GENERAL QUALIFICATIONS

* Bachelor degree in Love and Marriage Faculty
* Must have hand of min 5 years of experience in house works
* Fluency in French, English and German is a must
* Fertilizable
* Preferably from France
* Easygoing, Faitfull, Naive, Passionate, Husband oriented, Excellent organization and following skills,
* Base knowledge in general love and/or marriage principles


DESCRIPTION

The ideal candidate will live with me in her house and main responsibilites will be:

* Giving birth to children when necessary,
* Shopping, Cooking, Cleaning, Washing and the like
* Financial supporting, controlling and reporting
* Pleasing, making happy for a lifetime

Applications with CV must be done to here via private message.

oh my god..do u actually expect a woman to answer that advertisement? so funny yaw

cyrano,r u serious about that

sanja- Yes, quite serious I am about that.

robin-Why will I not expect women to apply to?

And why don't you both send your CV instead of laughing? It is open to you, too, and one of you can be the ideal candidate. Why not?

so funny im actually falling off my chair

sure does

Dear Cyrano:

I was just getting ready to apply when I read..."shopping, Cooking, Cleaning, Washing and the like".

I hestitated. So, before I send in my CV I must ask...do you not make enough money to hire a maid? Also, I didn't see any type of benefits package offered for this job. Is there any?

Please let me know ASAP, CV will be sent based on the answer.

Sincerely,
Future possible applicant

Cyrano, did you have many interested reactions? Keep up posted please....

Of course, I was hastily submitting my application, but I notice you are asking for her to provide children, do the housework AND financially support you too!! Not so much to ask I suppose ( ) !!! Ahh, alas, I fear I am not your Roxanne!

Good luck with your search dear Cyrano - I fear your search may last for years !

Well Cyrano, if you are above 90, can't stand tickling, own a loaded bank-account and have a will with MY name on it, I think it might work. Otherwise..... (do I ask too much?)

Dear Candidates,

To begin with, you should be aware that I make no money, let alone enough money. This follows that I have no income at all and that the ideal candidate must be ready to provide me salary, no less than some $4000 or €3000 or £2000 monthly. This was intentionally mentioned not, in the advertisement since candidates were expected to easily infer from it.

Please note that because I am a romantic, very very romantic, poet, I have not enough time to perform and/or share any angary house work or whatever. To the contrary I have and will have time, as you appreciate, only to write love poems, occasionally ballads, and if wished, romances that I will dedicate to the ideal candidate, namely my future wife. Please also note that you should expect me to bring nothing more than that or no benefit package into the union in question.

The ideal candidate should take it into consideration that after the magnicifent marriage cerenomy, costs of which will be charged from her and in which many a woman all over the world, I believe, would wish to participate as the bridge, she will take my almost holly, most respected surname, "Bergerac". This means many a first lady, such as Hilary Bush and Cherie Booth, will without a doubt be jealous of the ideal candidate. Needles to ask, what else would she wish in her life?

Should you have further questions, please feel free to ask posting here. I will be more than happy to answer them.

Sincerely,
Cyrano de Bergerac

You're so humble, Cyrano....

It is certainly a VERY tempting offer... . What girl in their right mind would refuse?

Hmmmmm ....Aenigma de Bergerac... ....

U're breaking the rules :

" 2. TC is not a dating site. Using TC for such purposes is not allowed and such action will result in account deletion"

Dear Cyrano:
Without money no honey. Without finance there can be no romance. Sorry dear!

You all have to admit, nothing sounds better than Elisa de Bergerac..

Shame I don't like the job description too much

Of course u wont!
why do u think i keep atacking ??
i am angry cause i don't fit any of those points from the description.
I just realised i am a desaster .
i will never get married.. not that this is my wish now ( at 19 )
But .. i still have time to learn, i guess
so, no CV from me
maybe if u wait 5 years till i learn all those things

but cyrano,what will u do for her?

did i said that it can be funny here..... ....yea...
its boring now
and what happ with ur poems and romantic...we didnt saw it here...

Hey hey hey!
Nothing sounds better than Sophie de Bergerac! (like Sophie Marceau or something )

I have a Master degree in love, marriage, child raising, cooking and housekeeping.
I m supporting myself and my daughter very well, as far as financials are concerned, I have a very good job and a terrific (too proud of it ) house. I also have my own car and I dare to say Im a very good driver.
I look good (or so people say) and passion is my middle name (The only thing I m not is modest, but I guess you already realized that)

Furthermore, my english is not that bad. I don't know French and I never cared to learn German but Greek is my native language. Thus, I can read Elytis, Kavafis, Ritsos, and Karyotakis to you in their original language. Not to mention that I can read and explain the Greek tragedies to you, since I have a very good knowledge of the ancient Greek language.

But there is a serious problem and thus I can't fill the application: I'm taken!

Whats going on here? This is not a dating agency. Lets have some decorum please

I am part French, part English and live in Germany. I think this may be a good place to meet my future husband.

I live in a very large house and get so lonely with nothing to do each day but count my money….ahhh. For 6 years now I have been looking for a husband, living alone in this pristine, beautiful clean and ordered house!

Do I ask too much of a man? Indeed, all I require is a romantic poet, a scholar, a wordsmith. I should not like him to work, merely to stay in my beautiful home, thinking beautiful thoughts and provide me passionately with the children I desire. I merely ask that he let me love him, be a slave to him, worship him

Ahh but it is too much to ask I think, even for such a beautiful girl as me

Maybe someone suitable will see my picture and marry me...

Dear Cyrano,
I am captivated, intrigued and enamored! How is it that a man can be so completely honest with their wishes in finding a mate?
Oh how I wish I were not spoken for...I would be sending an application post haste!!!!

Non, merci! non, merci! non, merci!
No, grammercy! and no! and no again!
İstemem eksik olsun, eksik olsun istemem!

HAHAHAHAHA I don't know what is more funny, Robin falling off her chair whilst I fall off my bed with laughter, Capo's excellent rhyme about no money no honey etc, Trudy's 'Well Cyrano, if you are above 90' speech, or the fact that you think you will find a future wife with this type of application

je peux parler le français et l'allemand et je ne suis pas pris mais j'ai vraiment quelqu'un dans l'idée déjà

gut glück

I guess he got 'cold feet' Roxanne

...I wonder if cyrano found his roxanne? ...maybe that was his reason for leaving TC?



...come back here! ...my whip misses you too!

Hi cyrano!

I just wonder if you found your Roxanne, for I, too, look for my Columbine these days. I hope you found Roxanne and are happy with her, and that I will soon find my Columbine.

Keep your fingers crossed!

 i see that you found your soulmate

Yes, indeed he is my soulmate. But he seems he hasn´t been here for long time. Has anyone recently seen him? cyranooooooo! Where are you, soulmate?

 Cyrano?  I think he took a right at Gibraltar and then a left at Zanzibar....haven´t seen him since. 

What is Gibraltar and Zanzibar? Some secret, coded codes for Roxanne and Columbine?