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Memorable TLC Quotes
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:15 pm |
This is a thread for all the funny and brilliant quotes from fellow TLC members that you just absolutely loved.
Here´s my favorite quote of the day:
GG:
"Go see if you can google yourself a personality and a sense of humor."
http://www.turkishclass.com/turkish/forum/forumTitle_39106_24
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:19 pm |
my first quote, a brilliant one
"Back pedaling from backpedaling. Is that what you call a ´circle argumentation´?"
(dutch clogs)
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:22 pm |
My favourite quote of the day :-
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:27 pm |
My favourite quote of the day :-
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:28 pm |
If I am not wrong this must win as the most used phrase
I am pming you straight away with my msn and mobile
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:29 pm |
Anyway... back to the topic!
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:32 pm |
GG....its MY TURN TO HAVE THE BRAIN!
this is such a nice thread! i could stay here 24/7
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:33 pm |
Anyway... back to the topic!
Dammit! Sorry! Ok...here is my favorite quote of the day....
I have actually known a few member that have sited YOU as a reason for leaving......but we still tolerate you.
Edited (2/25/2009) by girleegirl
[spatial anomalies]
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:35 pm |
Is it just me or does there seem to be a trend here.
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 10:38 pm |
Is it just me or does there seem to be a trend here.
anyway... im off to bed.
lowering myself to your level was too tiring
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 11:48 pm |
I believe the most important lesson we should all learn from today is that we should spend more time on our posts to ensure they are more intellectually stimulating. If this is not possible, then we should remain silent and gravely contemplate the vast intellect, wisdom and superior literary adeptness of others postees. We should not just ´read´ their posts, our eyes passing over them in haphazard fashion! No! We should salivate, absorb; nay quench our thirst for knowledge, lest we continue to be the inferior shallow beasts who merely display temerity to jest in the presence of our intellectual superiors and who prey on our peers and force them into abandoning this holy site! Amen!
Brilliant! Funny! Full of links! The ultimate post!
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25 Feb 2009 Wed 11:50 pm |
I believe the most important lesson we should all learn from today is that we should spend more time on our posts to ensure they are more intellectually stimulating. If this is not possible, then we should remain silent and gravely contemplate the vast intellect, wisdom and superior literary adeptness of others postees. We should not just ´read´ their posts, our eyes passing over them in haphazard fashion! No! We should salivate, absorb; nay quench our thirst for knowledge, lest we continue to be the inferior shallow beasts who merely display temerity to jest in the presence of our intellectual superiors and who prey on our peers and force them into abandoning this holy site! Amen!
Brilliant! Funny! Full of links! The ultimate post!
Awwwww
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 12:01 am |
I believe the most important lesson we should all learn from today is that we should spend more time on our posts to ensure they are more intellectually stimulating. If this is not possible, then we should remain silent and gravely contemplate the vast intellect, wisdom and superior literary adeptness of others postees. We should not just ´read´ their posts, our eyes passing over them in haphazard fashion! No! We should salivate, absorb; nay quench our thirst for knowledge, lest we continue to be the inferior shallow beasts who merely display temerity to jest in the presence of our intellectual superiors and who prey on our peers and force them into abandoning this holy site! Amen!
Brilliant! Funny! Full of links! The ultimate post!
And she managed to sqeeze in the word "nay"!
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 12:50 am |
I believe the most important lesson we should all learn from today is that we should spend more time on our posts to ensure they are more intellectually stimulating. If this is not possible, then we should remain silent and gravely contemplate the vast intellect, wisdom and superior literary adeptness of others postees. We should not just ´read´ their posts, our eyes passing over them in haphazard fashion! No! We should salivate, absorb; nay quench our thirst for knowledge, lest we continue to be the inferior shallow beasts who merely display temerity to jest in the presence of our intellectual superiors and who prey on our peers and force them into abandoning this holy site! Amen!
Brilliant! Funny! Full of links! The ultimate post!
wait a minute... AE how you dare!! there are missing links in the last two sentences
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 12:55 am |
wait a minute... AE how you dare!! there are missing links in the last two sentences
Well, just between you and me Geni, I was boring myself to death by then...so posted it without the last few links
It seemed nice to end on that "beasts" picture anyway!
Edited (2/26/2009) by TheAenigma
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 01:15 am |
It seemed nice to end on that "beasts" picture anyway!
The beast was definitely the way to end it.....honestly all those wiki/dictionary links were soooo........
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 01:17 am |
The beast was definitely the way to end it.....honestly all those wiki/dictionary links were soooo........BORING?? ANNOYING? or ALL OF THE ABOVE?
Edited (2/26/2009) by geniuda
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 01:19 am |
Let´s go with all of the above
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 11:36 am |
there are so many wonderful posts that i would like to quote. just love this thread
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 09:47 pm |
im bored and frustrated. feeling like an old virgin
I´ll have a look around and see if I can find one for you
LIR you´re quick!
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 09:47 pm |
I´ll have a look around and see if I can find one for you
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 11:04 pm |
I am extremely depressed that none of my quotes have been appreciated today.
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 11:07 pm |
I am extremely depressed that none of my quotes have been appreciated today.
you have no idea that people are consuming them straight away
keep it up. good job.
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26 Feb 2009 Thu 11:09 pm |
look at this, when i quote melek, it looks like this
I´ll have a look around and see if I can find one for you
LIR you´re quick!
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27 Feb 2009 Fri 07:51 pm |
In the Turkish Movies forum
this is related cis trans isomery in organic chemistry and enantiomers and diastromers
...the answer to a 2 year-old ´puzzle´ post from Quasimodo (the only person to beat Aenigma for multi-nicks )
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04 Mar 2009 Wed 09:14 pm |
Will the real "despicable" person please stand up!!
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 04:39 pm |
“If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily”
Aenigma
loved it
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 07:13 pm |
God´s a cloggie....
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 07:56 pm |
the same boring annoying questions "is it true that westerners are fat and eat turkey for dinner?"
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 12:58 pm |
Cell phone ... $250
Laptop ... $1,200
Vacation in Turkey ... $3,000
A young dudu with cobra moves ....priceless. For everything else there is MasterCard
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 01:02 pm |
Cell phone ... $250
Laptop ... $1,200
Vacation in Turkey ... $3,000
A young dudu with cobra moves ....priceless. For everything else there is MasterCard
ah dear, you forgot the juicy portion to it:
What is the saying....."you get what you pay for"............???
alameda
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 01:04 pm |
ah dear, you forgot the juicy portion to it:
What is the saying....."you get what you pay for"............???
alameda
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 02:00 pm |
"Women leaders all over the world countries demand equal rights on Women´s Day."
yilgun-7
we (the leaders) demand our equally rounded rights on a woman´s day. the only day we are allowed to demand
Edited (3/9/2009) by femmeous
[fattening the quote so that all can see.]
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:26 pm |
"Women leaders all over the world countries demand equal rights on Women´s Day."
yilgun-7
we (the leaders) demand our equally rounded rights on a woman´s day. the only day we are allowed to demand
AND I MISSED IT!! DAMN!! Now I have to wait an entire year to make my demands! I will get my husband for making me stay in bed that day. I thought he was just being sweet....oh my love, just rest....blah blah blah!!!!
Edited (3/9/2009) by Elisabeth
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:32 pm |
you must be really mad that you posted it 3 times
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 06:38 pm |
you must be really mad that you posted it 3 times
My mouse got stuck on the send button! But YES I am really angry.....wait till I get home.....my dudu is going to get it! I am taking away his laptop!
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 07:52 pm |
"Trudy, it seems to be a human condition to be dissatisfied with one´s condition. We are driven as a species to constantly "improve" our condition.
For some, having a billion dollars isn´t enough...they want more.
Being thankful for what we have seems to be rare"
Alameda, knowledgable queen of links
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 11:08 am |
"As for my beliefs, you do not know me and have no idea of who I am. You don´t know if I´m female or male, a US citizen or an immigrant...or just visiting."
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 08:51 pm |
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 01:01 pm |
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If she is facing a burning hell, then why the hell she burns herself now?
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11 Mar 2009 Wed 12:16 pm |
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11 Mar 2009 Wed 05:11 pm |
And so did I
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 06:22 pm |
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 11:27 am |
Thank you friend, yes I have read Stefan Zweig and Franz Kafka, they are good novelists, I have liked their books, if I meet them one day, it will be my honour to have apple or chocolate cake in any Viennese Cafee with a newspaper.So you are cultured girl, because you know Zweig and Kafka.
It might be difficult for you to meet either of the writers as they have been dead for quite a long time.
Maybe if you see a cockroach, keep in mind it could be Kafka!
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2 for 1 really!!
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 07:13 pm |
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 11:27 am |
It might be difficult for you to meet either of the writers as they have been dead for quite a long time.
Maybe if you see a cockroach, keep in mind it could be Kafka!
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2 for 1 really!!
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I will be nominating this as ´the most hilarous quote awards´
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 07:14 pm |
I will be nominating this as ´the most hilarous quote awards´
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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12 Mar 2009 Thu 11:40 pm |
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You haven´t won yet - but if you do don´t forget to thank ME in your speech!
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13 Mar 2009 Fri 03:59 pm |
"please get in line and you will be given your opinions! "
Elisabeta
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17 Mar 2009 Tue 07:47 pm |
Femme to Tami (about theHairy)
but he is not as young and crispy as you. i cant easily manipulate him.
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17 Mar 2009 Tue 10:55 pm |
Pounds? I thought they weigh your brains in milligrams.
Trudy, the red hair
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17 Mar 2009 Tue 11:04 pm |
btw, i can tease evil amrikans as much as i want
femm, the khazak
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17 Mar 2009 Tue 11:50 pm |
btw, i can tease evil amrikans as much as i want
femm, the khazak
there was nothing to quote in it. its a boring statement.
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18 Mar 2009 Wed 12:00 am |
Well, it was quoted for being an eternally boring statement...
there was nothing to quote in it. its a boring statement.
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18 Mar 2009 Wed 12:21 am |
Goodnight insects........................
Goodnight hunters and their victims......................
Goodnight Im off to bed...................
A re-ocurring theme about going to bed...
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18 Mar 2009 Wed 11:41 pm |
What can I say other than what she has already said hehe
Quoting femmeous
what a crap. i cant recall that human history going back as far as 25 thousand years BC.
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20 Mar 2009 Fri 08:31 pm |
"You should try it sometime if you can jump of that dangerously high pedestal that you are sitting on"
Aenigma
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20 Mar 2009 Fri 08:36 pm |
This only goes to prove my point that objections are not about what is said, but WHO is saying it. Both Alameda and Canli are the biggest objectors to "insults" and yet when the insults come from a different direction (maybe towards those who they object to) then they find it perfectly acceptable.
Aenigma
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25 Mar 2009 Wed 07:40 pm |
likewise Kurds are Turks to me
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25 Mar 2009 Wed 07:43 pm |
wait, I don`t want to be labeled as a fascist by theH!
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25 Mar 2009 Wed 07:44 pm |
wait, I don`t want to be labeled as a fascist by theH!
I think it is far more likely that you will receive an invitation to join his harem
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25 Mar 2009 Wed 08:10 pm |
I think it is far more likely that you will receive an invitation to join his harem
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 09:55 pm |
I bet he doesn´t have a farm though ...
There was Anne of Green Gables and her people who knew Joseph and here we have a polar opposite - people who don´t have a farm How much worse can it get muehahahha
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 09:57 pm |
New FB rule:-
NO FARM, NO FRIEND
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:09 pm |
New FB rule:-
NO FARM, NO FRIEND
Does it also mean that those friends whose FV level is higher than yours are better?
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:10 pm |
Does it also mean that those friends whose FV level is higher than yours are better?
No, its good to have something to aspire to
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:27 pm |
Does it also mean that those friends whose FV level is higher than yours are better?
What´s an FV level?
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:38 pm |
What´s an FV level?
FarmVille on FaceBook.
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:40 pm |
What´s an FV level?
Fat Vein levels - Daydreamers is higher than mine because her legs are fatter
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:46 pm |
Fat Vein levels - Daydreamers is higher than mine because her legs are fatter
You cow! When I sent those photos for you to show to your plastic surgeon, I asked for your discretion. First you posted them on www.fat-legs.com t and now bring it up on TC. If that results in reducing the amount of spam I receive, I´ll find you on that little island of yours!
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:47 pm |
You cow! When I sent those photos for you to show to your plastic surgeon, I asked for your discretion. First you posted them on www.fat-legs.com t and now bring it up on TC. If that results in reducing the amount of spam I receive, I´ll find you on that little island of yours!
I am sorry
I should know - what happens on the farm, stays on the farm right?
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28 Sep 2009 Mon 10:50 pm |
I am sorry
I should know - what happens on the farm, stays on the farm right?
You´re darn right there, fellow-farmer *said with my best attemt of the southern/texi twang*
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05 Oct 2009 Mon 02:05 pm |
Para yok - dudu yok
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05 Oct 2009 Mon 02:28 pm |
I am sorry
I should know - what happens on the farm, stays on the farm right?
A word of warning, DD has a bigger pond than you......
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05 Oct 2009 Mon 02:31 pm |
A word of warning, DD has a bigger pond than you......
It is NOT bigger
She just has more (4 to be precise) which, IMHO (thanks Alameda) is excessively materialistic!!!
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05 Oct 2009 Mon 02:34 pm |
It is NOT bigger
She just has more (4 to be precise) which, IMHO (thanks Alameda) is excessively materialistic!!!
*making notes* must send more ducks to DD
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05 Oct 2009 Mon 11:20 pm |
It is NOT bigger
She just has more (4 to be precise) which, IMHO (thanks Alameda) is excessively materialistic!!!
Excuse me, Missy I-Love-Animals-But-I-Have-Just-One-Pond-For-Ducks-And-Swans! I should report you to the Animal League for animal cruelty. Seems you can´t provide sufficient resources for your fowl...fawl...faul..geez, where´s my spell checker?
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 01:26 am |
Excuse me, Missy I-Love-Animals-But-I-Have-Just-One-Pond-For-Ducks-And-Swans! I should report you to the Animal League for animal cruelty. Seems you can´t provide sufficient resources for your fowl...fawl...faul..geez, where´s my spell checker?
Oh come on DD! You are no better to your animals! All of you put those poor little critters behind your cute little white picket fences, not allowing them FREEDOMMMMMMMM to roam the range. You should be ashamed of yourself
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 02:28 am |
Oh come on DD! You are no better to your animals! All of you put those poor little critters behind your cute little white picket fences, not allowing them FREEDOMMMMMMMM to roam the range. You should be ashamed of yourself
Well...well..offf...I just had to keep them off my cabbage
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 11:18 am |
All of you put those poor little critters behind your cute little white picket fences, not allowing them FREEDOMMMMMMMM to roam the range. You should be ashamed of yourself
Oi!! Mine have hedges
But....they ARE a bit crowded....
Edited (10/6/2009) by _AE_
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 11:55 am |
The last page or so of MEMORABLE TLC QUOTES aren´t nearly as interesting and witty as the ones from the beginning of the year.
(just wanted to get you all back on topic)
Edited (10/6/2009) by lady in red
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 12:30 pm |
The last page or so of MEMORABLE TLC QUOTES aren´t nearly as interesting and witty as the ones from the beginning of the year.
(just wanted to get you all back on topic)
Really dear? I DO apologise on behalf of TC for not being able to entertain you sufficiently! Isn´t it excessive moderation when you start to bring off-topic back to "topic"?
And I have to disagree with you - my post quoting Rayhan was great!
Para yok - dudu yok
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 12:54 pm |
Really dear? I DO apologise on behalf of TC for not being able to entertain you sufficiently! Isn´t it excessive moderation when you start to bring off-topic back to "topic"?
And I have to disagree with you - my post quoting Rayhan was great!
OK - this one was a bit bossy! And yes - the Reyhan quote wasn´t bad
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 02:27 pm |
the Reyhan quote wasn´t bad
Hell! Trying to make you laugh is like trying to do stand-up in a northern working men´s club!!!
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06 Oct 2009 Tue 04:58 pm |
Hell! Trying to make you laugh is like trying to do stand-up in a northern working men´s club!!!
ok ok - it was hysterical -
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17 Oct 2009 Sat 12:16 pm |
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I will treasure this ALWAYS!!!!!
for once, I have to agree with you.
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02 Nov 2009 Mon 09:47 pm |
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02 Nov 2009 Mon 02:36 pm |
In view of the fact that in the past a number of TC ‘discussions’ have got completely out of hand and, in many cases, personal insults, abusive comments and bad language have destroyed the thread, we have decided to implement - and stick to - a zero tolerance policy. This means that any posts which, in the opinion of admin/mods, contain this type of language will be deleted without comment
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19 Jan 2010 Tue 10:58 pm |
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19 Jan 2010 Tue 08:40 pm |
It is outrageous!!!In any case children are victims no matter what culture their suffering is a thing that should never happen!!!!I guess we all agree that 12 year old is still a kid!!!
No mercy for child´s abusers !!!!!!!!
How about "sünnet"(cirumcision) for example, I don´t see much difference between these two. A lot of people would think ritual mutilation is a horrible thing but I don´t see it going away anytime soon. This is their culture, they define themselves with it. They brag about the "töre" and are proud of it. You can not pity people who don´t pity themselves, and I don´t care as long as it is not me in front of the barrel.
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15 Jun 2010 Tue 01:14 pm |
There is no doubt these people are fond of reading, writing and talking. The problem is they read books that put them in a perpetual vicious circle. The more they read the more isolated their brains become. This cycle turns them into individuals unable to feel, think or desire anything ...
Reading is bad..
Burn all your books!!
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23 Sep 2010 Thu 02:18 pm |
Theres more freedom in Iran than in any western country.
I think I must be dreaming!
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10 Oct 2010 Sun 04:25 pm |
hum! if we go by your logic then there is alot of Kurds living here in Canada and the USA also. In that case you better stay away from Canda and the USA, you might get raped or killed by a Kurd also!
What you have just said is called racial profilling and it is not acceptable. It is not because a man rapes a woman that he is Kurdish.
Edited (10/10/2010) by TheAenigma
Edited (10/10/2010) by TheAenigma
[removed my comment containing the words "stupid" and "ignorant"]
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10 Oct 2010 Sun 09:12 pm |
TheAenigma:
"I´m a rotweiller"
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