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Cyrano is looking for his Roxanne!
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15 Oct 2006 Sun 08:36 pm |
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Quoting cyrano: GENERAL QUALIFICATIONS
* Bachelor degree in Love and Marriage Faculty
* Must have hand of min 5 years of experience in house works
* Fluency in French, English and German is a must
* Fertilizable
* Preferably from France
* Easygoing, Faitfull, Naive, Passionate, Husband oriented, Excellent organization and following skills,
* Base knowledge in general love and/or marriage principles
DESCRIPTION
The ideal candidate will live with me in her house and main responsibilites will be:
* Giving birth to children when necessary,
* Shopping, Cooking, Cleaning, Washing and the like
* Financial supporting, controlling and reporting
* Pleasing, making happy for a lifetime
Applications with CV must be done to here via private message. |
If I had thought this to be a real post in search for a bride with these kind of UNREALISTIC QUALIFICATIONS we would have had some real debated issues here, but I see that Cyrano is living in 'LaLa Land of make believe'
He is looking for her in the wrong century, but then again anything is possible!
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15 Oct 2006 Sun 08:39 pm |
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I guess he got 'cold feet' Roxanne 
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15 Oct 2006 Sun 08:42 pm |
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Quoting cat_leo: I guess he got 'cold feet' Roxanne |
Mon dieu! Surely not? Cyranooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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20 Nov 2006 Mon 11:52 am |
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...I wonder if cyrano found his roxanne?  ...maybe that was his reason for leaving TC?
...come back here! ...my whip misses you too! 
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 09:49 pm |
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Hi cyrano!
I just wonder if you found your Roxanne, for I, too, look for my Columbine these days. I hope you found Roxanne and are happy with her, and that I will soon find my Columbine.
Keep your fingers crossed!
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28 Mar 2010 Sun 10:56 pm |
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Hi cyrano!
I just wonder if you found your Roxanne, for I, too, look for my Columbine these days. I hope you found Roxanne and are happy with her, and that I will soon find my Columbine.
Keep your fingers crossed!
i see that you found your soulmate
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29 Mar 2010 Mon 02:05 am |
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i see that you found your soulmate
Yes, indeed he is my soulmate. But he seems he hasn´t been here for long time. Has anyone recently seen him? cyranooooooo! Where are you, soulmate?
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29 Mar 2010 Mon 02:12 am |
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Yes, indeed he is my soulmate. But he seems he hasn´t been here for long time. Has anyone recently seen him? cyranooooooo! Where are you, soulmate?
Cyrano? I think he took a right at Gibraltar and then a left at Zanzibar....haven´t seen him since. 
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29 Mar 2010 Mon 02:20 am |
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Cyrano? I think he took a right at Gibraltar and then a left at Zanzibar....haven´t seen him since.
What is Gibraltar and Zanzibar? Some secret, coded codes for Roxanne and Columbine? 
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. However, I have received many adoring PMs - some of which I fear are serious spam (
)!!!
