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What is wrong with eggs?
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:26 pm |
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Quoting peacetrain: Quoting Elisabeth: Eggs are the silent killers....tranporting their cholesterol to innocent coronary arteries! They are biological terrorists....now I know all you egg supporters are going to throw scientific studies at me...refuting the dangers of eggs...I SAY HOG WASH! Eggs are destroying our society! |
Those coronary arteries aren't as innocent as they may seem. They are so self important . . . they think they are better than anything else in the body. They never stop to think of the other body parts that NEED eggs.
PAH!!!! |
That doesn't change the fact the eggs are terrorists! Eggspecially the ones who cover themselves with cheese! Why do they insist on wearing cheese? Do they think they will be more acceptable in the eyes of people if they are covered in cheese? NO, it's because the chickens are jealous and make them wear the cheese! Did you know that the chickens force them to wear cheese as soon as their shells are broken....it's just disgusting!!
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:37 pm |
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Quoting KeithL: Quoting geniuda: Quoting Elisabeth: Did you know that people who eat eggs carry small axes??? |
I dont agree with you on this Lis  |
Juevos Rancheros...my favorite!!! |
authentic mexican style 
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:39 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting peacetrain: Quoting Elisabeth: Eggs are the silent killers....tranporting their cholesterol to innocent coronary arteries! They are biological terrorists....now I know all you egg supporters are going to throw scientific studies at me...refuting the dangers of eggs...I SAY HOG WASH! Eggs are destroying our society! |
Don't you mean "egg wash"? You are now discriminating against Hogs!!! Does it never end? |
It's ridiculous that you think you know what I mean! Are you a hog expert or something?  I think you should stick to eggs!  |
No I must admit I'm no hog expert. In fact the last hog I sat on was on Blackpool South Pier in 1963 when I took my hog riding eggzam. Well at least I thought it was a hog until I tried to get it to scramble backwards through the waves (a very tricky move at the best of times and worth 9 points) then I realised I was sat on a donkey. It took 4 fairground workers in "Kiss me Quick" hats AND 1 "laughing policeman" to rescue me.
The donkey's never been the same since.
I wasn't allowed any eggstra time to compensate for this horrendous eggsperience and I failed my hog riding eggzam.
I never did go back for a resit.
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:42 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Did you know that people who eat eggs carry small axes??? |
Well yes I did. They are always prepared for the uneggspected. You never know whether LL's Jack the Riper is going to eggsact some sort of eggscrutiating horror . . . like eat his eggs raw!!!!
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:45 pm |
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Quoting KeithL: Quoting geniuda: Quoting Elisabeth: Did you know that people who eat eggs carry small axes??? |
I dont agree with you on this Lis |
Juevos Rancheros...my favorite!!! |
I don't speak that language but if it is in any way positive bEGGar off, we don't want it here. 
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:49 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting peacetrain: Quoting Elisabeth: Eggs are the silent killers....tranporting their cholesterol to innocent coronary arteries! They are biological terrorists....now I know all you egg supporters are going to throw scientific studies at me...refuting the dangers of eggs...I SAY HOG WASH! Eggs are destroying our society! |
Those coronary arteries aren't as innocent as they may seem. They are so self important . . . they think they are better than anything else in the body. They never stop to think of the other body parts that NEED eggs.
PAH!!!! |
That doesn't change the fact the eggs are terrorists! Eggspecially the ones who cover themselves with cheese! Why do they insist on wearing cheese? Do they think they will be more acceptable in the eyes of people if they are covered in cheese? NO, it's because the chickens are jealous and make them wear the cheese! Did you know that the chickens force them to wear cheese as soon as their shells are broken....it's just disgusting!! |
Actually I've just spoken to the BIG CHEESE and this is not so . . . what is your "sauce" for such an accusation . . . POST THE LINK!!!!!
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:50 pm |
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Quoting geniuda: Quoting KeithL: Quoting geniuda: Quoting Elisabeth: Did you know that people who eat eggs carry small axes??? |
I dont agree with you on this Lis |
Juevos Rancheros...my favorite!!! |
authentic mexican style |
AAAAArrrrrrGGGhhhhh . . . how many times do I have to tell you?
IT'S MEGGSICAN . . . . . MEGGSICAN!!!!! UUGGGGHHHHH!!
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:51 pm |
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Quoting peacetrain:
No I must admit I'm no hog expert. In fact the last hog I sat on was on Blackpool South Pier in 1963 when I took my hog riding eggzam. Well at least I thought it was a hog until I tried to get it to scramble backwards through the waves (a very tricky move at the best of times and worth 9 points) then I realised I was sat on a donkey. It took 4 fairground workers in "Kiss me Quick" hats AND 1 "laughing policeman" to rescue me.
The donkey's never been the same since.
I wasn't allowed any eggstra time to compensate for this horrendous eggsperience and I failed my hog riding eggzam.
I never did go back for a resit. |
Sounds like a pretty horrifying eggsperience for both of you and certainly nothing to yolk about. 
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:56 pm |
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Quoting lady in red: Quoting peacetrain:
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Sounds like a pretty horrifying eggsperience for both of you and certainly nothing to yolk about. |
Now your disparaging yolks . . good, we're back on track. |
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07 Jul 2008 Mon 11:57 pm |
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Quoting peacetrain: Quoting geniuda: Quoting KeithL: Quoting geniuda: Quoting Elisabeth: Did you know that people who eat eggs carry small axes??? |
I dont agree with you on this Lis |
Juevos Rancheros...my favorite!!! |
authentic mexican style |
AAAAArrrrrrGGGhhhhh . . . how many times do I have to tell you?
IT'S MEGGSICAN . . . . . MEGGSICAN!!!!! UUGGGGHHHHH!! |
ohhh.. is this Eggish Legguage class? then my apologies, I think I am at the wrong eggsite
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| 30. |
08 Jul 2008 Tue 12:10 am |
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Quoting geniuda: Quoting peacetrain: Quoting geniuda: Quoting KeithL: Quoting geniuda: Quoting Elisabeth: Did you know that people who eat eggs carry small axes??? |
I dont agree with you on this Lis |
Juevos Rancheros...my favorite!!! |
authentic mexican style |
AAAAArrrrrrGGGhhhhh . . . how many times do I have to tell you?
IT'S MEGGSICAN . . . . . MEGGSICAN!!!!! UUGGGGHHHHH!! |
ohhh.. is this Eggish Legguage class? then my apologies, I think I am at the wrong eggsite |
Well it's called Heleggolish actually because they originate from Heleggola. They don't like to teach their language too much because they like to remain egglitist.
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