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THE ULTIMATE TEST
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1.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 11:34 am

http://galeri.internethaber.com/gallery.php?id=4270&no=6

 

Can anyone guess what these guys are doing ?

2.       Henry
2604 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 11:48 am

It looks like a very elegant way for a bride to have a drink! Roll eyes

the photo


3.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 12:55 pm

HINT:  This is called the Psssit Test, it is a sort of revealing performance test. Highly recommended ! Wink

4.       deli
5904 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 02:18 pm

maybe she had a bad attack ofBig smile hiccups ,best way to get rid is to drink upside down ,görünüþe göre

5.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 02:55 pm

No, no.....Notice how close the hold up man keeps his ear to the other end of the lady...What is he trying to hear?Wink

6.       deli
5904 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 03:08 pm

bakalim bakalimBig smile

 

 

ok baktim

I THINK HE IS WAITING FOR A SLIGHT EXPLOSION BETWEEN THE LEGSBig smile



Edited (7/26/2009) by deli [ADDED SILLY STUFF]

7.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 03:21 pm

 

Quoting deli

bakalim bakalimBig smile

 

 

ok baktim

I THINK HE IS WAITING FOR A SLIGHT EXPLOSION BETWEEN THE LEGSBig smile

Stop wasting your time with this silly stuff...Go and listen to stories in Turkish..Alcoholics

 



Edited (7/26/2009) by AlphaF

8.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:17 pm

 

Quoting deli

maybe she had a bad attack ofBig smile hiccups ,best way to get rid is to drink upside down ,görünüþe göre

 

 Well, it looks like a gaz tüpü? Not something you´d drink from

9.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:18 pm

 

Quoting AlphaF

http://galeri.internethaber.com/gallery.php?id=4270&no=6

 

Can anyone guess what these guys are doing ?

 

 I can´t. Enlighten us

10.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:22 pm

2nd hint: The tube is full of fresh air, at moderate pressure;  and the man at the rear end is on alert for a slight pisssssst sound.

11.       ReyhanL
1961 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:30 pm

Who knows what does it  mean to tell us

12.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:40 pm

Turkish Standards would allow a Pissst sound only up to 7.335 decibels, for first time brides-to-be.

Test results over and above this value may indicate unauthorised milage or an error in production.

13.       ReyhanL
1961 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:45 pm

Did somebody understand what is this?

14.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 05:56 pm

A full "explanation for dummies", by deli, will follow.

I bet she has already reached the correct understanding.

15.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 06:13 pm

I do hope I did not understand it.. If so, first guess was correct, but I thought it was such stupidity it couldnt be true At least it was headed under ´sivri zekalý´  lol

 

Alpha, does any Turk when seeing such a picture, understand what is tested?



Edited (7/26/2009) by Deli_kizin

16.       lessluv
1052 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 06:36 pm

 

Quoting AlphaF

Turkish Standards would allow a Pissst sound only up to 7.335 decibels, for first time brides-to-be.

Test results over and above this value may indicate unauthorised milage or an error in production.

 

 What the hell!

 

perhaps it´s these sort of standards that are preventing Turkey joining the EU ha ha <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast) I´m sure the EU is at least 15 decibels



Edited (7/26/2009) by lessluv [ppphhaarrtt]

17.       ReyhanL
1961 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 06:54 pm

 

Quoting deli

maybe she had a bad attack ofBig smile hiccups ,best way to get rid is to drink upside down ,görünüþe göre

 

 This one is the explanation ?

18.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 09:26 pm

 

Quoting Deli_kizin

I do hope I did not understand it.. If so, first guess was correct, but I thought it was such stupidity it couldnt be true At least it was headed under ´sivri zekalý´  lol

 

Alpha, does any Turk when seeing such a picture, understand what is tested?

 

Of course....Piece of cake !

19.       ReyhanL
1961 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 09:35 pm

I will have to check again my IQ because i didnt understand anything. Is there anybody else who understood and can explain me?

20.       deli
5904 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 09:37 pm

You crazy? ben boyleyim 

Quoting ReyhanL

I will have to check again my IQ because i didnt understand anything. Is there anybody else who understood and can explain me?

 

 dont worry yourselfBig smileits because you  dont have a warped sense of humour with a screw loose



Edited (7/26/2009) by deli [added silly stuff again]

21.       deli
5904 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 09:43 pm

 

Quoting ReyhanL

 

 

 This one is the explanation ?

  nope not that one , this one

 I THINK HE IS WAITING FOR A SLIGHT EXPLOSION BETWEEN THE LEGSBig smile

22.       ReyhanL
1961 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 09:46 pm

 

Quoting deli

 

  nope not that one , this one

 I THINK HE IS WAITING FOR A SLIGHT EXPLOSION BETWEEN THE LEGSBig smile

 

 Thanks Big smile I can go to sleep now

23.       sonunda
5004 posts
 26 Jul 2009 Sun 09:59 pm

 

Quoting ReyhanL

 

 

 Thanks Big smile I can go to sleep now

 

tatlý rüyalar!

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