: "Just put the Frosties back in the box please"
So good she named it twice!
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773. |
23 Sep 2009 Wed 02:20 pm |
Muse on an Italian TV show - clearly annoyed that they could not perform live and knowing that the presenters didn´t know who they were - swap places - with Matt on drums!!!!!!!!!
Check video at 3.17 - hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn2qKraB1lQ
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774. |
24 Sep 2009 Thu 02:37 pm |
Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Did Birdy see this?? She is missing a trick here
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775. |
24 Sep 2009 Thu 09:17 pm |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEdsUeq6xoY&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
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776. |
01 Oct 2009 Thu 02:18 am |
Kaddafi`s "over-classy" sunglasses...
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777. |
01 Oct 2009 Thu 07:04 pm |
Kaddafi`s "over-classy" sunglasses...
Are you sure it is not a reincarnation of Michael Jackson?
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778. |
01 Oct 2009 Thu 08:44 pm |
All I can look at is that HUGE gap between his lips and his nose!!!!!!!!!! OMG that is a BIG space
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779. |
01 Oct 2009 Thu 11:34 pm |
Are you sure it is not a reincarnation of Michael Jackson?
I thought he was doing an Andrea Bocelli impersonation..........
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780. |
02 Oct 2009 Fri 03:01 pm |
All I can look at is that HUGE gap between his lips and his nose!!!!!!!!!! OMG that is a BIG space
I dare not look at the HUGE gap between his lips and his nose.............. that hair URGGGGGGGG, puts me off my lunch
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781. |
03 Oct 2009 Sat 10:15 pm |
Gazprom accused of branding fail over Nigerian joint venture ´Nigaz´
by Jennifer Whitehead, Brand Republic 29-Jun-09, 09:00
LONDON - The perils of international branding have once again been highlighted with the news of Russian gas giant Gazprom´s new joint venture with Nigerian firm NNPC -- to be called Nigaz.
While the origin of the name is easily explained -- a conjunction of the words "Nigeria" and "gaz" -- English-speakers seeing the word written down find the brand name has rather different connotations.
Incredulous Twitterers quickly spread the story around, dubbing it a branding fail and prompting a number to suggest Nigaz should adopt a strapline along the lines of "gas with attitude".
It is not the first time that an attempt at creating an international brand name has failed. Mitsubishi was forced to change the name of its SUV model the Pajero in Spain, where the term means ´wanker´. Starbucks opted to stick with the term ´latte´ when it launched in Germany, to the amusement of locals. While the word means ´milk´ in Italian, in German it is a slang term for ´erection´.
A simple translation error meant that a Parker Pen ad run in Mexico ended up promising consumers that it would not "leak in your pocket and make you pregnant", which is at least a more honest promise than Pepsi´s "come alive with the Pepsi generation" slogan, which famously ended up as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead" in Taiwan.
Chinese translations are fraught with difficulties -- Kentucky Fried Chicken´s "finger lickin´ good" managed to come out as "eat your fingers off". While closer to home, Orange´s "the future´s bright, the future´s Orange" did not go down well with Catholics in Northern Ireland, for whom the term "orange" is most closely associated with Protestantism.
Nigaz will build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.
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782. |
04 Oct 2009 Sun 02:34 pm |
In December I´m going to Guatemala and because I have a stopover in Houston I had to apply for the US Visa Waiver Program. Filling in all necessary information I came to these questions:
A) Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict? Yes / No B) Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance; or have been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or have been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities? Yes / No C) Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies? Yes / No D) Are you seeking to work in the U.S.; or have you ever been excluded and deported; or been previously removed from the United States or procured or attempted to procure a visa or entry into the U.S. by fraud or misrepresentation? Yes / No E) Have you ever detained, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen granted custody of the child? Yes / No F) Have you ever been denied a U.S. visa or entry into the U.S. or had a U.S. visa canceled? Yes / No If yes: when where G) Have you ever asserted immunity from prosecution? Yes / No
Sure, if the answer would be ´yes, I´m a terrorist´ or any of these other rather silly questions I would answer positive......
BTW - permission to go to Houston is already granted.....
Edited (10/4/2009) by Trudy
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783. |
04 Oct 2009 Sun 05:32 pm |
In December I´m going to Guatemala ....
Just watch out who you bump into....... he looks a bit of a mean (but nicely decorated) dudu...
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784. |
04 Oct 2009 Sun 07:07 pm |
hehehehehe a camera joke that´s interesting to see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgJVE-Zqd8g&feature=related
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785. |
04 Oct 2009 Sun 07:18 pm |
hehehehehe a camera joke that´s interesting to see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgJVE-Zqd8g&feature=related
camera joke?
that sounds so "Turkeylish" as my english teacher in hs would say.
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786. |
04 Oct 2009 Sun 07:25 pm |
camera joke?
that sounds so "Turkeylish" as my english teacher in hs would say.
then what would we say?
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787. |
04 Oct 2009 Sun 07:57 pm |
camera fun!
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788. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 01:15 pm |
A couple of my posts were deleted
I am a fully fledged member of the CGGDP!
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789. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 04:32 pm |
A couple of my posts were deleted
I am a fully fledged member of the CGGDP!
Perhaps you should be more concerned with the leaves on your lawn instead of causing trouble here!
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790. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 04:58 pm |
Perhaps you should be more concerned with the leaves on your lawn instead of causing trouble here!
Not in MY garden - in the garden at work!
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791. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 05:26 pm |
In December I´m going to Guatemala and because I have a stopover in Houston I had to apply for the US Visa Waiver Program. Filling in all necessary information I came to these questions:
A) Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict? Yes / No B) Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance; or have been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or have been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities? Yes / No C) Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies? Yes / No D) Are you seeking to work in the U.S.; or have you ever been excluded and deported; or been previously removed from the United States or procured or attempted to procure a visa or entry into the U.S. by fraud or misrepresentation? Yes / No E) Have you ever detained, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen granted custody of the child? Yes / No F) Have you ever been denied a U.S. visa or entry into the U.S. or had a U.S. visa canceled? Yes / No If yes: when where G) Have you ever asserted immunity from prosecution? Yes / No
Sure, if the answer would be ´yes, I´m a terrorist´ or any of these other rather silly questions I would answer positive......
BTW - permission to go to Houston is already granted.....
Aren´t all you cloggies terrorist? I am not sure I will feel safe in Houston with you here!
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792. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 07:25 pm |
Aren´t all you cloggies terrorist? I am not sure I will feel safe in Houston with you here!
Mwuhahahaha.....
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793. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 09:07 pm |
AE´s heinous spamming!
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794. |
05 Oct 2009 Mon 11:53 pm |
AE is spamming?? She didn´t spam ME!!!!!!!!!!
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795. |
06 Oct 2009 Tue 12:01 am |
AE is spamming?? She didn´t spam ME!!!!!!!!!!
Me neither and to think I just chased the raccoons off her fields
Edited (10/6/2009) by libralady
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796. |
07 Oct 2009 Wed 06:42 pm |
Me neither and to think I just chased the raccoons off her fields
.............you joke about raccoons....but I really have to deal with them. They are cute...but can be dangerous...(rabbies for one thing) they have hands, which they can use very well.
BTW I´ve found a source of granulated coyote urine........that in conjunction with recorded coyote howls works pretty well....hmmm....Ill have to be careful with the coyote stuff....I don´t want to attract them to my backyard.
Edited (10/7/2009) by alameda
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797. |
07 Oct 2009 Wed 08:05 pm |
Raccoons appear to be quite clever too. I finally had to move my garbage cans in the garage. What seems to be a problem now is deer season. Almost have hit two deers now coming to work.. I feel terrible when I see them crossing busy intersections, since we have forced them out of their natural habitat. I´m wondering if those deer detectors you can buy for your car, really works..
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798. |
07 Oct 2009 Wed 10:10 pm |
Raccoons appear to be quite clever too. I finally had to move my garbage cans in the garage. What seems to be a problem now is deer season. Almost have hit two deers now coming to work.. I feel terrible when I see them crossing busy intersections, since we have forced them out of their natural habitat. I´m wondering if those deer detectors you can buy for your car, really works..
Yes, I too see them in the roadways....different types too. There is one around here that is tiny almost like a goat, and others that are regular deer size.
Just drive slow and keep your eyes open. I´d hate to hit any living thing.............ewww....
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799. |
07 Oct 2009 Wed 10:57 pm |
Raccoons appear to be quite clever too. I finally had to move my garbage cans in the garage. What seems to be a problem now is deer season. Almost have hit two deers now coming to work.. I feel terrible when I see them crossing busy intersections, since we have forced them out of their natural habitat. I´m wondering if those deer detectors you can buy for your car, really works..
Well, here in the great state of Texas, we shoot them. They are rarely a problem after that!
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800. |
07 Oct 2009 Wed 11:43 pm |
Well, here in the great state of Texas, we shoot them. They are rarely a problem after that!
Raccoons are a protected animal in most parts of the USA.............and I sure would not want to be on any Texas roadway if you shoot deers on them.
Usually hunters must have a license, and the hunting is only done in particular seasons.
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801. |
08 Oct 2009 Thu 04:13 pm |
Raccoons are a protected animal in most parts of the USA.............and I sure would not want to be on any Texas roadway if you shoot deers on them.
Usually hunters must have a license, and the hunting is only done in particular seasons.
alameda, we are talking about a state where it is ok to shoot a human intruder on your property! I am fairly sure shooting a deer out of season would go pretty much unnoticed!
Just had to add the funny Texas links:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIiZfpQQkPA&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo
Edited (10/8/2009) by Elisabeth
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802. |
08 Oct 2009 Thu 09:31 pm |
Ummm....well what can I say???...as I´ve said before.....I do my best to stay far far away from Texas....
"The work goes on, the cause still endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die"
Edward Kennedy 1932-2009
Until then.....
Edited (10/8/2009) by alameda
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803. |
08 Oct 2009 Thu 10:22 pm |
Well, here in the great state of Texas, we shoot them. They are rarely a problem after that!
Is that why we have an over abundance of them roaming around...they ran away from you Texans with your guns....
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804. |
08 Oct 2009 Thu 10:47 pm |
Is that why we have an over abundance of them roaming around...they ran away from you Texans with your guns....
You´re darn tootin!!
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805. |
08 Oct 2009 Thu 10:48 pm |
Ummm....well what can I say???...as I´ve said before.....I do my best to stay far far away from Texas....
What a shame!
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806. |
09 Oct 2009 Fri 08:08 pm |
Ummm....well what can I say???...as I´ve said before.....I do my best to stay far far away from Texas....
What a shame!
I would love to visit Texas...
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807. |
09 Oct 2009 Fri 08:11 pm |
I would love to visit Texas...
I thought you wére from Texas..... (Please don´t  
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808. |
09 Oct 2009 Fri 08:56 pm |
I thought you wére from Texas..... (Please don´t  
Actually, they are Daughters of the Confederacy.............
From the Handbook..........I think it´s hard for one outside of the USA to understand.
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809. |
10 Oct 2009 Sat 01:08 am |
If I was French I´d Hate Myself T-shirt Screen Printed Tshirt, 100% Cotton, Short Sleeve, BLK, "If I was French I´d Hate Myself"
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810. |
10 Oct 2009 Sat 04:33 pm |
If I was French I´d Hate Myself T-shirt Screen Printed Tshirt, 100% Cotton, Short Sleeve, BLK, "If I was French I´d Hate Myself"
This is not funny!!!
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811. |
11 Oct 2009 Sun 12:51 am |
This is not funny!!!
It`s funny for everyone, minus the French.
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813. |
15 Oct 2009 Thu 11:06 am |
Ieuwwwwwww, it seems my conception could have been on my mother´s birthday... WHY did I look at this site? Totally creeps me out...
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814. |
15 Oct 2009 Thu 11:09 am |
Ieuwwwwwww, it seems my conception could have been on my mother´s birthday... WHY did I look at this site? Totally creeps me out...
hubby`s birthday gift
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815. |
01 Nov 2009 Sun 07:23 am |
tami´s all worn out from trick-or-treating and he wants me to go to bed
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817. |
06 Jan 2010 Wed 08:33 pm |
Ieuwwwwwww, it seems my conception could have been on my mother´s birthday... WHY did I look at this site? Totally creeps me out...
Oh! Perhaps I can use this site once those babies are born to see when they were made and to see if the twin´s mummy was lying
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818. |
07 Jan 2010 Thu 10:30 pm |
Oh! Perhaps I can use this site once those babies are born to see when they were made and to see if the twin´s mummy was lying
Come on...im sure that even if a DNA test will prove that he is the father you will still doubt it
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819. |
08 Jan 2010 Fri 12:34 am |
The time setting option must have bent the time continuum as Kitty is replying to post almost 4 years old
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820. |
08 Jan 2010 Fri 12:37 am |
The time setting option must have bent the time continuum as Kitty is replying to post almost 4 years old
Hey, it´s Slavica´s fault for bringing to attention that funny thread of freshman!! Ahh.. the nostalgia of remembering the old members too..
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821. |
08 Jan 2010 Fri 01:26 am |
Come on...im sure that even if a DNA test will prove that he is the father you will still doubt it
Oh, no, you clearly don´t understand my problem with this issue. I don´t think it´s okay if women lie about baby-daddies Anyway, just came across the old link and remember the daddy issue being a hot topic also on the forum, thought it would be a funny link... uhum...
Edited (1/8/2010) by barba_mama
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822. |
08 Jan 2010 Fri 02:02 am |
Hey, it´s Slavica´s fault for bringing to attention that funny thread of freshman!! Ahh.. the nostalgia of remembering the old members too..
Yeap! This is truth... unlike Freshman, some people left and never came back
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823. |
08 Jan 2010 Fri 12:21 pm |
What made me laugh today is the morning radio show... aren´t those just great, making people across the world wake up with a smile
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824. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 01:45 am |
Two insurance agents came to my house today and started the usual talk "what a lovely house, what a great jigsaw puzzle picture on the wall" and, of course, "what a sweet little man" looking at my son. the moment he heard that, he grabbed his toy piggy bang and flung it at the woman´s feet with a mischevious smile. You should have seen her face
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825. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 03:31 pm |
Two insurance agents came to my house today and started the usual talk "what a lovely house, what a great jigsaw puzzle picture on the wall" and, of course, "what a sweet little man" looking at my son. the moment he heard that, he grabbed his toy piggy bang and flung it at the woman´s feet with a mischevious smile. You should have seen her face
I take it the premium would be too high to insure him lol
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826. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 05:27 pm |
Some stand up comedy by Eddie Izzard.
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827. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 09:11 pm |
The new class - Swearing and vulgarities in Turkish
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828. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 09:12 pm |
The new class - Swearing and vulgarities in Turkish
yesthey forced me in the and they got answers!
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829. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 09:43 pm |
yesthey forced me in the and they got answers!
Cant forget about your nokia thread... it will always make me laugh
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830. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 10:17 pm |
yesthey forced me in the and they got answers!
´They´???
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831. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 10:21 pm |
´They´???
Wait for his next account and he will answear you
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832. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 10:24 pm |
Wait for his next account and he will answear you
- I got private messages as well as public ones
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833. |
09 Jan 2010 Sat 10:26 pm |
- I got private messages as well as public ones
Really ? I did not !
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834. |
10 Jan 2010 Sun 12:15 am |
- I got private messages as well as public ones
Damn, you put your picture up again didn´t you!
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835. |
10 Jan 2010 Sun 08:29 pm |
Damn, you put your picture up again didn´t you!
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836. |
20 Jan 2010 Wed 12:21 am |
Ok, so Polish people mock everything, they have no respect for classical music either. Now, what happens if we take 4 opera singers, a conductor and well...not too classical piece of music?
Gummy Bear
and what happens if the women get too competitive (have to watch it till the end)?
Don Giovani
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837. |
20 Jan 2010 Wed 12:25 am |
Ok, so Polish people mock everything, they have no respect for classical music either. Now, what happens if we take 4 opera singers, a conductor and well...not too classical piece of music?
Gummy Bear
and what happens if the women get too competitive (have to watch it till the end)?
Don Giovani
agree,brilliant!
DD why you are selling out or national secret????
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838. |
20 Jan 2010 Wed 12:33 am |
agree,brilliant!
DD why you are selling out or national secret????
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839. |
15 Feb 2010 Mon 08:26 pm |
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841. |
22 Feb 2010 Mon 09:04 pm |
Being called "snake like"
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842. |
22 Feb 2010 Mon 09:08 pm |
Being called "snake like"
Python or anaconda?
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843. |
22 Feb 2010 Mon 09:11 pm |
Python or anaconda?
I´m going to have to go with the viper!
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844. |
23 Feb 2010 Tue 01:46 am |
Being called "snake like"
you hissed or did somebody got bitten?
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845. |
23 Feb 2010 Tue 03:57 pm |
Being called "snake like"
Did you forget to moisturize again?
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846. |
23 Feb 2010 Tue 07:42 pm |
İ bought today from İstanbul 2 pair of underwear to take to my grandma when i go back home... a friend of mine told me to wear one in the night for my boyfriend ... i with
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847. |
25 Feb 2010 Thu 07:46 am |
awsome
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848. |
28 Feb 2010 Sun 11:44 am |
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849. |
28 Feb 2010 Sun 02:47 pm |
hahaha, click or die!!
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850. |
01 Mar 2010 Mon 05:45 pm |
Is GG offering up her venom as a antidote to computer viruses again? When will people learn that GG venom only works as a dudu repellant!
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851. |
09 Mar 2010 Tue 10:57 pm |
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852. |
09 Mar 2010 Tue 11:27 pm |
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853. |
13 Mar 2010 Sat 12:04 pm |
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854. |
13 Mar 2010 Sat 01:11 pm |
This made me laugh, but also reminded me of something else.
I went to a restraunt/ Bar the other night and went to the toilet when I went in there were a group of ladies laughing so much. I didnt´t get why, but when I came to wash my hands which was in a sink set back a bit in the wall so could not see where hands went, and had to bend down to the get a towel (they were underneath sink area) I saw that it was the same sink that the men used on their side . When bending down (as was needed to get towel) you could clearly see all the men in the toilet .... Some of those ladies stayed there all night I am sure.
Need a different sign for that toilet for sure
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855. |
21 Mar 2010 Sun 03:02 pm |
I was trying to read something my friend sent me a link to in Russian (this thingy) and got hysterical looking at what "hahaha" looks like written in Cyrilic alphabet ("xaxaxa")
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856. |
21 Mar 2010 Sun 03:57 pm |
I was trying to read something my friend sent me a link to in Russian (this thingy) and got hysterical looking at what "hahaha" looks like written in Cyrilic alphabet ("xaxaxa")
how about a male genitals in cyrilic?
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857. |
21 Mar 2010 Sun 04:22 pm |
I tried to open the link but it is blocked, i think it is something indecent.
I was trying to read something my friend sent me a link to in Russian (this thingy) and got hysterical looking at what "hahaha" looks like written in Cyrilic alphabet ("xaxaxa")
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858. |
21 Mar 2010 Sun 04:53 pm |
I tried to open the link but it is blocked, i think it is something indecent.
Indecent? No way It was just hard to resize :
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859. |
21 Mar 2010 Sun 05:21 pm |
Still cannot see, but anyway thanks for your great effort ...
Indecent? No way It was just hard to resize :
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860. |
24 Mar 2010 Wed 05:55 pm |
nothing! there´s nothing to laugh about..
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861. |
24 Mar 2010 Wed 06:20 pm |
nothing! there´s nothing to laugh about..
Awww, canim, I bet you need some TLC!
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862. |
25 Mar 2010 Thu 10:28 pm |
this photo........
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863. |
28 Mar 2010 Sun 05:07 am |
That I couldn´t find a girlfriend today, either!
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864. |
30 Mar 2010 Tue 12:50 am |
I found this on Face Book. I think it is in reference to American Turks....but....
You know your a Turk if....
There is sale on any item, you buy 100 of them You make coffee in a saucepan You think that the Turks are the most amazing race on the face of earth and everyone is jealous of us and try to destroy us You eat Kofte and pilav for 8 days straight because your mum made enough to feed 20 families Your grandmother can make yogurt or jam from nothing Your guy relatives look like mafia during bayram You call an older person you have never met before "uncle", "aunty" or abi You hide everything from your parents Your mum uses tea towels to cover food rather than glad-wrap Your mother does everything for you if you are male Your father or grandfather used to work for Ford You claim to be European even though your family is from the Asian side of the Bosphorus You live or have relatives in Mildura or Shepparton You live or have relatives in Dandenong, Coburg, Auburn, or Broadmedows/Meadow Heights You do all the housework and cooking if you´re female You put a sound system in every car you own Your relatives alone could populate a small city Everyone is a family friend or somehow related to you You always try moving out of home but always end up returning You love kebabs, iskender and eating You think Turks invented Kickboxing and Football You can speak fluent Turklish.. eg "I was dertlesing on the phone..´ or ´that was lesh lan´ Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10 When you have a dinner party there is enough food to last for the next two months You avoid public places with a member of the opposite sex especially if there is an acquantance within 250 miles radius You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on" You get very upset when airlines refuses to accept your luggage which is 80 kg overweight You´re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school You are always taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go Your mother seems to think her future lies at the bottom of a little coffee cup Your parents compare you to all of their friends kids No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming for a visit You talk with your guests at the door for 20-30 minutes when they are leaving You show your love and affection to people by physically hurting them (esp. pinching, slapping, biting) if you eat olives, cheese and tomatoes for breakfast Grape leaves make a great dinner You can sing at least one Sezen Aksu song, in tune, from beginning to end, backwards and sideway, and inside and out. You go to football games armed with a range of weaponry ranging from kitchen knives to katanas. You treat any form of international sports event as a matter of life or death. You drink your tea from an hourglass-shaped glass… Without milk. You know you´re Turk when your parents pronounce Coburg as Kobruk, Coles as Kolles, Kmart as Kemarket, Broadmeadows as Brotmodoz, Greenvale Reservoir as Fordun Arkasi, Coburg Lake as Corum Parki, Safeway as Sefvay... You consider Eurovision as some form of patriotic excursion. And you´re proud that you no longer end up with ´no point´. You end a boozy night out having a soup made of cow intestines. And no night out is a night out without booze. Preferably raki. And no night out starts before 11 o´clock. You never buy bin bags but use your saved grocery bags for it. Sunflower seeds are the snack of choice for a night in watching TV. You´ve been on the minibus – a form of public transport consisting of a psychotic driver whose got delusions of being on a Formula 1 track, his assistant that hangs out the side door, shouting out the destination (´Aksaray, Aksaray!) and a dozen passengers huddled together like sardines in a tin. You know at least one person who thinks yoghurt is the magical cure for every disease. And another person who thinks going around barefoot is the cause of all major ailments. You pull your earlobe, make a kissing sound with your lips and touch wood to ward off evil. Any ill that might come your way is a sign of the much-feared ´evil eye´. You´ve spent a good deal of your life taking off your shoes as you walk into a house. And you´ve been to houses where they keep slippers of all shapes, sizes and colours for guests. You´ve been chased around the house, at least once, by your mom brandishing that fatal weapon: her slipper. Your family would probably disown you if you became a vegetarian. No meat? What nonsense? You put salt in your food before you taste it You can drink everyday of the week but you dont eat pork because its a sin You yell at somebody who doesn´t understand you rather than re-phrasing You require a visa to travel to half the world´s countries. You get offended by food labels in other countries labelling your own food ´Greek feta´, ´Greek yoghurt´ or ´Greek humus´… You dislike the Greeks because they are competition but you like them because they´re ´our neighbour´. You are inclined to dance to any tune, including the banging and clunking of kitchen crockery. People pretty much take it for granted that you can belly-dance simply because you´re Turkish and ´it´s your traditional dance, right?´ When you don your latest Nike trainers or your Gucci bag, it is highly likely that someone will ask you whether they are real or fake. You probably know the hairiest man in the world, or better yet, are related to him. ´Spawn of donkey´ or ´bear´ are words that are considered to be pretty offensive insults in your native language. You wouldn´t be able to talk if your hands were amputated. You greet friends with a kiss on each cheek and a hug. Even if you are both male, yes. You greet your elders by kissing their hand Not only do you have water surrounding your corner of the world on three sides, you tend to enjoy sitting at the water´s edge contemplating your life when you´re depressed. You spend half your lifetime complaining about your country and your people, and the other half announcing to the world you are Turkish and proud of it. You read this list and go, "Yeah, I do that!"
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865. |
30 Mar 2010 Tue 01:35 am |
You talk with your guests at the door for 20-30 minutes when they are leaving
This one describes rather Swiss people than Turks. Once you hear "Tschüss!" at the door, you have up to 30 minutes to do whatever you like, pretending you listen to your guest. You can go back to living room and continue to read your book or to the kitchen and make yourself coffee and after 30 minutes come back to the door and finally reply "Tschüss!"
Edited (3/30/2010) by pagliaccio
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866. |
30 Mar 2010 Tue 09:07 pm |
Alemda, nice post very recognizable from my trips and family visits
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867. |
31 Mar 2010 Wed 11:00 pm |
My baby´s first temper tantrum. She threw herself on the floor after I took something away from her. She stopped crying when I walked away from her but as soon as I turned and looked at her, she threw herself back on the floor and began screaming again! She will be a great actress someday!
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868. |
01 Apr 2010 Thu 08:37 am |
My baby´s first temper tantrum. She threw herself on the floor after I took something away from her. She stopped crying when I walked away from her but as soon as I turned and looked at her, she threw herself back on the floor and began screaming again! She will be a great actress someday!
Awww just like her mommy!
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869. |
01 Apr 2010 Thu 11:05 am |
nice post, Alameda. never thought I would say this to you. loved your post.
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870. |
03 Apr 2010 Sat 03:50 am |
................Oh my....the sky must be falling!!! R U N !!!
nice post, Alameda. never thought I would say this to you. loved your post.
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872. |
27 May 2010 Thu 01:32 am |
Ok, I know Chuck Norris jokes are so last century, but I was laughing like mad at this one:
Type "find Chuck Norris" into google and hit the "I´m feeling lucky" button istead of "search"
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873. |
27 May 2010 Thu 06:39 pm |
Ok, I know Chuck Norris jokes are so last century, but I was laughing like mad at this one:
Type "find Chuck Norris" into google and hit the "I´m feeling lucky" button istead of "search"
Made me laugh!!
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874. |
27 May 2010 Thu 10:28 pm |
Old pictures of my boss... GOD, how funny A perm was not his best choice in life
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875. |
31 May 2010 Mon 02:38 am |
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876. |
04 Jun 2010 Fri 05:39 pm |
Edited (6/7/2010) by gezegen
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877. |
05 Aug 2010 Thu 01:20 am |
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878. |
06 Aug 2010 Fri 11:57 pm |
I didn´t laugh out loud, but the incident did tickle me
I have lived for several years around the corner from a Jehovah´s Witness meeting hall. Never once have they knocked on my door.
Today, I was on the Metro from Havalımani and I was approached by a lady sitting next to me. She asked me what language I spoke, then proceeded to take out a booklet and went to the English page. It was an introduction to the Jehovah´s Witness movement.
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879. |
07 Aug 2010 Sat 03:20 am |
I didn´t laugh out loud, but the incident did tickle me
I have lived for several years around the corner from a Jehovah´s Witness meeting hall. Never once have they knocked on my door.
Today, I was on the Metro from Havalımani and I was approached by a lady sitting next to me. She asked me what language I spoke, then proceeded to take out a booklet and went to the English page. It was an introduction to the Jehovah´s Witness movement.
Hummm.....well, have you been saved or not?
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880. |
07 Aug 2010 Sat 01:23 pm |
Pfff, the Jehova´s Whitnesses are alwayssss knocking on my door. I work from home several days a week, and then they irritate me. I guess their target audience is "people who are at home during a work week at 11 o clock in the morning"... So I guess their usual target audience is "people who have nothing going on in their lives anyway"
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881. |
07 Aug 2010 Sat 02:39 pm |
I used to be a Jehova Witnesses´ magnet when I lived in Poland. I´ve no idea what they saw in me that no matter where I´d move, they´d follow and try to convert me to their irritating sect. Fortunately, here I haven´t met a single one, although their Hall is quite near. And all other door-to-door salvation sellers are polite enought to go away after being told I´m not interested.
A friend of mine left Jehova Witnesses after discovering their scams and dishonesty. In result her whole family who were in it stopped were forced to turn their backs at her, which meant no more talking to her or having any contact at all. So pathetic really...
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882. |
07 Aug 2010 Sat 05:02 pm |
I used to be a Jehova Witnesses´ magnet when I lived in Poland. I´ve no idea what they saw in me that no matter where I´d move, they´d follow and try to convert me to their irritating sect. Fortunately, here I haven´t met a single one, although their Hall is quite near. And all other door-to-door salvation sellers are polite enought to go away after being told I´m not interested.
A friend of mine left Jehova Witnesses after discovering their scams and dishonesty. In result her whole family who were in it stopped were forced to turn their backs at her, which meant no more talking to her or having any contact at all. So pathetic really...
Same thing happened to a friend of mine but actually she was better off without her crazy family.
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883. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 12:42 am |
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884. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 11:19 am |
Hm, that one doesn´t really work written down... The English teacher in me says "fan is not spelled correctly."
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885. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 01:58 pm |
Hm, that one doesn´t really work written down... The English teacher in me says "fan is not spelled correctly."
...and how exactly does the English teacher in you think ´fan´ should be spelt then???
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886. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 03:36 pm |
...and how exactly does the English teacher in you think ´fan´ should be spelt then???
fen? ven? ventilator? fantilator?
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887. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 04:01 pm |
Hm, that one doesn´t really work written down... The English teacher in me says "fan is not spelled correctly."
Of course it´s spelt correctly!
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888. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 09:09 pm |
The guy in the picture is a fan... the windy thing in the picture is a ven, which is short for ventilator. Sorry for totally ruining the joke
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889. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 10:29 pm |
The guy in the picture is a fan... the windy thing in the picture is a ven, which is short for ventilator. Sorry for totally ruining the joke
Actually the windy thingy is called fan in English. And so is the manual version of it
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890. |
12 Aug 2010 Thu 11:29 pm |
The guy in the picture is a fan... the windy thing in the picture is a ven, which is short for ventilator. Sorry for totally ruining the joke
HAHAHAHA This made me laugh .. Never heard of a ven in my life.
And we use ventilator to describe a machine used in hospitals to help people breath which they are attached to through a pipe.
Edited (8/12/2010) by insallah
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891. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 12:06 am |
A ventilator is just about anything that moves air. Anyway, I had some discussion with some people (ake the rest of the teachers) about the ven/fan thing, and I stand corrected. After a long debate, the conclusion was that fan is also correct in this case But I still ruined the joke
Now, give me another joke to mess up!!!
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892. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 01:29 am |
A ventilator is just about anything that moves air. Anyway, I had some discussion with some people (aka the rest of the teachers) about the ven/fan thing, and I stand corrected. After a long debate, the conclusion was that fan is also correct in this case But I still ruined the joke
Now, give me another joke to mess up!!!
No - you didn´t ruin the joke - because the joke was correct and you were wrong!! ...but it´s really good of all you teachers to conclude that we native English speakers know how to speak our own language!
Edited (8/13/2010) by lady in red
Edited (8/13/2010) by lady in red
Edited (8/13/2010) by lady in red
[changed something]
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893. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 09:04 am |
No - you didn´t ruin the joke - because the joke was correct and you were wrong!! ...but it´s really good of all you teachers to conclude that we native English speakers know how to speak our own language!
That must be a great relief!
I have two mother tongues and none I speak correct. Probably Russians will laugh at my Russian, and Kazakhs at my Kazakh.
Polish would sometimes correct me (at forums, when they run out of arguments).
English, they are very tolerant. They never ever criticized my English.
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894. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 10:03 am |
No - you didn´t ruin the joke - because the joke was correct and you were wrong!! ...but it´s really good of all you teachers to conclude that we native English speakers know how to speak our own language!
Excuse me, I know I was wrong, but please don´t state that all native English speakers know how to speak English properly That line just made laugh harder than the fan-joke
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895. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 11:51 am |
Lemon - I can´t comment of your Kazakh or Russian, but your Polish is just brilliant. I mean your written Polish because I have never heard you speak it And I agree that English speakers are most forgiving when it comes to others torturing their language. As long as you´re being understood, you´ll hear your English is good
BM - I don´t think any native speaker would have trouble naming common things. True, some natives tend to make grammar or spelling mistakes but hardly ever are they wrong when it comes to naming objects
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896. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 03:01 pm |
Excuse me, I know I was wrong, but please don´t state that all native English speakers know how to speak English properly That line just made laugh harder than the fan-joke
I was actually referring to Insallah, Sonunda and myself with that comment - we native English speakers - and wondered why you couldn´t take our word for the fact that you were wrong without a ´long debate´. As DD says, it´s true many native English speakers grammar is pretty hopeless but I truly believe most of them would recognise a huge metal fan when they see one! Good to know I made you laugh though.
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897. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 06:37 pm |
Lemon - I can´t comment of your Kazakh or Russian, but your Polish is just brilliant. I mean your written Polish because I have never heard you speak it And I agree that English speakers are most forgiving when it comes to others torturing their language. As long as you´re being understood, you´ll hear your English is good
BM - I don´t think any native speaker would have trouble naming common things. True, some natives tend to make grammar or spelling mistakes but hardly ever are they wrong when it comes to naming objects
Thank you dear
I actually feel that Polish became my first language.
I have a huge complex when it comes to languages. There is always someone who has a better knowledge.
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898. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 06:38 pm |
Actually this joke became funnier than it was thanks to the English Teacher. I am your fan ET.
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899. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 08:32 pm |
That must be a great relief!
I have two mother tongues and none I speak correct. Probably Russians will laugh at my Russian, and Kazakhs at my Kazakh.
Polish would sometimes correct me (at forums, when they run out of arguments).
English, they are very tolerant. They never ever criticized my English.
The English only criticize other English speaking people....especially Bed Amerikans!! I guess Bed Amerikan is not concidered a foreign language to them??
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900. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 10:07 pm |
I don´t remember it being a long debate actually... I said "wrong spelling", somebody said "why?", I said why I thought so, and they told me I was wrong. I checked, I was wrong, and I said sorry Big whoop! Turns out ven is a Dutch (or perhaps even a local) abbreviation. I guess the long debate thing came from other people laughing at me for being wrong. Don´t care that much actually, everybody gets something wrong once in a while. At least I admit it This one isn´t has bad as the time I made a horrible dyslectic/nervous mistake during my first ever official English class. I spelled tomatoes wrong on the blackboard... ARGH!
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901. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 10:24 pm |
This one isn´t has bad as the time I made a horrible dyslectic/nervous mistake during my first ever official English class. I spelled tomatoes wrong on the blackboard... ARGH!
I never do this!
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902. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 11:11 pm |
Normally I don´t either... great timing...
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903. |
13 Aug 2010 Fri 11:57 pm |
I don´t remember it being a long debate actually... I said "wrong spelling", somebody said "why?", I said why I thought so, and they told me I was wrong. I checked, I was wrong, and I said sorry Big whoop! Turns out ven is a Dutch (or perhaps even a local) abbreviation. I guess the long debate thing came from other people laughing at me for being wrong. Don´t care that much actually, everybody gets something wrong once in a while. At least I admit it This one isn´t has bad as the time I made a horrible dyslectic/nervous mistake during my first ever official English class. I spelled tomatoes wrong on the blackboard... ARGH!
Don´t worry about it barba_mama there are a lot of tetchy people on here. If you had put a "t" behind your dutch ven you would have vent which in english is a ventilator. A fan is a ventilator with moving blades. Now we have inventor Dyson with a fan without moving blades so do not feel to despondent.
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904. |
14 Aug 2010 Sat 12:12 am |
BMcim - nobody laughed at you for being wrong, I think the fan discussion got a bit lenghty because you insisted on using the word ven (or rendering the word fan as incorrect) even though natives said it was perfectly all right . So, you know, it was as if I claimed that klompschoen should be called klompshoes
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905. |
14 Aug 2010 Sat 09:32 am |
Normally I don´t either... great timing...
I never do this either I am more than perfect.
(a while ago we had to shoot some video for our company and I was supposed to speak greetings -basically 10 words- I was blocked, I knew It was going to the Central. Actions more than 10 times. At the end I sounded like Mr. Bean. A complete embarassment I never forget.)
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906. |
14 Aug 2010 Sat 09:34 am |
Dyson is my favourite cleaner. Shame I cant take it with me.
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907. |
14 Aug 2010 Sat 11:05 am |
Don´t worry about it barba_mama there are a lot of tetchy people on here. If you had put a "t" behind your dutch ven you would have vent which in english is a ventilator. A fan is a ventilator with moving blades. Now we have inventor Dyson with a fan without moving blades so do not feel to despondent.
AHHHH! Okay, so THAT was it. Thank you. We have this saying in Holland, I heard the bell but didn´t know where the clapper was. Means something like, I heard about it, I was getting in the right direction, but didn´t really know what it was exactly.
BMcim - nobody laughed at you for being wrong, I think the fan discussion got a bit lenghty because you insisted on using the word ven (or rendering the word fan as incorrect) even though natives said it was perfectly all right . So, you know, it was as if I claimed that klompschoen should be called klompshoes
No I didn´t...somebody said, ven is wrong... I checked, I agreed. That was it. The only reason the discussion got lengthy is because everybody wanted to put their two cents in. The biggest bulk of this "discussion" was actually about the discussion itself, not about fan/ven/vent. If you can show me where I "insist" on using the word ven, I will say sorry again.
Now that Lemon and I have shared are moments of glory, how about other people sharing them to have a moment of total laughter at everybody´s expense
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908. |
14 Aug 2010 Sat 06:40 pm |
A news article and a column:
The news article is :
Real voice of Ataturk was found..
According to the news sources, they developed some of the videos in cultural ministery and found that the real voice of Ataturk was not ´a light voice´ we used to hear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_z2Yz8d1PE T
They said :His voice sounded like more resonant and deep!!!
And then, the ex head of Turkish Historical society Halacoglu said ´he agreed with the idea that Ataturk had not a light or pale voice´..
The source is here
http://www.haberform.com..-ataturk-konusma-dinle-abdulhamid-59880.htm
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Wow..Thanks god, one of the greatest problem of Turkey has been solved.. ´Why Ataturk had a light and pale voice´ was bothering all of us!!
Then
The column which made me laugh alot..
The title of the column is ´Voice of Ataturk is not light, voice of Ataturk is not light!!´
After explaining the peculiarity of the efforts and the joy with the discovery that Ataturk´s voice was not a light voice!!
This is what he wrote in the last lines of the column :
Defalarca yazdim, izah etmeye çalistim, diller döktüm, sonuç alamadim, yine tekrarliyorum: Biz hastayiz. Topluca hastayiz. Tedavi olmamiz gerekiyor.
Translated as:
I wrote many times; I tried to explain; but I could not get my message across , I am repeating again:
We are unwell. We are unwell alltogether.. We need madication!!
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909. |
14 Aug 2010 Sat 10:53 pm |
So, is there a youtube movie with the new "low" voice? We need proof of this! All these years of deception....
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910. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 12:07 am |
Presumedly you are wrong, anybody ever seen Barba wrong? I am sure she switches off her cell phone when she gets on a bus, a model citizen, all you should envy.
BMcim - nobody laughed at you for being wrong, I think the fan discussion got a bit lenghty because you insisted on using the word ven (or rendering the word fan as incorrect) even though natives said it was perfectly all right . So, you know, it was as if I claimed that klompschoen should be called klompshoes
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911. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 12:49 am |
Armegon!!! How dare you say I am wrong?! You must be getting old dear friend if you forget that I am NEVER wrong!!!!!
BM questioned the name of fan in post #884, one native wondered what BM thought the name was, another native stated clearly that the word fan was correct and BM still wouldn´t stand corrected until two posts later - one by a native and one, extremely helpful and containing visual aids , by my humble person - where she agreed that the word "fan is also correct in this case", which implied that there were other possibilities as well. Not to mention the fact that after LiR gave a funny comment on the situation BM turned offensive, belittling native speaker´s competence to judge what is and what is not correct.
I read BM´s posts as deeply serious at first and then I wondered if there was some Ditch humour in them that I missed...
disclaimer:
the above post was using daydreamerish sense of humour and should be read light-heartedly, preferably with a glass of your favourite drink in your hand, and bearing in mind that this post was not intended to offend anyone!
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912. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 11:30 am |
Ditch...lol... talk about bad timing to make a typo
So it was lengthy because it took me not one, but two posts to answer that I was wrong? Okay, this might sounds strange, but did you ever think about the fact that I might not be on this forum 24-7, and that I only logged on again after the two posts were made? I know... CRAZY idea.
And I was thinking yesterday... so they think the light voice isn´t Ataturk, but that Ataturk had a heavy voice... Who is the light voice on the tape?! Another mystery...
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913. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 01:19 pm |
I wasn´t going to mention it - but seeing as how there´s still some discussion going on - my comment about ´long debate´ didn´t refer to the number of posts but to BM´s own comment.
I don´t remember it being a long debate actually...
Quoting barba mama
Anyway, I had some discussion with some people (akA the rest of the teachers) about the ven/fan thing, and I stand corrected. After a long debate, the conclusion was that fan is also correct in this case
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914. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 01:34 pm |
Ohh how can I forget you? But lately you are peaceful and forgiving, possibly after having a great kid and possibly you are getting older dear Dreamer . I am sorry !!
Armegon!!! How dare you say I am wrong?! You must be getting old dear friend if you forget that I am NEVER wrong!!!!!
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915. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 02:04 pm |
I still want to know who the soft-voiced man really was...
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916. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 04:35 pm |
Ohh how can I forget you? But lately you are peaceful and forgiving, possibly after having a great kid and possibly you are getting older dear Dreamer . I am sorry !!
Aww you just couldn´t fail to add the remark about age, could you? Well, the change can also have happened because I´m preganant. Just wait till the end of march and I´ll be back to my normal venom-spitting self
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917. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 06:02 pm |
Aww you just couldn´t fail to add the remark about age, could you? Well, the change can also have happened because I´m preganant. Just wait till the end of march and I´ll be back to my normal venom-spitting self
Great news DD! Çok tebrikler to you and Mr DD! (I´m talking about the pregnancy btw not the return to venom-spitting - just in case of any misunderstanding!)
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918. |
15 Aug 2010 Sun 07:41 pm |
Great news DD! Çok tebrikler to you and Mr DD! (I´m talking about the pregnancy btw not the return to venom-spitting - just in case of any misunderstanding!)
Not the most appropriate thread DD but can I add my best wishes and hope everything goes well.
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919. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 12:24 am |
Thanks LiR and Bydand
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920. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 01:36 am |
Congratulations!!
Aww you just couldn´t fail to add the remark about age, could you? Well, the change can also have happened because I´m preganant. Just wait till the end of march and I´ll be back to my normal venom-spitting self
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921. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 09:42 am |
cheers
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922. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 09:49 am |
cheers
Your little terrorist will have a company Or he will have more people to terrorize?
Congrats, Ann! Children are the blessing from God.
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923. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 09:57 am |
Your little terrorist will have a company Or he will have more people to terrorize?
Congrats, Ann! Children are the blessing from God.
That´s what I´d like to know myself I´ll keep that thing about blessing the next time I have to pick him up from the floor in a shop, screaming his head off and wriggling like a worm on a hook
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924. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 10:05 am |
That´s what I´d like to know myself I´ll keep that thing about blessing the next time I have to pick him up from the floor in a shop, screaming his head off and wriggling like a worm on a hook
eeeeeeeee. Let him scream as much as he wants. You are in Ireland, you are allowed to have a screaming child. Nobody pays attention nyway.
Kids are a blessing. Although thank God I say to myself that mine are bigger. I still love babies.
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925. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 12:04 pm |
eeeeeeeee. Let him scream as much as he wants. You are in Ireland, you are allowed to have a screaming child. Nobody pays attention nyway.
Kids are a blessing. Although thank God I say to myself that mine are bigger. I still love babies.
I completely agree with that!!
I think kids are giving us one thing which no one can give: The chance to love someone unconditionally , knowing that no circumstances can change it and you dont worry if he/she leaves you or does not love you back..
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926. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 03:00 pm |
This cracked me up today:
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927. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 03:42 pm |
Just buy him a vuvuzela
That´s what I´d like to know myself I´ll keep that thing about blessing the next time I have to pick him up from the floor in a shop, screaming his head off and wriggling like a worm on a hook
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928. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 06:07 pm |
DD, your post is in a wrong thread These people belong to Gokuyum´s thread of favourite deads.
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929. |
16 Aug 2010 Mon 06:49 pm |
DD, your post is in a wrong thread These people belong to Gokuyum´s thread of favourite deads.
S/he found my sense of humour hard to digest and kicked me out of this thread. And called me br...-dead (brain?) because I suggested the names given as examples actually told something about subconscious choices. Oh well...nobody likes to hear these things these days
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930. |
21 Aug 2010 Sat 12:08 pm |
A blog with a huge collection of signs in really bad/funny English from around the world
http://engrishfunny.com/
Here´s one from Ephesus, Turkey
Edited (8/21/2010) by Daydreamer
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931. |
23 Aug 2010 Mon 09:34 am |
A blog with a huge collection of signs in really bad/funny English from around the world
http://engrishfunny.com/
Here´s one from Ephesus, Turkey
This made my morning, DD.
My japo friend makes the same mistakes. And I love it when she likes my new shoe lack, when Milosz becomes Mirosz or Mila Mira. (mira, fetch me a mirror).
Engrish is gut.
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932. |
24 Aug 2010 Tue 01:03 am |
kralicerim |
Deleted several times before for swearing in the chat room and insulting other members |
Got to give Sev Yalniz respect for her continued attempts
Edited (8/24/2010) by insallah
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933. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 04:57 pm |
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/terrorism/dear_president_bush.htm
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God´s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said, "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God´s Laws and how to follow them.
- Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this law applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can´t I own Canadians?
- I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
- I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19 - 24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
- When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
- I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or should I ask the police to do it?
- A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don´t agree. Can you settle this? Are there "degrees" of abomination?
- Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
- Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
- I know from Lev. 11:6 - 8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
- My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10 - 16. Couldn´t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
Mr Bush, I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God´s word is eternal and unchanging.
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934. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 05:30 pm |
Daydramer...you are amazing!!!
I support 110% anyone´s right to marry who ever (and even whatever) they want - at the end of the day, we all die alone; so who we choose to love and share our short time on this planet with is up to the individual. Sadly, my great country is a bit slow on this matter (It was only 1967 that they woke up and realized that it was unconstititional to ban marriage based on skin color, especially since there are a milion shades of beauty).
My last thought...if anyone is against marriage to the same sex - then they should be free to marry someone of the opposite sex. Issue closed - everyone´s happy!
fyi...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBR0dq0XXk
for anyone who really wants to delve into this matter...educate yourselves...
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935. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 07:25 pm |
Until my last breath I will be standing against the same sex marriages, even if I lose and the world ends up blessing every gay. You call me backward, uneducated, whatever. My and your happiness is not anything ultimate.
Bible says this about our times:
1But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.
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936. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 08:03 pm |
.......conceited, lovers of pleasure.....blah, blah
Can´t wait!
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937. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 08:27 pm |
.......conceited, lovers of pleasure.....blah, blah
Can´t wait!
Morris, Bible doesnt contain blah blah. You dont have to wait for anything, You have it now, we all are pleasure seekers. We go after our lust and desire. We are selfish and very much self loving.
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938. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 08:34 pm |
Morris, Bible doesnt contain blah blah. You dont have to wait for anything, You have it now, we all are pleasure seekers. We go after our lust and desire. We are selfish and very much self loving.
Well, you´re not giving gay people much choice, right? You´re not letting them love eachother, they might as well love themselves instead... Hairy palms!!!
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939. |
26 Aug 2010 Thu 09:18 pm |
Bible says this about our times:
1But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. 2People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, 4treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— 5having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.
You mean there were times when the above was not true? :O
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940. |
30 Aug 2010 Mon 06:19 pm |
My story is something that made me laugh last week .
Whilst I was staying with friends in Turkey, we had a discussion one evening about regional accents, both in England and Turkey. Several accents were replicated as near as possible and we decided which accents we liked and disliked. I explained that the Liverpool (not too "thick"/"broad") and Newcastle accents were favourites of mine.
This isn´t funny in itself but I had to keep a straight face whilst I was on the flight home because:
My KLM flight from Istanbul to Manchester involved a transfer at Schipol (that´s another story and not very funny ). I got to my aisle seat in Istanbul and, after a few minutes a young woman and an older lady came to take the other two seats. They were in conversation with each other and, although I wasn´t listening directly, I assumed they were dutch as I couldn´t understand what they were saying and we were scheduled to change at Schipol. After about an hour the passengers were updated on the delay to the flight and many were concerned they may not make their connecting flights. As the cabin crew completed the announcement the lady next to me turned to me and asked me, IN A VERY BROAD LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT "Excuse me, are you flying to Manchester?"
What can I say . . . there was a lot of aircraft noise
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941. |
01 Sep 2010 Wed 11:36 pm |
only my compatriots, reverend lemon and melegim Tami can understand it. The whole Poland went crazy for Gary move out and forfiter
original
and what talented Poles made out of this as one of examples
and a song-forfiter blues..wonderful!!!
ps.being abroad means forgetting Polish and not being able to speak English properly..gary move out)))
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942. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 02:10 am |
Children are the blessing from God.
a gift from god, or a predictable consequence of mommy and daddy having a good time (or "sinning" in your language)?
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943. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 02:23 am |
a gift from god, or a predictable consequence of mommy and daddy having a good time (or "sinning" in your language)?
still tend to repeat after henryk sienkiewicz-the noble literary prize winner-Herodus was a great king!!!!!refering to children of course)
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944. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 04:52 am |
a gift from god, or a predictable consequence of mommy and daddy having a good time (or "sinning" in your language)?
You know, "it" doesn´t always happen....Case in point the multi-billion infertility industry....some spend mega bucks and get nothing...others hardly breath in the same room and bingo....very interesting............call it what you will....but it is not really that predictable.
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945. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 12:03 pm |
You know, "it" doesn´t always happen....Case in point the multi-billion infertility industry....some spend mega bucks and get nothing...others hardly breath in the same room and bingo....very interesting............call it what you will....but it is not really that predictable.
Well I saw the movie "The Men Who Stare at Goats ". I wonder it is possible to conceive a woman by just staring at her..
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946. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 12:44 pm |
Well I saw the movie "The Men Who Stare at Goats ". I wonder it is possible to conceive a woman by just staring at her..
Just to be on the safe side, please don´t try it on my photos!
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947. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 02:24 pm |
You know, "it" doesn´t always happen....Case in point the multi-billion infertility industry....some spend mega bucks and get nothing...others hardly breath in the same room and bingo....very interesting............call it what you will....but it is not really that predictable.
It always happens. Not always for the women, but sure enough for the men. Okay, it´s not so special, in a white room with some magazines. But a sin none the less.
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948. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 07:51 pm |
Barba...I don´t know where you have been, but it does not always happen..no matter how many magazines are available for that purpose....
............male infertility.........
It always happens. Not always for the women, but sure enough for the men. Okay, it´s not so special, in a white room with some magazines. But a sin none the less.
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949. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 09:41 pm |
I mean for making a baby If there is a baby, it happened somewhere. Unless we´re talking about clones, but as far as I know they´ve only cloned animals up to now.
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950. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 09:42 pm |
This whole conversation is making me laugh!
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951. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 10:04 pm |
I mean for making a baby If there is a baby, it happened somewhere. Unless we´re talking about clones, but as far as I know they´ve only cloned animals up to now.
Well....all I´ve got to say is that "it" has become pretty cold and sterile these days....and it seems there is only one party who is required to experience "pleasure" in this...guess who?
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952. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 10:20 pm |
Well....all I´ve got to say is that "it" has become pretty cold and sterile these days....and it seems there is only one party who is required to experience "pleasure" in this...guess who?
ahm..the party that pays? No?
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953. |
02 Sep 2010 Thu 10:44 pm |
Just to be on the safe side, please don´t try it on my photos!
You are scared.. aren´t ya?
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954. |
05 Sep 2010 Sun 02:27 pm |
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955. |
09 Sep 2010 Thu 01:12 pm |
Well last night actually...someone pointed out that it was 8th September 2010 and the time was 11.12pm...
The date and time were: 8/9/10/11/12
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956. |
10 Sep 2010 Fri 05:26 pm |
Well last night actually...someone pointed out that it was 8th September 2010 and the time was 11.12pm...
The date and time were: 8/9/10/11/12
Ahhhh, I always miss the things like that. I had to make a wish.
That´s why I am still not married.
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957. |
10 Sep 2010 Fri 06:51 pm |
Ahhhh, I always miss the things like that. I had to make a wish.
That´s why I am still not married.
Not being married yet is NOT a bad thing!! Anyway, I thought you and Cat were still an item?
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958. |
10 Sep 2010 Fri 07:21 pm |
I don´t like the word "item" used to describe a relationship. It´s like watching American shows for teenagers...oh and I hate it when couples are called by their names combined (it´s not captain Planet ffs!), eg Brangelina, Cuddy (House & Cuddy) or Meltwoman..../rant over
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959. |
10 Sep 2010 Fri 08:05 pm |
Not being married yet is NOT a bad thing!! Anyway, I thought you and Cat were still an item?
we could not endure the long distance and the passion faded away.
Anyway, i think you are right. being single is not bad at all!
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960. |
11 Sep 2010 Sat 05:59 am |
we could not endure the long distance and the passion faded away.
Anyway, i think you are right. being single is not bad at all!
Canim.. be honest about WHO exactly didn´t want a long distance relationship.. MY passion did NOT fade away!
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961. |
11 Sep 2010 Sat 07:06 pm |
i thought this was quite funny;
Subject: Message From HM The Queen to the Merkins
To the citizens of the United States of America, from Her Most Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
(You should look up ´revocation´ in the Oxford English Dictionary)...
1. ...then look up ‘aluminium’ and check the pronunciation guide. You may be surprised at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter ´U´ will be reinstated in words such as ´colour´, ´favour´, ´labour´ and ´neighbour.´ Likewise, you will learn to spell ´doughnut´ without skipping half the letters, the suffix ´-ize´ will be replaced by the suffix ´-ise´ and remember there is no such a word as ‘theater’, only ‘theatre’. Similar words, such as ‘centre’ will also require your attention. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels, (look up ´vocabulary´.
3. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ´like´ and ´you know´ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. You may use ``eh`` like the Canadians, however you must stop pronouncing Canada, Canader, and Cuba, Cuber. There is no such thing as US English. We will let M*crosoft know on your behalf. The M*crosoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ´u´ and the elimination of -ize. 4. 4th July will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
5. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you´re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can´t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you´re not ready to shoot grouse. 6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler, although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
7. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
8. The former USA will adopt UK pricing on petrol, (which you have been calling gasoline), of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
9. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips and those things you insist on calling potato chips are more properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
10. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are, pound for pound, the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat´s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 11. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as ‘good guys’. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Although Renée Zellweger and Johnny Depp both do a passable job, watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience somewhat akin to having one´s ears removed with a cheese grater.
12. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like a bunch of effete homosexuals). Don´t try rugby straightaway - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, as they regularly thrash us. 13. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played widely outside America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. 14. You must tell us who killed Kennedy. It´s been driving us mad.
15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty´s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, (backdated to 1776). 16. High Tea, or Tiffin, begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups and saucers; mugs will not be tolerated. Tea will be served with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream may be an alternative). Fresh English strawberries to accompany when in season.
God Save the Queen!
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962. |
12 Sep 2010 Sun 01:24 am |
Ah, they will rediscover the H in herb!
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963. |
18 Sep 2010 Sat 09:03 pm |
In a radio interview, Tony Blair discussed his conversion to Catholicism and describes himself as a "devout catholic" but when asked about the controversy surrounding the Pope´s visit said "...well, I dont actually believe in a pontiff and I disagree with his views on homosexuality and contraception...." - hmmmmmmmm
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964. |
23 Sep 2010 Thu 09:02 pm |
I was reading on a website how you could win £3000 in cash and this man commented how he could buy 3000 penny sweets If you haven´t worked out why it´s so funny, then do the maths. 3000 penny sweets = £300 not £3000. He would actually get 30,000 penny sweets.
I couldn´t help but laugh at his simple comical stupidity
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965. |
23 Sep 2010 Thu 11:01 pm |
I was reading on a website how you could win £3000 in cash and this man commented how he could buy 3000 penny sweets If you haven´t worked out why it´s so funny, then do the maths. 3000 penny sweets = £300 not £3000. He would actually get 30,000 penny sweets.
I couldn´t help but laugh at his simple comical stupidity
Must have been a RC priest (all those sweets)!!!! Oooops that´s not nice Libralady
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966. |
13 Oct 2010 Wed 08:00 pm |
I went over to my mum´s when she came over from Turkey and she bought me a T-shirt from the Shadow´s Bar in Ölüdeniz (was a frequent visitor in Ölüdeniz and so have a few friends over there) and the T-shirt says: Offical member of the Piss and Moan about everything club with Shadow´s Bar written also on it
- although it´s better suited for my sister, my mum knew it would make me laugh, and cheer me up for the fact I couldn´t go to Turkey this time
Edited (10/13/2010) by busyb
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967. |
25 Oct 2010 Mon 05:00 pm |
The Weather is a Dick!!
and the comments like :
-Don´t worry, the whole thing shrinks down when that cold weather hits it.
-Damn americans, even in a weather forecast mexico gets fckd
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968. |
01 Nov 2010 Mon 08:58 pm |
A PM I got when I logged in today:
Hi,Good Day!!!!!! My name is .Binue, I saw your profil today at (www.turkishclass.com) and was moved and become interested in you, I will like you to send me an email to my address (binue202@yahoo.com) so that i can give you my pictures for you to know whom i am. I believed we can move from here? Remember colour or distance does not matter but LOVE matters allot in life). Reply me back with my email address (binue202@yahoo.com) hope to hear from you soon yours .Binue!!!
Seriously? Not quite sure what he was "moved"on when it says nothing about me, and if it did it would state that I´m not single and that I´m also expecting! So him believing we can move on from here is a belief far from reality
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969. |
01 Nov 2010 Mon 09:47 pm |
A PM I got when I logged in today:
Hi,Good Day!!!!!! My name is .Binue, I saw your profil today at (www.turkishclass.com) and was moved and become interested in you, I will like you to send me an email to my address (binue202@yahoo.com) so that i can give you my pictures for you to know whom i am.
I believed we can move from here? Remember colour or distance does not matter but LOVE matters allot in life). Reply me back with my email address (binue202@yahoo.com) hope to hear from you soon yours .Binue!!!
Seriously? Not quite sure what he was "moved"on when it says nothing about me, and if it did it would state that I´m not single and that I´m also expecting! So him believing we can move on from here is a belief far from reality
busyb...I can´t believe you´re trying to steal my Dudu! He PM´d me FIRST!!!
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970. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 05:59 am |
busyb...I can´t believe you´re trying to steal my Dudu! He PM´d me FIRST!!!
So you and busy are the ones responsible for getting the love of my life deleted!!
Luckily he left his email address for me so that I can still reach him.
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971. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 10:43 am |
busyb...I can´t believe you´re trying to steal my Dudu! He PM´d me FIRST!!!
I don´t mean to brag (well, ok, I do) but I got this message TWICE! So, whose dudu is it now?
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972. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 12:36 pm |
I don´t mean to brag (well, ok, I do) but I got this message TWICE! So, whose dudu is it now?
....a dudu who also pms men! damn - i thought ´she´ was the girl for me
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973. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 02:51 pm |
....a dudu who also pms men! damn - i thought ´she´ was the girl for me
it may be because you have such a girlish nickname anyone could have made a mistake like that
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974. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 05:11 pm |
Offf.. and I thought he was only moved by MY profile and the feminist video I linked to..
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975. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 06:54 pm |
Offf.. and I thought he was only moved by MY profile and the feminist video I linked to..
There are very few men who can resist your feminist charms...but he was mine first! DD, he PMd me twice as well!!
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976. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 08:58 pm |
DD, he PMd me twice as well!!
touche!
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977. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 11:51 pm |
There are very few men who can resist your feminist charms...but he was mine first! DD, he PMd me twice as well!!
And I was pm´d 3 times!!!
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978. |
02 Nov 2010 Tue 11:58 pm |
me, only twice....
And I was pm´d 3 times!!!
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979. |
03 Nov 2010 Wed 01:55 am |
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980. |
03 Nov 2010 Wed 06:31 pm |
whaaat?! I didn´t TRY to steal anyone´s dudu! This dudu came on to me! I´m not so sure what to say to all the other dudu´s on my list though? shall I let them down gently? lol
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981. |
03 Nov 2010 Wed 06:44 pm |
shall I let them down gently? lol
What? and be a dudu dumper? You´re so mean!!
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982. |
03 Nov 2010 Wed 07:11 pm |
What? and be a dudu dumper? You´re so mean!!
Either that or a dudu player .... oooh good ring to it
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983. |
10 Nov 2010 Wed 01:03 am |
One of our more enterprising spammers has moved up to the next level. I received a private message on facebook with the same old tired, spammy-lines.....Your photo is really very beautiful.......Do you want to learn Turkish..........Where are you from?.....Blah, blah, blah!
So naturally I asked where he happened to see my picture and he said he saw it on the FB page for Turkish Class. Seems he is using FB to spread spam to a whole new audience!
I couldn´t get his TC nickname out of him (should I not have told him I wanted to see if he was deleted for spam? ) so I can´t positively confirm his identity but I would lay bets that he is a "spam-delete"!!!
Imagine my disappointment when he stopped responding after I told him that I would take his hesitance to give me his TC nickname as confirmation that he is a spammer.
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984. |
13 Nov 2010 Sat 01:07 am |
After celebrating Nov. 21 as "Liberation from Enemy Occupation Day" for 91 years, people of Mardin realized they have never been invaded!!
There are, however, official documents proving that British forces wanted to take Mardin, Ayanoglu told Dogan news agency.
As well, a French commander known as Col. Norman came to the city and informed officials that he wanted to invade it. ´However our ancestors, with great courage, stood against this demand and the colonel left the city after staying one or two nights and rejected the invasion idea. Consequently Mardin was not invaded, according to official documents,´ Ayanoglu said. ´A Liberation Day is not possible for a city that was not invaded.´
...´we now consider this special day Honor Day.´
http://www.hurriyetdailyne..-existing-survival-day-2010-11-12
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985. |
13 Nov 2010 Sat 02:44 am |
Oh, I wasn´t aware there is a special pre-invasion protocol that obligues one to call in and inform the authorities about the plans
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986. |
13 Nov 2010 Sat 09:00 pm |
Gift4u´s profile info section = i am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girl
But yet no photo
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987. |
13 Nov 2010 Sat 09:11 pm |
Gift4u´s profile info section = i am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girli am a good looking girl
But yet no photo
Oh no! Don´t tell me you got the same PM :
hello My Name is Gift i am a very beautiful young girl, I saw your profile today in this site and i stopped to take a very good look at it. I want you to know that i will be intrested to know you better because you sound very sweet and nice in your profile so i will like us to become friends and know each other the more.Here is my email address ( spammmer@spammerland.spam) send me an email today and i will send you my pictures and tell you more about me please!(Remember that distance,age or colour does not matter in a reall relationship but love matters alot).I am waiting for your reply now! here is my email again ( spammmer@spammerland.spam) Yours forever, Gift
merhaba My Name Hediyelik i çok güzel bir genç kızım, ben bu sitede profil bugün gördüm ve ben ona çok iyi bakmak için durdu. E-posta adresimi i bize arkadaş olmak ve her more.Here Diğer bilmek gibi olacak yani ben iyi sen çok tatlı ve güzel bir profil ses Çünkü bilmek intrested Will Be That bilmek istiyorum (spammmer@spammerland.spam) bir e-posta bugün bana gönderebilir ve sana benim resim göndermek ve bana lütfen hakkında daha fazla sana! (Bu mesafe, renk hatırla veya değil reall But Love Medeni konuları çok yaş ne olursa olsun). Ben şimdi cevap bekliyorum! Burada yine benim e-posta olduğunu (spammmer@spammerland.spam) sonsuza Sevgiler, Hediye Listen Read phonetically
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Is it Dudette season yet?
Edited (11/13/2010) by Daydreamer
[decided to cut out the email address as I hate making spammers´ job easy]
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988. |
15 Nov 2010 Mon 05:53 am |
FWIW I have received that message around 8 times already.
Oh no! Don´t tell me you got the same PM :
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989. |
15 Nov 2010 Mon 06:07 pm |
She sent me two emails as well.
I will be 73 in three weeks time.
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990. |
15 Nov 2010 Mon 11:05 pm |
ufff yaaa! i thought i was special
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991. |
15 Nov 2010 Mon 11:30 pm |
ufff yaaa! i thought i was special
Apparently we are ALL special!
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992. |
29 May 2011 Sun 04:18 pm |
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993. |
29 May 2011 Sun 08:40 pm |
- in my opinion, on balance a bacon sandwich beats the multiple wives thing
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994. |
02 Jun 2011 Thu 02:58 pm |
Britains got Talent - apparently
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995. |
05 Jun 2011 Sun 03:10 pm |
Orangutangs on tv... I´m so easily amused
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996. |
05 Jun 2011 Sun 07:18 pm |
I know how it feels!!
Edited (6/5/2011) by peacetrain
[finally managed to upload photo]
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997. |
12 Jun 2011 Sun 02:41 am |
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998. |
13 Jun 2011 Mon 03:30 pm |
A man riding a lawnmower type machine picking up litter!
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999. |
17 Jun 2011 Fri 03:57 pm |
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1000. |
07 Jul 2011 Thu 09:59 pm |
Haha worth a try but really !!!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-14042071
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1001. |
08 Jul 2011 Fri 11:37 am |
a propos the recent food debate
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1002. |
12 Jul 2011 Tue 09:17 pm |
Lol....some think when nothing else is available if they trivialize an issue it helps them win debates.....or at least helps end the matter.
a propos the recent food debate
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1003. |
12 Jul 2011 Tue 11:26 pm |
Lol....some think when nothing else is available if they trivialize an issue it helps them win debates.....or at least helps end the matter.
a propos the recent food debate
Lol, some debates cannot be won by either side, especially those that refer to ethics. I won´t convince you that stunning actually makes the animal not feel any pain, and you won´t convince me they´re better off looking at their throats being slit open. We´d have to ask an animal that has undergone both kinds of death to know which way they prefer and this is very unlikely to happen, so instead of waisting my time on pointless keyboard wars, I´d rather have a laugh
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1004. |
09 Nov 2011 Wed 10:01 pm |
Elisabeth´s TC Tabloid! Oooooo made me laugh out loud
I bow down to you Lis....we´re not worthy!
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1005. |
10 Nov 2011 Thu 06:48 am |
Elisabeth´s TC Tabloid! Oooooo made me laugh out loud
I bow down to you Lis....we´re not worthy!
+1
Brilliant!!
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1006. |
10 Nov 2011 Thu 07:31 am |
a joke
at the job interview:
-what are your skills?
-havent got any.
-what can you do?
-nothing.
ok , you will do PR .
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1007. |
11 Nov 2011 Fri 08:24 pm |
First spam in a while but made me laugh hehe, wonder how many people they sent it to P.s I have no idea what the request they make refernce to is haha
I saw you on here, I hope you can forgive me because of my courage, and I hope I am not bothering you with my message, but you have wonderful and meaningful gazes on your charming eyes and you have a wonderful smile on your beautiful face and I was deeply attracted with your beauty. Maybe you can find my words nonesense, but I can´t describe how I was charmed by your gourgeous eyes that are full with positive energy..... I hope you deign to accept my request, because I would like to learn the deep meaning of these beautiful eyes and smile.....Hope to hear from you soon and I wish you a wonderful day, the owner of the most beautiful eyes and smile of the world......
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1008. |
12 Nov 2011 Sat 09:33 pm |
First spam in a while but made me laugh hehe, wonder how many people they sent it to P.s I have no idea what the request they make refernce to is haha
I saw you on here, I hope you can forgive me because of my courage, and I hope I am not bothering you with my message, but you have wonderful and meaningful gazes on your charming eyes and you have a wonderful smile on your beautiful face and I was deeply attracted with your beauty. Maybe you can find my words nonesense, but I can´t describe how I was charmed by your gourgeous eyes that are full with positive energy..... I hope you deign to accept my request, because I would like to learn the deep meaning of these beautiful eyes and smile.....Hope to hear from you soon and I wish you a wonderful day, the owner of the most beautiful eyes and smile of the world......
from the ´humble dudu´ variety
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1010. |
29 Mar 2013 Fri 03:42 am |
Celebrities as everyday people!!
it´s hilariously perfect!
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1011. |
15 May 2013 Wed 07:05 pm |
Defence of some racists
http://spor.gazetevatan.com/olay-yaratacak-muz-savunmasi/538451/5/spor
Some guys - fenerbahce supporters- showed bananas to Galatasaray´s black players -Drogba and Eboue- during last weekend´s match.
Of course, everybody knows what they mean and that is sheer racism.
When they were asked why, the answers were hilarious:
One of them said : ." Benim kültürümde böyle bir şey yok. Ben muzun ırkçılık olacağını bile düşünmedim o anda." -It is not in my culture, I could not even think showing a banana would be racism- (these words are very similar for example when you tell people about racism on this site)
The other one´s response was more hilarious. He said : ""Ben rahatsızlığımdan ötürü meyve ile besleniyorum. 1 ay önce sindirim sisteminden ameliyat geçirdim. Sürekli meyve yiyiyorum. O yüzden mevye ile dolaşıyorum. O an elimde meyve olduğu için o şekilde bir suçlama ile karşı karşıya kaldım. Benim zaten siyahi arkadaşlarım da var. Kesinlikle amacım ırkçılık olamaz."-
Tranaslation: I eat fruits because of my medical conditions. I had an operation on my digestion system a month ago. I eat fruit all the time. I was accused because it happens to be I was holding a banana. I have some black friends. My aim can not be racism.
Edited (5/15/2013) by thehandsom
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1012. |
16 May 2013 Thu 03:53 pm |
My professor at the uni was a short man but his thinking was very sharp. He held a lecture about linguistic oppositions and explained us how oppositions are always based on the context where they appear. What was especially interesting was his view about continua between strong plus and strong minus words.
Some words like democracy, equality (or kemalism in the Turkish society) are always used in positive contexts and it would be very stupid for a politician to challenge the positive load of these words. Instead, these words are given new meanings. Thus, serious effort is put in explaining Islamic concept of democracy or equality or the religious devotion of Atatürk so that people with different ideas do not have to question the positive color of the word itself.
Racism has been a strong minus word. No politician admits to be a racist, and the word has been replaced with neologisms such nationalist or immigration critic which are then filled with a load of carbage. European populists try to clean the word racism from its historical burden, though, and make it more acceptable. They have succeeded to some degree and this is a worrying tendency because if you change the position of a word in the continuum between minus and plus you have really affected the thinking of masses.
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16 May 2013 Thu 10:09 pm |
My professor at the uni was a short man but his thinking was very sharp. He held a lecture about linguistic oppositions and explained us how oppositions are always based on the context where they appear. What was especially interesting was his view about continua between strong plus and strong minus words.
Some words like democracy, equality (or kemalism in the Turkish society) are always used in positive contexts and it would be very stupid for a politician to challenge the positive load of these words. Instead, these words are given new meanings. Thus, serious effort is put in explaining Islamic concept of democracy or equality or the religious devotion of Atatürk so that people with different ideas do not have to question the positive color of the word itself.
Racism has been a strong minus word. No politician admits to be a racist, and the word has been replaced with neologisms such nationalist or immigration critic which are then filled with a load of carbage. European populists try to clean the word racism from its historical burden, though, and make it more acceptable. They have succeeded to some degree and this is a worrying tendency because if you change the position of a word in the continuum between minus and plus you have really affected the thinking of masses.
I am not sure anybody´s aim is making the word racism more acceptable.. But I have a clear idea about what constitutes the racism. Unfortunately, when you look at some of my own country´s people, they dont seem to care that much or they dont realize how unacceptably incorrect they sound to the rest of the world. There is a whole a few generations out there, lived with ´changed position of the word racism or nationalism´ for so long.(The nationalism itself, glorifying a nation, always a measurement which means there is someone out there less valuable. ) They think that is the normality.
I think the change takes time.
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1014. |
17 May 2013 Fri 12:06 am |
I think the change takes time.
Yeap not everyone is able to move forward at the same pace sadly.
On a slightly different note even you yourself yesterday replicated and served to promote the idea that a person of one type of hair colour is of less value and of less intelligence than another. Yes in a joke form but jokes are a key machine in the continuation of such ideas pot , kettle ?
Edited (5/17/2013) by insallah
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10 Jul 2013 Wed 09:48 am |
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15 Jul 2013 Mon 02:08 pm |
A Turkish proverb : "lahanayi yerken kitir kitir sapina gelince meee"
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21 Sep 2013 Sat 12:23 pm |
Complete´ and ´Finished´ explained
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London, attended by supposedly the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over five minutes. The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way which is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Here is his astute answer: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
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21 Sep 2013 Sat 09:21 pm |
PRINCE William has spoken of his joy at becoming a father.
“…sorry I keep trailing off…”
The beaming prince was chatty and laid-back while describing how his infant son seems determined to destroy his sanity.
William said: “I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I feel weird all the time.
“The whole house smells of shit.”
Dressed casually in slacks and an open-necked shirt, the newly-mature prince said: “I just want to get in my helicopter and keep flying, flying to freedom, sweet freedom.”
Showcasing a cheeky sense of humour, Prince William added: “My brother is still just running around nailing loads of models. When I think of that I am filled with envy and dark feelings.”
The personable prince described the drama and emotion of being present at the future king’s birth.
“The baby comes out all covered in gunk.
“I’d seen babies being born on telly but nothing can prepare you for it, especially with the nurses wearing those weird masks and the stench of sweaty hair.
“It was utterly gruesome but the doctors were very stern so I had to stick around.
“Doctors are amazing, they must see nasty stuff every day and they just handle it.”
Gazing wistfully into the middle distance, he added: “We can keep chatting for a bit if you like, it’s nice and quiet here.”
I can´t take it much longer
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1021. |
22 Sep 2013 Sun 03:12 pm |
Ca, this isnt funny at all!
Or I cant digest British (Royal) humor anymore.
PRINCE William has spoken of his joy at becoming a father.
“…sorry I keep trailing off…”
The beaming prince was chatty and laid-back while describing how his infant son seems determined to destroy his sanity.
William said: “I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I feel weird all the time.
“The whole house smells of shit.”
Dressed casually in slacks and an open-necked shirt, the newly-mature prince said: “I just want to get in my helicopter and keep flying, flying to freedom, sweet freedom.”
Showcasing a cheeky sense of humour, Prince William added: “My brother is still just running around nailing loads of models. When I think of that I am filled with envy and dark feelings.”
The personable prince described the drama and emotion of being present at the future king’s birth.
“The baby comes out all covered in gunk.
“I’d seen babies being born on telly but nothing can prepare you for it, especially with the nurses wearing those weird masks and the stench of sweaty hair.
“It was utterly gruesome but the doctors were very stern so I had to stick around.
“Doctors are amazing, they must see nasty stuff every day and they just handle it.”
Gazing wistfully into the middle distance, he added: “We can keep chatting for a bit if you like, it’s nice and quiet here.”
I can´t take it much longer
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1022. |
26 Sep 2013 Thu 03:50 pm |
It might be a joke or NOT!!
Either way, it is a huge from me.
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26 Sep 2013 Thu 07:24 am |
Going For a WORLD RECORD
How many more posts do I need here to enter Guiness Book of Records, as the creator of longest thread in any online discussion or teaching panel ?
Did Admin inform the record keepers an asked them to be on their toes?
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1023. |
26 Sep 2013 Thu 05:26 pm |
Of course it´s a joke - its from The Daily Mash!!
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1024. |
27 Sep 2013 Fri 10:06 am |
Of course it´s a joke - its from The Daily Mash!!
I really dont think it is and he really thinks those ´halucinations´ are important
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1025. |
27 Sep 2013 Fri 11:21 am |
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/about
Edited (9/27/2013) by Adam25
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1026. |
28 Oct 2013 Mon 11:19 pm |
Patricia Routledge and "Keeping up Appearances". I am hooked.
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