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The most popular lies men tell
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1.       si++
3785 posts
 22 Aug 2010 Sun 10:45 am

The most popular lies men tell (and mean actually)

  • I´m gonna call you (I may call you)
  • Not that I wanna make love, let´s just lie here (I wouldn´t be here if didn´t wanna make love, right? I wanna see if I could create an opportunity)
  • That´s was the best sex I´ve ever made (It was not bad)
  • I love you (I like you)
  • I´m not married (I´m married but I´m not committed to my wife)
  • You´re not the problem, it´s me (You are the problem, but I cannot tell you)
  • I´ve never told it to anyone (I´ve never told it to you before)
  • I love your family (I can cope with them)
  • No, I´ve never had an affair with that woman (I had but I cannot tell you, you would go crasy)

 

Quoted from: here

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2.       libralady
5152 posts
 23 Aug 2010 Mon 05:34 pm

 

Quoting si++

The most popular lies men tell (and mean actually)

  • I´m gonna call you (I may call you)
  • Not that I wanna make love, let´s just lie here (I wouldn´t be here if didn´t wanna make love, right? I wanna see if I could create an opportunity)
  • That´s was the best sex I´ve ever made (It was not bad)
  • I love you (I like you)
  • I´m not married (I´m married but I´m not committed to my wife)
  • You´re not the problem, it´s me (You are the problem, but I cannot tell you)
  • I´ve never told it to anyone (I´ve never told it to you before)
  • I love your family (I can cope with them)
  • No, I´ve never had an affair with that woman (I had but I cannot tell you, you would go crasy)

 

Quoted from: here

 

Here is a couple more for you:

 

Sorry I can´t use MSN at the moment (but I have really blocked you)

I can´t see you today (I am seeing someone else today)

 

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3.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 23 Aug 2010 Mon 06:36 pm

"I need the money for my mothers surgery"  translation:  SEND MONEY

"I am out of credits, money and I will be homeless if you don´t send me $500 immediately"  translation:  SEND MONEY

"I´m not like the other guys here at the resort"  translation: I CHARGE MORE MONEY

"I don´t want to marry this other girl but my family is making me and I have no say in the matter" translation:  HOWEVER, IF YOU SEND ME ENOUGH MONEY, I CAN RUN AWAY AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER  alternative translation:  THANKS FOR THE SEX, I REALLY NEEDED THE PRACTICE BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.

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4.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 24 Aug 2010 Tue 11:29 am

"She is just some crazy girl who is stalking me. She likes me so much, and I tell her to go away, but she keeps calling me!" means "hi, meet my first girlfriend"

"Why the text-message on my phone says thank you for last night? I brought a girl who got sick in the streets to the hospital last night" means "I went to the club and *beeped* me second girlfriend last night"

"The girl I´m hugging in the picture on facebook is just a customer of the bar. You know it´s good for the tips if I flirt a little" means "The girl in the picture is my third girlfriend."

"These pictures in my wallet? That´s my sister in law and my nephews" means "this is my wife and my children who live in a Turkish village somewhere far away from here"

"You are my number one!" means "You are my number five!"

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5.       lemon
1374 posts
 24 Aug 2010 Tue 11:36 am

oh, you guys are so experienced. {#emotions_dlg.lol_fast}

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6.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 24 Aug 2010 Tue 09:05 pm

 

Quoting lemon

oh, you guys are so experienced. {#emotions_dlg.lol_fast}

 

Keeping my eyes and ears open The worst one I heard (luckily it wasn´t said to me) was "can you send money for our wedding" which the girl in question did... When she came to Turkey to get married, turns out her fiancé didn´t plan a whole wedding for her... whoopsy! Now, don´t think that what the guy told was 100% lie... He did pay for a wedding from the money she send... only a wedding with another girl!!!! But because it is not the most common of lies, I didn´t put it in my previous lists. It is in my top 10 of most horrible lies though...

7.       barkindo
22 posts
 28 Aug 2010 Sat 06:54 am

WoW! It is very funny!  Is it really true?

i would hope that not every Turkish man follows these rules! The one i met was very polite, absolutely trustworthy, did not ask for sex and paid for everything. His family is wonderful.... Nor are any of my other Turkish friends anywhere like that.    

8.       janissaridis
148 posts
 28 Aug 2010 Sat 07:37 pm

 

Quoting barba_mama

"She is just some crazy girl who is stalking me. She likes me so much, and I tell her to go away, but she keeps calling me!" means "hi, meet my first girlfriend"

"Why the text-message on my phone says thank you for last night? I brought a girl who got sick in the streets to the hospital last night" means "I went to the club and *beeped* me second girlfriend last night"

"The girl I´m hugging in the picture on facebook is just a customer of the bar. You know it´s good for the tips if I flirt a little" means "The girl in the picture is my third girlfriend."

"These pictures in my wallet? That´s my sister in law and my nephews" means "this is my wife and my children who live in a Turkish village somewhere far away from here"

"You are my number one!" means "You are my number five!"

 

 haha, bad experience of my BM

9.       barba_mama
1629 posts
 28 Aug 2010 Sat 08:25 pm

 

Quoting janissaridis

 

 

 haha, bad experience of my BM

 

 I´m glad it wasn´t me

10.       janissaridis
148 posts
 29 Aug 2010 Sun 05:25 pm

 

Quoting barba_mama

 

 

 I´m glad it wasn´t me

 

 liarrrr

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