can you see me?

im here behind the 3rd tumble dryer

have any dirty dramma? come, we will brainwash you at reasonably low prices.

any color and size drammas are acceptable.

my assistance Aenigma and themosthandsom are here to sort your colors.

You said you were going to put me in charge of delicates?

what am I sorting exactly and why with Aenigma? 

are you saying that I am incapable of doing ´whatever it is´  by myself?

I demand a full work description...

And and 

how ´closely´ I will be working with Aenigma?

 I refuse to work on the same shift as TheH

 hairy, stop moaning, just spill the bins you want a pay rise at once :S

give me a year time.

you welcome every client (most clients are ladies, blondes).

offer them coffee.

weigh the laundry.

the rest must be sorted out by aenigma.

Ok madam..

But please tell Aenigma that there will be ONLY one shift..

 darlink, for the moment we have only one shift. my dramma is new. when we widen our horizons then i will make you a manager of the new shift.

surprise! i bought a super flat plazma to my office. i need it for the business news.

I love my boss

Good Mornink, everbady

I see no dramma today.

 i love you too

This is fantastic!  So this was your brilliant idea eh?  Leaving my laundry here will give me so much more time to spend on TC! 

Do you use bleach also?

What about balsam?

 oh, did hairy take care of your pack?

no need to hurry back to tc, stay here, have some coffee, hairy himself makes them

 if theres such need we bleach as well, depends on dirt.

balsam? ask hairy he deals that part.

wheres my right hand aenigma?

I took Lir´s laundry and she is having a cup of Turkish coffe with lots of foam on it right now..

She seems quite happy and content..

And Aenigma has been showing me how to sort the clothes at the back room

 ...are you sure it´s supposed to be like this H??  It tastes a little soapy to me....  Still - it´s free - shouldn´t complain I suppose

I have much laundry to take to you, femme.  Do you do dudu laundry too???

 good mornik,  bed amrikan.

how are you? hold on, i call for my assistance. they keep stuck in the back room.

it must be aenigma showing hairy the clothing.

 we do all drammas no matter how dirty they are.

 Well, my dramma is very dirty.  My dudu requires a lot of starch in his shirts as he must look his best before going to work as a waiter.  Last week, his shirts were not very white, and he only brought home 2 laptops, 1 iPhone and only $1000 cash.  How am I supposed to live on this?  My mother needs surgery you know!!

 oh, sure, dear lisa, we will do it as you wish.

( with this business now i have to listen to all the dirts of my customer´s life

do i care for you mother´s surgey? give me a break, lisa)

 You won´t get many repeat customers if you are not more sympathetic!  I will take my laundry elsewhere!

bed amrikan didnt understand that were my thoughts

 Typical Communist customer service!!!

Poor Cinderfella, being feminised by those two sisters

 the best in the world. how can i help you, lisa? do you have more dramma?

 (offff, these amrikans! they dont know anything. im afraid 77% of them never read a book.)

Do you take ironing too?  If so can I request Aenigma does it and not theHandsom (I think he might not be that good at it  

....and I can´t find my washing from this morning 

 As opposed to 70% of Borats who have never SEEN a book?

Anyway, I do have more dramma....My dudu has gone missing.....I paged, texted, emailed, phoned......no answer.  Has anyone seen my dudu? 

 who? hairy?

 (this pt is cynically anti-feminist, need to have a word with cat re: her)

Aww..

An unsatisfied customer..

Here canim here..

I have made it with my hands..

 typical turkish customer service!

not true! i have seen many books. come and check if you dont believe me. we have hundreds of books in our national bazaars.

as for your dramma, i think i have to ask chiko to check around holiday resorts in turkey, just fax him his photo.

(offf, do amrikans do this all the time? so much dramma!)

Thanks handsom......I wasn´t getting "warm fuzzies" from femme....She is very cold and unsympathetic to my dudu situation!

 So you think setting yourself up in a laundry does a lot to further  the feminist cause?  Wow!

btw, your staff training sucks, look what he got up to while you were away:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CSw6eakeSbI 

 Of course, LIR, as you wish. you say you got it.

( are you trying to discriminate my male colleagues? he does as well as aenigma (liberated evil feminist), just watch it, hairy will have to do it all, since that aenigma has gone missed for hours now, wheres she?)

 He is absolutely NOT good at ironing.  Look at my last post for the evidence!!

How about my ´panties´ etc? I want them washed by hand but I don´t want a MALE to touch them!! It´s such delicate stuff!

BTW Do you charge per kilo or per item? Haven´t seen your prices anywhere!

(This must be such an illegal laundry, probably they do money laundrying as well...)

 PT, would you like aenigma take care of your dramma?

( i have nothing to do with feminism

do you think when you post a vid from youtube you would prove my staff sucking?

its not hairy, btw. i suspect its your husband.

your attempt to discredit my business definetly doesnt work.)

 I was worried he might be the guy in the the clip with the mobile phone?? 

 good afternoon my friend trudy!  how nice to see you! welcome welcome!

of course, no problem. i will personally wash them by my very own delicate hands

we have individual pricelists.

 (hmmm... i wonder how much does she earn? she drove in a medium size opel vectra. this doesnt definetly look like big money)

 Just how big are your ´panties´ !!!!

When I bring my clothings tomorrow morning at 8 AM, when is it all clean again? Do you have a pick-up and bring service as well?

(Probably not, those lazy laundrammat women are only sitting on their fat asses, drinking coffee and bossing around their staff.)

 I have dozens of them! You don´t? Ha!

 (she has only one pair, and she sits here half naked till we wash, dry and iron. thats why she sits here hours and hours gossipping with a bed amrikan)

On second thoughts, I think I´ll bring my stuff to your neighbour, Less-luvly-drama. There it´s clean and I think they offer more service.

(You don´t think I´ll bring my stuff to a place where the staff after cleaning tries it on? I peeked through the window and I saw that guy with MY.....!!)

  would you like hairy do the picking up?

 (8am? she must be crazy. i can feel she has her eyes fixed on my hairy. good, at least she would be satified with my service. hairy will take care of her)

Quote: femmeous

PT, would you like aenigma take care of your dramma?

 Well ok, I parked my donkey but forgot where.  She will need to get into training if she is to find it as it could be anywhere.  I suggest a workout at my gym   100 puss ups in 3 minutes is the target.  http://www.turkishclass.com/user/account/forumTitle_34882 

Quote:

 i have nothing to do with feminism

If you say so .

I think you´ll find it is.  It´s amazing what 24 hours slave labour in a laundry will do to a person of his delicate demeanour.

im afraid aenigma hasnt got a clue on parking donkeys

(gosh, this lady is really crazy. help, somebody help, take this crooked nose witch from here)

Phew!  Finally I finished out the back.... unfortunately theH brought in his own laundry, but it was so dirty it´s taken me all day - I had to do 3 boil washes in the end to take the dramma out of the crisis...

May I take a break now?

OMG .. I am sooooo glad to see the shinanigans have not stopped!! I have dirty dramma but .. I don´t want to post in such a public place ..

hmmm .. I wonder if that other place is busy? ..

 hunie, did you hear? they all want you, except lisa.

ok, have a 15 mins break for your coffee.

 use the back doors. pls, avoid PT.

 Huh . . . the camera never lies !!   

 You can forget the donkey contract too !

 Don´t worry, all your dirty laundry is only aired on this thread

 hey welcome back!

 (I wonder what dirty dramma she has? how many dudus? gotta shake every dramma outa her)

Oh well in THAT case!! its all good then!! Where do I post DUDU MIA? .. sigh .. It appears I have "misplaced" my DUDU .. and after i bought him 2 laptops, 3 cell phones, 5 iphones .. I still am trying to figure out how you "drop" them in coffee pots!! I mean .. aren´t turkish coffee pots reaaaaaaaaaaally reaaaaaaaaally small? .. sigh .. then there is the matter of the  money to open his new business .. How much will it cost me to get my dirty dramma cleaned? .. I´m a little short of cash at the moment ..

You had my donkey all along!!!  No wonder I couldn´t find him.

I gave him a quick scrub down this morning

 oh you could NOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE my dirty dramma´s!!

(wondering .. did I do the right thing? maybe I should have tried the dramma down the street)

 keep your donkey outa my laundry !

Pleaseeeeee

 Oh.....you found my dudu!  Thanks for doing his laundry for me!  He is such a dirty and hairy fellow!

 in this case have a word with hairy.

I think he´s not your dudu anymore, he probably prefers AE now.

(If you not even do his laundry... Tsssss....)

offf, what a busy dramma day!

dealing all these dramma clients all by myself while my two assistance missing at the back site (God knows what they did there all day long). aenigma looks like exhausted.

(Ieeeeeeerrrkkk. - Sound of the breaks of a Mercedes.)

Voice from outside: ´James, bring my dirty drammas inside, that other place was closed, something with a holiday. And make sure they´ll pick off all the hairs attached, last time it become more dirty than it was!´

 I am exhausted

Finally I am having a quiet break and (for once) thehandsom is doing some work....

 No, it´s Monday and theH is mine.  AE has him on Thursdays. 

You share him?

(I wonder who has him on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays and in the weekends....)

Mwuhahahahahahaha!!! 

(not me btw - I just was looking for somewhere to post that ´cos I like it!!) 

 is this a part of dramma?

 No, it´s a melo-dramma

 Did I get the schedule mixed up again?   Oh and Trudy....we ALL have him on Friday...that is WAXING DAY!  On Sat and Sun, he goes back to his village to care for his sick mother and his 10 brothers and sisters.  He won´t tell us where he lives or give us any other specific information, like a phone number......hummmmm....you know....I think he may be up to something.

 Yes

 what happent?

As this is TURKISH class, should this not be called Femme´s Laundemelodramma?

 i didnt know anything about his sick mother. good to know. maybe i should support him emotionally? aenigma could cope with most drammas herself.

I am exhausted..

I never knew that sorting out clothes was THIS tiring..

And I am still not confident about it..

 Of course!  I am the original Dramma Queen

 Yeh!  We all heard you like a dram or 2 (or 3 or 4)! 

 thank you canim, you are such a good dramma dealer.

Is tami here yet? Apparently he has some heavily soiled garments he wants us to tackle

 Welcome back leelu! 

Lisssssssssss can you bring the plunger?  Hadi!

The washing machine is clogged with theH´s hair again...

 Cynicmystic?

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm ..  .. my dudu always disappeared on monday and thursdays ..  .. Is it possible we are all sharing the "same" DUDU? 

OMG say it isn´t so!! he told me he was visiting his family in Izmir!! oh the lies!!

 Mwuhahahahahahaha!!! 

OHA

 Oops, sorry baby...I didn´t mean to "out" you!!! 

 No problem...on my way.  Between H´s hair and Tami´s heavily soiled garments, I should probably bring 2!!

 Of course we are sharing the same dudu...this is the laundramma!    thehansom is the "universal" dudu...otherwise known as the "village bicycle".

oi oi..

 Put a sock in it H.....you KNOW you love the attention!!!

yeah yeah...

But not one of tami´s soiled socks!!!  Ewwww!!!  

I found this photo of hairy, femme, and AE preparing to launder tami´s socks....

By 09:00 please?

It is clean, just needs ironing.......... thanks!

looking for trouble Ms. Menopause?

You have to wait for aenigma for that..

 Oh tami, tami, tami.  Why do you want to start with your name calling again? 

I would have thought that you might have matured, but since you are jumping on cynic´s disgusting tag line it is clear you have not.

too old, ehmmm matured for a quarrel?

Tami I would appreciate it if you just amended you post slightly to take out the references to recent events.  This is supposed to be a little bit lighthearted so take it like that!  If you have sweet smelling socks just say so  don´t spoil Fems fun.

Thanks

 Does this mean you don´t do ironing?

 Bring it on baby

 He don´t know the half of it!!!   Wonder if he knows the pants test?? 

looking for revenge?

 You have it backwards boy...it is the loser who seeks revenge.  So you have played your card and shown everyone why you have decided to call me names again!   

Tami´s washing............... be it a brave person who is inclined tackle this lot..............

ok I better call you Theloser then. it sounds better then the menapouse, eh?

 Oh god, what a HUGE mistake I made......

I really over estimated your intelligence level! 

wait, are you sure that this is my load of laundry? I see a bra there, a pink one

 Bras scare you?  Have you never seen one in person before?!?!?! This explains SOOOO much about you!!!! 

Tami

That is VERY worrying..tut tut tut

 Either taken to cross dressing or the latest?? girlfriend left it behind............

 LL get real! 

have you ever seen a male wearing a bra gg? maybe your husband? is that the reason why you`re so used to the idea?

yes, it would scare me alot.

 Poor baby, you really are S L O W today.  Not enough sleep last night?  Nightmares about women and bras perhaps? 

don`t try to change the subject, gg. your husband wears bras, doesnt he?

 How funny that you are the one that changed the subject but you are now trying to deflect the attention.  

What´s the matter...you don´t want everyone to know that girls scare the crap out of you?   It´s ok, you can admit it.  We are all here to help you. 

GG stop scaring my customers away

TheH - Have you done the sorting and offered drinks?

Where is Femme?

gg`s husband exposed. what a perverted couple they are

 But, but....we are having FUN!!!!!!!!! 

Oh wait.....did you mention drinks? 

A self portrait tam?  Isn´t this the bra that was showing in your laundry pile? 

 Is it ready yet?  Is this not a 24hr launderdramrama

I think there´s a bit too much gossiping and coffee-drinking going on in the back room - my ironing´s been there for 2 days now. 

 tami. all our husbands wear bras. didnt you know that? gg´s, lisa´s, LIR´s, libra´s, Aenigma´s, hairy´s, even mltm´s.

just wait, when you get married your wife will try bras on you too.

offf... now you know all the secrets of marriage life.

 im here, offf... i had an Internet Headache.

bed amrikans always do that.

tell TheH not to spit on coffees to make more foam. clients may figure it out. till now they have been thinking it was the turkish flavour.

 You´re such a paparazzi!

(btw... am I married? )

 tami 

stop posting my photos all around here. i regret i exchanged some privacy with you.

 i employ only married ladies. it was written so in your cv

 Ouhhhhhh

Ermmm...yes of course.....

 why do you bother him right now when he is busy with his heavy reasearch on British ethnicity?

 it is almost ready. Aenigma is just about finishing your dramma ironing. last items: bras, socks and tami´s panties.

 (hmmm... what are the tami´s panties doing in her dramma? )

 Just one question......why do I always end up being the one who does all the work

It was the same in the Lounge too

(hmmm again im left to deal all the dramma by myself. i just had a headache and my helpers have done nothing should i hire new assistance? )

 IS THIS THE THANKS I GET FOR WORKING LIKE A SLAVE?

 pls, dont raise your voice, im still your boss

dont worry, i will have a word with PT. i think one esek should reward all your hard drinking work last night.

 (HOW THE... SHE READ MY MIND AGAIN? THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER, SHES PARANORMAL OR WHAT? )

I just had a look at a dramma

what a dramma!

someone thinks or understands that prostitution, drinking and selling alchohol to children is a sign of liberalism.

ha ha

well some of them even thinks that ´not reading books and newspapers´ is a good sign as well..

 I will be very annoyed if my panties and Tamis panties  have got mixed up  

 OMG this is toooooooo much!

 ...and quite rightly so!! 

sorry, too much dramma sorting out at the back site might have been the reason of this chaos.

(didnt aenigma say it came together? )

when they dont read books or papers they are more patriotic i.e. more important. why read papers when coffee shops have more reliable sources?

and evil rotten conservative capitalists like canadians close their shops on sundays to annoy liberal turks by cutting the access to the alchohol.

waiting for amrikan drammas

 What should I get my dudu´s mother when I go and visit her?

Is it inappropriate to wear my mini skirt, go go boots and halter top when I meet her? 

 No, it sounds perfect.  Just ensure the halter top is see-through and arrive slightly drunk...

 Well, my degree of intoxication will depend on the time of day.  Mornings are pretty safe but if we go anytime after 2pm, I will be totally snockered! 

Should I wear a bra under the shirt?  or no?

you are genius you read too many posts

ps. thank you for dealing the amrikan dramma (i have a difficulty dealing their dirts)

cant you borrow it from your husband?

I don´t think my dudu would appreciate me wearing my husband bra!!

That would be really tacky!

isnt there any other dramma than the patriotic ones?

 Borrow Tami´s pink one

 I already asked and he said he isn´t into sharing underwear!  Some people just never learn to share!

 Definitely NO.  Have you not heard the expression "less is more" ?

LIR, ready,

shall i post it to you (via bicycle and hairy) or should you drop in yourself for another delicious cup of turkish coffee?

 <whisper on> LIR, don´t take that offer! There´s a rumour they spit in the coffee in that place! <whisper off>

you think i didint hear your whisper? you sure work for another laundramma downstreet

 Me? Noooo, I´m an innocent Dutch cloggie....

 Can these two words be used in the same sentence ?

 An oxymoron I think -  - I love an opportunity to throw that word into the conversation! 

Quoting lady in red

 

 An oxymoron I think -  - I love an opportunity to throw that word into the conversation! 

Seni seviyorum!

 Why not?

hairy has gone

need someone to help the business.

anyone care to co-work with aenigma?

 The last time I worked with her, she made me cry.....calling me names, telling me my ass was too thin!  I am not sure it would work out, but I will give it a try. 

 PT will you help?

The hours are not good, and the pay is crap, but at least you get to work with ME

 Excuse me while I go and see a man about another donkey.

Surely not unrest at the laundramaramadramra........... have you all been leaning on the washing machines whilst in spin cycle   and got all of a lather

Mwahahahahah a (always wanted to do that).  Seems this business is failing fast.  My business is much more lucrative.  It´s been closed for the winter but you can go and manage it if you wish.   But watch out for that LIR, she insisted on taking a couple of the classes then conveniently disappeared.  http://www.turkishclass.com/user/account/forumTitle_34882

My terms are simple.  It´s a franchise, so you can run it however you wish and keep 85% of the profits.  You also get free use of all facilities.  I have planning permission for installation of a sauna too.

How lucrative could it be when there has been no "business" there since the day it was originally posted?   Talk about failing fast!! 

 You´re taking me too seriously

 Nah...I have never taken you seriously. 

Good Morning all Drammas

Did you all sleep well?

Did i miss much dramma?

 Nothing out of the ordinary...I´m pretty sure it was all just continuation of the same old crap that was going on when you left! 

 Yes, I offered to work with AE and she completely ignored me and invited PT to work with her!  I am almost insulted enough to withhold my evil presence from this site for a period of 12 HOURS!!!  You will ALL regret it!!

 THIS was your offer?