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You do know Aenigma´s back???   She might not like this you know   - a breakaway thread could mean Translation Lounge Wars!

Oops!  Sorry - just read ´what caught my eye´

 I promised her in another thread that I would Re-Open the lounge in her honor.....I thought she might like a nice fresh thread.

It was an illegal lounge/thread and it still is 

 H....can we please be a little bit more grown up and be nice to our classmate?  You can take your toys and go home if you want to but maybe the rest of us would like to play nice! 

Whoops...sorry....double post!

I always play nice..

But sometimes, I believe, nobody plays nice with me..

And she never plays nicely with me 

 Poor H., need a lollypop?

 Well H.....now is your chance to kiss and make up!

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can´t wait

Will there be dancing and an open bar to celebrate the re-opening? 

I heard AE is buying... supposedly her new dudu is a big fish somewhere near Istanbul..

 Have you been drinking tequila again, GG?

 Not yet...........................................

 Tabi ki - in fact, I am HIS dudu

Sorry Lis

I have no intention to neither kiss nor make up..

I would not mind the second part of your suggestion, but the first part!!!

 Wow!  I feel kind of honoured as the ONLY female on TC you would not kiss!

Do you have something for after Ýftar ?

Oriental sweets and drinks ?!

Ýf not, i know the provider and can get them with fair price lol

 Would you care for some lovely Baklava?  My Turkish coffee is getting much better.....it isn´t so much like ink anymore!  (after YEARS of practice!!)

 OK, here you are

Taste and have your pick and we can talk about the price later

And if i may suggest you try Basboosa also and Kunafa

And as for the drink i may suggest Ðerk soos...Liquorice...its iced and suitabe to this weather and great after Ýftar

Ýts the Egyptian liquor

I will take one of each!

Is anyone attending bar here or is it a free for all?

 This is a self service lounge....you can pour your own tequila, can´t you teas?

 Teas can, but KEEP GG AWAY from the tequila!!!

I don´t think that´s possible.....

Offffffff I´m feeling so picked on.  I think I need another bottle of tequila....and salt...and a couple of limes....yes, I think that will do it!    Awww much better now!!!

 can i join  GG?

 Of course!!

Someone needs to keep an eye on her...the tequila is all gone.  She must be making up for lost time..  I guess a beam and seven will do. 

I thought that AE´s dudu was going to send us money for more supplies!!! Didn´t she send him a text that she´s in terrible financial situation at the moment?

AE reminds me of two things: Canon AE1 (I still have one of them) and Auto Exposure. From now on, it will also mean Aenigma.

 AE, here in the U.S. is actually a popular clothing line.. I  have many cloths that have AE printed on it.  AE=American Eagle  

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/category_feature_item.jsp?catId=cat90048

 I hope she did!  At the rate GG is going we will be completly dry by the weekend.    Maybe she can ask him to buy us a flat screen tv.  I would like to watch my soaps.

 I got the money for my phone credit andmy "mother´s operation" but am reluctant to squander it on booze for that lush GG

 I think you can scratch your name off of her favorite person list now!!

 Yes!  There are a few spaces now actually!

 I am guessing that the waiting list for bed amerikans is very long!  Now teas will have to wait until you have gone thru a few more AE incarnations....perhaps when you are AE4?

 Awwwww AE4 sounds better than just _AE_ - time for a change you think?

He he

With this rate, she will be leaving soon I assume..

 Yes you are right, what a dangerous game I am playing!!!  I am sure to be deleted soon

I should have disagreed and teased Tami - it is far more popular with the establishment and doesn´t risk upsetting the harem

I admire your imagination 

You are living in a dream world darling!!!

 Yes yes yes you are right   Me and about 10 others...all living in a dream world

How is that pipe darling?  Still tasting nice?

Other multiple personalites you mean? yes yes yes

 Hehehehe!  Just wondering where my "dream world" begins and end?  Trouble is I can´t seem to find any posts from mods complaining about you hijacking threads or insulting Tami?

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thehandsom has hijacked the "Grand Opening of the lounge" thread

You are being defensive now..

 WOW!  This is the forth day in a row where I waited to see if you were able to give me the last word - again you failed

Have to leave you now darling - so post away!

And you came back only 4 days ago?  

 I always thought Tami purposely got everyone worked into a lather!  He is rather good at it and is very adept at his comebacks.  

(Besides, deep down inside he knows that I only send snow globes to my favorite people!!) 

Are you saying there is something wrong with teasing tam???? 

Dammit!  It´s one of my favorite passtimes

 Nothing wrong with it at all - in fact it may soon become compulsory and be added to the forum rules

Whew!  I thought I was going to have to change my wicked ways! 

I enjoy my back and forth with my tiny little non-dropped friend.....he gives just as good as he gets and as an added bonus he doesn´t whine to admins and want posts deleted!!! 

This is one of his better qualities.  He is one of the rare hellraisers who seems to "know his place"....hehehe....muahhhhh!!!  Well, I will be running along now, I am sure he will be hurling one my way now!

Before you run - when exactly IS the grand re-opening?

And.. what will make it grand?

 It´s impossible to say when because there doesn´t seem to be a time when everyone is here.  People keep popping in and out!  I think H is going to do his belly dancing.  Tami will be reading poetry.  GG, Teas and me will be doing some jello wrestling.  Trudy is going to do a clog dance and I think femme might even show up and do some kind of musical act with her poodle (sorry folks.....this is not confirmed).  Catwoman will be doing some kind of trick on her scratching post and LIR will be juggling.  Is this grand enough for you???? 

 I think I am clipping my toe nails that night ...

 Why don´t you clip them at the lounge?  You can toss your clippings at him?

 Great idea but alas I don´t think thehandsom will break his rule about avoiding the lounge - he considers it to be illegal

 He always comes in here disguised as a belly dancer.  He calls himself "the pretty" and thinks we don´t know who he is!  What he doesn´t know is that a million veils couldn´t hide all that hair!

 Are you sure you don´t mean "thepreti"?  After all he is well known for his good spelling - and even boasts about it with his own nicks

 OMG....then he has two alias names!  Both of those belly dancers come in here.  Now that I think of it, they are never here at the same time! 

Aww

such  victims .. I am about to cry here..

Such a victim Tami  and a double victim AE..

Infact they are both victim square..

Horrible me.. Beating them in public..

I will keep crying about  what I have done to these innocent guys..

 That´s strange?   You HAVE changed.  Normally you only cry when YOU feel the victim

I am leaving the activity of crying to you..

it suits you  

In fact, your beauty is at its best when you pretend like you are a victim..

Ha ha..

Thank you darling

Strange thing is... I dont FEEL like a victim, I am just making some psychic observations (much like LIR)

I am not sure about that..

You so sounded like a victim a few posts ago..

Well if you say that you are not being bullied and not a victim it is soo absolutely fine by me..

 Awwwwwwww thank you for showing such concern.  I think you got me all wrong

Want to take me to lunch to discuss it?

Please change this darling..

It seriously contradicts  with your upbeat mood right at the moment..

Hey hey

Not that far..

ha ha ha

 You think this was written in anger or as a victim!?

I was being "ironic"

No?

How about if I come to chat?

Did something happen  in IOW today specifically?

An unexpected heat wave or similar..

Geeeee..

 Hassovanni just needs a little guidance from us bed Amerikans..I wonder if I will get a snow globe this year?

All bed Amerikans automatically get one. 

 Can I become a bed Amerikan for a little while? I want a snow globe too!

I may get tossed out of the Bed Amerikan club for giving a cloggy a snowglobe!

 Butbutbut.... I swear I won´t tell anyone. Pleaaaaaaaasssseeeeee?

 On second thoughts: I don´t want to have such a snowglobe if I need to become a member of the BAC, I prefer to stay a member of the ECA!! Huh!!

Ohhhh such a poor, poor choice!!  And I always had such hopes for you

 I didn´t!

 Of course not, but hey, one can´t expect too much from a ´Wightanian´.  

Ha ha..  

 Hahahahahahaha! OMG that is soooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy!  Wightanian?  OMG let me stop rolling on the floor laughing......the best post EVERRRRRRRRRR!  OMG its almost as funny as if I added "anian" to the end of Dutch!!! .......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ha ha .. But Trudy that is so normal..

They are just abit isolated down there ..

 Yeah it is heaven - no Turkish imports

I thought you like Turks generically speaking..

If not, This site may  NOT be a right place for you to be..  

 Ouh I love them!   It´s just one or two of the imported ones I have problems with

I think the question is more - what are YOU doing here?  Clearly you are not a big fan of Turkish politics, history, people, customs or the predominent religion.  You are more western than the average westener!

Oh

We are defensive now..are we?

 I always admire your deflection tactics

 Well dear, I´m happy that my post made you laugh. It´s more than I can say of your posts.....

 Awwwww thank you

I am glad you are taking my comments seriously....

+100000 000 000

Perfect!!!

 Sure. I take them as seriously as the stuff in the green cans outside my house. Getting emptied twice a week by the garbage company.

 Awwwwww honey you are soooooooooooooo good at funny comebacks   Your posts are truly wonderful   I actually find all of them funny - but maybe not for the right reasons!

 Nobody is blaming you for not having a good sense of humour, it´s a shortcoming you can´t help having.

Simply brilliant!!

Sense of humor lessons from a Dutch to a Brit..

wow  

 Yes this is brilliant - I am defeated   This sentence is so skillfully and wittily crafted, there can surely be no match

"Nobody is blaming you for not having a good sense of humour, it´s a shortcoming you can´t help having."

I am rolling on the floor.....mainly because your post implies that the Dutch do not usually have a sense of humour!

Sorry AE but it was really brilliant...

He´s about to get Trudy mad at him now too!

or simply a westerner wannabe.  that might be because of his inferiority complex.

Nothing to say but just copying me  

I must agree that when I say nothing useful, I`m copying you.

Ah you are on duty now..eh? AE gone to sleep? 

But boy, you have never said anything useful here..

because I`m not into "word salad"?

So you do accept that you have nothing said useful at all..

We all knew that but hearing it from you is  great 

no, I rarely copy you.

But you already accepted it with your above statements...

But anyway, I will let you go this time..

 Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Just change the names around and it is pretty much identical to a post a wrote about you!

 Brilliant!

It looks like there will be  no opening at all for that illegal lounge ..  

 Awwww sorry you missed it canim - it was by invitation only!

I am sure I would have heard if there was an opening in tc..But I am sure you are telling the ´truth´!

However, it is good you did not send an invitation, you know that you will be "rejected"!!