As my class is over very early in the mornings, I am willing to take an evening class of mixed sex Synchronised Nude Swimming (Olympic Standard) if anyone is interested

(Just bring yourself....and a towel)

 ha ha.....   that you have got to ´you tube ´

It is US time!!!

A clarification: Eastern Standard Time..

Is she as angry as Tami though? I think I might need a security team when I go there.. especially when Tami gets his rifle..

Muhahahahah ... This is a great idea, I think we might even charge for this class!! I want 80% of the income for the medical consultation and we have a deal.

 I am happy to act as your agent on this occasion CW - usual commission rates apply...

Canim, this time it will be 5% of my income, plus free check-up on Tami´s mother (with proper security of course) -- these are difficult times!!

My building a trap classes were over subscribed and we ended up with two classes:

How to build a trap

How to dig a hole (big enough!)

Birdy, did you consider the "how to use a liar detector" classes?  I think they might be quite popular according the pupils I had today.............

 Don`t worry, I will use my sniper rifle just for those males who attend AE`s class.

 Additional classes  are coming-

24/7

Laundramma classes-,moved to translation department,( intitiated by femme, who is now on TC doctor’s leave due to problems with vocal cords )run by substitute, available translators.

Note

Lecturers willing to take this class will get 5%salary rate more since working conditions are exhausting  in this busy,overcrowded and noisy place

12-13.30

Economy classes for new members of TC living on a shoe string due to laptops,mobiles,visas,operations,etc requests

Planning budget included plus business plan how not to go bunkrupt

Teacher’s post vacant,classes lead by AE temporarily in her swimming breaks-an experienced teacher in  bargaining and running any kind of bussiness

Application should be sent to birdy via secretary’s office.

13.45-14.30

 Strong will training by alex de suza-here you will learn how to restrain “dirty mind” during contemplation and deep meditation time.Morphine and chill out music supplied by mods.

No winking permitted!

14.45-15.30

UnSuccessful spam writing workshop-this class is devoted for all unsuccessful spammers

Please bring your own writing pad,copies of  templates will be delivered for free

Class run by…….(the list of teachers available in deleted users section-the key word is spam)

15.40-16.25

Turkish slight slang classes by armegon-intermediate level pupils invited.

Don’t forget your dictionaries and revise all you have learnt so far.Test is coming!!!

Wimps are not allowed Slang mantras obligatory.

16.35-17.20

Physics classes with the special focus on the  construction of  a liar detector led by LL

No dim light allowed,take out your lenses and glasses and be prepared for gentle questions

Learn by heart your set of reliable lies –cheating leads to suspension.

Nivea fresh active roll ons will be distributed before,in and after class.

18-19.00

Technical classes by tinababy-short introduction how to open a bottle without a screwdriver and  not  to lose sense of humour.In case short presentation may suddenly change into long,

Pls open your bottles secretly before coming to class 

19.15-20.00

Camouflage  classes by birdy-only for members with good sense of humour and self-criticism

Big choice of nicknames,languages and  active methods of how not to get bored with TC provided

 ATTENTION

20.10-5.50

New classes by Tami

Defence class with judo,karate, and sniper shooting.All harem members and candidates”s attendance compulsory except dabrowskis( arming them will be TC suicide)

Note

Secretary’s office announces on behalf of birdy more classes,workshops,lectures and seminars to be prepared.  All teachers and pupils’s suggestions of optional classes and compulsory ones  are being taken into consideration .

Teachers of particular subjects are politely asked to prepare syllabusses and placement tests.

Thank you. 

 Birdy you are brilliant!!!!

I would like to sign up for the Strong Will Classes and the Turkish Slight Slang.  I am also very intested in the Camoflage Classes It appears I have no option but to attend the Defence Class ...