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TC Tabloid - Spring 2009 Edition
1.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 31 Mar 2009 Tue 05:04 pm

TC Tabloid – Spring 2009 Edition


 


Catwoman Caught on Camera!!


 


It seems our resident feline feminist has done the unthinkable and joined Handsom’s Harem (or has she).  The two were caught canoodling under a palm tree where Handsom was overheard by a waiter (Turkish, of course) saying that Catwoman is the only cat for him and that once she gets off the catnip, he would make her is new “first wife”.  For her part, Cat was recently seen in cathouses all over Yemen rolling in catnip with a new hot young Tomcat.  It seems Handsom is destined for heartbreak with this one!!


 


Femme to be Named Good Will Ambassador to TC Dudus


 


Sources close to admin have leaked the following story:  Because of her brilliant tact, superior communication skills and experience with Dudus, femme will be named Ambassador to Dudus.  Her duties will include, helping dudus acclimate to the hostile TC environment, acting as a liaison for bed western girls and their dudu’s ensuring that all the right gifts are bought for Turkish Mother-in-laws.  She will also provide instruction on Turkish etiquette to bed western girls.  Femme’s PR firm has denied the story but TC Tabloid stands by the story. 


 


Daydreamer is the New Octomom!


 


It seems that DD is so baby crazy that she wants beat Octomom at her own game.  She was seen running around town practicing pushing a pram built for 9.  TC tabloid has also confirmed that Mr. DD has bought her a tour bus to accommodate her new brood. 


 


Girleegirl Adopts Turkish Dudu


 


It seems the adoption bug has bitten GG!  GG was seen filing legal papers to adopt a dudu!  It seems she wasted no time in taking advantage of the new Turkish law that allows for foreigners to adopt Turkish orphans.  Is this a new way for Dudu’s to obtain foreign visas?  Or is this just another ploy to corrupt the young men of Turkey?


 


AEnigma Photographed Assaulting “British Sarcasm” Student


 


TC tabloid interviewed the student under the promise of anonymity.  The student stated, “It was bed! She said my soup was horrible and that it made the entire class smell like cabbage.  Then she hit me with the spoon!”


 


Thehandsom is Going Bald!!


 


At a local “Hair Club for Men” a source inside the facility has told TC Tabloid that handsom has been getting hair transplants for the past year.  Although most of the hair has been added to his head and feet, the insider has confided that H has now getting hair extension on his back and underarms.  It seems that the years of waxing by the infamous CGG gang has permanently damaged H’s delicate hair follicles.



Trudy Caught in Clog Caper!



It seems that Trudy has taken her obsession for her national shoe to new heights.  TC has obtained documents from Rotterdam police which implicated Trudy in the largest Clog Caper ever carried out in the Netherlands.  It seems that a large shipment of clogs bound for export, was intercepted by the infamous Clog Bandit.  A note was left at the scene that stated, "Clogs are for Cloggies ONLY!!"  The Rotterdam police have not given any details of the investigation but did confirm that Ms. Trudy is a "person of interest."



Edited (4/1/2009) by Elisabeth

2.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 31 Mar 2009 Tue 05:16 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

TC Tabloid – Spring 2009 Edition

 

Girleegirl Adopts Turkish Dudu

 

It seems the adoption bug has bitten GG!  GG was seen filing legal papers to adopt a dudu!  It seems she wasted no time in taking advantage of the new Turkish law that allows for foreigners to adopt Turkish orphans.  Is this a new way for Dudu’s to obtain foreign visas?  Or is this just another ploy to corrupt the young men of Turkey?

 

 I categorically deny this lie!  I am far too dramatic to ever be allowed to adopt. 

 

I simply smuggle my dudu´s out of the country under my burqa!!  {#emotions_dlg.ninja}

3.       TheAenigma
5001 posts
 31 Mar 2009 Tue 05:17 pm

You are a geniusssssssss!!!! lollollol

(Please next time post such things when I am NOT in the office!!!)

4.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 31 Mar 2009 Tue 05:38 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

TC Tabloid – Spring 2009 Edition

 

 

Thehandsom is Going Bald!!

 

At a local “Hair Club for Men” a source inside the facility has told TC Tabloid that handsom has been getting hair transplants for the past year.  Although most of the hair has been added to his head and feet, the insider has confided that H has now getting hair extension on his back and underarms.  It seems that the years of waxing by the infamous CGG gang has permanently damaged H’s delicate hair follicles.


 

This is  Thehandsom´s PR agency (as my client has given his login details to us on this occasion)

My client categorically denies this ´gigantic´ lie.

He never has had  a hair transplant under any circumstances nor he is planning to have in the near future as he still posesses his god given natural hair..

Here are a few pictures of my client (taken a few minutes ago):

 

and his chest:

 

His PR agent



Edited (3/31/2009) by thehandsom

5.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 31 Mar 2009 Tue 05:43 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

 

and his chest:

 

His PR agent

 

 OMG who has slacked off on the waxings?????!!!!!?????   {#emotions_dlg.rant}{#emotions_dlg.puking}

6.       Trudy
7887 posts
 31 Mar 2009 Tue 06:54 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

TC Tabloid – Spring 2009 Edition

 

Trudy Caught in Clog Capper!

It seems that Trudy has taken her obsession for her national shoe to new heights.  TC has obtained documents from Rotterdam police which implicated Trudy in the largest Clog Capper ever carried out in the Netherlands.  It seems that a large shipment of clogs bound for export, was intercepted by the infamous Clog Bandit.  A note was left at the scene that stated, "Clogs are for Cloggies ONLY!!"  The Rotterdam police have not given any details of the investigation but did confirm that Ms. Trudy is a "person of interest."

 

 I didn´t do this! In fact I am the exporter of these shoes with an increase in sales to Turkish men with Dutch girlfriends. Just half an hour ago I received another order for 300 pairs by a Mr. D. Udu from Alanya telling me his younger brother (Mr. D. Udu II) in Marmaris wants to buy an ever larger amount!

7.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 01 Apr 2009 Wed 12:14 am

 

Quoting girleegirl

 

 

 OMG who has slacked off on the waxings?????!!!!!?????   {#emotions_dlg.rant}{#emotions_dlg.puking}

 

Geez, GG I know it was my turn but do you think getting a pram for 9 kids is easy? Do you know how much time it takes to find one in Eire? I lost my best Wellie in the bogs, not to mention those aggressive sheep I had to run away from Shy

8.       femmeous
2642 posts
 01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:15 am

GG adoption story lol

9.       catwoman
8933 posts
 01 Apr 2009 Wed 03:28 pm

OMG, this is absolutely brilliant!!! lol lol lol

10.       femmeous
2642 posts
 01 Apr 2009 Wed 11:58 pm

more! want more!

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