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it´s great to be a woman
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28 Oct 2008 Tue 07:06 pm |
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It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don´t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don´t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren´t listening anyway.
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28 Oct 2008 Tue 07:24 pm |
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 01:05 am |
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It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
6. We don´t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 05:47 am |
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trust you to pick 6 and 9 to highlight!!!
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 05:56 am |
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9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 06:00 am |
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why do they do that!!
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 07:40 am |
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Safety measures
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 08:18 am |
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11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Not sure if this is strictly true.... 
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 08:20 am |
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hahahahahahahahahaaaa
ditto
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29 Oct 2008 Wed 12:04 pm |
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Not sure if this is strictly true....
In cases of men of the type ´a-six-pack-under-the-T-shirt´ I try very, very hard NOT to picture them naked.... 
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