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looking for a beautiful wife
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24 Mar 2010 Wed 05:03 pm |
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The title explains itself... Now I shall see the candidates.
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24 Mar 2010 Wed 05:56 pm |
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First we will see your picture and your bank statement... and NO, a forum testimonial will not do.
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24 Mar 2010 Wed 06:17 pm |
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First we will see your picture and your bank statement... and NO, a forum testimonial will not do.
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24 Mar 2010 Wed 07:30 pm |
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barba, sorry to disappoint you, but did you know that my other name is "man-with-no-picture"? And I am penniless, also. But... but I have a big and hot heart, which is what you could ever wish for yourself in this life. So, marry me?
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25 Mar 2010 Thu 07:57 am |
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First we will see your picture and your bank statement... and NO, a forum testimonial will not do.
+100
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25 Mar 2010 Thu 02:40 pm |
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PG - you´ve come to a wrong place. Don´t you know there aren´t any beautiful women on TC? Just a bunch of old wenches with sponsorship programmes for Turkish resort workers 
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25 Mar 2010 Thu 05:22 pm |
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PG - you´ve come to a wrong place. Don´t you know there aren´t any beautiful women on TC? Just a bunch of old wenches with sponsorship programmes for Turkish resort workers
Ssshhhttt, don´t give the guys who sponsor me any ideas! Don´t let them find out that they can actually get a woman to sponsor them! I´m living a life of luxury here, don´t ruin it for me!!!
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25 Mar 2010 Thu 05:47 pm |
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PG - you´ve come to a wrong place. Don´t you know there aren´t any beautiful women on TC? Just a bunch of old wenches with sponsorship programmes for Turkish resort workers
I travelled and visited every possible place on the earth to find my princess, so only remaining place for my purpose, unfortunately, was TC! Hence I am here!.. 
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 12:57 am |
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I travelled and visited every possible place on the earth to find my princess, so only remaining place for my purpose, unfortunately, was TC! Hence I am here!..
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 01:13 am |
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Why forbidden? Do I have no right to have a girlfriend? Why foka, why? This world turns to a forbidden heaven - with beautiful, tempting, making-fall-in-love ladies and gentlgirls.
-Oh, God, why did you create me as a hairy animal? I will soon turn to Frankenstein and take my revenge of you!-
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 01:21 am |
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Why forbidden? Do I have no right to have a girlfriend? Why foka, why? This world turns to a forbidden heaven - with beautiful, tempting, making-fall-in-love ladies and gentlgirls.
-Oh, God, why did you create me as a hairy animal? I will soon turn to Frankenstein and take my revenge of you!-
did i say forbidden! no! i only comment your words "´ unfortunately, was TC"... and dont worry we have saying here " any monster find his fan, lover " ...so go ahead 
Edited (3/28/2010) by foka
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 01:26 am |
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so go ahead
with ptaszek? 
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 01:29 am |
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with ptaszek?
if she agree --- why not 
now i have to run away , cos if she reads it ...
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 01:38 am |
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if she reads it ...
She may be grateful to you as well! Why not? After all she would go ahead with me, foka, me - pagliaccio, the great! The most tempting warrior ever! The wildest Don Juan around here! The most handsome lover in female history! On top of all these: educated, flexible, open-minded, creative, challencing, customer-oriented, analytic-thinker, easily adaptable to new conditions...
me, that is, pagliaccio, the great!
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 01:42 am |
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She may be grateful to you as well!
i dont think so...but maybe im wrong...time will show how your story as Don Juan will finish with ptaszek
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31 Mar 2010 Wed 10:47 pm |
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I travelled and visited every possible place on the earth to find my princess, so only remaining place for my purpose, unfortunately, was TC! Hence I am here!..
I went to the same coffee shop I´ve been going to for Lunch every day for the last five years, and found the most beautiful woman I ever saw working there one day.
She´s Turkish, of course, which is why I´m here 
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