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I want to be Christian but...
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10.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 03:29 pm

 

Quoting barba_mama

 

 

Upside of being a Catholic, alcohol in church! A bit of wine and a snack, sounds nice right Downside, you have to feel guilty about just about everything all the time, especially about sex! But then you can confess about it later and still feel sure you´re going to heaven.

 

Not in Poland, I´m afraid. Just the waffle there. I guess the clergy was afraid that if they started serving wine, too many people would be interested in masses lol

 

Gezegen, the best way to become Christian is to get christened. It does the trick. Pick a denomination you fancy and taa daaa you´re one of them. Well, one of us as, although I´m an atheist Catholic church considers me one of them because my parents christened me. You don´t need to find Holy Spirit, buy Jesus´s backbone or a splinter of his cross; there´s no need to have pieces of your private parts removed, or attached whatsoever Oh, if you´re planning to join the Church in Germany, you´ll probably have to pay taxes, so I´d reconsider it

 

You know, why bother being Christian? Become a scientologist. The mythology is just as plausible (aliens, volcano, implants vs talking burning bushes, resurrection and people living 900 years) and you´ll generate more interest. Christianity is sooo common lol

11.       janissaridis
148 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 05:48 pm

 

Quoting gezegen

What to do?

Where to start from?

What to read?

How/What to practise?

What are the cons and pros?

 

Thanks in advance!

 

 1. apply to british consulates for application forms;

2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)

3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,

 DJxx

12.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 06:56 pm

 

Quoting lemon

 

 

Such an ignorant you are. Mormones are not christians.

 

Mormones believe Christ is the savior, so this makes them a Christians. They might not believe in the traditional Bible, and others see them as a crazy sect, but they themselves see themselves as Christians. And I´m not ignorant, I read the mormon Bible too. It´s an interesting read

13.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 06:58 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

  

You know, why bother being Christian? Become a scientologist. The mythology is just as plausible (aliens, volcano, implants vs talking burning bushes, resurrection and people living 900 years) and you´ll generate more interest. Christianity is sooo common lol

 

Being a Scientologist is sooooo expencive though 

14.       lemon
1374 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:46 pm

 

Quoting barba_mama

 

 

Mormones believe Christ is the savior, so this makes them a Christians. They might not believe in the traditional Bible, and others see them as a crazy sect, but they themselves see themselves as Christians. And I´m not ignorant, I read the mormon Bible too. It´s an interesting read

 

You are the best ignorant I´ve ever met!

15.       lemon
1374 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:48 pm

 

Quoting janissaridis

 

 

 1. apply to british consulates for application forms;

2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)

3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,

 DJxx

 

Why British? {#emotions_dlg.unsure}

 

I give only one recommendation - God´s Wrath   {#emotions_dlg.holy}

16.       gezegen
269 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:51 pm

 

Quoting barba_mama

Well, first you have to see what kind of Christian you want to be... So may choices. Catholic, Protestant, Mormones are pretty cool too

 

Hmm... {#emotions_dlg.think} I would wish to be of the kind who could experience their sexuality as freely as possible! I was really very sick of having to talk till mornings in order to convince my muslim girlfriends, just to be able to kiss them at lips once! {#emotions_dlg.lol}

 

So, of which kind do you think I should be in order to be able experience it freely? Or more importantly in which kind among Catholic, Protestan and Orthodox would my future christian girlfriend feel and act as freely as possible? {#emotions_dlg.confused}

17.       gezegen
269 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:57 pm

 

Quoting lemon

 

And nothing else makes you the believer of Christ, no church, no men, no deeds, no rituals but the divine touch.

 

Yes, this sounds straight to the very point/basic indeed! But it also sounds to me a bit mystical due to lack of my knowledge. 

18.       gezegen
269 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 08:05 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

 

Gezegen, the best way to become Christian is to get christened. It does the trick. P

 

Pheww! I am a bit relieved now! Thank God, it is not circumcision, like it is the first step and best way for those who converts to Islam! {#emotions_dlg.lol}

 

So, how can I have myself christened? {#emotions_dlg.unsure}

 

 

 

 

19.       gezegen
269 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 08:09 pm

 

Quoting janissaridis

 

 1. apply to british consulates for application forms;

2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)

3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,

 DJxx

 

How long did it take for you until you got the rejection from the british consulate? {#emotions_dlg.satisfied_nod} Pitty, you are left with impressing shoulder muscles in vain, for no use! {#emotions_dlg.lol}

20.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 13 Jun 2010 Sun 08:16 pm

 

Quoting gezegen

 

 

Hmm... {#emotions_dlg.think} I would wish to be of the kind who could experience their sexuality as freely as possible! I was really very sick of having to talk till mornings in order to convince my muslim girlfriends, just to be able to kiss them at lips once! {#emotions_dlg.lol}

 

So, of which kind do you think I should be in order to be able experience it freely? Or more importantly in which kind among Catholic, Protestan and Orthodox would my future christian girlfriend feel and act as freely as possible? {#emotions_dlg.confused}

 

 

You don´t need a Christian for that. A Christian girl should also be married before she can have sex. What you need is a defiant Muslim, defiant Christian, defiant anything

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