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1020.       catwoman
8933 posts
 21 Sep 2013 Sat 09:21 pm

PRINCE William has spoken of his joy at becoming a father.

 

"...sorry I keep trailing off..."

“…sorry I keep trailing off…”

The beaming prince was chatty and laid-back while describing how his infant son seems determined to destroy his sanity.

William said: “I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I feel weird all the time.

“The whole house smells of shit.”

Dressed casually in slacks and an open-necked shirt, the newly-mature prince said: “I just want to get in my helicopter and keep flying, flying to freedom, sweet freedom.”

Showcasing a cheeky sense of humour, Prince William added: “My brother is still just running around nailing loads of models. When I think of that I am filled with envy and dark feelings.”

The personable prince described the drama and emotion of being present at the future king’s birth.

“The baby comes out all covered in gunk.

“I’d seen babies being born on telly but nothing can prepare you for it, especially with the nurses wearing those weird masks and the stench of sweaty hair.

“It was utterly gruesome but the doctors were very stern so I had to stick around.

“Doctors are amazing, they must see nasty stuff every day and they just handle it.”

Gazing wistfully into the middle distance, he added: “We can keep chatting for a bit if you like, it’s nice and quiet here.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can´t take it much longer

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1021.       kazpol
99 posts
 22 Sep 2013 Sun 03:12 pm

Ca, this isnt funny at all! 

Or I cant digest British (Royal) humor anymore.

Quoting catwoman

PRINCE William has spoken of his joy at becoming a father.

 

"...sorry I keep trailing off..."

“…sorry I keep trailing off…”

The beaming prince was chatty and laid-back while describing how his infant son seems determined to destroy his sanity.

William said: “I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I feel weird all the time.

“The whole house smells of shit.”

Dressed casually in slacks and an open-necked shirt, the newly-mature prince said: “I just want to get in my helicopter and keep flying, flying to freedom, sweet freedom.”

Showcasing a cheeky sense of humour, Prince William added: “My brother is still just running around nailing loads of models. When I think of that I am filled with envy and dark feelings.”

The personable prince described the drama and emotion of being present at the future king’s birth.

“The baby comes out all covered in gunk.

“I’d seen babies being born on telly but nothing can prepare you for it, especially with the nurses wearing those weird masks and the stench of sweaty hair.

“It was utterly gruesome but the doctors were very stern so I had to stick around.

“Doctors are amazing, they must see nasty stuff every day and they just handle it.”

Gazing wistfully into the middle distance, he added: “We can keep chatting for a bit if you like, it’s nice and quiet here.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can´t take it much longer

 

 

1022.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 26 Sep 2013 Thu 03:50 pm

It might be a joke or NOT!!

Either way, it is a huge lol from me.

 

 

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 26 Sep 2013 Thu 07:24 am

 

Going For a WORLD RECORD

How many more posts do I need here to enter Guiness Book of Records, as the creator of longest thread in any online discussion or teaching panel ?

Did Admin inform the record keepers an asked them to be on their toes?

1023.       Adam25
369 posts
 26 Sep 2013 Thu 05:26 pm

 

Of course it´s a joke - its from The Daily Mash!!

1024.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 27 Sep 2013 Fri 10:06 am

 

Quoting Adam25

 

Of course it´s a joke - its from The Daily Mash!!

 

I really dont think it is and he really thinks those ´halucinations´ are  important 

 

1025.       Adam25
369 posts
 27 Sep 2013 Fri 11:21 am

 

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/about



Edited (9/27/2013) by Adam25

1026.       Abla
3647 posts
 28 Oct 2013 Mon 11:19 pm

Patricia Routledge and "Keeping up Appearances". I am hooked.

1027.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 12 Dec 2013 Thu 05:07 pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-funniest-autocorrects-of-2013?bffb

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