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differance between 17 aged girl and 37 aged girl!!!!!!
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29 Nov 2005 Tue 09:11 am |
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Quoting enerodesinueve: Yeah, the 20 years gap makes a lot of difference!!
A seventeen year old can go out for an ice cream and a teddy bear from a carnival; but a 37 year old rather wants some flowers and a dinner from a restaurant. |
I wish I can edit that thread up there..My students will hate me if they knew I have a terrible grammar... hahahha!!
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29 Nov 2005 Tue 09:36 am |
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ANOTHER SPARKLING BIT OF TURKISH WISDOM
Gentlemen of dignified and meaningful pasts have always been interested in ladies with promising futures.
When it comes to age difference in marriage, my rule of thumb is as follows:
TO CALCULATE THE AGE OF THE SUITABLE LADY; DIVIDE GENT'S AGE INTO 2, AND THEN ADD 7.
EXAMPLES:
GENTLEMEN 12 years old.....Lady 13
GENTLEMEN 20 years old.....Lady 17
GENTLEMEN 40 years old.....Lady 27
GENTLEMEN 100 years old.....Lady 57
BELIEVE IT, OR NOT 
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01 Dec 2005 Thu 08:14 am |
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Sure I believe you! ...and it must be absolutely scientific too, I bet!
I heard that one before, you know...that ramayan guy told the same thing...so now I am just waiting for a 64-year old man to appear! 
Though I don´t know if he would be my perfect match, or if this only goes the other way around? Please help me out, wise guys... 
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 02:44 am |
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Quoting ramayan: ummm in turkey 37 aged one is more hairy than 17 aged......if he is bald he must have many on body and he can compensate this..... |
A hairy man body?????
*YuCK*
The only thing worse than a hairy boi is a hairy girl!!!
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 10:57 am |
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Quoting bod: Quoting ramayan: ummm in turkey 37 aged one is more hairy than 17 aged......if he is bald he must have many on body and he can compensate this..... |
A hairy man body?????
*YuCK*
The only thing worse than a hairy boi is a hairy girl!!! |
Bod, you haven´t seen my lioness fur! It is hot!
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 08:53 pm |
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Quoting Aslan: Bod, you haven´t seen my lioness fur! It is hot! |
* strokes your lioness fur  *
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 09:03 pm |
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*purr*
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 09:05 pm |
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Quoting Aslan: *purr* |
I've never heard a lion purr! 
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 09:07 pm |
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Quoting Natlisa: Quoting Aslan: *purr* |
I've never heard a lion purr! |
Maybe you never got close enough? 
Besides that...close to bod - who will not purr?
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 09:09 pm |
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be careful bod-the lioness might bite off your head!!!!
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02 Dec 2005 Fri 09:11 pm |
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Quoting oludenizdollz: be careful bod-the lioness might bite off your head!!!! |
Aslan çok beceriklidir!
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