Merhaba! Please Translate. Teşekkür ederim.

az kaldı su kaynatmaya başlıcam.

Sakın arızalanma benimle iligileniceksin banane.

şu aşağıda yazdığın şey yalan galiba.

ikizime kavuştum sonuda.

 Soon I will start to boil the water (I will start to make trouble)

 What you have written below is probably a lie

 thank you for the translation.  There are still 2 lines I don´t understand.

Sakın arızalanma benimle iligileniceksin banane.

i try but I am not good with the suffixes. thank you.

sorry , this is second line. thank you again

I will not give you the literal translation but the meaning of the sentences:

soon I will be really cross / angry.

Don´t you get upset / cross, you have to take care of me /  deal with me, I don´t care.

I think the thing you have written below is a lie.

Finally I have found /  met my twin sister / brother.

Thank you so much, teşekkürlar Marionin Turkey and Merih.