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it´s great to be a woman
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1.       lesluv
722 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 01:06 am

It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don´t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don´t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren´t listening anyway.


2.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 01:24 am

lol lol lol

3.       catwoman
8933 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 07:05 am

 

Quoting lesluv

It is good to be a woman:


1. We got off the Titanic first.

6. We don´t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

 

lol lol lol

4.       lesluv
722 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 11:47 am

 

Quoting catwoman

lol lol lol

 

 trust you to pick 6 and 9 to highlight!!!{#lang_emotions_bigsmile}

5.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 11:56 am

 

Quoting lesluv


9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

{#lang_emotions_satisfied_nod}

 

6.       lesluv
722 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 12:00 pm

why do they do that!!

7.       amnariel
138 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 01:40 pm

 

Quoting lesluv

why do they do that!!

 

Safety measures lol

8.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 02:18 pm

 

Quoting lesluv

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

 

 Not sure if this is strictly true....

 

 

lol

9.       amnariel
138 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 02:20 pm

hahahahahahahahahaaaa

ditto lol

10.       Trudy
7887 posts
 29 Oct 2008 Wed 06:04 pm

 

Quoting TheAenigma

 Not sure if this is strictly true....

 

 

lol

 

In cases of men of the type ´a-six-pack-under-the-T-shirt´ I try very, very hard NOT to picture them naked.... {#lang_emotions_puking}

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