Okay, this beats the heck out of me:

What does the Bible basically say about human sexuality, sex and making love?

No input? Perhaps everyone here is monk or nun? And TC is actually a cyber monastery?

is this the Catholic Bible you are speaking about?

Huh?  I didnt know there are different Bibles like the Catholic Bible. But no problem, please feel free to tell if you could tell only according the Catholic Bible. 

Well if I go by the teachings of the Catholic church, sex is for procreation, it is not for pleasure.  A woman should not be or take any kind of contraception, men should not use condoms.  If you are not married, no sex.  You do not want to make a child, no sex.  But this is what I remember from what they taught us and I have not practiced my religion in over 20 years.  Thing is I have not seen it written clearly these rules the churche speak of.

Hmm... Are these stated, clearly or in an implying manner, in the Catholic Bible or only the teachings of the Catholic Church? Though, I know, in most cases these two must and are parallel to each other.

The Bible basically says that having sex is for babies. The Catholic church interprets this most strictly, not allowing condoms and such. Other Christian churches might have different views, and do allow such things as the pill and condoms, as long as it is within a marriage.

Huh? Wwwhattt? For babies?

....Hm... interpretation problem It is basically different than the Quran, which makes comments about sex being a physical need of men. So it´s not just for MAKING () babies. In the Bible sex is basically just for MAKING babies...

This will kill all my fun, but anyway, you seem not to have gotten what I tried to point out, barba. Your previous statement, I took it for a moment like, ´sex is a practice that could be only performed by babies´!

Now the whole fun has now turned into big absurdity. Thanks!