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I want to be Christian but...
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 03:29 pm |
Upside of being a Catholic, alcohol in church! A bit of wine and a snack, sounds nice right Downside, you have to feel guilty about just about everything all the time, especially about sex! But then you can confess about it later and still feel sure you´re going to heaven.
Not in Poland, I´m afraid. Just the waffle there. I guess the clergy was afraid that if they started serving wine, too many people would be interested in masses
Gezegen, the best way to become Christian is to get christened. It does the trick. Pick a denomination you fancy and taa daaa you´re one of them. Well, one of us as, although I´m an atheist Catholic church considers me one of them because my parents christened me. You don´t need to find Holy Spirit, buy Jesus´s backbone or a splinter of his cross; there´s no need to have pieces of your private parts removed, or attached whatsoever Oh, if you´re planning to join the Church in Germany, you´ll probably have to pay taxes, so I´d reconsider it
You know, why bother being Christian? Become a scientologist. The mythology is just as plausible (aliens, volcano, implants vs talking burning bushes, resurrection and people living 900 years) and you´ll generate more interest. Christianity is sooo common
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 05:48 pm |
What to do?
Where to start from?
What to read?
How/What to practise?
What are the cons and pros?
Thanks in advance!
1. apply to british consulates for application forms;
2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)
3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,
DJxx
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 06:56 pm |
Such an ignorant you are. Mormones are not christians.
Mormones believe Christ is the savior, so this makes them a Christians. They might not believe in the traditional Bible, and others see them as a crazy sect, but they themselves see themselves as Christians. And I´m not ignorant, I read the mormon Bible too. It´s an interesting read
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 06:58 pm |
You know, why bother being Christian? Become a scientologist. The mythology is just as plausible (aliens, volcano, implants vs talking burning bushes, resurrection and people living 900 years) and you´ll generate more interest. Christianity is sooo common
Being a Scientologist is sooooo expencive though
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:46 pm |
Mormones believe Christ is the savior, so this makes them a Christians. They might not believe in the traditional Bible, and others see them as a crazy sect, but they themselves see themselves as Christians. And I´m not ignorant, I read the mormon Bible too. It´s an interesting read
You are the best ignorant I´ve ever met!
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:48 pm |
1. apply to british consulates for application forms;
2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)
3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,
DJxx
Why British?
I give only one recommendation - God´s Wrath
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:51 pm |
Well, first you have to see what kind of Christian you want to be... So may choices. Catholic, Protestant, Mormones are pretty cool too
Hmm... I would wish to be of the kind who could experience their sexuality as freely as possible! I was really very sick of having to talk till mornings in order to convince my muslim girlfriends, just to be able to kiss them at lips once!
So, of which kind do you think I should be in order to be able experience it freely? Or more importantly in which kind among Catholic, Protestan and Orthodox would my future christian girlfriend feel and act as freely as possible?
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 07:57 pm |
And nothing else makes you the believer of Christ, no church, no men, no deeds, no rituals but the divine touch.
Yes, this sounds straight to the very point/basic indeed! But it also sounds to me a bit mystical due to lack of my knowledge.
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 08:05 pm |
Gezegen, the best way to become Christian is to get christened. It does the trick. P
Pheww! I am a bit relieved now! Thank God, it is not circumcision, like it is the first step and best way for those who converts to Islam!
So, how can I have myself christened?
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 08:09 pm |
1. apply to british consulates for application forms;
2.3 references letters ( from Barba_mam, lemon, libralady)
3. practise with bumbell to improve shoulder muscles,
DJxx
How long did it take for you until you got the rejection from the british consulate? Pitty, you are left with impressing shoulder muscles in vain, for no use!
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13 Jun 2010 Sun 08:16 pm |
Hmm... I would wish to be of the kind who could experience their sexuality as freely as possible! I was really very sick of having to talk till mornings in order to convince my muslim girlfriends, just to be able to kiss them at lips once!
So, of which kind do you think I should be in order to be able experience it freely? Or more importantly in which kind among Catholic, Protestan and Orthodox would my future christian girlfriend feel and act as freely as possible?
You don´t need a Christian for that. A Christian girl should also be married before she can have sex. What you need is a defiant Muslim, defiant Christian, defiant anything
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