What to do?

Where to start from?

What to read?

How/What to practise?

What are the cons and pros?

Thanks in advance!

Start from removing your threads.

Why lemon? What´s wrong with my threads? I simply wanted to find out what the Bible tells about sex(uality) basically, because I must know that, before converted a Christian, since sex is an important part of my life. I cannot live without sex! What (else) could I do? I simply love it! I am telling you the fact. You wouldn´t prefer me to tell lies like "Sex? Oh, that´s nothing! Not important at all! And not a big deal, either!"?

I just want to be an ordinary Christian with all his natural sex instincts and desires, not a monk in a monastary. 

Maybe you will now suggest me to start from forgetting about sex?

Dear Planet, if I were you, I´d research Satanism. It´s bound to grant you lots of sex They´re quite liberal in this respect

Hey, thanks for the tipp! I will evaluate this option properly if I fail to be a Christian! Thanks again.

Well, first you have to see what kind of Christian you want to be... So may choices. Catholic, Protestant, Mormones are pretty cool too

Upside of being a Catholic, alcohol in church! A bit of wine and a snack, sounds nice right Downside, you have to feel guilty about just about everything all the time, especially about sex! But then you can confess about it later and still feel sure you´re going to heaven.

Such an ignorant you are. Mormones are not christians.

You cannot become a Christian just because you decided so unless you want to be like Barba then you can be anything and do anything.

In order to become a true Christian you have to be born again in Holy Spirit. No one comes to God except through hearing the Gospel of Christ and call from Holy Spirit.

And nothing else makes you the believer of Christ, no church, no men, no deeds, no rituals but the divine touch.

Gezegen, your questions are not sincere. You ask your questions for fun, thus you show disrespect to others.

Not in Poland, I´m afraid. Just the waffle there. I guess the clergy was afraid that if they started serving wine, too many people would be interested in masses

Gezegen, the best way to become Christian is to get christened. It does the trick. Pick a denomination you fancy and taa daaa you´re one of them. Well, one of us as, although I´m an atheist Catholic church considers me one of them because my parents christened me. You don´t need to find Holy Spirit, buy Jesus´s backbone or a splinter of his cross; there´s no need to have pieces of your private parts removed, or attached whatsoever Oh, if you´re planning to join the Church in Germany, you´ll probably have to pay taxes, so I´d reconsider it

You know, why bother being Christian? Become a scientologist. The mythology is just as plausible (aliens, volcano, implants vs talking burning bushes, resurrection and people living 900 years) and you´ll generate more interest. Christianity is sooo common

 1. apply to british consulates for application forms;

2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)

3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,

 DJxx

Mormones believe Christ is the savior, so this makes them a Christians. They might not believe in the traditional Bible, and others see them as a crazy sect, but they themselves see themselves as Christians. And I´m not ignorant, I read the mormon Bible too. It´s an interesting read

Being a Scientologist is sooooo expencive though 

You are the best ignorant I´ve ever met!

Why British?

I give only one recommendation - God´s Wrath  

Hmm... I would wish to be of the kind who could experience their sexuality as freely as possible! I was really very sick of having to talk till mornings in order to convince my muslim girlfriends, just to be able to kiss them at lips once!

So, of which kind do you think I should be in order to be able experience it freely? Or more importantly in which kind among Catholic, Protestan and Orthodox would my future christian girlfriend feel and act as freely as possible?

Yes, this sounds straight to the very point/basic indeed! But it also sounds to me a bit mystical due to lack of my knowledge. 

Pheww! I am a bit relieved now! Thank God, it is not circumcision, like it is the first step and best way for those who converts to Islam!

So, how can I have myself christened?

How long did it take for you until you got the rejection from the british consulate?  Pitty, you are left with impressing shoulder muscles in vain, for no use!

You don´t need a Christian for that. A Christian girl should also be married before she can have sex. What you need is a defiant Muslim, defiant Christian, defiant anything

Quoting barba_mama

What you need is a defiant Muslim, defiant Christian, defiant anything

Just out of curiosity, are you defiant?

 sekerim, I have never been rejected by any european consulates. hah but I reject u

do u want copies of my passport

şekerim BMxxx

Since this morning I have been wondering what and how the sex-situations in Judaism and Buddhism might be!

 I know I knowwww

DJxxx