You better not say Şeker Bayramı. Not all people appreciate it when you call Ramazan Bayramı the Şeker Bayramı. I dont know who you will write the message to, but just saying bayram is enough anyway.

Bayramın kutlu olsun

 Again it is left to me to put the passion/love silently asleep in my chest. This time it is hard, it will be difficult to forget you. If only you knew who this heart has passed, this is the last time (the ache for you will always remain).

birbilsen = bir bilsen = if only you knew / you should know    smt like that

buklap = typo = bu kalp

sızı-n = ´your´ sızı and sızı means pain.

Mosquitos aaaargghhh!!!

Does ´sonradan gelen´ in Turkish really mean ´the latter´? So if you put ´sonradan gelen´ in Turkish, does it refer to ´mediocre minds´ like ´the latter´ does in English?

 Glad to help Hope you understood!

today all day work

Bugün bütün gün çalıştım * I worked all day today

Bugün bütün gün işteydim * I was at work all day today

Yes because they are different.

1) unuttuysan = unut-tu-(y)-sa-n = verb stem + past time + connection y + conditional + 2nd pers sing

--> If you have forgotten / if you had forgotten / In case you have/had forgotten. So the action is in the past, and conditional is addes for the ´if´-meaning

2) unutsaydın = unut-sa(y)-dı-n = verb stem + conditional (connection y) + past time + 2nd pers sing

--> Had you forgotten (but you didn´t!)

Evde telefonunu unutsaydın, bana mesaj atamazdın

- Had you forgotten your phone at home, you wouldnt be able to text me.

Keşke dün sana söylediklerimi unutsaydın!

- If only you would forget the things I told you yesterday!

Telefonunu unuttuysan, nasıl mesaj yazdın bana?

- If you had forgotten your phone, how did you text me?

Keşke İstanbula gelseydin, beraber gezerdik

- If only you had come to Istanbul, we would go sightsee together

İstanbula gittiysen, neden bana haber vermedin?

- If you went to Istanbul (if it is so that you went to Istanbul), why didn´t you let me know?

Doktora gitseydin!

- If only you went to the doctor! (you should have gone to the doctor! 

Doktora gittiysen şuan beklemekten başka çare yok

- If you have already gone to the doctor, theres nothing else to do but wait.

 Which one dude, let me immediately delete it, but tell me which one?

Something like that.

 Dün cep telefonunu unuttuysan eğer, kim mesajımdan hemen sonra bana sms yollamış?

or:

Dün cep telefonunu unuttuysan eğer, bana mesajımdan hemen sonra sms yollayan kimdi?

(İf you forgot your mobile yesterday, who was the one that sent me an sms right after my sms?)

I do hope I did not understand it.. If so, first guess was correct, but I thought it was such stupidity it couldnt be true At least it was headed under ´sivri zekalı´ 

Alpha, does any Turk when seeing such a picture, understand what is tested?