Femme…..Is it all an act?

Femme has always been a controversial member of TC….love her or hate her, she always keeps us reading….But….are her brutal tactics just meant to cover a soft and gentle side of the former communist Ice Queen?  This weekend, she was seen sipping coffee at an internet café with none other than our very own vineyards.  TC Tabloid sources have revealed that the two have actually been vacationing together in Bodrum under the assumed names of Mr. and Mrs. Bedboy. 

Aenigma……Does she have a split personality?

Is her constant change of identities a cry for help?  Her constant identity hoping has left most members of TC to question whether or not she will be able to make her annual psychic predictions for 2009.  An insider close to Aenigma has reveled that she is almost constantly talking to herself and claims to have been contacted by beings from other galaxies. 

Bed Amerikan Conspiracy?

Are the bed Amerikans involved in a conspiracy to win the member of the year for 2008 award?  TC tabloid has snapped pictures of Girleegirl ordering flowers and sending them to yilgun.  Teaschip has been seen at the post office sending mysterious packages to Turkey.  When questioned, both bed ones denied the allegations.  As for me, I have made no secret of the fact that I intend to win!

Trudy…..vacation or tryst?

Although Trudy has stated that she is going to South Africa to view the “wildlife” TC has uncovered that her diversion is merely a ploy to disguise the fact that she is going Dudu hunting in Antalya.  TC Tabloid has spoken with some loose-lipped friends of Trudy’s who have said that Trudy vows to have the time of her life!

Handsom….dudu or legitimate shop owner?

Handsom has been seen in Antalya selling knock-off Coach bags in a cabana on the beach.  Sources say that he actually made enough earnings last month to buy his own cell phone.  Has handsom gone legit?  Or is this just another play for appearances sake?  Only time will tell if he has really turned over a new leaf.

Catwoman……will 2008 see the end of her terrible catnip addiction?

2008 saw Catwoman in and out of a pet rehab center in Malibu, California.  Her last stint was over the Thanksgiving holiday where she was said to be found face-down in catnip patch in a neighbor’s garden.  A TC snitch stated that “her fur was matted and her whiskers had been shaven off.”  Apparently the whisker shaving was a result of a set of bad whisker extensions.  Too much late night mouse hunting and repeatedly giving birth to large litters of kittens have all been attributed to being part of her downward spiral.    Will 2009 be the year she gets her act together?  Maybe Madame Aenigma can shed some light?

OMG, I cannot believe how low this smearing campaign can get! Insinuating that I am addicted to catnip, or that I have FAKE WHISKERS??? or that my nightly conquests somehow wear me down? This is truly below the belt..

all made up, theres no a single word that could be true

lisa, you, liar.

I assure you both that my sources are quite reliable.....please don´t make me publish the pictures!

Just like the damn paparazzi! Always following me around taking my pics and getting the story wrong. I was, in fact at the flower shop, however, I was ordering a bunch of daises for myself. I just needed a bit of cheering since I had so blatantly been excluded from yilgun’s original list!

Elisabeth... the mysterious Amerikan..

It´s the woman who got famous with her TC Tabloid magazine, but what is she hiding in her own private life? She did not reveal her reasons for using Turkish Class, don´t you wonder why? Could it have something to do with her latest trip to London, as confirmed by a picture taken by a paparazzi - of her with handsom man, who´s otherwise known for his gigantic dudu activities? We have seen the story of her heartache because of her unfaithful dudu... but we all hoped that the waxing sessions, invented just as a therapy for her broken heart, would help her move on. Strangely, her latest credit card statement shows a huge amount of money transferred to a London account, allegedly for "an operation". Will she ever recover from her blind infatuation? Even her closest friends cannot tell..

 I am simply trying to help him get on his feet!  He needed the money to buy all those fake Coach bags to sell on the beach in Antalya!

I`m worried that this is true

 You don´t understand Catwoman....He DOES love ME!  I AM SPECIAL!  and I am trying to help him mend his dudu ways!  I CAN FIX HIM!

Lis

You have already fixed me canimcicimbitanem..I do love you..dont listen to anybody..

They are just jealous.!!!

 Of course he loves you Lis....and femme....and AE....and LIR.....and Trudy......and well, there are just TOO MANY others to name.

You must come to terms with this before you can really begin to heal.  

 Well, if all you bed Western women would just leave him alone and stop showing up at his Coach bag cabana while you are half naked in your bikini, then maybe he wouldn´t be so tempted!  He is very fragile since bumping his head a few years ago!  You ladies are just jealous!

GG

keep your LIES with yourself...

OK??

Lis..did not I tell you? she is just jealous..dont you think this is so obvious?

 Sorry I doubted you.....Catwoman is obviously on the "nip" again too!  It´s so sad handsom......the whole world is just wrong!

 Oh honey, that is the funniest thing you have written all year! 

Canim... he´s a dudu, so we are not jealous... you know... it´s enough to dangle a cell phone... so we are not jealous! He does seem pretty fragile emotionally... really shaky, that accident must have been pretty serious.. ama canim... YOU deserve better..

whats going on in here? its just a cheap gossip tabloid  and you all take things so serious, just like the lists of yilgun  

lighten up, folks

 I just can´t seem to lighten up!  Nobody understands H like I do!

 i think you pretend to unerstand everybody otherwise how did you manage to understand alameda?

Lis you saw me.  I was at the post office but working.  They hired me as security for checking questionable packages.  You can never be too safe during the holidays.

Besides I get an employee discount when shipping my dudus cell phones, so it saves me on postage. 

Awww...

I agree with that Lis..nobody understands me like you do..That is the reason why we have been together this long..AND THIS FACT makes EVERYBODY SO JEALOUS!!

ps.. our kebab shop  was about to finish a little while ago but there was a fire when were testing the chip frying equipment. 

We have to start from the scratch again..canimaskimbiricikbitanem

Just saw this paparazzi picture of thehandsom.....I don´t think he paid much for that phone.  It seems he only wants the latest technology when someone else pays

Stop posting comments or pictures which insinuate I might be old!!

OK?

How can you even BEGIN to believe this tabloid rubbish!

I am always consistant.....well no, but sometimes, well ok always.  And and darlings isn´t it simply awful that those poor Armenians and the genocide.... but who says it was a genocide and I wish those Armenians would stop bleating on about it..... and and black is white!!!  No!  White is Black!  No...well grey...... beep beep... Aenigma let´s go.....ok darlings, beam me up Scottie

Ooops sorry - well as it is Christmas...

Hehehe love this thread - you funny bed Amerikan!   I always wondered about Cat´s long whiskers

OKOK I promise Madame Aenigma will have her 2009 predictions ready by New Years Day

OMG.. she could not decide, so it´s true...

Salak me.... I swear I am getting Alzheimers!!!!

Well we need another one!

Anyway... I have some gossip for you Lis!  Guess who is back?

 Trudy back from South Africa?  I can´t wait to hear about South African Dudus......Alpha?  Is there someone else?

 KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 why were lis and kai bossom friends?

kailis

 I am sure she has been lurking around without logging in.....didn´t notice the new ID.

Lis, what do you make out of Femme´s Christmas gift? I think there´s some good story behind it and her being all giggly lately!

 Sources close to femme are claiming that she has been a changed woman since Sant finally got her EXACTLY what she wanted for Christmas. 

Believe me, if I had known that Santa brings THOSE kinds of electronics, I would have asked him to bring some to a few of the sour faces here! 

Who told you this? Which of my friends betrayed me? I´ll get them (send them to S-A dudu´s as punishment!)

Haha, maybe it´s not too late yet, Santa may even get them at a discount right now! It really did miracles with femme though... I´m so glad she finally got to experience the real thing..

Santa going round the January Sales - that´s a site to see