Additional classes  are coming-

24/7

Laundramma classes-,moved to translation department,( intitiated by femme, who is now on TC doctor’s leave due to problems with vocal cords )run by substitute, available translators.

Note

Lecturers willing to take this class will get 5%salary rate more since working conditions are exhausting  in this busy,overcrowded and noisy place

12-13.30

Economy classes for new members of TC living on a shoe string due to laptops,mobiles,visas,operations,etc requests

Planning budget included plus business plan how not to go bunkrupt

Teacher’s post vacant,classes lead by AE temporarily in her swimming breaks-an experienced teacher in  bargaining and running any kind of bussiness

Application should be sent to birdy via secretary’s office.

13.45-14.30

 Strong will training by alex de suza-here you will learn how to restrain “dirty mind” during contemplation and deep meditation time.Morphine and chill out music supplied by mods.

No winking permitted!

14.45-15.30

UnSuccessful spam writing workshop-this class is devoted for all unsuccessful spammers

Please bring your own writing pad,copies of  templates will be delivered for free

Class run by…….(the list of teachers available in deleted users section-the key word is spam)

15.40-16.25

Turkish slight slang classes by armegon-intermediate level pupils invited.

Don’t forget your dictionaries and revise all you have learnt so far.Test is coming!!!

Wimps are not allowed Slang mantras obligatory.

16.35-17.20

Physics classes with the special focus on the  construction of  a liar detector led by LL

No dim light allowed,take out your lenses and glasses and be prepared for gentle questions

Learn by heart your set of reliable lies –cheating leads to suspension.

Nivea fresh active roll ons will be distributed before,in and after class.

18-19.00

Technical classes by tinababy-short introduction how to open a bottle without a screwdriver and  not  to lose sense of humour.In case short presentation may suddenly change into long,

Pls open your bottles secretly before coming to class 

19.15-20.00

Camouflage  classes by birdy-only for members with good sense of humour and self-criticism

Big choice of nicknames,languages and  active methods of how not to get bored with TC provided

 ATTENTION

20.10-5.50

New classes by Tami

Defence class with judo,karate, and sniper shooting.All harem members and candidates”s attendance compulsory except dabrowskis( arming them will be TC suicide)

Note

Secretary’s office announces on behalf of birdy more classes,workshops,lectures and seminars to be prepared.  All teachers and pupils’s suggestions of optional classes and compulsory ones  are being taken into consideration .

Teachers of particular subjects are politely asked to prepare syllabusses and placement tests.

Thank you. 

 Additional classes  are coming-

 Strong will training by alex de suza-here you will learn how to restrain “dirty mind” during contemplation and deep meditation time.Morphine and chill out music supplied by mods.

No winking permitted!

14.45-15.30

It appears I have no option but to attend the Defence Class ...

Well I waited and no-one turned up.   

 ,teacher,pls,ama cok ama do not make me  sit at the same desk with tami or theh.

Laundramma classes-,moved to translation department,( intitiated by femme, who is now on TC doctor’s leave due to problems with vocal cords )run by substitute, available translators.

Note

Lecturers willing to take this class will get 5%salary rate more since working conditions are exhausting  in this busy,overcrowded and noisy place

12-13.30

Birdy, not that I am complaining, but you didn´t make it clear enough that my lecture on Polish Vices actually was a vodka-drinking experience! That accounts for the poor turn-up. Tami wanted to join but he´s underage so I couldn´t have let him in. The result is I was there on my own, got totally wasted and now suffer from a massive hangover!

Where´s the strong will class? I desperately need it.

BTW I did want to sign up for the shooting and self-defence class but it seems we have a case of Dąbrowkisism here! (Should I confess at this point that I used to be a regional junior champion in military training rifle shooting?)

Should I confess at this point that I used to be a regional junior champion in military training rifle shooting?

  Perhaps we could join forces on this being a pretty hot shot with a 2.2 rifle myself

No one showed up for the Laundramma class...  Come on people don´t leave me alone in the heat....get all the good dirt here...it will be loads of fun!  Birdy...I still expect a show up percent...