Would you do it for me? I am hopeless.

don´t you have a mother?

My mother is so bored of me. I dont think she would do a desert for me

I guess you should go into your kitchen and start taking out the ingredients I listed and make lots of noise and mess, your mother will run in and save the kitchen by making the desert for you 

That is an idea

How can i explain?

You can compare its taste with a desert better known. I can get an idea that way