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Things that do not go unnoticed
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06 Nov 2011 Sun 12:59 am |
Greetings Sister,
Can you disclose the algo that turns si++ into --Ice?
In the absence of a reply from Lemon I have sought to answer this complicated question. I can only conclude that Lemon has looked into the chemical mineral data and concluded that you are ice:-
It all makes sense....
- no cleaveage (of course, you are a man),
- Colourless? That´s just mean.
- Transparent? Hmmm maybe a little.
- Brittle? Maybe if something unpleasant is said about the mother country.
- Coarse? Hmmmmm a bit harsh I think. You seem quite charming
- Massive? I have not seen a picture of you so cannot comment.
- Dendritic branching growths? Hmmmm again, I have not seen a picture....
- Lustre? Dull
In summary, this is NOT a compliment Si++. I think you should forget about Lemon and love me only
Physical Properties of Ice
Cleavage: |
None |
Color: |
Colorless, Pale blue, Greenish blue, White. |
Density: |
0.9167 |
Diaphaneity: |
Transparent |
Fracture: |
Brittle - Conchoidal - Very brittle fracture producing small, conchoidal fragments. |
Habit: |
Crystalline - Coarse - Occurs as well-formed coarse sized crystals. |
Habit: |
Dendritic - Branching "tree-like" growths of great complexity (e.g. pyrolusite). |
Habit: |
Massive - Granular - Common texture observed in granite and other igneous rock. |
Hardness: |
2.5 - Finger Nail |
Luminescence: |
Non-fluorescent. |
Luster: |
Vitreous - Dull |
Streak: |
white |
Edited (11/6/2011) by TheAenigma
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61. |
06 Nov 2011 Sun 07:36 am |
Dear friend, dear sister, have you come back to steal my fame and reputation?
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62. |
06 Nov 2011 Sun 09:27 am |
Dear friend, dear sister, have you come back to steal my fame and reputation?
Darling Lemon, I have no need to steal anything from you - I have my own fame and reputation to preserve
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63. |
07 Nov 2011 Mon 09:36 am |
Some guys have too much time on their hands. So much that they even waste some of it to analyse me.
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64. |
07 Nov 2011 Mon 10:12 am |
Some guys have too much time on their hands. So much that they even waste some of it to analyse me.
Analysing you could NEVER be a waste of time!!
Anyway, just kidding S++ I am sure Lemon can melt that Ice really ...
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65. |
07 Nov 2011 Mon 12:45 pm |
Analysing you could NEVER be a waste of time!!
Anyway, just kidding S++ I am sure Lemon can melt that Ice really ...
You mean lemon is one such hot lady? How do you know?
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66. |
07 Nov 2011 Mon 04:02 pm |
You mean lemon is one such hot lady? How do you know?
I could tell you....but I´d have to kill you
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67. |
08 Nov 2011 Tue 05:58 am |
I could tell you....but I´d have to kill you
This is getting exciting!!
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68. |
08 Nov 2011 Tue 07:33 pm |
This is getting exciting!!
Yes, I can barely stay in my seat!
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69. |
08 Nov 2011 Tue 07:57 pm |
Yes, I can barely stay in my seat!
Yes I noticed that....
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70. |
08 Nov 2011 Tue 08:24 pm |
Yes I noticed that....
You´ve been hacking into the CIA website again!!!!! How do you know what I´m doing?
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