Haven´t you heard anything about Blacksean person, funny Temel. Here are some quotes from him.

- They ask Temel:

"Do you want beauty or stupidity?"

He says: "I want stupidity, because beauty is temporary".

- They ask Temel who is condemned to death for his last wish.

He says: "Please burry me next to my son".

They say: "But your son is alive!"

He says: "No problem, I can wait".

- Temel´s teacher speaks on the phone:

"Oh, Temel is sick and he can not come to school today? Too bad. OK then, who am I speaking with?"

-My father...

- In the night of a war, after a long skirmish, Temel takes a cigarette and light his lighter.

His friend says: "Are you crazy? It is too dangerous!"

Temel says: "No, it´s not. I do not inhale it".

- Temel wins a lot of money, and takes his family to a luxurious restaurant. Temel asks for a very precious wine.

Waiter asks: "Which year would you like?"

Temel says: "Well, if possible, I want it now".

- His friend asks Temel:

"Do you know why surgeons wear masks?"

Temel says: "Yes, in order not to be identified by patients, if they do something wrong".

- Temel was tried for bank robbery. But in the last hearing, the judge decided to his dismissal for lack of evidence. Temel became very happy and said:

"Now this means, I got all the money?"

lol thats so funny Faruk lol

Thank you for sharing

Ama,can you also add the turkish text to it if possible ?

I might just have to email some of those around work in a while!!!

  ....many Turks in your workplace??

 Hehehe funny!

(I wonder what TheJanissary thinks of them )

hehe I must translate some bad ones

One day, Temel and Idris were walking along the beach in Trabzon. At that moment a tourist approached them and asked directions from Temel in English. But Temel did not understand anything. Then the tourist asked the same question in French but again Temel did not understand anything. Finally the tourist asked the same question in German but still Temel did not understand anything. The tourist went on his way. Idris said to Temel:
-"It is very important to speak a foreign language!"
And Temel replied:
-"No, absolutely not. Look, although the tourist spoke three languages, did he tell us his problem!"

Ýdris gives advise to Temel " Temel, you must use condom , otherwise your girlfriend will get pregnant"

after one week idris meets with temel. Temel says " Hey idris I will take off this thing, I dont care if she gets pregnant"

 Hehehehe

  stop trying to make me fall off my chair

 I thought you were from BlackSea?

Or...do you just take these jokes the way I have to accept "blonde" jokes?