St. Patrick´s Day makes me recollect many funny St. Patrick´s Day quotes. The Irish love for alcohol has been a source of humor as several funny St. Patrick´s Day quotes poke fun at the drinking habit. Irish people love to joke about themselves. In fact, a great deal of St. Patrick´s Day humor is found in toasts raised by the Irish. Get a taste of the Irish sense of humor with these funny St. Patrick´s Day quotes.
Irish Blessing May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!
Author Unknown Saint Patrick was a gentleman Who through strategy and stealth Drove all the snakes from Ireland Here´s a drinkee to his health! But not too many drinkees Lest we lose ourselves and then... Forget the good Saint Patrick And see them snakes again!
Author Unknown Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick´s Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.
Daryl Stout Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don´t want to press your luck.
Irish Saying There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.
Irish Saying There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head. If a man doesn´t drink when he´s living, How in the hell can he drink when he´s dead?
Irish Saying An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Charles M. Madigan St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
St. Patrick´s Day Toast Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer – and another one!
Irish Toast It is better to spend money like there´s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there´s no money!
Irish Toast May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).
For those interested in the history of the man!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/716179/st_patrick_an_alternative_vision_of.html?cat=34
May you have the hindsight to know where you´ve been, The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far
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