Ahmet I am still waiting for email from John if you want my help you need to keep me updated at all times. Whilst I am happy to help you with your work I will not be made a fool of. I promised to mail Kathy tell me have you done so or let me know what is happening please.

Thanks darling for prompt response much appreciated.

Hi Guys

Not sent the mesaj as yet tried to understand translation first and got confused. Now even more confused with the alteration can you please let me have the correct wording after olmaktan mutluyum.......

Many thanks

"Ahmet, hala John'dan email bekliyorum, eğer benim yardımımı istiyorsan beni devamlı olaylardan haberdar etmelisin. İşinde sana yardım etmekten mutluluk duymama rağmen, aptal yerine de konmayacağım. Kathy'e mail atacağıma söz verdim, bana söyle gerçekten öyle yaptın mı veya neler oluyor lütfen anlatır mısın."

'Aptal' versus 'Enayi' for 'Fool'

I would prefer "enayi". I think, in Turkish, "aptal değilim" (I'm not stupid) isn't as common as "enayi değilim".
'Aptal', normally refers to the intelligence level. I belive that in Turkish if we use "aptal" for ourselves we might make people only more suspicious about ourselves. Smillarly, in English it isn't a good idea to say "I'm not a moron".
What would you think if George Bush would say, "I'm not a moron"? 'I'm not a fool" sounds more self respected, isn't it?

I few days ago I made another translation here and I translated the following sentence like this. With this translation I started to think between the difference of aptal and enayi.

"I'm not a fool." > "Ben enayi değilim."

BTW, I think the other translations are also OK but mltm's translation is very good for a casual text. Regards.