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Is there rights for foreigners in Turkey?
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 12:40 am |
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I would recognize you in your special dom outfit though...
I also recognize the need to vent off some of that anger as well. I know how you feel hurt by evil dudus and want your sweet revenge.
Of course it wasn´t a joke, you wouldn´t recognise one even if you stumbled upon it.
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 01:46 am |
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I know how you feel hurt by evil dudus and want your sweet revenge.
You were hurt by evil dudus too? 
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 02:27 am |
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Well, not really. I had no idea the word dudu existed until I came to TLC. Now I understand why there are so many bitter foreign chickies on this forum unable to get over their dudu experiences.
Personally, I respect the dudu. I am all for duduism. The anthem of the dudu deserves to be sang in every school yard instilling a sense of duduism in young hearts  Had there been a course or a certificate program teaching how to become a dudu, I would camp outside the academy to register myself.
You were hurt by evil dudus too?
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 03:02 am |
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Well, not really. I had no idea the word dudu existed until I came to TLC.
Me neither, I was in the process of buying the phone when I came across this information
thank goodness for this site to educate us, TLC saved my life and my bank balance
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 04:52 am |
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Well, here is my first dudu attempt...
My cell phone bill is off the sky. I was hoping that you could paypal it in exchange for some tender love and care. I promise I won`t dissappoint. That way, I could call you from my cell and tell you what a sweetie you are. We could have a real romance over the cellular network, while you shower me gifts. I want gold watches, silk shirts, pointy-nosed-alligator-leather-shoes, many sex toys, skin moisturizer for my body, permanent residence in the Benelux, and my very own scooter with a cute helmet. If you can take care of these little things, I will take you to heaven.
Me neither, I was in the process of buying the phone when I came across this information
thank goodness for this site to educate us, TLC saved my life and my bank balance
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 05:25 am |
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Well, here is my first dudu attempt...
My cell phone bill is off the sky. I was hoping that you could paypal it in exchange for some tender love and care. I promise I won`t dissappoint. That way, I could call you from my cell and tell you what a sweetie you are. We could have a real romance over the cellular network, while you shower me gifts. I want gold watches, silk shirts, pointy-nosed-alligator-leather-shoes, many sex toys, skin moisturizer for my body, permanent residence in the Benelux, and my very own scooter with a cute helmet. If you can take care of these little things, I will take you to heaven.
aaah the scooter and helmet....that´s a new angle very good....10/10
Edited (3/5/2009) by lessluv
[too many ooohs]
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:11 am |
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I would recognize you in your special dom outfit though...
I also recognize the need to vent off some of that anger as well. I know how you feel hurt by evil dudus and want your sweet revenge.
Sorry bebegimtatlýmsekerim, I never met dudu´s like you in real life so no need for concern about my feelings. Yes, of course you would recognize dom clothing, you being a regular in places where that´s ok you should be.
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 11:52 am |
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Well, here is my first dudu attempt...
My cell phone bill is off the sky. I was hoping that you could paypal it in exchange for some tender love and care. I promise I won`t dissappoint. That way, I could call you from my cell and tell you what a sweetie you are. We could have a real romance over the cellular network, while you shower me gifts. I want gold watches, silk shirts, pointy-nosed-alligator-leather-shoes, many sex toys, skin moisturizer for my body, permanent residence in the Benelux, and my very own scooter with a cute helmet. If you can take care of these little things, I will take you to heaven.
If this is your first attempt I would love to see the polished version!!!
Uhmmm pointy-nosed-aligator-leather-shoes..................... obviously goes with skin tight designer jeans (flapping warm face with hand now.............. ) 
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 06:24 pm |
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Well, here is my first dudu attempt...
My cell phone bill is off the sky. I was hoping that you could paypal it in exchange for some tender love and care. I promise I won`t dissappoint. That way, I could call you from my cell and tell you what a sweetie you are. We could have a real romance over the cellular network, while you shower me gifts. I want gold watches, silk shirts, pointy-nosed-alligator-leather-shoes, many sex toys, skin moisturizer for my body, permanent residence in the Benelux, and my very own scooter with a cute helmet. If you can take care of these little things, I will take you to heaven.
Only to prevent you coming to the Benelux I almost would do/give all other things.... (*personal reminder: inform the immigration service*) 
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:03 pm |
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Well, here is my first dudu attempt...
My cell phone bill is off the sky. I was hoping that you could paypal it in exchange for some tender love and care. I promise I won`t dissappoint. That way, I could call you from my cell and tell you what a sweetie you are. We could have a real romance over the cellular network, while you shower me gifts. I want gold watches, silk shirts, pointy-nosed-alligator-leather-shoes, many sex toys, skin moisturizer for my body, permanent residence in the Benelux, and my very own scooter with a cute helmet. If you can take care of these little things, I will take you to heaven.
You get a big fat ZERO from me.
Let me give you some basic lessons in duduism. Do not make your intentions known in the beginning. You have to make her believe that she´s everything you ever wanted without even hinting at the hidden agenda. You need to play on her feelings of loneliness and wanting to feel loved. Make her feel beautiful and sexy. Start telling her about your feelings - remember you´re what she has to fill the void in her life with. Once she´s swallowed the hook, you´re ready to learn how to reel her in. 
Edited (3/5/2009) by Melek74
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05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:17 pm |
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You get a big fat ZERO from me.
Let me give you some basic lessons in duduism. Do not make your intentions known in the beginning. You have to make her believe that she´s everything you ever wanted without even hinting at the hidden agenda. You need to play on her feelings of loneliness and wanting to feel loved. Make her feel beautiful and sexy. Start telling her about your feelings - remember you´re what she has to fill the void in her life with. Once she´s swallowed the hook, you´re ready to learn how to reel her in.
Melek, how cna you be so mean to cynic? He obviously is willing to work very hard to "earn" these things! 
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