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The most popular lies men tell
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22 Aug 2010 Sun 10:45 am |
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The most popular lies men tell (and mean actually)
- I´m gonna call you (I may call you)
- Not that I wanna make love, let´s just lie here (I wouldn´t be here if didn´t wanna make love, right? I wanna see if I could create an opportunity)
- That´s was the best sex I´ve ever made (It was not bad)
- I´m not married (I´m married but I´m not committed to my wife)
- You´re not the problem, it´s me (You are the problem, but I cannot tell you)
- I´ve never told it to anyone (I´ve never told it to you before)
- I love your family (I can cope with them)
- No, I´ve never had an affair with that woman (I had but I cannot tell you, you would go crasy)
Quoted from: here
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23 Aug 2010 Mon 05:34 pm |
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The most popular lies men tell (and mean actually)
- I´m gonna call you (I may call you)
- Not that I wanna make love, let´s just lie here (I wouldn´t be here if didn´t wanna make love, right? I wanna see if I could create an opportunity)
- That´s was the best sex I´ve ever made (It was not bad)
- I´m not married (I´m married but I´m not committed to my wife)
- You´re not the problem, it´s me (You are the problem, but I cannot tell you)
- I´ve never told it to anyone (I´ve never told it to you before)
- I love your family (I can cope with them)
- No, I´ve never had an affair with that woman (I had but I cannot tell you, you would go crasy)
Quoted from: here
Here is a couple more for you:
Sorry I can´t use MSN at the moment (but I have really blocked you)
I can´t see you today (I am seeing someone else today)
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23 Aug 2010 Mon 06:36 pm |
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"I need the money for my mothers surgery" translation: SEND MONEY
"I am out of credits, money and I will be homeless if you don´t send me $500 immediately" translation: SEND MONEY
"I´m not like the other guys here at the resort" translation: I CHARGE MORE MONEY
"I don´t want to marry this other girl but my family is making me and I have no say in the matter" translation: HOWEVER, IF YOU SEND ME ENOUGH MONEY, I CAN RUN AWAY AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER alternative translation: THANKS FOR THE SEX, I REALLY NEEDED THE PRACTICE BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.
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24 Aug 2010 Tue 11:29 am |
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"She is just some crazy girl who is stalking me. She likes me so much, and I tell her to go away, but she keeps calling me!" means "hi, meet my first girlfriend"
"Why the text-message on my phone says thank you for last night? I brought a girl who got sick in the streets to the hospital last night" means "I went to the club and *beeped* me second girlfriend last night"
"The girl I´m hugging in the picture on facebook is just a customer of the bar. You know it´s good for the tips if I flirt a little" means "The girl in the picture is my third girlfriend."
"These pictures in my wallet? That´s my sister in law and my nephews" means "this is my wife and my children who live in a Turkish village somewhere far away from here"
"You are my number one!" means "You are my number five!"
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24 Aug 2010 Tue 11:36 am |
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oh, you guys are so experienced. 
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24 Aug 2010 Tue 09:05 pm |
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oh, you guys are so experienced.
Keeping my eyes and ears open  The worst one I heard (luckily it wasn´t said to me) was "can you send money for our wedding" which the girl in question did... When she came to Turkey to get married, turns out her fiancé didn´t plan a whole wedding for her... whoopsy! Now, don´t think that what the guy told was 100% lie... He did pay for a wedding from the money she send... only a wedding with another girl!!!! But because it is not the most common of lies, I didn´t put it in my previous lists. It is in my top 10 of most horrible lies though...
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28 Aug 2010 Sat 06:54 am |
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WoW! It is very funny! Is it really true?
i would hope that not every Turkish man follows these rules! The one i met was very polite, absolutely trustworthy, did not ask for sex and paid for everything. His family is wonderful.... Nor are any of my other Turkish friends anywhere like that. 
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28 Aug 2010 Sat 07:37 pm |
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"She is just some crazy girl who is stalking me. She likes me so much, and I tell her to go away, but she keeps calling me!" means "hi, meet my first girlfriend"
"Why the text-message on my phone says thank you for last night? I brought a girl who got sick in the streets to the hospital last night" means "I went to the club and *beeped* me second girlfriend last night"
"The girl I´m hugging in the picture on facebook is just a customer of the bar. You know it´s good for the tips if I flirt a little" means "The girl in the picture is my third girlfriend."
"These pictures in my wallet? That´s my sister in law and my nephews" means "this is my wife and my children who live in a Turkish village somewhere far away from here"
"You are my number one!" means "You are my number five!"
haha, bad experience of my BM
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28 Aug 2010 Sat 08:25 pm |
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haha, bad experience of my BM
I´m glad it wasn´t me
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29 Aug 2010 Sun 05:25 pm |
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I´m glad it wasn´t me
liarrrr
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29 Aug 2010 Sun 08:03 pm |
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liarrrr
I can honestly say that I have never paid for somebody else´s wedding I did have a Turkish man pretend like he wasn´t married, but luckily he wasn´t my partner, otherwise I would have been in Turkish jail now for assault 
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30 Aug 2010 Mon 12:13 am |
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I can honestly say that I have never paid for somebody else´s wedding I did have a Turkish man pretend like he wasn´t married, but luckily he wasn´t my partner, otherwise I would have been in Turkish jail now for assault
lucky u,
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31 Aug 2010 Tue 12:29 am |
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Men tell lies? No.......
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02 Sep 2010 Thu 12:23 am |
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Men tell lies? No.......
Men never tell lies.It is terrible accusation and sexism!!!!, they always believe in what they say at the time of a sentence uttered
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02 Sep 2010 Thu 12:33 am |
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Who cares what they say...it´s not like we actually listen to them anyway 
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