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VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE
1.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 30 Nov 2009 Mon 09:07 pm

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don´t.




 



As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it´s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit
.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I´m doing it as a public service!
 


 


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Edited (11/30/2009) by AlphaF

2.       tinababy
1096 posts
 30 Nov 2009 Mon 09:11 pm

At least I am doing SOMETHING right!!! {#emotions_dlg.alcoholics}

3.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 30 Nov 2009 Mon 10:16 pm

I knew that tequila was good for you!  {#emotions_dlg.alcoholics}

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