Femme…..Is it all an act?
Femme has always been a controversial member of TC….love her or hate her, she always keeps us reading….But….are her brutal tactics just meant to cover a soft and gentle side of the former communist Ice Queen? This weekend, she was seen sipping coffee at an internet café with none other than our very own vineyards. TC Tabloid sources have revealed that the two have actually been vacationing together in Bodrum under the assumed names of Mr. and Mrs. Bedboy.
Aenigma……Does she have a split personality?
Is her constant change of identities a cry for help? Her constant identity hoping has left most members of TC to question whether or not she will be able to make her annual psychic predictions for 2009. An insider close to Aenigma has reveled that she is almost constantly talking to herself and claims to have been contacted by beings from other galaxies.
Bed Amerikan Conspiracy?
Are the bed Amerikans involved in a conspiracy to win the member of the year for 2008 award? TC tabloid has snapped pictures of Girleegirl ordering flowers and sending them to yilgun. Teaschip has been seen at the post office sending mysterious packages to Turkey. When questioned, both bed ones denied the allegations. As for me, I have made no secret of the fact that I intend to win!
Trudy…..vacation or tryst?
Although Trudy has stated that she is going to South Africa to view the “wildlife” TC has uncovered that her diversion is merely a ploy to disguise the fact that she is going Dudu hunting in Antalya. TC Tabloid has spoken with some loose-lipped friends of Trudy’s who have said that Trudy vows to have the time of her life!
Handsom….dudu or legitimate shop owner?
Handsom has been seen in Antalya selling knock-off Coach bags in a cabana on the beach. Sources say that he actually made enough earnings last month to buy his own cell phone. Has handsom gone legit? Or is this just another play for appearances sake? Only time will tell if he has really turned over a new leaf.
Catwoman……will 2008 see the end of her terrible catnip addiction?
2008 saw Catwoman in and out of a pet rehab center in Malibu, California. Her last stint was over the Thanksgiving holiday where she was said to be found face-down in catnip patch in a neighbor’s garden. A TC snitch stated that “her fur was matted and her whiskers had been shaven off.” Apparently the whisker shaving was a result of a set of bad whisker extensions. Too much late night mouse hunting and repeatedly giving birth to large litters of kittens have all been attributed to being part of her downward spiral. Will 2009 be the year she gets her act together? Maybe Madame Aenigma can shed some light?
OKOK I promise Madame Aenigma will have her 2009 predictions ready by New Years Day 
otherwise how did you manage to understand alameda? 
I was at the post office but working.
They hired me as security for checking questionable packages. You can never be too safe during the holidays.
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