• Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
• At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
• Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
• Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
  You never know where to look when eating a banana.
• You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
• Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
• Old ladies can eat more than you think.
• You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
• Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
• You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

(Courtesy of Peter Kay)

I think I could dispute at least a few of those.......

But perhaps life is just too short!!!

 You are so pedantic today!!!!

 Why should I change the habit of a lifetime sweetie???

 Sometimes change is good.

 Strange you should say that sweetie - given where my life is at currently.......

But that is a totally different story

 Hmmmm me too

Wanna meet me in the fountains to talk about it hun???

 Or just meet in the fountains and play?

what fountains?