I still do not read it in a different way. But, I trust your word.

It appears you have thus far come across in your life very few question patterns that has only few directions and carry only few intentions. Maybe it was yet my fault to ask such questions- who knows? As Nietzsche once put it very well- "I am not the mouth for these ears!"

Is this a new profession? Demon of the void whose duty is to welcome the guests! Just like demons of hell standing at the gate of hell do, eh? So, are you, too, employed by God, or do you voluntarily work?

Ouh, I was almost forgetting to say I am very pleased to be in the void then, demon of the void! Thank you.

Is that all?

Ah, no! young blade! That was a trifle short!
You might have said at least a hundred things
By varying the tone...like this, suppose,...
Aggressive:'Ouasimodo, if I had such a hunchback
I'd amputate it!' Friendly:'When you sleep
it must annoy you, dipping in your bed
you must sleep sitting a chair, instead of lying in the bed.'
Descriptive:'Tis a rock!...a peak!...a mountain!'
Rustic: 'That thing a hunchback? Marry-come-up!'
Military: 'Your ugliness is the most
destructive weapon against enemy!'
Practical: 'Put it in a lottery'
Truculent: 'When you go out of the church
Do not the girls, as your ugliness appears,
cry terror-struck:'Run away! Quasimodo again!'
Pedantic:'Why don't you compose music like Beethoven did?'
Considerate:'Take care of your face, ears and hunchback.'
Dramatic: 'You will never have Esmeralda!'
Tender:'It is pity! You're ugly, deaf and hunchback!'
Admiring:'You have spent all your life in the church.'
Curious:'How would you make love to Esmeralda?'
Simple: 'You must share the same origin with camels.'
-Such, my poor vineyards, is what you you might have said,
Had you of wit or letters the least jot:
But, O most lamentable man!--of wit
You never had an atom, and of letters
You have three letters only!--they spell Ass!
And--had you had the necessary wit,
To serve me all the pleasantries I quote
Before this noble audience. . .e'en so,
You would not have been let to utter one--
Nay, not the half or quarter of such jest!
I take them from myself all in good part,
But not from any other man that breathes!

Everybody talking to Quasimodo, please remember that he's a POET therefore, he never actually means what he says and it doesn't necessarily have to make sense. Please, try to take it as entertainment, but if you just don't get it, don't worry - it's normal.