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Why men are never depressed :))
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1.       SuiGeneris
3922 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 03:49 pm

this was sent to me by a friend

 

 



WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don´t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you´re talking to them. New shoes don´t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs lo ok. You can ´do´ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it
and to the men who will enjoy reading it

2.       libralady
5152 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 04:29 pm

Not many women have responded! {#lang_emotions_lol}  Most of it is true - especially the bit about the world is your urinal!

3.       Rocco Siffredi
60 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 04:43 pm

we, the men, are the kings of the world. no way. that´s why, all the women must accept this fact. no way again. women always need us for accumulating interest.

4.       libralady
5152 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 04:46 pm

 

Quoting Rocco Siffredi

we, the men, are the kings of the world. no way. that´s why, all the women must accept this fact. no way again. women always need us for accumulating interest.

 

 Had a sense of humourectomy? {#lang_emotions_lol}  without women you would have had to find another profession {#lang_emotions_lol_fast}

5.       doudi94
845 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 06:07 pm

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this thing is soooooooooooo funny and so true, just shows you how ucky beings men are, lol, but really they have no idea how big the pleasure of shopping is and all those things , i feel sorry for them because of that if they only felt it.... and that gas station thing ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

SAME WORK MORE PAY?!?! WHERD U GET THAT IDEA??????

 

hahaha çok komik !!!!lol!!!

6.       ninja
157 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 10:33 pm

I can imagine there must be some women who can be also depicted in the same way, except for the beard and baby thing. Yet these women may find themselves depressed too. If I am one of these, I´ll be so depressed to kill myself. lol

7.       Trudy
7887 posts
 28 Aug 2008 Thu 10:46 pm

 

Quoting libralady

 Had a sense of humourectomy? 

 

 Is humourectomy possible when there was never humour before? {#lang_emotions_cool}

8.       WarTrain
325 posts
 01 Sep 2008 Mon 01:53 pm

 

Quoting Rocco Siffredi

we, the men, are the kings of the world. no way. that´s why, all the women must accept this fact. no way again. women always need us for accumulating interest.

 

 You REALLY don´t like women do you dear?

 

Don´t worry, I am sure there are men who are looking for Turkish dudus too

9.       lady in red
6947 posts
 04 Sep 2008 Thu 06:12 pm

 

Quoting Rocco Siffredi

Another of Rocco´ pleasant little posts

 

 Deleted by me without bothering to warn him.  I hope no-one objects

 

Sorry Trudy - you were too quick with your reply so yours had to go too.

10.       Trudy
7887 posts
 04 Sep 2008 Thu 06:15 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

 Deleted by me without bothering to warn him.  I hope no-one objects

 

Sorry Trudy - you were too quick with your reply so yours had to go too.

 

 Hey, don´t over-moderate.... (I understand, but I would love to see the responses...   )

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