Walking in front of the camel is not much better than behind......camels spit you know! 

 No? Tell me.... I´m all ears.....

look, how ignorant you are!

when they spit on you it prevents your skin from drying off. it works as a sun protection cream.

Camels are what is called ´retromingent´ which means they urinate backwards!  So take your pick from spit or urine!!  (Maybe better to walk beside them )

you are predictably knowledgable today

I suppose I needed to express the tone of my post. I guess that is what we have the emotion faces for, right?    

I was not complaining about people’s questions. I’m glad for questions and even for controversy. My intention was to show that the same group of people that ask me legitimate questions about Turkey ( a country they have had little exposure to ) ask me surprising questions about Alaska ( a state in the country they live in). The point being that some people are interested in various facts about geography and ethnography - and some are not. 

Femmous, I believe you are the best at caustic wit on this site. If you want to offer classes, I’m ready to sign up! 

lalalala tra lalala

nay, dont believe this.

but im letting you go this time

cynic is good at teaching humour and whatever. he knows it all. call alameda to sign up for his priceless courses, she also organises the courses of good manners and politness conducted also by cynic the professor. he´s got already lots of lady students in his weekly sessions. so hurry up.

alameda can advise you on how to file complaints and when how to sue effectively.

Good luck!