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what may happen in a bar
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1.       Avalon
381 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 10:10 pm

Thanx to LIR and her suggestion I just thought about some funny bar situations,have you experienced sth funny there
from my life
1.A friend of mine was drinking hard ,after series of pints and our request to stop he pointed at one of the men sitting there and said"If I got attracted to him,please do not pour me more beer!"
2.We ,together with a group of girlfriends are in Istanbul
the group of men is approaching us with "HIIIIIIIIII"
the answer was´Byeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
Anybody wants to share?

2.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 10:13 pm

Quoting Avalon:


2.We ,together with a group of girlfriends are in Istanbul
the group of men is approaching us with "HIIIIIIIIII"
the answer was´Byeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
Anybody wants to share?




When this was??? and where??? where i was :-s

3.       Avalon
381 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 10:15 pm

Quoting SuiGeneris:

Quoting Avalon:


2.We ,together with a group of girlfriends are in Istanbul
the group of men is approaching us with "HIIIIIIIIII"
the answer was´Byeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"
Anybody wants to share?




When this was??? and where??? where i was :-s

I thought you were reffering to the first situation lol

4.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 10:28 pm

Went out with my friends one night and a man was trying to get me to dance with him. He was very drunk and stumbling all over the place, so of course I said, "no, thanks!" Well it was about this time the bartender fired up the karaoke machine. This man jumped up on my table and started singing that Rod Stewart song, Do Ya Think I´m Sexy and taking off his shirt. Then, in a final attempt to win my affection, he vomitted on my friends head. I really don´t like bars much....(FYI - This was not thehandsom!!)

5.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 11:01 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

(FYI - This was not thehandsom!!)


Thanks for clarifying that
years ago, i went to a bar (Emo -instutition of electrical enginners- bar) in Istanbul with many of my friends.
We were drinking and singing (i still remember the songs..many timur selcuk songs. ´dostlarin arasindayiz´ is the one comes into my minds)
Whenever I turned my back to look at the guy who was playing and singing, there was this woman looking and smiling at me.

Not once..she was quite persistent.
And I was with my friends so I was allowed to get drunk.
The next thing I remember was this woman was sitting infront of me
And then I remember saying something into her ears..She was laughing at me constantly
well. so far so good but.
ermm..
The next thing I remember was my friends forming a barrier between me and a strange man..
Apperantly, he was ex boyfriend or present boyfriend of the woman..

(FYI. This was Elisabeth!!! )

6.       AEnigmamagnadea
416 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 11:03 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

Whenever I turned my back to look at the guy who was playing and singing, there was this woman looking and smiling at me.



Maybe she was attracted by your fur?
Some women love fur coats

7.       silversong
278 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 11:27 pm

once recently on holiday in a country close to all our hearts
I was in a bar at the insistence of my teenage daughter (honest)
this very persistent guy kept dancing next to me.. To close and to free with his hands
I told him to go away but with a more Scottish accent on it (see billy connely for reference)
eventually he said to me and I quote
if you were a few years younger I would ask you to go home with me this evening
my reply ´ if your d### was a few inches longer I would accept your offer´
with hindsight I should have said come back when your balls have dropped
can I say that on the forum
sorry

8.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 21 Jul 2008 Mon 11:48 pm

Quoting thehandsom:



(FYI. This was Elisabeth!!! )



And my husband has never forgiven you for it!!

9.       Avalon
381 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 12:03 am

Quoting silversong:

once recently on holiday in a country close to all our hearts
I was in a bar at the insistence of my teenage daughter (honest)
this very persistent guy kept dancing next to me.. To close and to free with his hands
I told him to go away but with a more Scottish accent on it (see billy connely for reference)
eventually he said to me and I quote
if you were a few years younger I would ask you to go home with me this evening
my reply ´ if your dick was a few inches longer I would accept your offer´
with hindsight I should have said come back when your balls have dropped
can I say that on the forum
sorry

i LOVE YOU FOR THAT lol

10.       silversong
278 posts
 22 Jul 2008 Tue 12:21 am

Quoting Avalon:

Quoting silversong:

once recently on holiday in a country close to all our hearts
I was in a bar at the insistence of my teenage daughter (honest)
this very persistent guy kept dancing next to me.. To close and to free with his hands
I told him to go away but with a more Scottish accent on it (see billy connely for reference)
eventually he said to me and I quote
if you were a few years younger I would ask you to go home with me this evening
my reply ´ if your dick was a few inches longer I would accept your offer´
with hindsight I should have said come back when your balls have dropped
can I say that on the forum
sorry

i LOVE YOU FOR THAT lol



I love you more, but only because you have balls lol
I need sleep dont stay away so long
night askim
keep up the good work

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